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Comments:

Date: Jun 12 2008 06:14:39 PM
Author: Dan

I see this guy all the time around South London. Mainly Streatham. He fucking stinks. Seriously, his body odour is a great big massive DON'T



Date: Jun 12 2008 10:07:27 AM
Author: errrrp

gene simmons' queer little brother. don't ask if he's packing the same goddam tongue. nasty



Date: Apr 14 2008 02:34:37 AM
Author: Asaorchon

This guy looks like that weird singing alien from Star Wars.



Subject: cream?
Date: Jul 12 2007 11:06:13 AM
Author: tuck in

put the dog in the fucking basket



Subject: 000
Date: Jun 24 2007 05:39:01 PM
Author: 000

It puts the cream on its skin or else it gets the hose again!!!



Subject: neu relijin
Date: Jun 24 2007 02:11:42 AM
Author: OO

this is the neu miss.iah! praise miss.iah!



Subject: it's
Date: Jun 18 2007 11:39:19 AM
Author: bolo

look at ME bolo!



Subject: kiss me
Date: Mar 03 2007 01:11:45 PM
Author: whoa

thats a man man



Subject: hmm
Date: Feb 07 2007 04:32:26 AM
Author: gigi

that guy has nice legs



Subject: Riddle of the sphynx
Date: Dec 21 2006 04:02:26 AM
Author: Gorgax

Does shym like to fuck, or take it up the ass??



Subject: now what
Date: Dec 14 2006 04:38:00 PM
Author: not so fast, sir

lastboi?



Subject: last
Date: Dec 14 2006 05:17:43 AM
Author: lastboi

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast



Subject: yuck
Date: Nov 26 2006 04:25:05 PM
Author: juxtoposed

a. the death of all things good
b. a government offical
c. someones grand pappy
d. all of the above

the answer: d



Subject: Spotted!
Date: Sep 18 2006 10:46:47 AM
Author: Rupe

If you spot this thing, please add your picture to the Lady Vivian Flickr pool...

www.flickr.com/groups/ladyvivian



Subject: what ever happenedtothe Radical Faries??
Date: Sep 16 2006 10:51:53 AM
Author: rumgoatroses

RADICAL FAIRY DIVA(S):

what the heck???

RFD press reporter on the loose Goose Wilde Gone Wild!!!!!

In Vouge????

Better Leather Butter Beater at Riders Mag.!!!

Pledge
Allegiance to the Radical Fay's



Subject: ...
Date: Sep 13 2006 05:53:26 PM
Author: ??

I have to agree with the post earlier

This DOES look like a typical burlesque dancer in toronto.....

In fact this thing has more talent



Subject: ..
Date: Sep 13 2006 07:29:49 AM
Author: nomio

damn i wish i had his legs



Subject: stayin alive
Date: Sep 11 2006 01:34:47 AM
Author: smiles

DISCO LIVES!!!!!



Subject: fuck off
Date: Sep 09 2006 04:20:07 PM
Author: marley

nonononononononononononononononononononononononono....NNNOOO
OO!
you have gotta be fucking kidding vice. Dissappointed



Subject: god what god?
Date: Sep 09 2006 06:48:15 AM
Author: david cameron

At least he's got the balls to go out and do that, unlike most people who comment here in their uniform trainers baseball twat hats etc.



Subject: ....
Date: Sep 04 2006 10:29:21 PM
Author: JOHNNY WHOOPASS

This thing is pulling off the toronto burlesque headliner theme.....suprisingly enough accurately.



Subject: omg
Date: Sep 01 2006 10:31:55 AM
Author: titus

yo i saw this guy that day - in Burgess Park. He scared the shit out of me. I wondered how many times he'd been beaten up in his life for looking that way



Subject: That's my...
Date: Sep 01 2006 12:30:29 AM
Author: Aitch

Dad!!!



