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Smileyface, on Apr 18 2009 06:42:40 PM wrote:
Lol dis site is fuckn awsome but ya need 2 add sum porn!


Subject: this could so be saved
Date: Mar 16 2008 09:08:31 AM
Author: thesque

Step 1: Change the black "im a little slut" tanktop to a white button down with the first button undone, and collar playfully loose.

Step 2: Get rid of the glasses.

Step 3: Brush you hair, put it up as a pony tail near the top back, and split the bangs at a 2/3 or 3/4 mark on either side.

Voila: you look less like a dirty ho, and more like someone we might second guess; and if you are a dirty ho, then guess wha, you tricked us and we'll love you for it; as long as we dont get VD.



Subject: bratz
Date: Nov 23 2007 08:37:35 PM
Author: ern

I'm not bothering to read any of that crap below but I thought I'd say that Bratz dolls are just the worst pieces of crap. I'm going to be that terrible parent one day that doesn't buy their kids the stuff they want. Sorry sweetie, but that dolly is a wh.re, and an ugly bobble-headed uncreative one at that. As for this girl, her outfit would make a kind of funny Halloween costume, and other than that she can be std fly paper all she wants. PS. Since when is Vice censoring comments? What bs.



Subject: The pieces of shite are so numerous here
Date: Oct 30 2007 08:04:48 PM
Author: TheTraveller

I'm pretty new to Vice, but the comments I've read in this thread are amazingly ignorant. Anyone that believe darius is a real person is an utter moron. And to those little pieces of mouth breathing racist filth T-rock and ya-boy you guys are sad/funny. You talk shit about blacks and at the same time try to style your screen names after some (I guess) type of old school rap/street slang.



Subject: Cut Your Hair
Date: Aug 23 2007 12:25:13 PM
Author: Crunk Fitch

Stephanie Malkmus needs some new shoes.



Subject: Drew
Date: Aug 16 2007 10:41:55 PM
Author: bla bla bla

whathaFUCK?!
"When did black people lear what lmao meant?"

Drew,
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? IS THAT THE LANGUAGE OF SOME ALL-KNOWING ELITE GROUP OR SOMETHING? DO YOU THINK BLACK PEOPLE HAVE COMPUTERS? YOU THINK ANY OF THEM HAVE THE INTERNET? YOU THINK THEY EMAIL EACH OTHER OR CHAT ONLINE?
YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON!
I swear, I am just shocked at that fucking dumb-ass comment.
Well, it takes all kinds to fill the internet.



Subject: good stuff
Date: Jun 19 2007 05:46:54 AM
Author: K-K

This is awesome



Subject: Viagra
Date: Jun 03 2007 03:38:01 PM
Author: Viagra

"You have made a good site



Subject: i do.
Date: Feb 26 2007 07:14:45 PM
Author: i hate knees

I hate knees.



Subject: her
Date: Feb 14 2007 06:33:03 PM
Author: lesbo

Her legs are sexy, she's nice just a butterface



Subject: orn
Date: Nov 20 2006 10:35:12 PM
Author: bleat

hmmm...at least a two condom date...one over the other...but still...yep.



Subject: so
Date: Nov 17 2006 12:51:16 AM
Author: yeh

nice shitty halloween wig hair extensions!



Subject: I might not have the best eyesight
Date: Oct 08 2006 11:03:50 PM
Author: ODJ

But really... does her shirt really say
mama's little slut
This proves that a next level of retarded slut is in stores now, cheap. Red light special. stummbling around the store near the "hard ware" isle. I have yet to have this woman in my life.



Subject: .
Date: Sep 30 2006 10:00:39 PM
Author: shit the bed

a fucking 'DO'.



she'd clearly put out and then take you to either a) pick up some meth or b) pick her kids up from child services



Subject: who she really is...
Date: Sep 27 2006 05:55:09 PM
Author: what

... if Paris wasn't rich...



Subject: I like to wait a while
Date: Sep 21 2006 12:55:50 PM
Author: Mr Happy Boy

Because you folks post such mean-spirited and unpleasant things. Typically vulgar things - coarse things which are not at all sprightly or delightful. It's as if you're all poisoned. Not all, OK, I'm over-generalizing a tad, here. But I'm sure the other 1-2% of you know what I mean.

Let's all be free! Let's all smile warmly together.

