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Date: Jun 13 2008 12:06:18 PM Author: jt If they're dykes then meet my feminine side - she's a dyke too. Date: May 17 2008 09:43:43 PM Author: woah! you just took my comment exactly Date: Apr 25 2008 11:21:09 AM Author: yeah brunette naomi watts! Subject: wow Date: Mar 13 2008 12:23:18 PM Author: dudemar I'm going to the bathroom for a bit. Subject: beta-bitch Date: Mar 05 2008 02:18:54 AM Author: ll damn straight. bitch in red better go back to working the perfume counter at nordstrom's. Subject: 000 Date: Jan 06 2008 05:27:44 PM Author: 000 These two would be at my last day on earth!Thanks Make A Wish! Subject: noice Date: Dec 03 2007 06:58:36 PM Author: porkchop These girls (both of them) are really pleasant looking. i think that they work together in, say a graphic design office. The one on the left is married, but the one on the right is clearly a complete sexual gymnast. Subject: butt jammin!! Date: Nov 29 2007 02:49:00 PM Author: devil dogg!!!!!!! yes they need too be fild with kok in butt!!! Subject: anal Date: Mar 29 2007 09:17:16 AM Author: i always eat i dont care coz i'd smash both their back doors right down son. ok pal Subject: these girls Date: Mar 09 2007 06:17:18 AM Author: would look better with a couple black eyes. Subject: B Date: Mar 08 2007 12:57:53 PM Author: B You walk out of the bathroom, notice that you got water from the sink on or near your genital area. Look up, and see this right in front of you. You know they think it's that perfect sort of funny/cute thing. And you thank god for irony and water again. Subject: . Date: Feb 02 2007 08:33:55 PM Author: . fanfuckintastic right uncle chop chop? Subject: BEING LAST Date: Dec 14 2006 07:02:37 AM Author: LASTBOYEEEEEEE IS BETTER THAN BEING A COCK Subject: yippeee Date: Nov 26 2006 03:26:56 PM Author: jux55 i'll take deux.... hey. skin color or ethnicity has zero to do with sexiness. this is a facy time just waiting to happen. Subject: ouch Date: Sep 25 2006 09:49:52 PM Author: ouch ouchouchouchouchouchouchouch. i just want to lie around in bed all day and night with both and make out and talk about ordering food but fucking again instead. Subject: cute Date: Sep 23 2006 01:46:16 PM Author: cnnlive fishnets......stripes......smile Subject: stripes are so played Date: Sep 21 2006 08:24:50 PM Author: fashion victim stripes are so played Subject: chicks Date: Sep 20 2006 04:33:41 PM Author: john man, girls are so pretty Subject: surf turd Date: Sep 20 2006 12:29:55 AM Author: fernando I dont know ,,but the morocha is super pretty Subject: good lawd Date: Sep 16 2006 08:34:02 PM Author: harius nice gams Subject: la Sedgwick Date: Sep 15 2006 07:20:51 AM Author: Andy Ass-hole ... something of Edie Sedgewick about this lady methink. If ES were fat that is.. ..When's that film out by the way? Is it any good? Info please. Subject: huge-assle Date: Sep 15 2006 04:09:34 AM Author: lord haw-haw wot you talkin about Dury? Dury awesome. shitbag. Subject: ian dury's red face Date: Sep 14 2006 08:38:22 PM Author: Hugh Jassle figures your parents hated you so much they named you after a one-hit, has-been, fat-ass loser. you shoulda let it ride as a joke cause it is. *ian dury gobbling cock* Subject: germaline Date: Sep 14 2006 07:54:06 AM Author: lord snooty ...I love anyone called Lucy but I loathe & detest anyone or anything called Emily and/or derivatives thereof like Emma, Gemma, Erma, Jemima, Germaline.. .. By the way, Manchester no longer exists. We bombed it flat twenty years ago Subject: do... hell yeah! Date: Sep 14 2006 05:17:36 AM Author: ....london calling... they are boith do's... and you know what i just did.. and it was great!! happy fuckin days!!! do do do do and do one once more before a cab!! Subject: Stating the obvious Date: Sep 14 2006 04:02:26 AM Author: STO No one has mentioned how the bint on the left is properly and completely mashed. Subject: L.A.