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Comments:

eumel, on Jan 02 2009 02:31:24 PM wrote:
"she looks like Ron Perlman"

Awesome dude, just thought the same^^


kekette, on Oct 02 2008 06:32:00 AM wrote:
she looks like Ron Perlman


Date: May 15 2008 10:10:00 PM
Author: barry

she looks like a young steven tyler



Date: Apr 21 2008 04:23:30 PM
Author: fat virgin

oh shit, I'm pretty sure that's me, and I have a penis.



Subject: Danny the Tranny
Date: Feb 01 2008 09:03:58 PM
Author: Hugh G Rection

Be careful of Ugly French trannys that can't dance and have so much fetta, cool-whip and cum in their ass, when they "bust a move" it sounds like shopping-bag filled with water is running a marathon.
The odds of him having a boyfriend are so incredibly high, he might as well have been planted there by a professional You Embarrasser.



Subject: steve tyler
Date: Feb 01 2008 06:49:07 AM
Author: justin

yup.



Subject: Girl
Date: Jan 23 2008 10:29:47 PM
Author: max

I got done by one of these girls in Italy....and I didnt even see it coming



Subject: yes
Date: Nov 02 2007 11:24:55 AM
Author: that is

truth



Subject: Apes
Date: Oct 16 2007 12:14:51 AM
Author: Tim

It's a paid extra from "Conquest of the Planet of the Apes" who now dances for bread crusts



Subject: sdf
Date: Oct 16 2007 12:14:19 AM
Author: sdf

It's a paid extra from "Conquest of the Planet of the Apes" who now dances for bread crusts



Subject: wow
Date: Oct 04 2007 05:04:53 AM
Author: slurpeee

it's vincent! (the lion-faced dude from that tv show 'beauty & the beast') who lives in the subway, fights crime a bit & has a weird relationship goin with sarah conner. fuck, he's trimmed up.



Subject: ew
Date: Jul 25 2007 01:49:34 PM
Author: me

damn this bitch is ugly



Subject: bang the conundrums
Date: Jun 21 2007 11:34:28 AM
Author: albertine

Bob Saget's lesbian little sis/gay little bro.



Subject: what? I have the same outfit
Date: Jun 15 2007 10:01:07 PM
Author: armandresdin

and suddenly feel dirty and unoriginal.



Subject: Hello
Date: Jun 09 2007 09:10:12 PM
Author: Yo

Thats is a dude-he has stubble on his face.

If you are a guy trying to fool other guys other than whoever wrote that comment, props, please shave!



Subject: blar
Date: Jun 01 2007 11:15:46 PM
Author: blar

She looks more like Ron Pearlman(sp?).



Subject: French maybe, but definitely not pretty
Date: May 02 2007 03:14:25 PM
Author: yourself

"Pretty French Girl" ??????????

Are you freaking kidding me? It's Steven Tyler with a 7 dollar haircut and a dress that's even cheaper.



The single fact that she's got breasts doesn't make her a do.

Go VICE yourself.



Subject: Far from "really pretty"
Date: Mar 31 2007 06:41:55 PM
Author: Samson

I'd say she's distinctly average



Subject: chloe fucking sevigny
Date: Mar 20 2007 10:52:20 PM
Author: chloe fucking sevigny

When they say "really pretty french girl", we are at least expecting a female. Sorry.



Subject: hhg
Date: Mar 08 2007 03:38:29 AM
Author: njhg

"chloe fucking sevigny"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
you're not serious



Subject: im not usually mean
Date: Mar 03 2007 08:18:07 PM
Author: patty p

how can anyone defend this? that is steven fucking tyler right there. there is not a doubt in my mind, either.



Subject: french girl
Date: Jan 20 2007 11:31:39 PM
Author: hello

ok so she;s not the most beautiful girl in the world, but she´s not ugly! you guys are always expecting a chloe fucking sevigny or a friggin angelina jolie, whaddafuck



Subject: I concede
Date: Jan 13 2007 11:59:09 AM
Author: drStrangelove

Mr panchington, fair game to you.. Ron Pearlman's bastard love daughter it is!



Subject: Whoa Vice was finally wrong
Date: Dec 30 2006 09:10:48 PM
Author: Viv

HEY!!! It's Steve Tyler!



Subject: this is girl?
Date: Dec 23 2006 04:09:55 PM
Author: Misjudge

I think she looks more like Tom Waits



Subject: LOL
Date: Dec 15 2006 12:23:37 PM
Author: Red

It's nice that you're not being mean to cross dressers all the time.