Oh yes, and the whore is gross. Bangs suck - it's like a claw on your forehead, you dumb whore bitch. I bet that is her daughter's skirt, the fucking skeez.



Subject: AN
Date: Sep 16 2006 09:01:39 PM
Author: Dirty Dave

"I know this bitch and that's actually her daughter's shirt she's wearing."

How the fuck do you know her you fucking liar? Explain yourself.



Subject: stop! thief!
Date: Sep 16 2006 08:08:37 AM
Author: alfalfa numeric

I know this bitch and that's actually her daughter's shirt she's wearing.



Subject: filth
Date: Sep 15 2006 11:32:03 AM
Author: Billy Boy

She seems like a fuckin slut who likes to get fucked and jizzed on but maybe she just thinks that is like a cool, "street" outfit or something. Totally pokable though - she looks like she's got a nice little pussy.



Subject: mama
Date: Sep 15 2006 10:34:42 AM
Author: skana

her mom is somewhere crying "i never said that! i never called her that!! why god?? WHY?????"



Subject: andy
Date: Sep 14 2006 05:33:17 PM
Author: dick

hi id like to introduce you to andy dick and his green door. bye



Subject: her
Date: Sep 13 2006 05:25:54 PM
Author: me

i hate her



Subject: yeah it is
Date: Sep 13 2006 11:13:00 AM
Author: kinda sad

i have to agree, im sick of people that post their shallow antagonistic personal bullshit in this forum and it doesnt even relate to the subject in any way . Go get a therapist losers...actually even better go get an education, a life , self respect etc etc...



Subject: hey its the
Date: Sep 13 2006 11:09:15 AM
Author: bay city rollers

HERPES



Subject: hey, disgusted...
Date: Sep 13 2006 09:27:28 AM
Author: darby

i called you big guy on purpose. i knew it would get you really riled up. i win.



Subject: s
Date: Sep 13 2006 12:03:06 AM
Author: timothy

nice legs but



Subject: DISGUSTO-WHORE 3000
Date: Sep 12 2006 08:31:34 PM
Author: dapwell

YEEECH



Subject: Daran
Date: Sep 12 2006 06:57:21 PM
Author: (*^&^$$%

So you come on here and want to argue about whether or not people arguing here is sad. Who cares? Just shut up. Don't think.



Subject: missing the point
Date: Sep 12 2006 06:35:57 PM
Author: Daran

Alright, so I may just be solo on this one, but doesn't anyone else find it just a little bit sad that people find the time and effort to convert the space for comments into an open forum for arguement?

Just a thought.



Subject: hey there darby
Date: Sep 12 2006 05:32:26 PM
Author: digusted

I'm not a big guy. I'm a petite gal, if you bothered to read my whole comment. I was typing fast and also wrote women instead of woman, mr./or ms. spelling police. I don't think a couple of spelling blunders kill a whole argument. So, If you want to think that I'm a blithering idiot because I misspelled seems, go ahead.



Subject: yo, disgusted...
Date: Sep 12 2006 05:29:42 PM
Author: darby

"But he also seams to be mentally retarded, so he has an excuse."

SEEMS would be the proper spelling there, big guy.



Subject: Yo, Tony!
Date: Sep 12 2006 05:14:36 PM
Author: Jim E Crackorn

I don't need to use you for anything, least of all getting at Darius. If I want to call him a reverse bigot and ignorant race-baiter, well, I think I just did. Got that D? You are some capital asshole.
Just sayin that his low-rent brand of negativity made me miss the heights of your pretentious musings, as cringe-worthy as they were. At least your literate and not impossible to read.



Subject: WoW
Date: Sep 12 2006 04:54:43 PM
Author: boulderfist

TIMMAY! TIMMAY! ....TIMMAY!........TIMMAY!! TIMMAY!!



Subject: Boulderfist
Date: Sep 12 2006 04:42:26 PM
Author: WoW

"did you get your retarded uncle who lives in your basement & touches you in your area to write that for you? slow down there shakespeare, some lonely dude trolling the internet for illiterate tweens might catch your vapors. if you really need to feel needed, might i suggest less posting on the vice comments (the vice comments for pete's sake!) and maybe talking to mommy about your life issues. i know she's a middle america lard-ass addicted to general hospital & has never shown you the love/ discipline/ or grammar book you deserve, but just snuggle up in those rolls & it'll be better soon enough.

p.s. no matter what your dirty uncle tells you, 'deuche' is not a word; and yes, it does mean you're gay when he does that to you."