(ha) brodude blockhead Date: Sep 13 2006 12:33:34 PM Author: ian dury "And ian dury is really fucking deep, I guess." ian dury's my name rimstain. it isn't an ill fated attempt at rearranging the spacing in mundane words to create new mundane names. do you still tell those jokes about the author of "Rusty Bedsprings" being I.P. Nightly? get a grip and get off my tip. *you sobbing* Subject: Gavin Date: Sep 12 2006 11:29:54 PM Author: damn She's so hot that not even a good raping could put out the fire. Subject: the jury on ian dury Date: Sep 12 2006 10:49:42 PM Author: Horse Leg Greg And ian dury is really fucking deep, I guess. *sound of me cuming on your girlfriend* Subject: No really it's me. Date: Sep 12 2006 10:12:52 PM Author: Darius I'm the real Darius. Subject: Snickerdoodle Date: Sep 12 2006 09:29:25 PM Author: Wonderpants The only thing that would stop me from drinking her bathwater is the restraining order. Damn! Subject: FAGdango Date: Sep 12 2006 08:28:08 PM Author: dapwell damn fishnets is a SLAMMER. what they call in my country A 'GOOSE ASS HO'. gemma is a fly name too, for a fucking pancake. Subject: - Date: Sep 12 2006 06:36:41 PM Author: Daran Shes got a pretty face and cute hair too. Subject: please, Date: Sep 12 2006 06:18:18 PM Author: dont! dont mention darius! we are so over his moronic, racial slurs, hopefully he is painfully suffering or dying somewhere in the dark and filth swimming in his own shit Subject: gemma/emma Date: Sep 12 2006 06:18:38 PM Author: Molly yeah, what about gemma hayes? Subject: out Date: Sep 12 2006 05:36:31 PM Author: darby it's been mighty fun playing with everyone today. i, unfortunately, must go home from work. have fun, kids. see ya tomorrow... Subject: darby Date: Sep 12 2006 05:22:43 PM Author: Dirty Dave That's the only Juice Terry I know. Subject: eh? Date: Sep 12 2006 05:19:51 PM Author: darby juice terry? is that n-sign's mate? Subject: dirty slags Date: Sep 12 2006 05:11:34 PM Author: Dirty Dave They remind me of the kind of chicks that Juice Terry Lawson from Irvine Welsh novels always has anal sex with off in the seedy shadows. That's so awesome!!!!! Subject: Killroy Date: Sep 12 2006 05:08:34 PM Author: Vanessa "Lucy is a fake. She said her "mate's" name was "Gemma" It's Emma you dumb bitch. What kinda name is Gemma?" I can assure you that Gemma is a real name. Maybe you've never come across it in Deaddick, USA, but it's indeed a genuine moniker. Subject: wordgames blockhead Date: Sep 12 2006 05:02:15 PM Author: ian dury wow, what a clever play on words- "Red Undant". get it guys? Red Undant? *sound of farting* Subject: FAKE Date: Sep 12 2006 04:59:35 PM Author: Killroy Lucy is a fake. She said her "mate's" name was "Gemma" It's Emma you dumb bitch. What kinda name is Gemma? Subject: look me up in LA Date: Sep 12 2006 04:58:15 PM Author: Red Undant I'd take them both down a few notches - Jucy, Lemma, you both rate in my world, babies. The only thing wrong with this caption is how utterly agreeable it is and how I can only respond by reitterating the obvious. Thanks Vice. Go back to being controversial, you jew fag nigga assholes. Subject: wtf? Date: Sep 12 2006 04:55:00 PM Author: darby i'm with peter murphy here. I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Subject: cut up Date: Sep 12 2006 04:46:07 PM Author: peter murphy wait...is the caption saying that the other chick (gemma?), is looking like a dude? is this a sneaky dig? would darius beat her pussy up if she's a dude? i'm so confused! Subject: ghg Date: Sep 12 2006 04:45:28 PM Author: Uranus Whiteman "for all those who cant figure it out lucy+darius+hell rell= same sorry bitch..." I think we all know this. It's not the person we respond to, but instead the personna and its opinions. The way I see it is that a giant absurdist comedy from the age of ridiculous irony is being written on this board. Hopefully, it will someday be read with awe and repulsion by our descendants. For fuck's sake, it's the internet asswipe. What's real here? Subject: duh