Subject: snap!
Date: Aug 31 2006 12:59:47 AM
Author: whatever

i was in this porn shop once and the guy working the counter kept saying "balls man" after everything anyone said or did to the point of exhaustion. sometimes i can even recall his the inflection in his voice as he'd get happier every chance he could say it. well, i think he would have shit a brick if he'd seen the balls on this one.



Subject: !
Date: Aug 30 2006 02:37:45 PM
Author: dave

wow amazing.



Subject: .
Date: Aug 30 2006 06:34:18 AM
Author: .

AWESOME!



Subject: incredible
Date: Aug 29 2006 03:40:15 PM
Author: c

Oh man, this picture frightens me so much. Some things I wish I could simply "unsee."



Subject: back in my day
Date: Aug 29 2006 02:02:06 AM
Author: cher

back and my day you used to keep it real and would call this guy(?) a dont. now you just suck



Subject: Dad!
Date: Aug 28 2006 02:57:30 PM
Author: IDW

the pain of my foster home childhood is instantly assuaged by the discovery of my real father.



Subject: creepy much?
Date: Aug 28 2006 09:41:54 AM
Author: pm

your story gave me the shivers FHC!



Subject: Seriously
Date: Aug 26 2006 12:06:37 PM
Author: jack

This is a guy wearing a women's clothing.



Subject: :( :( :(
Date: Aug 26 2006 07:56:30 AM
Author: kate

and he looks like a sad tim robbins.



Subject: :(
Date: Aug 26 2006 07:53:45 AM
Author: kate

i keep putting my hand over the top half of his body and he looks like such a foxy lady and then i take my hand away and holy cow this is so confusing!
and i can't stop staring at his out-stretched arm and it's creeping me out because it looks so long.



Subject: do
Date: Aug 26 2006 12:24:12 AM
Author: to

can you catch a venereal disease from a picture?



Subject: effort
Date: Aug 25 2006 11:37:55 PM
Author: fuck haute couture

at least he's had the decency to grow out his hair and learn how to walk in pointy heels, in the grass, at a rainbow festival, no less. The other night i was smoking outside a gay bar in Seattle in the 'gay' neighborhood when this 65-year-old dude in a flannel shirt and some jeans asks me through a throatful of gravel if I know how to apply makeup. So we walk down the street to some steps under a streetlight and I apply the world's cheapest and worst liquid eyeliner, mascara, and sparkly pink lip gloss. He wanted me to put on some false eyelashes he'd bought but he was so clueless he didn't realize he needed glue. He kept making me tell him how sexy he was and I was drunk enough to lie, so I did, even though it had been easily a week since his last shave and he was wearing dirty man clothes. Also he was a junkie.

Drag queens get lots worse than the guy in this photo.



Subject: love
Date: Aug 25 2006 10:53:54 PM
Author: tracey

I love him! Sit down with him and discuss how Vera Wang has sold out to Kohl's! He's totally pissed about that.



Subject: good as gold.
Date: Aug 25 2006 05:05:54 PM
Author: kate pinko

i'm glad some one else enjoys SASSY as much as i do... check it
http://www.myspace.com/sasssytramp



Subject: nuh
Date: Aug 25 2006 04:08:54 PM
Author: wuh

How can he think that looks good?
I mean, I'm twelve pounds overweight and have skinny arms, and I can hardly leave the house without feeling ashamed. If I was this guy I would have to kill myself.



Subject: Disco!
Date: Aug 25 2006 04:03:02 PM
Author: El Mandrake

He looks exactly like my grandma, but with a dick (I guess).



Subject: ...
Date: Aug 25 2006 02:21:14 PM
Author: Salt n Nuts

At least he has well-maintained legs. You have to give him that...



Subject: Discrimination
Date: Aug 25 2006 01:47:31 PM
Author: Vanessa

I just tried to post a comment with the word f@ggot in it but was informed by the web-site's auto-censor that I can not use words such as f@ggot, r@pe, and n!gger, etc. I then tried to post the word "honky" and was given the green light. It is so hard to be white in the modern world.