I only skimmed through your post but am guessint the gist of it is your still a fatty and sore about it.



Subject: almost forgot
Date: Sep 12 2006 04:07:32 PM
Author: disgusted

Darius you're a big fat racist too! I don't know if you're really black or some jewish kid. Either way, hate is hate. Don't give me any of that oppressor vs. oppressee bullshit. If you want to hate white folks go ahead, but don't kid yourself into thinking that hate is cool or that you're entitled to it.



Subject: t-rock and ya boy
Date: Sep 12 2006 03:13:55 PM
Author: disgusted

Hey t-rock and Ya boy, suprised that black people read Vice? It's like an oxymoron? Vice is for "hipsters" of all colors, not preppy, conservative, racist, white assholes like yourselves. Yes, Darius is an asshole too, and a misogynist. But he also seams to be mentally retarded, so he has an excuse. Perhaps this magazine is above your level and you shouldn't be looking at it. Maybe you should google the KKK that might be more your speed. Intelligent and successful people can come from all cultural backrounds, but you two are obviously not worldly enough to recognize that. Oh and if you're wondering, I'm a highly edcated white women from an upper middle class background. I'm also not some crazed left wing liberal or militant activist. I came to this site today looking for a good laugh and istead I was shocked and repulsed by your comments.



Subject: fist yourself with a boulder
Date: Sep 12 2006 01:37:57 PM
Author: Margaret

"..and make it seem like I am I know what I am talking by using a condescending tone"


did you get your retarded uncle who lives in your basement & touches you in your area to write that for you? slow down there shakespeare, some lonely dude trolling the internet for illiterate tweens might catch your vapors. if you really need to feel needed, might i suggest less posting on the vice comments (the vice comments for pete's sake!) and maybe talking to mommy about your life issues. i know she's a middle america lard-ass addicted to general hospital & has never shown you the love/ discipline/ or grammar book you deserve, but just snuggle up in those rolls & it'll be better soon enough.

p.s. no matter what your dirty uncle tells you, 'deuche' is not a word; and yes, it does mean you're gay when he does that to you.



Subject: in fact....
Date: Sep 12 2006 01:03:46 PM
Author: don't fucker

im gonna save this pic and have a wank whilst looking at it. later tho, my dinner is nearly ready..



Subject: dont?
Date: Sep 12 2006 12:59:02 PM
Author: don't fucker

vice u cunts! id do this lady till my willy is sore! she is hot!



Subject: WoW
Date: Sep 12 2006 12:52:20 PM
Author: Boulderfist

And have fun drinking your milk you fuckin phatty.



Subject: WoW
Date: Sep 12 2006 12:46:29 PM
Author: Boulderfist

"my milk came out my nose i laughed so hard when i saw you trying to correct this shit & got it wrong yourself. sorry, i know you were hoping nobody would notice. this is the zenith of humor in my world. thank you."


Umm actually no I really didn't care. I actually just thought it was a big word and a funny choice to use in an internet forum.
As to what advantage does the employment of seven words have that the use of four words wouldn't suffice?

or in other words

Just write like normal deuche.



Subject: WoW
Date: Sep 12 2006 12:41:10 PM
Author: Boulderfist

"Yes, only very rich people can afford to read, library cards cost a million dollars each and black people haven't got the time anyway, because they have to be out gangbanging and selling crack 24/7, obviously. It's not like anybody gets a free education is it?"

Rage on more trust fund rich racist biggot from the South. See I can make blanket statements too and make it seem like I am I know what I am talking by using a condescending tone.



Subject: scrubby
Date: Sep 12 2006 11:53:41 AM
Author: T-rock

we arn't racist, just racist against black people like darius...i like african americans, but i hate niggas...don't say that's racist cuz darius called himself a "nigga" in the first place.



Subject: racists out of the wood work
Date: Sep 12 2006 11:51:16 AM
Author: scrubby

here's how this darius shit went down:

someone not black #1: hey, VICE readers are racist assholes. I can prove it.

someone not black #2: yeah how?

thus darius was created.



Subject: tradition
Date: Sep 12 2006 11:17:21 AM
Author: T-rock

whatever happenbed to the tradition of said photo subject coming to the site and defending themselves? It hasn't happened in days...i'd love to hear this sorority reject wax philosophical about these boots



Subject: Margaret
Date: Sep 12 2006 11:14:03 AM
Author: Dirty Dave

Thanks, baby. You know I'm always trying to impress the ladies. Now you go out there and have a sweat ass day.