Date: Sep 12 2006 04:29:38 PM Author: ghg for all those who cant figure it out lucy+darius+hell rell= same sorry bitch...still the kids' a hell of a lot funnier than acq. murderer Subject: the genius pictured above Date: Sep 12 2006 04:10:45 PM Author: Uranus Whiteman If you don't want to be treated like an animal, don't offer your picture to be evaluated by animals. Isn't that basic logic, or am I missing something here? Oh, okay, you're not very, you know...bright. One more thing, quit smugly acting like America is somehow more racist than England. I'm all okay with interracial whatever, but just because you bang someone of another race, doesn't mean you're suddenly the authority on race and how other people feel about it. It doesn't even disqualify you as a racist. Something tells me that race in America is a bit more complex than you'll ever understand. Subject: Tony Date: Sep 12 2006 04:09:32 PM Author: 8for3 Nice eye Tony. Maybe that bruise is from her black boyfriend "poundin that pussy" too hard. Or maybe her boyfriend beats her. Either way, a bruise on the thigh takes her down a few notches. Subject: Cheers! Date: Sep 12 2006 03:54:17 PM Author: Dr. Tony Badassassino, Phd. You can't really tell what a woman's legs look like until she stands up. It's like judging a person's abs while they lie on their back. Check the greenish bruise on her left thigh. Classy. Subject: where? Date: Sep 12 2006 03:58:21 PM Author: bee$ if your'e engaged lucy, where are the rings? If you left them off to go partying you deserve all the trash people randomly throw at you. either way though your'e both quite pretty. Subject: Lucy Date: Sep 12 2006 03:56:41 PM Author: Diesel Heaven Lucy, suck my dick bitch! Subject: Lucy Date: Sep 12 2006 03:50:34 PM Author: Jarshy Sorry, Lucy. I dont even know you, so I can't judge you. I'm just an asshole, anyways. Subject: jarshy Date: Sep 12 2006 03:46:24 PM Author: Lucy no need to get personal, is there? Subject: Lucy Date: Sep 12 2006 03:38:55 PM Author: Jarshy I do think the girl in the picture is quite beautiful, but I dont think Lucy is really her. Hey Lucy, How come you didn't write with an accent in your other posts? And what the fuck's up with WRITING with an accent? Your black boyfriend must me rich, or you have a huge cunt. Subject: darby thanks Date: Sep 12 2006 03:30:53 PM Author: Lucy Thanks luv. My bloke is a black man already so no you won't get your hands on me you stupid twat. He hates your lot, and is nothing like you. And could you lot stop commenting on me like I'm an animal? I'm engaged and so is me mate gemma. We celebrate that night but had a bit too much, didn't we? and all you people in the states stop the racist bickering. Subject: You Mad? Date: Sep 12 2006 03:24:11 PM Author: Darius Sorry I aint be postin much. I be too busy tearin up the guts a some white ho wit my huge black dick. Man Id split dis bitch in two if I got my hands on er. I hate all you white emo fags. You mad? Subject: ... Date: Sep 12 2006 03:24:25 PM Author: darby keep rockin', lucy. your boyfriend is one lucky bloke. Subject: black and white Date: Sep 12 2006 03:13:05 PM Author: Lucy I'm in the black and white top, and I'm no slapper. Whoever said that is probably some frustrated chave. Fuck off. I always get that I look like Ms. Watts, but I'm even prettier in person. I have a boyfriend who appreciates my fishnets so piss off. Subject: so interested Date: Sep 12 2006 03:11:27 PM Author: ian dury which is lucy, which is gemma? Subject: me Date: Sep 12 2006 03:07:38 PM Author: Lucy Hey, that's me and my mate gemma, and if you lot want to bash us go ahead. i hope you feel better at night. for those Who posted nice things, thank you,.i'm all for taking the piss out of people, but stop hating. Subject: OH NO Date: Sep 12 2006 03:03:53 PM Author: HELL DAMN I FUCKED UP. I EVEN BOTHERED RESPONDING TO THIS HOMO. IM ASHAMED OF MYSELF. Subject: NO. Date: Sep 12 2006 02:57:21 PM Author: HELL RELL NO SENSITIVITY OVER HERE