Date: Jun 08 2008 11:39:41 AM
If this was a cartoon instead of a photograph, I would say the artist has gone too far in getting in touch with his or her artistic sensibilities and has now become pointlessly mad.
The fact that this occurred in "real life" makes me think that there are versions of reality that I'm not going to be able to "buy in" to.
Date: May 23 2008 08:31:28 AM
I just don't understand! Why???????!!!
Date: May 12 2008 05:33:04 PM
this guy must seriously wear that shirt every day. every time i see him he's wearing it.
or maybe he's just a bum."
maybe he is hoping it will work on another woman besides his wife......
Date: May 10 2008 08:19:02 PM
Author: Her Face is really red
I think he beats her
Date: Apr 06 2008 06:24:32 PM
are they related??
Date: Feb 18 2008 02:12:57 PM
His shoes are fucking huge, and what is up with his Smurf like stance ???
Subject: nuh uh
Date: Feb 14 2008 08:13:38 AM
this is a do
Subject: On one page..
Date: Jan 26 2008 01:56:54 AM
They're a do...
Subject: anybody else notice
Date: Jan 18 2008 08:03:59 AM
his mams are bigger than hers
Subject: SHOW the To him
Date: Nov 25 2007 11:25:12 AM
If I see this guy on the streets
I will show him my boobs
it is very sad...he is getting a bad impression of the female body
Subject: these two
Date: Sep 17 2007 01:33:30 AM
this guy must seriously wear that shirt every day. every time i see him he's wearing it.
or maybe he's just a bum.
Subject: this is is so great
Date: Sep 02 2007 06:53:26 PM
the thing i love the most is i sat next to them one day in the park and her husband was wearing the same shirt, she didnt have a top on and they were having a conversation about it.
Date: Jul 13 2007 10:45:45 PM
HER BOOBS SEEM SO DOWNCAST,THEY MUST BE FAILED WRITERS...SO IS THIS COINSIDERED YELLING ON THE INTERNET THAT IS SO FUCKED.
Date: Jun 09 2007 07:42:34 PM
that's funny, YOU'D THINK if he was all about "equality" and "women's issues" he'd show his tits too. but no.
Date: Jun 09 2007 07:39:09 PM
and YOU KNOW this is a picture of me and vane$$a, RIGHT?
Subject: oh lord
Date: May 20 2007 07:10:55 PM
I don't think I will ever walk that stretch of sidewalk again after seeing such trash upon it.
Subject: ferrari drivers
Date: Apr 08 2007 10:40:00 PM
tom sellik is hurting
Date: Apr 03 2007 06:48:33 AM
poor poor woman. he looks like he'd stab me with a rusty needle if i stared too long. the kind of guy that thinks it's normal to piss you shorts...
Subject: oh yeeeaaah!
Date: Mar 13 2007 09:42:57 AM
i'm gonna rub one out to this one! booyah!
Subject: So close
Date: Feb 02 2007 07:13:59 PM
Author: Professor X
He actually meant to write "SHOW YOUR TITS DEAR" but alas he can't spell.
Subject: The fun stops here
Date: Feb 02 2007 07:09:04 PM
Author: Sarah Jane
I want to cry....
Date: Jan 14 2007 03:24:40 PM
she looks like she's been kidnapped from the colorado springs religious cult and that man feeds her crack like its going out of style
Date: Jan 05 2007 02:08:37 AM
Author: im in there like femme care
but more importantly, how awful does it feel when your thighs are eating your shorts?
No seriously, im asking
Date: Dec 30 2006 04:43:20 PM
wtf @ those fucking shoes?
Date: Nov 26 2006 04:35:15 PM
i think there needs to be some rules.
ban this image. it disgusts me.
Date: Sep 20 2006 09:19:57 PM
that's not his wife, that's his sister.
Subject: fresh shudders
Date: Sep 20 2006 05:52:49 PM
I know this guy. He used to drive the shuttle bus at my school that took the students to the nearest subway station on Friday nights. (And this is not a Vice analogy, I'm for totally serious.) His name is Richie, and he used to talk about his sciatica like I cared, and he ate Bugles all over the steering wheel, and he would make gross comments about my outfits and I had him fired.
Subject: repelant man seeks saggy woman
Date: Sep 15 2006 01:01:13 PM
if that mans irish you owe him an applogy, fuck me america's a strange place
Date: Sep 14 2006 07:50:08 PM
Author: parkdale guy
He would look much better with a brown bess bayonet in his stupid face....
