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Apparently you’re supposed to be sick of flats and ballerina shoes but they’re actually a pretty smart solution to the “heels or sneakers” conundrum. Especially when they’re on a female friend that you just realized you’re in love with.




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Comments:

Date: Jun 10 2008 11:24:55 PM
Author: brass

She must pick only ONE skirt. She can't have both.



Date: May 12 2008 05:50:27 PM
Author: heads or tails?

top half do... bottom half doooonnnnnt



Subject: I'm in love
Date: Feb 23 2008 03:25:41 PM
Author: !!!

I've fallen in love

I want to cuddle with her and watch kids movies and shit



Subject: Good Eatin's
Date: Feb 01 2008 09:39:18 PM
Author: Hugh G Rection

Eating this girl's pussy would be like rubbing Sand, Vaseline, rose-water and onion powder together and licking it.



Subject: i think
Date: Jan 02 2008 01:29:43 AM
Author: pbrain

i think this picture was taken at york university



Subject: -
Date: Dec 20 2007 11:45:25 AM
Author: supersal

there is absolutly no excuse for ballerinas, flip flops, or flats.. so not buying it.. not even when ure george clooney with a hard on in a thong..



Subject: 1
Date: Jul 22 2007 04:19:19 AM
Author: 1

She looks like the chick from the Matrix movies.



Subject: footjob
Date: Jul 13 2007 03:44:45 PM
Author: tomt

just cuz you dont like her style or whatever doesnt mean ya gotta start calling her a cunt and whatnot. what is wrong with people, think up a clever way to make fun of her. vulgarity only shows that you have a) a limited vocabulary and b) you are uncreative.
haven't you learned by now, vice has a shoe fetish?



Subject: namegame
Date: Jun 29 2007 11:23:28 PM
Author: ashley

she looks like someone who'd be called "Fern"



Subject: oh fuck..
Date: May 27 2007 04:45:21 AM
Author: lskdhgol

please god tell me why this cunt is a do?? she looks like a fuckin chicken!!



Subject: how the fuck could u pay this out!
Date: Apr 22 2007 02:17:39 AM
Author: Jacob

Holy shit!

This is it.

This is the perfect girl.
Hot, but not an idiot.
Cool, but not a dude.



Subject: DONT
Date: Apr 05 2007 10:43:17 AM
Author: holly

this is a dont. thats just a shitty outfit.



Subject: ?
Date: Mar 16 2007 05:56:27 AM
Author: Trowza

SURELY this is a DON'T - LOOK AT HER!!!



Subject: shit
Date: Mar 04 2007 02:53:09 PM
Author: Dotdotdot

This girl looks STUPID. She just piled shit on and topped it off with ugly ass shoes. HOW IS THIS A DO?



Subject: fucking york
Date: Feb 14 2007 03:15:32 PM
Author: willis88

nuff said



Subject: fuck
Date: Jan 17 2007 01:11:31 AM
Author: haters

hot.



Subject: :O
Date: Jan 15 2007 03:09:38 PM
Author: floey-ramone

her feet blend in with the floor!
but shes cute so its ok that she looks like she has no feet.



Subject: again?
Date: Jan 10 2007 07:08:02 PM
Author: eury

there are at least five picture captions regarding girls you 'just realized you were in love with'
Thankfully, at least this one isn't somebody's sister



Subject: cutie
Date: Dec 23 2006 09:16:57 PM
Author: !

this girl is adorable. I'm in love.



Subject: euh
Date: Dec 20 2006 03:03:05 PM
Author: amiee

That outfit is an abortion and should not have been released from the gabarge bin it crawled out of. End of.

Cute girl though.



Subject: WHAT?
Date: Dec 12 2006 03:07:46 PM
Author: HELL RELL

YO WHY ARE THIS BITCHES LEGS 2 FEET LONG AND CONNECTED TO A TORSO LONGER THAN TREMONT AVE?? IT LOOKS LIKE STUART LITTLE IS SITTING ON A FAT MIDGETS SHOULDERS (WHO IS SITTING ON JOJO'S SHOULDERS). RIDICULOUS B.



Subject: What an effin' retard
Date: Sep 05 2006 02:28:47 PM
Author: HotChump

She channelled Ally Sheedy for this shit, folks. And it's as stupid as it sounds.



Subject: Psssshhhhtttt.
Date: Aug 05 2006 07:50:17 PM
Author: Gnilford Brimley

She bought that entire outfit from the Value Village down Steeles. I've seen it in various other incarnations over the years.



Subject: Something is
Date: Aug 04 2006 01:39:08 AM
Author: A gurl

anatomicly wrong here.



Subject: wait
Date: Jul 08 2006 07:38:08 PM
Author: the burr

isn't that kd lang before she left canada?



Subject: I think she's cute.
Date: Jun 28 2006 10:24:56 PM
Author: T

Obviously some people will think she's awesome, others will think she's ugly, and other's wouldn't give a flying flip, so let's not get too uptight...



Subject: da slippers!
Date: Jun 24 2006 04:30:16 PM
Author: loves (some) skeleton girls

GAWD! were is this? i want to meet her!