BOYBOY. THIS IS THE INTERNET, IT OCCUPIES THE FEW MINUTES I HAVE IN BETWEEN MY OTHER ACTIVITIES. I COULD CARE LESS, ACTUALLY IM CHILLIN (YUP! RIGHT NOW! I CHECKED MY STATUS AND IT SAID "CHILLIN"). IM NOT WHITE ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES IT WOULD BE NICE TO MORPH INTO A WHITE GUY (LIKE WHEN IM DRIVIN PAST COPS OR APPLYING FOR A LOAN) I WISH I WAS IN THE SUBURBS LOUNGIN WITH A TON OF LEGAL MONEY IN THE BANK AND A HOUSE WITH A YARD. UNFORTUNATELY I LIVE IN THE BRONX IN A PLACE YOU'D BE SCARED TO WALK THROUGH ALONE. YOU ARE 100% WRONG MY NIGGA. TRY AGAIN. Subject: ian Date: Sep 12 2006 02:52:17 PM Author: freds savages I don't know what's worse, your grammar, sentence structure, or sensitivity to nline jokes about strangers. Hell rell, studies have shown that typing in all caps can cause mild retardation. No joke. Google it. And, you're probably some white kid in the suburbs who listens to rap and acts hard online just like Darius. MAybe you are Darius. Who cares? Go outside. Subject: HMMM... Date: Sep 12 2006 02:51:24 PM Author: HELL RELL JOEY MILLS I DONT KNOW WHICH IS WORSE, MUTHAFUCKAS BEING WILLBURGERS OR MUTHAFUCKAS BEING WILLBURGERS IN DENIAL. AND FRED, EAT A DICK YOU NERD. HIT REFRESH 200 TIMES WHILE YOUR MASUIMI MAX 20 SECOND CLIP LOADS SO YOU CAN BEAT OFF BEFORE YOUR MOM/GAY ROOMMATE/FAT GIRLFRIEND GETS HOME. Subject: EAT A DICK YOU 120 POUND HOMO Date: Sep 12 2006 02:50:05 PM Author: HELL RELL REFER TO SUBJECT LINE. Subject: blockheads Date: Sep 12 2006 02:47:42 PM Author: ian dury i don't know which is worse; someone pretending to be dairyus or someone trying to weigh the value of if it is worse to be dairyus or pretend to be dairyus. Subject: Hell Rell Date: Sep 12 2006 02:48:11 PM Author: freds savages Hey Ruger Rell, shut the fuck up,b. Stop typing in caps,b. And you probably are white too,b.You sound mad, stupid, dumb ignorant,b. Dipset,b! Subject: NO WAY Date: Sep 12 2006 02:39:02 PM Author: HELL RELL JOEY MILLS THAT DARIUS DUDE AINT BLACK B. WHOEVER THAT IS IS PERPETRATING O.D. NIGGAS ARE STRESSING MONEY TOO, LIKE BEING BLACK IS SOME CRAZY NEW SHIT. NEWSFLASH STUPID, IN 50 YEARS EVERYBODY IS GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING CUZ EVERYBODY IS CURRENTLY FUCKING EVERYBODY. BESIDES, I WAS THE FIRST NONHIPSTER NONCRACKER COMMENTING ON THIS SHIT B SO GIMME MY MUTHAFUCKIN JUICE B. Subject: What's worse Date: Sep 12 2006 02:37:52 PM Author: freds savages I don't know what's worse. Darius, or someone pretending to be Darius? Subject: mad cow Date: Sep 12 2006 02:34:29 PM Author: petey wheatstraw you mad? Subject: son, stop it Date: Sep 12 2006 02:20:12 PM Author: Darius Yo, don't pretend to be me, ock. That looks homo. I didn't comment cuz there's nothin to be said. One. Subject: word Date: Sep 12 2006 02:13:45 PM Author: Darius Yo, sorry it took so long fo a nigga's input,I know ya'll be waitin'. I be doin them curl ups, yoga style. I be trying to limber up on some auoto fellatio shit, nah mean? This bitch looking tight with them meaty thighs but can't nothin beat gettin' my dick all up in my mouth. Shit be harder than it look though. You mad? Subject: ? Date: Sep 12 2006 01:59:35 PM Author: john from stl you're kidding right? darius pisses you off? that's just funny dude, get a life... Subject: Darius Date: Sep 12 2006 01:23:59 PM Author: Jarshy You better shut the fuck up. Darius is not welcome here. He just instigates rage and hate and racism. You are a fucking idiot. Subject: Date: Sep 12 2006 01:06:34 PM Author: T-rock I think i speak for everyone when i say you're a douche. Subject: Date: Sep 12 2006 01:00:04 PM Author: i think i speak for everyone when i say we want to hear from Darius. Subject: yowza! Date: Sep 12 2006 12:24:01 PM Author: darby the one on the right looks a bit like naomi watts. she'd probably play good records if she were hanging out at your house. two enthusiastic thumbs up!!!!! Subject: Dumb question Date: Sep 12 2006 11:14:17 AM Author: T-rock