Subject: ungh
Date: Aug 25 2006 01:18:49 PM
Author: Miss Woo

* shudder *



Subject: foreigner
Date: Aug 25 2006 12:41:00 PM
Author: pm

"I'm hot blooded, check it 'n see! I got a fever of a hundred 'n three!...."



Subject: well......
Date: Aug 25 2006 12:10:40 PM
Author: rocky

he has great legs for a OLD MAN.



Subject: so much gold to be found in the comments
Date: Aug 25 2006 11:27:40 AM
Author: meh

the sassytramp myspace....wow very nice....and I love the whale in my nightmares qoute I use that one a lot too. Sadly not too many people get the references.



Subject: scary
Date: Aug 25 2006 11:17:32 AM
Author: lady k.

that just replaced the whale in my nightmares... how is this a DO?



Subject: Amanduh
Date: Aug 25 2006 10:49:20 AM
Author: Ruddiger

dude....he's a dude!



Subject: I saw this guy...
Date: Aug 25 2006 09:42:13 AM
Author: Bashford

On the Kings Road. He was walking down the street wearing the clothes of a 14 year old girl drinking a pint of milk. I tried to do that "no i'm not taking a picture, I'm just making a call" thing and he clocked me.

Fucker ran at me and tried to grab my phone. I was so scared all I could do was shout "WHAT?" and leg it.

Seriously. I got a wicked shot of him running at me though.



Subject: uh uh
Date: Aug 25 2006 08:48:47 AM
Author: what

this is blatantly photoshopped.

vice how could you?



Subject: oh my
Date: Aug 25 2006 08:19:46 AM
Author: doggie

oh my



Subject: trance DJ
Date: Aug 25 2006 07:42:03 AM
Author: enduser

..or become a psy-trance DJ and move to Cape Town



Subject: Shopping season
Date: Aug 25 2006 07:21:54 AM
Author: Eric

Back to shopping, I see



Subject: i can see into the future
Date: Aug 25 2006 07:16:04 AM
Author: kate pinko

yes....this is totally this guy....http://www.myspace.com/sasssytramp
in 25 years... not kidding. just go see.



Subject: sexy legs?
Date: Aug 25 2006 06:04:56 AM
Author: billy smart ass

obviously not his legs you clever fuckers. the hips don't even line up right



Subject: See. This is why we like heels.
Date: Aug 25 2006 05:01:14 AM
Author: Drucifer

If they can make this guy's legs look good, well, yeah...



Subject: how'd do you know
Date: Aug 25 2006 05:00:29 AM
Author: keeno

how'd do you know he's got venereal warts?

ended up sucking him ofter 3 pints of warm carling?



Subject: goddamnit
Date: Aug 25 2006 03:46:28 AM
Author: 8===D~~~

If I were 60 and so SO so alone, I'd hit it.

ps: Everyone who hated on Torpedo McTits from the previous two "exhibits" is invited to eat a gallon of rancid potato salad out of my asshole. Call 406 546 8055 for details.



Subject: conspiracy theories
Date: Aug 25 2006 03:04:22 AM
Author: alfalfa numeric

All right fuckers... yoiu bombard us with the "ground up boobies" couple then you strategigically add the picture of some old dude with purty legs... I see what's going on here and I don't think it's very funny.

stop.
please.



Subject: asdadf
Date: Aug 25 2006 01:46:24 AM
Author: asdasd

yeah they really are quite nice legs



Subject: nice legs!
Date: Aug 25 2006 12:30:07 AM
Author: rod

What?
Its a dude?
Nice job fags

...tricking me into being gay n shit



Subject: Oh man
Date: Aug 25 2006 12:23:13 AM
Author: Dude

Wow, you guys....Vice hates us....seriously.....Vice hates us.......



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