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Comments:

m.Dope, on Feb 25 2010 06:24:13 AM wrote:
wtf?

giant


profan, on Sep 22 2008 10:58:35 AM wrote:
I tap that


Subject: HEAVY HANGERS
Date: Dec 07 2007 04:27:57 PM
Author: MIKEHAWKISITCHY

FAT SLUT



Subject: righteous.
Date: Sep 23 2007 02:12:00 AM
Author: j.p. quackenbush.

freddy kreuger couldn't handle it...



Subject: old school style
Date: Sep 19 2007 12:50:28 PM
Author: Haze

This old gal can prolly do things to a dick that would make the Pope's hat shoot off.



Subject: my ad-vice
Date: Mar 16 2007 05:58:02 AM
Author: YFC

as if this is a don't, this women is clearly about 60 year olds and 9 out of 10 men still would.
She's the women that would steal your gay lover with promises of the best......ever (I can't even put it into words)
If her face has held up and she pulls her top up she is more then doing it for her age group and therefore she is a DO.

look at her skin, imagine your wife aging that well.



Subject: subject
Date: Jan 21 2007 12:20:21 PM
Author: name

Your ideal of a perfect female body sucks. Big boobs rule!



Subject: haha im always here on sunday
Date: Jan 19 2007 10:54:28 AM
Author: a m i n g o

its the drum circle...

its over now



Subject: challah roll
Date: Jan 17 2007 05:32:33 PM
Author: z-z-z-zhia

That Zorro comment was funnier than any Vice caption I've ever read.



Subject: You wanna get nuts!?!?
Date: Jan 03 2007 03:47:57 AM
Author: Beth lover

LETS GET NUTS!!



Subject: Tits
Date: Dec 08 2006 08:28:53 PM
Author: Jinjer

aren't big tits good?
from what I hear they are a smash.
yet you insult step-moms tits.



Subject: denim
Date: Oct 31 2006 10:46:09 AM
Author: max a mills

How can u waste your words on the titties when those jeans are what is really epic in that pic. U porn addicts...



Subject: Milf?
Date: Jul 18 2006 10:30:41 AM
Author: Dirty Dave

Hey I'm no Professional metrosexual. And I don't get the Hot ladies so forgive me if I wanna do this fine specimen of Milfness.



Subject: Milf?
Date: Jul 18 2006 10:30:41 AM
Author: Dirty Dave

Hey I'm no Professional metrosexual. And I don't get the Hot ladies so forgive me if I wanna do this fine specimen of Milfness.



Subject: wet pants
Date: Jun 24 2006 04:23:11 PM
Author: baby shamu tits

did she come out of the water like Daryl Hannah in Splash?



Subject: Oh my God Dad!
Date: Jun 15 2006 06:55:09 PM
Author: Dad The Bounty Hunter

Is that Beth Chapan and her torpedos?

She better put her secret weapons away before the

Dog finds out about this.... Bro..... Local Girl!

Leland!!!!!



Subject: you wouldn't like me when i'm angry...
Date: Jun 08 2006 07:57:56 PM
Author: unknown wrestler

i think she's turning into the hulk.



Subject: vice is lame
Date: Jun 08 2006 12:31:17 AM
Author: vice is lame

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm vice is lame



Subject: That pic
Date: Jun 07 2006 06:42:37 PM
Author: Chicken Sandwich

I just came.



Subject: Psych 101
Date: Jun 06 2006 09:58:48 PM
Author: The Paul

This is a classic case of distraction. Everyone is looking at her "wife of dog the bounty hunter" chest, whilst missing the greater error: she has a hip pack.



Subject: Titties
Date: Jun 05 2006 12:52:46 AM
Author: steve

Man I would love to chilli dog them boobs, i wanna lay brown cable of love deep in that clevage and then fuck it with my penis



Subject: I care, what's it to you?
Date: Jun 05 2006 12:19:37 AM
Author: Tony Badassassino

"who cares??"

You're quite the wordsmith, aren't you Shakespeare? Two whole freakin syllables. You know what? I am so jealous of your relationship with the Blarney Stone.



Subject: ...
Date: Jun 04 2006 11:32:18 PM
Author: me

who cares??



Subject: What's your problem?
Date: Jun 04 2006 07:02:17 PM
Author: Tony Badassassino

The Vice credo: Torture women because they're not famine skinny, and torture men because, well, they have penises.
I'd rather share a bottle and some good times with this lady than any of those uptight yuppie anorexics you call Dos.
This site is so fucking sad some times.



Subject: .
Date: Jun 04 2006 12:05:06 PM
Author: Erin

don't you just want to stick a carrot or something in there?



Subject: haters
Date: Jun 04 2006 10:25:10 AM
Author: frank drebin

okay, so maybe the bitch is a little trashy (see: hair, jeans, fanny pack, etc) but her tits are awesome. if you replaced those jeans with 200 dollar levis premiums and her hair with some sort of stupid brown mullet, you'd be sucking her dick so hardcore right now. bunch of idiots.