Can you Brits help this yank understand why evrybody thinks she's from england? Subject: maybe it's you? Date: Sep 12 2006 11:03:30 AM Author: pp marc from manc! do you collect records? have you recently been to Africa? do i know you? Subject: yeah Date: Sep 12 2006 11:04:36 AM Author: T-rock this is my type. finally Vice gets it right. even her friend isn't too bad. Subject: don't hurt 'em hammer! Date: Sep 12 2006 11:02:37 AM Author: pm LA DOLCE VITA BAYBEE!!!!!!!!!!! dayum! Subject: dream woman Date: Sep 12 2006 09:11:38 AM Author: bukowski i'm glad that hardly anyone likes this girl. less competition for me you pussies ! Subject: Kojak Date: Sep 12 2006 07:16:58 AM Author: vision impaired One word- mutton. The slapper on the right looks like the type who shags her sisters boyfriend. Subject: shout-out to STL Date: Sep 12 2006 06:57:51 AM Author: waterface we stepped off the plane four gangbangers professional crack slangers Subject: This Date: Sep 12 2006 05:47:29 AM Author: IS NOT a do? Subject: licks Date: Sep 12 2006 03:48:17 AM Author: Acquitted Murderer I would'nt even want to fuck Ms. Fishnet, just a quick and gentle rub across her legs with my penis, then I disappear. Subject: Madchester Date: Sep 12 2006 03:13:39 AM Author: soft southern twat Manchester = shithole Northern girls = Manky Subject: My city ... Date: Sep 12 2006 03:01:09 AM Author: Marc Only recently has Manchester UK started to become a city where, when we have women like this coming here to study, many of them no longer engage in what used to be the ensuing 'natural' 'progression' i.e. leaving for London about three years before they reach the stage in life these two belters are at, with all the natural confidence and style that comes with it. These two ooze a sort of vibe that suggests to me that I too might not abandon my hometown after all. I can also afford to buy them both a drink. Subject: BEAT THIS BEATNIK Date: Sep 12 2006 02:37:26 AM Author: 3507321C I'D POOP ON THEM. Subject: we know who you are.. .. Date: Sep 12 2006 02:17:12 AM Author: prince limey old, old, old. Tired and sad and old. Time to pass the baton fellers. .. Subject: ... Date: Sep 12 2006 01:35:18 AM Author: john in stl you fucks in nyc have got it good...enjoy it while you can, brocephuseez... chicks in st louis are as appealing as cat vomit. Subject: no Date: Sep 12 2006 01:11:53 AM Author: reyrey ...theres something more in the stripey's eyes. theres something awake there. thats what boys are really looking for: signs of life. you can tell a girl like that scrunches up her face when she's trying to tell a complicated story or laughs so hard you can see every tooth in her mouth.this scene is simple: her friend comes out to visit,they go to homegirl's favorite bar, bowie or al green is on the hi-fi, someone whips out a camera and voila! (cue ensuing negative commentary above) Subject: what Date: Sep 12 2006 12:57:42 AM Author: it is yah, these girls are cute. But they don't tell a story the way Roller-Derby 'Bratz' girl does in the previous picture. Or Rockabilly girl. Or even dark lipstick pinstripe (evil candystriper)girl. They are just typical with good taste and good genes. And by good genes I mean good jeans. Really. I would like to know what brand they are so I can score them off e-bay. In fact I am probably more like girl on left than roller-bratz girl. But roller-bratz girl is someone who inspires my 'out of the box thinking'. While these girls are just the girls we average girls already are. Sigh. Subject: No Subject Date: Sep 12 2006 12:50:36 AM Author: iPod THIRD. YES! Usually I am not up this late, but have you heard the techno remix of bittersweet symphony. I feel like I need some E. Subject: I never Date: Sep 12 2006 12:09:00 AM Author: ANALCuntz came so hard while beating off to a picture where no one is taking it up the arse. Subject: WoW Date: Sep 12 2006 12:07:28 AM Author: Boulderfist First, fheggets |
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