She would make a great widow
Subject: such a pretty dress
Date: Sep 14 2006 03:41:31 PM
dont know what hunts me more; the emptiness in her eyes or the emptiness in his head.
Date: Sep 06 2006 09:36:26 PM
Author: PARKDALE GUY
Holy shit!!!!Someone PLEASE rescue this woman from this guy....Look into her eyes.....Her life is probabily 1 derogatory innuendo after another......
She just needs a soft chair and something to make her smile...
Subject: Whos wearing the tits?
Date: Aug 31 2006 07:14:51 PM
Author: OTTO VON STRUNCKEL
Shouldnt this photo be the other way round? His man-tits are kinda sexy...
Date: Aug 31 2006 12:42:11 PM
what is wrong with you people.
nay. thése people is just americans. end of discussion.
but seriously her boobs looks like eyes that have popped out. like that woman from that recod book.
Date: Aug 30 2006 10:03:53 PM
Author: can i say
this was taken across the street from a new loft residence (not pictured) on Cooper Square in NYC. can you imagine paying $2 million and walking out the door one day to see this?
haha! you paid out the ass to have this disturbing image run across your mind for the next week or so.
dear God, please don't let them reproduce.
Subject: hottest woman ive evr seen.
Date: Aug 29 2006 09:52:22 PM
oh yeah oh yeah fuck yeah./ i love those big white tits just laying there askin to get fcuked. id like to cover her nipples in my semen.
Date: Aug 29 2006 02:28:03 PM
this picture is fucking awesome
Date: Aug 29 2006 08:21:45 AM
She looks used and abused...realy sad photo.
Date: Aug 29 2006 02:03:08 AM
good point. i still hate you... see you next page!
Subject: who are
Date: Aug 28 2006 06:58:59 PM
Author: these people?
Yes, Arika, that was harsh. But I think that is what you were going for. "Harsh" seems to be what your generation is going for these days, at least on the net. I suppose a pessimistic view of humanity isn't entirely inaccurate. But you guys try to score so many "cool points" from it.
My question is, who are these people? Where is this? I want to know more.
Date: Aug 28 2006 02:56:08 PM
I'm especially loving the euro-fag shoes with girl socks.
I'm not seeing a "Don't" here at all.
Date: Aug 28 2006 12:39:31 PM
that guy lOoks surpised we caught him trying to pimp out his bOttom bitch Saggy Maggy!
Subject: fuckin eh
Date: Aug 27 2006 04:37:29 PM
its like uglies gone wild... if i saw these fuckers on the street id give them the finger. this is a perfect example of my theory that the majority of ppl on this planet are fucking disgusting creatures that should just kill themselves. was that harsh?
Subject: We've had our fun
Date: Aug 26 2006 12:29:09 AM
Author: boob E
Ok. Maybe time to put those things away now. . .
Vice. If I see these tits again, you're fired. Got it?
Subject: are they on tour or something?
Date: Aug 25 2006 04:51:48 PM
She has a real retarded-hillbilly woman look going on. Also, I think she has the grinds.
Subject: What shirt?
Date: Aug 25 2006 04:07:13 PM
Author: El Mandrake
The picture is almost perfect, except that stupid shirt. A "Got milk?" shirt suits him better.
Subject: ah... the memories
Date: Aug 25 2006 02:25:52 PM
i used to live in a crack den 50 feet from where this picture was taken.
Date: Aug 25 2006 01:19:24 PM
Author: Miss Woo
He's all like "yeah, this is may womans tits - you wanted to see them and here they are - wanna fight about it?"
And she's all like " my life is a living hell... if I show you my tits will you please rescue me?"
Subject: the wife
Date: Aug 25 2006 12:12:37 PM
SHE DOES NOT HAVE "GREAT NEW YORK BOOBS"
THEY CERTAINLY WON'T PERCH ON MY ARM
Date: Aug 25 2006 10:42:21 AM
Author: Salt n Nuts
Jesus Christ, I'm getting such a hard on right now...
Subject: That is a fucking DO
Date: Aug 25 2006 05:14:17 AM
Those two are an absolute do. Big fat dirty man who should be driving a truck is giving it a camp teapot instead and his mrs doesn't give a fuck either. He is probably just a puppet and she remotely controls him like Master Blaster. In fact, she probably rides him into war with her tits out. She is a modern day bouddica. Anybody who tells me how to spell boudicca properly is an automatic cunt.