Subject: vice,
Date: Dec 14 2006 06:49:05 AM
Author: are you serious?

She's a man, man!



Subject: look at that mug!?!
Date: Oct 05 2006 04:46:44 PM
Author: dval

She looks like the guitar player for the Stone Temple Pilots



Subject: jeez
Date: Jul 16 2006 08:36:35 PM
Author: Piper

but... she's cute.

i don't understand mean people.

well, except for the guy who writes these.

but he's just doing it for our amusement.

hurray, amusement!



Subject: jeah
Date: Jul 14 2006 05:25:30 PM
Author: killa cam

I thought that this is what the japanese would call a "new half" at first.



Subject: desperate for love
Date: Jul 13 2006 06:24:52 PM
Author: look exactly

dont you see it? she needs it, just pretend her love. beginner's case.



Subject: ping
Date: Jul 10 2006 01:44:28 PM
Author: pong

Dave? is that you? wow! i admit it, i was wrong, in that light, from this angle, that outfit really works man! woo!



Subject: Aerosmith
Date: Jul 07 2006 02:27:10 AM
Author: NYC*EMS

"Ladies and gentleman, I present to you Steven Tyler!"



Subject: Francey Pants
Date: Jul 06 2006 03:13:05 PM
Author: Harold Panchington

This chick looks like Ron Perlman. That's why she's dancing alone.



Subject: mince
Date: Jul 06 2006 06:50:36 AM
Author: Tom Baloghy

It really does seem that the calibre of females your publication chooses to canonise is sub-standard. Is this due to:
i) being from the UK; where you're stretched to find any decent pussy? (too much coke and not enough sun I suspect)
ii)having a warped attraction to carnival types and societies deviants?
iii) not being able to spot a FUCKING GAY!



Subject: HAHA
Date: Jul 01 2006 07:13:18 PM
Author: NOTU

THATS REALLY FUNNY. U GUYS ARE VERY SMART.



Subject: hmmm
Date: Jun 30 2006 03:15:44 PM
Author: hi

Tough crowd. She's kinda cute. And I think most of us can relate to the sentiment of the caption.



Subject: _
Date: Jun 30 2006 06:16:35 AM
Author: *

this is Hugh Grant wearing dress and wig!



Subject: re: god > damn vice
Date: Jun 30 2006 05:26:59 AM
Author: sigue sigue

yep! right on!



Subject: hey
Date: Jun 29 2006 11:31:58 AM
Author: look

it's ally shitty



Subject: damn Vice
Date: Jun 28 2006 10:35:04 PM
Author: God

Take off the beer googles before you half ass the Do's and Don'ts commentary.



Subject: Trans or no trans
Date: Jun 27 2006 11:54:07 AM
Author: Ally Sheedy

I wouldn't fuck her with Ann Coulter's dick.



Subject: dr
Date: Jun 27 2006 07:15:49 AM
Author: sf

Not only is this girl fugly, she is also a lesbian. I think this is fairly obvious to look at her, but as it happens, I know her, and she is one, for definite.



Subject: you're not serious
Date: Jun 26 2006 03:07:45 PM
Author: awesome

she really does look like andre the giant. this is without question the worst "do" ever, except maybe the period-stain under the mini-skirt.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEW



Subject: cinderfella
Date: Jun 26 2006 02:51:23 PM
Author: stuart parker

looks loke lou ferrigno in drag



Subject: do NOT
Date: Jun 26 2006 02:30:07 PM
Author: Xtina

dude, this is a man. seriously, its like a tranny or some shit. i expected more out of u vice!



Subject: pfuu
Date: Jun 26 2006 12:56:31 PM
Author: nobody

Revolting!
You guys have a bad taste.
Beacuse she/male is French?



Subject: El Ray
Date: Jun 26 2006 11:55:01 AM
Author: Johnson

Hey El Ray you cock smoking sycophant, if it were irony it would be in the don'ts.

Even the party it's at looks faggy.



Subject: 2 things
Date: Jun 26 2006 11:49:20 AM
Author: Sniper 1

A. she's cute, everyone shut the fuck up.
B. Badassasino assassinated in a year? Can't we
do better than that?



Subject: .
Date: Jun 26 2006 11:27:21 AM
Author: .

looks like the guy from hellboy



Subject: fucking god again u geeks?
Date: Jun 26 2006 09:32:17 AM
Author: infected

a man.
were u guys high on e while doing this one?
honestly?