Subject: the girl
Date: Sep 12 2006 10:56:23 AM
Author: T-rock

let's get back to insulting this peroxide nightmare in the picture...she probably has a cunt you could fit a blimp through.


hey eric, right on about darius...i guarantee he's different people on this thing, and is in his white suburban home arguing with himself via these comments to entertain himsef but that wes douche is probably some loser who takes this shit seriously...but i agree if we see both we cross the other side to get a better angle to watch them meet someone who's ready to beath their asses.



Subject: deputy dave diphole
Date: Sep 12 2006 10:52:52 AM
Author: Margaret

"'Apothesis is a big word.'

Especially when you add the always elusive second e, numb nuts. "

my milk came out my nose i laughed so hard when i saw you trying to correct this shit & got it wrong yourself. sorry, i know you were hoping nobody would notice. this is the zenith of humor in my world. thank you.



Subject: Queerius Fucker
Date: Sep 12 2006 10:33:08 AM
Author: Blanche le Blanc

I'd bet everything that Darius and Wes Anderson are one and the same. Notice the similar, childlike need to constantly regurgitate the same "insulting," yet attention getting statements. With Darius, it's the r@pe of white women. With WA, it's wishing cancer upon people. Yawn. This is a very, very lonely person living in a pathetic psychological universe. I say that from now on, when we see them approaching us on the street, we cross to the other side.



Subject: Darius
Date: Sep 12 2006 07:58:27 AM
Author: Eric

Darius is 0% black, 0% for real, and 100% hilarious



Subject: wrong
Date: Sep 12 2006 04:38:27 AM
Author: Uranus Whiteman

"Is this an ironic DON'T? She is about as hot as girls get on Vice."

I'm not really sure, but I'd bet a million dollars that you're a classic example of the ironic DO.



Subject: i see through you, white man
Date: Sep 12 2006 04:37:44 AM
Author: Dr. Tony Badassassino, Phd.

"What the fuck happened here? How did I become nostalgic for Baddassasino?"

You know, I know, we all know, that under-endowed liberal honkies like you, at the end of every soft, impotent day, need a brotha or a guido or a jew or some pigmented human variety to "ironically" kick around with the jack boots in your bleached, sorry ass soul. Don't fucking use use me to get at Darius. Use your imagination. Don't worry. We'll still help you find it.



Subject: Boulderfist
Date: Sep 12 2006 04:24:34 AM
Author: Dirty Dave

"Apothesis is a big word."

Especially when you add the always elusive second e, numb nuts.



Subject: angst
Date: Sep 12 2006 04:01:20 AM
Author: Acquitted Murderer

Mommy says she's fat, and daddy's too drunk to respond. She hates sunday school and once jerked off in front of a pre-school soccer team. The story of her life.



Subject: our glorious dead
Date: Sep 12 2006 03:02:47 AM
Author: col. soul

Darius sounds homesick. Bet he's cowering in a foxhole some god-forsaken place where a few tactical nukes would'nt do more than fifty cents worth of damage and all the local broads have fukken scimitars. ...do yer duty private!



Subject: ok
Date: Sep 12 2006 02:43:47 AM
Author: um

"racist biggots who think they are enlightened cause their parents trust fund affords them the time to read up on Pat Buchanan and some other wtf? racist shit you folks read."

Yes, only very rich people can afford to read, library cards cost a million dollars each and black people haven't got the time anyway, because they have to be out gangbanging and selling crack 24/7, obviously. It's not like anybody gets a free education is it?



Subject: scottish vogue
Date: Sep 12 2006 02:23:23 AM
Author: prince blimey

everything hateful about scots women & celts generally. ..



Subject: the impossible possible
Date: Sep 12 2006 01:13:37 AM
Author: Paul Sibble

What the fuck happened here? How did I become nostalgic for Baddassasino? Darius, shut the fuck up already, damn. We're not mad, we're just unimpressed. You're an old joke and your shit is stinking up the place. You mad?



Subject: what
Date: Sep 12 2006 12:41:03 AM
Author: it is

... and then kicks them when they're down with her narly boots! ha ha



Subject: it is
Date: Sep 12 2006 12:39:17 AM
Author: what

A very 'caricature' look... hinting that this grrl probably sings for a scottish/eskimo punk band and laughs like a thunderstorm. She probably doesn't cry except for when she is laughing her ass off so hard it is a replacement for the day's roller-derby, pre-season training session... Her shirt is actually like fuck-head-bait for people like Darius. And when they think they can randomly accost her- wham! She burns them with her lightning rod.