Subject: back atcha vice
Date: Jun 04 2006 09:12:23 AM
Author: the rest of us

Hey Sandy, apparently the only people that don't like seeing those heaving ass cheeks pour out of your chest are DOs and DONTs editors.



Subject: nickels
Date: Jun 04 2006 04:29:27 AM
Author: greg

yo i'd fat that bag suckaahh! wilt that chalz and fiz the chock boar!!!



Subject: grunt
Date: Jun 03 2006 11:36:21 AM
Author: arrghh

grrlgfdFAFFSJN....primal instinct taking over...must...have...TITTIIIIEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!



Subject: Do
Date: Jun 03 2006 11:30:51 AM
Author: MilkMan

Those titties are a do. Hot



Subject: .
Date: Jun 02 2006 11:31:39 AM
Author: .

fags, you are all fags.
spill them on me honey.




Subject: i call bullshit on Dennis' masculinity
Date: Jun 01 2006 11:51:28 AM
Author: PM

yeah dennis, cut the bullshit. all true men acknowledge the fact that big, natural titties are always a do. i prefer small titties myself but will never ever disparage a pair of big juicy naturals. she could feed the children & have some left over for you to snack on. ever had breastmilk? it's fucking great.



Subject: mams
Date: Jun 01 2006 11:02:48 AM
Author: greavesie

There massive. She'd have to wear a tent to cover them up- why should she?



Subject: Renaissance Fair Shmenaissance Fair
Date: Jun 01 2006 10:48:55 AM
Author: Flippy Bricks

Dennis, just cause you can't acquire a big titty woman doesn't mean you don't like them. You fool nobody. You can keep your flat chested women or dudes or whoever and leave these prime big titty women to the real men. You suck



Subject: Renaissance Fair Shmenaissance Fair
Date: Jun 01 2006 10:48:55 AM
Author: Flippy Bricks

Dennis, just cause you can't acquire a big titty woman doesn't mean you don't like them. You fool nobody. You can keep your flat chested women or dudes or whoever and leave these prime big titty women to the real men. You suck



Subject: not again...
Date: Jun 01 2006 09:51:07 AM
Author: son

i've fucking told you before MOM, now get home...



Subject: Thanks!
Date: Jun 01 2006 08:11:03 AM
Author: Dennis Quakied

Thanks for acknowledging that Beth (and everyone else that looks like her) is a fucking disgusting pile of treachery. You'd be surprised how many people are thinking it, but are too ashamed to say it.

But, even more surprising, is how many idiots claim they're up for a good time with these awful looking wenches. Also, if you DO like this type, you should try going to some Rennaisance Fairs. It's a total meat market for people like you, and you'd probably do well with your own. Have fun!



Subject: titty fucking
Date: Jun 01 2006 07:42:09 AM
Author: HANK GREENBERG

i like how titty fucking is just titty fucking. there's no other words for it. there's no polite way to phrase it. it's just titty fucking



Subject: this is soooo not a don't
Date: Jun 01 2006 05:57:52 AM
Author: Flackie

The author of this column is out his fuckin' mind. I'm neither a baby nor bounty hunter, and I'd want to see those womanly endowments pour out her shirt ANYtime.



Subject: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Date: May 31 2006 11:48:59 PM
Author: 3507321C

TITTIES AIN'T NUTTIN' BUT SACKS O' FAT BITCH !1!!



Subject: Chest
Date: May 31 2006 07:43:40 PM
Author: puppies

vice dosent like big tits! every guy loves them. The author must be female or a homo



Subject: jerks
Date: May 31 2006 07:06:46 PM
Author: jerk

she just got attacked by zoro and youre making fun of her boobs? dicks



Subject: Fuck dude
Date: May 31 2006 06:58:17 PM
Author: Flippy Bricks

What gay recruitment agenda is at work here? You fucks talk about girl's outfits getting your dicks hard, but you shit on these tits. What the fuck? Is that even gay?



Subject: Venus, rising
Date: May 31 2006 06:48:33 PM
Author: KishkaOnDemand

You'd tit-bang her in a second. Admit it. And then complain about sand in your Vaseline.



Subject: huh
Date: May 31 2006 06:19:17 PM
Author: gfdf

mom?



Subject: fine specimen
Date: May 31 2006 05:59:07 PM
Author: wilhelm

those are natural



Subject: Dog's wife
Date: May 31 2006 03:53:47 PM
Author: Curious George

why doesn't Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife have her own website? I'm not horny for her or anything, more, fascinated by those things. What do they do to her back?
Update- her name is BETH



Subject: ,mmm
Date: May 31 2006 03:28:59 PM
Author: nolte

I want to put my dick in there



Subject: titties
Date: May 31 2006 03:25:58 PM
Author: not a baby nur a bountyhunter



I like big boobs.




and i cannot lie.



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