Date: Aug 25 2006 03:07:06 AM
Dare.... Dare.... Dare to what? What!
Subject: great vice... just great
Date: Aug 25 2006 03:01:59 AM
Author: alfalfa numeric
You made me hate titties... are you happy now?
Subject: it is only fair
Date: Aug 24 2006 11:30:42 PM
he should show us his tits and then she can show us her hairy legs then his balls then her pussy then his ass.........omigod....i threw up a little bit..............oh god my dog is eating it........oh christ.........i'm a do
Date: Aug 24 2006 10:58:10 PM
Author: thug mcgraw
Date: Aug 24 2006 10:04:05 PM
I think that these last 2 pictures prove my theory correct.
The do's and don'ts are probably Vice's most popular column. Anything that keeps people coming back to the magazine -- keeps the advertising dollars rolling in. To keep people reading, they make the column as random and unpredictable as possible.
So the people keep reading, and the $$$$$$$$ keeps rolling in.
Date: Aug 24 2006 09:25:28 PM
what the hell is that above her right tit..sores. fucking gross.. they should make a shirt that says " show your Dick, dare" and that might be a do... i think she is doing the whole posture thing on purpose.... ewwwww
she looks like my friends mother..... sarah..i saw your mother the other day....
Subject: wait a fucking second-
Date: Aug 24 2006 08:27:18 PM
They're the SAME FUCKING PEOPLE! Back to Back DON'Ts?
Damned Vice Assholes...
(you REALLY suck.)
Date: Aug 24 2006 08:25:53 PM
FUCKING DISGUSTING! Thanks, Vice Assholes...
Date: Aug 24 2006 08:00:05 PM
He gave her that titty bruise last time she didn't comply.
Subject: Udder Madness
Date: Aug 24 2006 07:56:43 PM
Grouse all you want, but you gotta love a guy who's on a quest, especially one involving the liberation of boobs. The photo is pure art, a modern American Gothic if you will. Bravissimo on that score.
Subject: sweet jesus
Date: Aug 24 2006 07:45:25 PM
how many pics of this couple did Vice snag???
I like this one better...she has that submissive look on "My man made me do it"
Date: Aug 24 2006 07:38:14 PM
we've seen titties and pussy.....now where are the dicks???
be fair, vice
Date: Aug 24 2006 07:34:08 PM
Author: fuck haute couture
doesn't it sort of look as if he makes her do it? Like, she's not really a "Girl Gone Wild", all defiant and confident and out there. He's probably some freak show that beats the shit out of her if she doesn't comply.
Date: Aug 24 2006 06:25:39 PM
If Vice is going to keep posting pictures of that that abused junkie's sad milk bags then at least get one of that hypocritical snide asshole with the dick broom showing us some man tits! If they are bigger and have even slightly more upright nipples then I can get past the hairiness.
Subject: the sentence is complete
Date: Aug 24 2006 06:00:57 PM
He is asking Dare to show her titties........
Date: Aug 24 2006 06:00:30 PM
if i ever saw anyone with addict eyes, its her
Date: Aug 24 2006 04:32:27 PM
waaa are my breasts going to look like that when i'm old???!!!
Date: Aug 24 2006 03:19:06 PM
same people from the last DO?
i think this is the last time i check this place
Date: Aug 24 2006 02:46:28 PM
god damn you vice.
you really know how to piss us off.
Date: Aug 24 2006 02:37:23 PM
...or is that Adam Goldberg?
Subject: git it son!
Date: Aug 24 2006 02:35:37 PM
i didn't know Jesse Pearson had titty bags!
Subject: i get it
Date: Aug 24 2006 02:21:40 PM
Author: fuck haute couture
ooooookay. I get it. vice hired these guys to pose in a do and a don't. They really are mad at us.
Date: Aug 24 2006 02:13:58 PM
Author: sad face
she looks so...orphaned.
Date: Aug 24 2006 02:00:32 PM
they're standing in front of the starbucks that's right across the street from the other starbucks. i wonder if the st. marks crusties bothered to ask them for money.
Date: Aug 24 2006 02:00:47 PM
Author: ian d
same people...post post post ironic