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Girls are obsessed with the DOs & DON’Ts because it’s like taking a trip inside a guy’s brain. That’s why you see them wearing the same short shorts, tidy shirts, and 70s shoes we told them to wear. You’re welcome, boners!




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Comments:

Date: May 22 2008 04:11:00 PM
Author: Shit Well

the do's and don'ts suck. whoever's writing them now is a sucka bitch who I hope diez zoon



Date: May 22 2008 04:06:39 PM
Author: shabba

girls were obsessed with the dos and don'ts when g mcinnes did em. now they think you are fags

develop canceerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... now!



Date: Apr 18 2008 05:46:54 AM
Author: KUSovYrxLjOGMAfIZGx

fo033.txt;2;5



Date: Apr 02 2008 04:14:16 PM
Author: m

some of you who are reading vice: stop being thirty years old, still listening to cool kids, swallow what they are saying and throw it up with delight in lines like "Terrible. Their looks went so wrong." please, pleaaaase grow up, get a real job, start talk to your neighbours and read new york times.



Subject: sure..
Date: Mar 10 2008 09:25:39 PM
Author: lev

i'm sure you did buddy, im sure you did...



Subject: This Picture
Date: Nov 30 2007 12:44:08 PM
Author: Nick

I think I used to date the girl on the left.



Subject: .
Date: Nov 19 2007 11:54:50 PM
Author: .

Terrible. Their looks went so wrong.



Subject: im starving
Date: Nov 15 2007 11:08:51 AM
Author: 1/2 black queefa

thank you...
for not letting me have to read all of those useless comments...
JK!



Subject: .
Date: Oct 28 2007 01:02:47 PM
Author: hm

Every comment below will either say:
1. I will have sexual relations with one or both of these women.
2. I am not attracted to these women, therefore will not have sex with them.
3. Hilarious pop culture reference.
4. Women do not, in fact, care about what men think.
5. What a delightfully cute outfit/ what an awful one.
6. The quality of Vice is declining somewhat.



Subject: ugh boots to you
Date: Oct 12 2007 02:01:57 AM
Author: door matt

"psycho-cunt of an ex-girlfriend"? I can see why she might have let you slip through her fingers. My my, you were obviously the love of her life...



Subject: ugh...
Date: Apr 11 2007 05:03:11 PM
Author: matt

I'm about 95% sure that blonde is my psycho-cunt of an ex-girlfriend. She has DON'T running through her veins.



Subject: whatever
Date: Mar 02 2007 11:25:52 PM
Author: carrie

Yeah because we just live to look good for guys. Pleeeeeease validate my existence.



Subject: hmm
Date: Mar 01 2007 12:01:49 PM
Author: kat

the blondie looks like a prawn



Subject: whatever
Date: Dec 26 2006 06:52:23 PM
Author: s

You didn't invent short shorts. I'm not sure who the fuck at vice thinks they control the fashion world- no, you guys just take photo's of it- and come up with captions for them 90% of which are shitty and predictable.



Subject: yup
Date: Nov 26 2006 03:19:22 PM
Author: jux55

pussy for sale.



Subject: .
Date: Oct 18 2006 09:08:58 PM
Author: .

you look like a pieces of shit and you can't pull off that outfit



Subject: Gemma
Date: Sep 30 2006 07:11:37 PM
Author: Matt

That you have.... nice webcam video too!



Subject: Gemma
Date: Sep 30 2006 07:07:52 PM
Author: Phil

Been there, hit that. This girl loves the cock... and vagina.



Subject: wtf?
Date: Sep 30 2006 06:58:06 PM
Author: Matt

Dude thats Gemma



Subject: bleh
Date: Sep 26 2006 05:33:25 PM
Author: d

Nice blur effect over their busted mugs, try again...maybe a 14px blur this time.



Subject: ooh
Date: Sep 25 2006 10:53:01 AM
Author: zanz

id give em a prod



Subject: no
Date: Sep 23 2006 04:23:01 PM
Author: uh

they shop at banana republic and purposely mismatch it to look interesting. i dont find that....well...difficult to do.


fuck them.