Subject: yeah
Date: Jun 26 2006 05:50:33 AM
Author: mmyep

Agreeing with everyone else on this. Her face is mortifying. If she were ACTUALLY a hot French chick, yes, she would have a boyfriend.



Subject: butter face
Date: Jun 26 2006 03:26:53 AM
Author: JCEEZ

this is a butter face for sure. dude that skin tone... i bet its softer then a baby's ass. Too bad her face reminds me of alf.



Subject: nice brain, me
Date: Jun 25 2006 09:24:46 PM
Author: zark b

"you embarraser" is funny.



Subject: .
Date: Jun 25 2006 07:31:11 PM
Author: .

tranny?

vice, im sorry, but you've now convinced me the gay rumors are true.



Subject: not so hot
Date: Jun 25 2006 06:14:24 PM
Author: blech

everything but the face. the right hair and outfit and she's definitely a guy.



Subject: Frenchy
Date: Jun 25 2006 02:37:12 PM
Author: nnnnik

I think she's pretty.



Subject: -
Date: Jun 25 2006 02:26:32 PM
Author: Ironic motherfucker

Irony is always misunderstood, you 'tards. This isn't supposed to be a beautiful french girl.



Subject: i know its lame but.....................
Date: Jun 25 2006 01:36:34 PM
Author: El rey

hey Jill...just in case ur fuckin retarded
El Rey is spanish for....... i wont say but u are really fuckin stupid....oh and are you submissive if so...........well u know



Subject: hippie disneyland
Date: Jun 25 2006 01:33:09 PM
Author: Mopey Mike

so true, man!

colorado sucks so hard.



Subject: Her Face Is "aight"
Date: Jun 25 2006 01:29:49 PM
Author: The Critic

This chick is no so hot. However, if she was a hot french chick, it would be true she has boyfriend.



Subject: this picture
Date: Jun 25 2006 01:04:09 PM
Author: me

This is simply an average looking man.



Subject: greatest poker play
Date: Jun 25 2006 11:46:34 AM
Author: vegaspony

Isn't that Stuey Unger, the worlds greatest poker player, in a dress?



Subject: Agent Provacateurs
Date: Jun 25 2006 08:54:55 AM
Author: Tony Badassassino

Someone on this board once accused me of displaying an exaggerated sense of self importance because I suggested that a govt. agency might be keeping tabs on my behavior. If this DO is not proof that VICE is a propaganda/brainwashing tool of the Bush administration, I don't know what is. Which flunkie comes up with this shit? Is it Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Clarence Thomas, Rush Limbaugh, or Jello Biafra? Yeah, that's right, Jello fucking Biafra aka Eric fucking Boucher from Boulder fucking Colorado aka hippie fucking Disneyland. "Hey, look at the gams on that gal!!! She's a real looker!!! Boy, what I wouldn't do to put the old (and I mean really old) stones to a young chick like her!!!" Please. I'm telling you right now, Badassassino will be assassinated within a year, and it all originates with this shifty ass site. Mark my words.



Subject: my flaccid penis
Date: Jun 25 2006 06:45:40 AM
Author: koko b. ware

oh no, she looks like andre the giant



Subject: .
Date: Jun 25 2006 05:24:36 AM
Author: .

shes a bit grim, i think desperate dan wants his jaw back



Subject: Pretty?!
Date: Jun 25 2006 03:31:40 AM
Author: Johnson

By "pretty french girl" you mean tranny right?

Just making sure, cause I understand it's easy to get those two confused.



Subject: "really pretty french girls"
Date: Jun 25 2006 03:09:10 AM
Author: james

i agree with man in wig theory below..



Subject: hmm
Date: Jun 25 2006 02:59:17 AM
Author: hmm

she has a big nose



Subject: number three
Date: Jun 25 2006 01:59:59 AM
Author: alfred hitchc*ck

shes got a five o clock shadow

this is stupid



Subject: well..
Date: Jun 25 2006 12:48:37 AM
Author: eyebrow waxer

what would be really embarrassing is if she's a man in a wig, cause that's probable



Subject: lame
Date: Jun 25 2006 12:28:02 AM
Author: A. Dikhead

Yeah, she's alrite, the whole "you embarasser" comment however, is so fuckin lame, its unreal. You fuckers are running out of ideas.



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