Subject: WoW
Date: Sep 12 2006 12:03:14 AM
Author: Boulderfist

Apothesis is a big word.



Subject: ...
Date: Sep 11 2006 11:30:38 PM
Author: Darius

I guess when it comes down to it I just can't get a date and can't work out why.

What is with chicks these days?



Subject: chanukkah
Date: Sep 11 2006 10:47:36 PM
Author: rosh hashanah

BARRY! hahahahahahahaha
classic!



Subject: dis-KRIM
Date: Sep 11 2006 09:58:30 PM
Author: Mr. Dink

I'm not racist or anything, but I would never date a girl who has had sex with a black man.



Subject: grade-A mess
Date: Sep 11 2006 09:24:36 PM
Author: fuck haute couture

yeah, so, the boots have to go (even worse than those silly ewok boots that were going around like a virus in Vancouver last winter), the shirt has to go (self-explanatory), that necklace has to go (buying a random cheap necklace off a bum on the street doesn't count as a good deed), the hair pieces have to go (everyone knows bleach blonde doesn't get that long), Darius has to go (corny, cliche and tiresome), everyone who believes he is either a)a real person or b)an accurate representation of american blacks or american black culture has got to go (being ignorant and racist are not congruent with being as cool as you think you are for reading this magazine), people who think VICE is above anyone's level have got to go (back to ninth grade, when it stopped being the apotheosis of sub-culture journalism), getting mad at people on the internet has got to go (80% of everyone writing below is a DON'T).



Subject: Darius
Date: Sep 11 2006 09:24:27 PM
Author: LMAOATSN author

i bet its Darius Rucker from Hootie and the Blowfish...

yeah i wrote LMAOATSN first, made up on the spot, AS A JOKE!...

didnt you dumbass losers get the memo that its not cool to be rascist anymore...



Subject: asdf
Date: Sep 11 2006 08:50:40 PM
Author: asdf

Darius is white and definitely had a boner while he was writing that stuff.



Subject: pisquared
Date: Sep 11 2006 08:08:01 PM
Author: vegas larry

My friends band did some music for the bratz series. For me that was the final nail in the third wave ska revival.



Subject: No Subject
Date: Sep 11 2006 07:51:53 PM
Author: iPod

I bet you people aren't like this in real life- all hostile and shit.



Subject: premature
Date: Sep 11 2006 07:07:11 PM
Author: ejaculation

i've never been too down with the staimastered leg look. she looks like an annoying attention whore too. oh well. a few good lines of coke could make me love her for like, i don't know, five minutes?



Subject: yeah
Date: Sep 11 2006 07:06:53 PM
Author: right

Is this an ironic DON'T? She is about as hot as girls get on Vice.



Subject: whatever
Date: Sep 11 2006 07:00:18 PM
Author: whatever

whatever, i would fuck her, maybe she had a bad fashion day so! its not a big deal



Subject: Darius is really a little white geek
Date: Sep 11 2006 06:18:53 PM
Author: Jarshy

Hey Dar, you stupid idiot. I see you're still dishing out your vulgar rapist verbal abuse. Don't you have to go out and sell crack or something?



Subject: ick
Date: Sep 11 2006 06:08:59 PM
Author: fgfgh

Her face is gnarled and grody. If she was about 18 and didn't have calves like a quarterback, maybe she'd get away with dressing like that.



Subject: WoW
Date: Sep 11 2006 05:50:16 PM
Author: Boulderfist

Oh and it sounds like T Rock and ya boy are a little upset because they got cut from their highschools varsity basketball team. So ya rage on more now that a black guy emasculated you in yet another aspect of your life. You mad?


lol



Subject: TEEN SLUT
Date: Sep 11 2006 05:51:02 PM
Author: 3507321C

I'D POOP ON HER.



Subject: WoW
Date: Sep 11 2006 05:46:48 PM
Author: Boulderfist

Oh and whats with these dick riding Vice Readers? They do know the DOs and DONTs is like a big inside joke right? Like omg unhip minorities cant read a free magazine?

Like really who gives a fuck about dos and dont? The only people who take fashion seriously are like the Bravo Channel and deuches from West LA.