Subject: aaa
Date: Sep 22 2006 11:44:20 PM
Author: haff

lesly arfin needs to pose in something sexy like maxim im soooo ofucking tired of jerking off to throat fucking porn



Subject: hmmm
Date: Sep 22 2006 04:57:07 PM
Author: lesley a.

looks like it's photoshopped to hide the fact that at least one of those girls works for Vice. way to go outside of your friends for pictures, dorks.



Subject: i like it
Date: Sep 22 2006 03:07:43 PM
Author: very much

fill in your own resolution detail people.
more crapass shots Vice...im all over that shit!



Subject: adldfjng
Date: Sep 21 2006 12:25:23 AM
Author: ajnfg

boners? from that picture? VICE SUCKS VICE SUCKS VICE SUCKS...


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Subject: welcome boners?
Date: Sep 20 2006 04:23:45 PM
Author: huh?

ugh..what dogs these girls are anyway, vice lay offa the cialis dudes.. all chunk in the trunk and no crunk..aw well lets get drunk..



Subject: ytyrty
Date: Sep 20 2006 03:16:11 PM
Author: tyyr

lesley arfins hot



Subject: moew
Date: Sep 18 2006 08:55:06 PM
Author: prow

grainy ass photo



Subject: *two thumbs up*
Date: Sep 18 2006 08:43:46 PM
Author: brandy

the girl on the left missed it though. she sucks.



Subject: ugh!!!!!
Date: Sep 18 2006 05:17:48 PM
Author: Dr. Tony Badassassino, Phd.

What the fuck is the point of this blurry ass photo? You're so desperate for pics you need to use this unprofessional shit? Entertain me properly goddamnit!!!!



Subject: ?
Date: Sep 18 2006 11:16:11 AM
Author: a girl

We're obsessed with the dos and don'ts because we like to laugh, but the dos have been slipping lately. No one (male or female) comes here for genuine fashion advice. We don't need to see pictures of girls in generic urbanoutfitters gear(who are a dime a dozen anyway), just start being funny again. Please!



Subject: no
Date: Sep 18 2006 08:10:46 AM
Author: uh

stop putting people who work for vice in dos



Subject: maybe
Date: Sep 18 2006 07:46:07 AM
Author: they're cute though

there is something very gay about addressing a boner.



Subject: ...
Date: Sep 18 2006 07:36:34 AM
Author: Cha Cha Cha!

Who twisted this bitches tit?



Subject: Obsessed
Date: Sep 18 2006 05:45:24 AM
Author: Totally Ace!

PLEASE tell me what to do and what to don't 'cos I'm a girl and am completely obsessed. SSShutup! Patronizing dickhead. Did you eva read Vogue? Yeah, like, Chloe made seventies wedges a 'do', not some funting list made to please funting men.



Subject: old
Date: Sep 18 2006 05:21:01 AM
Author: jj

these aren't brand new. new do's pls.



Subject: don't
Date: Sep 18 2006 03:50:55 AM
Author: Ra

Those girls look like they're on their way to a school disco. Most definitely a don't.



Subject: i think not
Date: Sep 18 2006 03:25:26 AM
Author: adam west

actually, she is doing the batusi! a dance the original batman introduced to the world in the sixties.



Subject: boy brains
Date: Sep 18 2006 01:35:41 AM
Author: Chase

The comment about why girls look at the Do's and Don'ts is totally true



Subject: Focus pocus.
Date: Sep 18 2006 12:16:01 AM
Author: Focus.

ARRRGGGHHGHGHGHHH.

I NEED FOCUS!!!



Subject: vice
Date: Sep 18 2006 12:04:56 AM
Author: R

this is pretty amazing



Subject: Bleh
Date: Sep 18 2006 12:04:02 AM
Author: Bleh

Anyone who does the John Travolta/Pulp Fiction dance is instantly a don't.



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