Oh and where was the first post? Only shit (besides Darius) thats funny.

end rant.



Subject: WoW
Date: Sep 11 2006 05:42:55 PM
Author: Boulderfist

Even funnier?



Subject: just think
Date: Sep 11 2006 05:34:43 PM
Author: jon

what if darius and t-rock are the same person?



Subject: Boulderfist
Date: Sep 11 2006 05:36:37 PM
Author: WoW

Am glad Darius is keeping it real by ferreting all the closet rednecks racist biggots who think they are enlightened cause their parents trust fund affords them the time to read up on Pat Buchanan and some other wtf? racist shit you folks read.

Ne ways keep on banging dem white hoez boy! Seeing these tools reactions give me the roffles.



Subject: yessssss
Date: Sep 11 2006 04:43:20 PM
Author: Margaret

"Bratz"

lol



Subject: Hey, "ya boy"
Date: Sep 11 2006 04:43:54 PM
Author: Dylan

I just read that shit, and while darius is a douche, you're an even bigger one ... what kinda thing is that to say, that the type of white women who date minorities are somehow unworthy, or less than a woman who only dates whites? why can't interaccial dating take place without a stigma? and not all black people dress the same. and yes, different people besides white people read VICE. Did I shatter your dreams?

and, I'm Persian if that means anything to you.



Subject: T-Rock
Date: Sep 11 2006 04:41:37 PM
Author: ghgf

i wish you were my friend



Subject: White skanks
Date: Sep 11 2006 04:43:19 PM
Author: T-rock

This Darius guy proves that only white, trashy, or mentally unsztable women flock to black guys. Darius, go back to a rap message board. black Vice readers are an oxymoron. this site's above your level.



Subject: continued rant
Date: Sep 11 2006 04:38:58 PM
Author: ya boy

slip up. Hey, it's there choice, and if the man in question is respectable, I have no problems. It is primates like you I have a problem with. However, eventually they sober up, get priorities straight, and marry successful white men.

As for the rest of the women who you may have had the pleasure of fornicating with, keep them. These are trashy, often fat, whores with little moral fiber. I, nor any self respecting man wants nothing to do with any a woman who would allow herself to constantly get "smashed" by some error in evolution such as yourself.

Also, "on the real," this is America. White people aren't really scared of you. If you "step to" one of us, we will simply "pop a cap in yo ass" and likely be commended for it.

So keep it to yourself you fucking ape.
Holla Holla!



Subject: that nig darius
Date: Sep 11 2006 04:02:18 PM
Author: ya boy

I must admit "duke" you certainly posses a level of confidence and swagger only a master of seduction can attain. Also with such fine grammer, spelling, vocabulary, and overall sentence composition you must be phi beta kappa. We are all dying to know which University of Higher Learning you are attending/alumni of. Don't be afraid, we already know the words "community college are in them."

Seriously, what is your explanation for this show of ignorance? If you are in fact "African American", or for that matter any sort of minority, your answer would surely pertain to the notion of "whitey keepin me down yo."

Why on earth any thug nigga would have found VICE, led alone participate in discussion about fashion, namely white fashion, is beyond a simple white-boy like myself.

Stick to shit about fashion know such as fitted caps, tall t's, throwbacks, and nikes. Your opinion is not wanted here.

As far as your comments on all these "white ho's," I am happy for you in your sexual conquests. The majority of the white females who engage in some form of intercourse with "people of color" not the type whom I would care to pursue and procreate with. Maybe I should translate for you: "Them bitches ain't wifey material."

Sure, drunk and promiscuous white women sometimes have sexual relations with minorities. Even attractive, moral, educated ones,



Subject: talking black iz fun
Date: Sep 11 2006 04:30:42 PM
Author: Ashy

hey morons...Darius is a little white teenager fucking around...it's so obvious its sad



Subject: roll call
Date: Sep 11 2006 04:17:46 PM
Author: teacha

I'd like to ask how old everyone is here. I'm 44...



Subject: busted
Date: Sep 11 2006 04:17:10 PM
Author: Drew

You know she has a busted face because half of it is covered by her glasses.

Ps. When did black people learn what LMAO meant?



Subject: abe froeman
Date: Sep 11 2006 04:07:11 PM
Author: woman

word on the 13 year old jewish kid



Subject: fuck a nico?
Date: Sep 11 2006 04:02:16 PM
Author: ni co

what does f*ck a nico mean Darius-soon to be living in a 6' x 8' cell with someone who likes it when you say no and flex your sphincter?



Subject: Darius
Date: Sep 11 2006 03:57:05 PM
Author: HAHAHA

Since you speak all "URBAN" but can spell I'm assuming you're actually a thirteen year old jewish kid with a jew-fro who's into talking tough on the internet. Calm down buddy. Just go to your barmitzvah, collect your money, cop a coke habit and SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Take it easy Barry or whatever your real name is.



Subject: hmm
Date: Sep 11 2006 03:55:13 PM
Author: soulinite

"This the type a bitch you just fuck, and throw away. Maybe run a train on her, and pass her around to ya niggas. I never said the bitch would be my girl. Vice is on that whiteboy shit of judgin girls by how they dress, and taken her out for shopping and eating. Only time I'd take this bitch out is to have her on the street workin that pussy, and given me my cut of the money. That's what we do to you white fags girls EVERYDAY. You mad?"

Maybe the previlance of this attitude, and not a racist society, is the reason so many young black men are in jail. I'm just saying.



Subject: Fuck a nico
Date: Sep 11 2006 03:47:18 PM
Author: Darius

This the type a bitch you just fuck, and throw away. Maybe run a train on her, and pass her around to ya niggas. I never said the bitch would be my girl. Vice is on that whiteboy shit of judgin girls by how they dress, and taken her out for shopping and eating. Only time I'd take this bitch out is to have her on the street workin that pussy, and given me my cut of the money. That's what we do to you white fags girls EVERYDAY. You mad?



Subject: twaaaaat
Date: Sep 11 2006 03:28:19 PM
Author: ni co

guys that are into girls like this are the first ones with a boy friend in prison.

p.s. - all your talk about pussy.. this girl hasn't used that pussy since new jack city.. she's ass to mouth on a whole other level.



Subject: joke's on her
Date: Sep 11 2006 03:29:51 PM
Author: Tim

It's like that trick you play on ugly girls. "Hey that's a cute outfit", or "Hey my man wants your number" She posed after hearing one of those.



Subject: LMAOATSN LMAOATWB
Date: Sep 11 2006 03:27:47 PM
Author: iPod

Laughing My Ass Off At That Stupid Nigga-----Laughing My Ass Off At That White Boy

Those are my guesses.



Subject: bitch is on point
Date: Sep 11 2006 03:00:09 PM
Author: Darius


Yo, this bitch is fire duke. You emo pussies is too scared to hit that.I don't know any real nigga who wouldn't beat that pussy raw.

Oh, and you can miss me wit that racist shit. You too scared to say it to a black man's face so you better let it out on a computer. Just know while you typin, ya girl and sister is gettin they pussy stuffed, and broken open with nigga's dicks. You mad? LMAOATWB below me.



Subject: huh?
Date: Sep 11 2006 02:59:23 PM
Author: dumbfounded

someone please enlighten me to what the phrase LMAOATSN is equivalent to in english



Subject: ...
Date: Sep 11 2006 02:49:27 PM
Author: ...

LMAOATSN below me



Subject: Darius, you nigga
Date: Sep 11 2006 02:44:22 PM
Author: T-rock

So you like raping white "bitches" huh? Well, that's the only way you'll get em.

Darius, your right you know, i own a random "nigga" and reckon everyone should. fucker does some job on my dishes, licks the carpet clean and lifts his own shit from the cage i keep him in. all that for a slice of bread and a teaspoon of water everyday.

yep, every home should have one.



Subject: shiiiit....
Date: Sep 11 2006 02:35:10 PM
Author: Darius

The niggas at Vice gotta be secretly gay or some shit. I'd fuck this bitch while she's wearin that skirt. The fuck kinda man decide whether he gonna fuck a bitch based on what she's wearin? That shit is mad homo. All I care about is how those boots will look on my shoulders.

And, if a bitch is wearin a shirt callin herself a slut, then she betta not resist when I grab her ass and titties. You got that shirt on bitch, so we fuckin tonight! LMAO. And she better let me pump from behind, cuz she gotta be a freak wit a shirt like that. And before you white fags get mad I aint say i would ra.pe her, just that this white bitch better expect for random niggas to grab somethin.LMAO.



Subject: when babysitters get kids high
Date: Sep 11 2006 02:02:50 PM
Author: ni co

mangled cooch



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