Subject: just a thought
Date: Jun 15 2006 08:25:13 PM
Author: 34 DD

we need a big titted girl revolution -- away with these skinny skeletons -- what the fuck is so wonderful about them anyway? I like my women curvy.



Subject: rickets
Date: Jun 09 2006 06:32:35 AM
Author: andy crieghton maybe

she is wearing two skirts to try and disguise the fact that like the sickly victorian child she appears to be she has rickets.



Subject: -
Date: Jun 08 2006 10:25:19 PM
Author: nina....

she's wearing two skirts, is it to try and hide the fact she's boring and ugly?



Subject: WooooooAhhhhhhhWoeewwwOhh
Date: Jun 06 2006 05:20:29 AM
Author: Ingrid

I like it that VICE didn't even bother trying to hide that this was written by a fag or a pissweak girl.



Subject: girl
Date: Jun 05 2006 01:50:54 AM
Author: a

what's her shoe size? :)



Subject: b
Date: Jun 04 2006 03:24:51 PM
Author: a

I think her smile is more nervous than smug. Look at the curled fingers that's nervous energy coming out.

Her hair hiding her eyes probably means she's kind of shy.



Subject: hipster bullshit
Date: Jun 01 2006 06:48:38 PM
Author: wtf-er

Fucking hipster bullshit once again.



Subject: Butt-Fugly
Date: Jun 01 2006 04:24:25 PM
Author: Admiral Nelson

She has the self-satisfied smile of a rich girl who doesn't know she's ugly, because all her friends are gay and not as wealthy as her so they tell her she looks good, because she takes them out and always pays, and she doesn't even know. Get your head out of the sand, ostrich girl



Subject: thb
Date: Jun 01 2006 03:31:13 PM
Author: wt

yeah seriously...shes got nothing pouring out of her dress. and she looks uptight.



Subject: I figured it out!
Date: Jun 01 2006 03:02:14 PM
Author: Flippy Brickscowitz

The do's and don'ts are produced by a shady consortium of gay guys, ugly girls and the salvation army to A: Turn straight guys off of chicks, B: Turn the remaining straight guys off of hot chicks with nice tits, and C:...fuck I don't know, I just went apeshit when I saw this and threw my brand new 20" flatscreen LCD monitor out of my window, so I'm a little heated. Whoever said this girl looks like Adrien Brody, you hit it right on the mark my friend. I would rather screw the big titty "don't" blonde on the beach, then this girl and 20 of her clones at the same time. For shame



Subject: shoes?
Date: Jun 01 2006 01:28:01 PM
Author: just me

what fucking shoes? her feet blend into the fucking floor. i wanna know what she was thinking puting on the rest of the outfit... when did trying to be unique become so ugly? fuck.



Subject: That said
Date: Jun 01 2006 11:59:49 AM
Author: Word Police

BTW - when you're trying to sound smart by using
phrases like "With that said" or worse, "With that
being said" you're shooting yourself in your
psuedo intellectual ballet slipper. "That said"
does the job nicley without exposing your
desparate need to be taken seriously.



Subject: Hmmm
Date: Jun 01 2006 10:27:13 AM
Author: Matt

That's a girl?



Subject: Do?
Date: Jun 01 2006 09:45:09 AM
Author: jmjm

Yeah, that's York University (Canada) and yeah, this girl looks like a pile of laundry.



Subject: Tony Fatass
Date: Jun 01 2006 07:53:52 AM
Author: Underdog

"With that said, I don't know what to say about the exchange student above."

Oh yea Jabba....We're all waiting at the edge of our seats for what you have to say big guy. How about you say nothing for a change? you remind me of my 14 year old cousin who thinks he's smart because he heard a smart person say a smart word once. he does his best to remember that word so he can use it in conversation to impress smart people even though he hardly has a grasp of what the word means.

Once again, get over yourself.



Subject: Statutory
Date: Jun 01 2006 02:47:51 AM
Author: Monstevr

Uh, the high schooler you just realized you were in love with?



Subject: Dress Up time
Date: Jun 01 2006 02:13:41 AM
Author: King Kong

Is it me or does this girl look like Adrian Brody researching his next role as a Long Island hipster who slowly descends into being a junkie?



Subject: what the?
Date: Jun 01 2006 01:52:56 AM
Author: hmm

look at her disproportionately long body... like from pelvis to neck.... its like her legs are the legs of a much shorter woman



Subject: So MANe Fluffers...
Date: May 31 2006 10:09:12 PM
Author: Yall Fluffers...

This girl is way cute and what she is wearing is Awesome. Two layers of skirts and she ain't even lookin' slightly fat yet. DO. Ponytail to the side cause she knows her boyfreind likes to play with her hair when watching movies, sooo considerate. Lovingly DO. Silly jacket that her Yiddish speaking grandmother bought her that she is absolutely unashamed to wear cause she knows she will feel like a Bjork song in the snow. Seasonal DO. Most Ballerian's only smile once they have escape Russia, she's permanently smilling in Ballerina shoes because she's in Canada and will never have to Escape Russia. Humanitarian DO.

"Do Do Dos, Some are good some is bad,
Do Do Dos, Some are good some is bad"



Subject: asdf
Date: May 31 2006 09:54:09 PM
Author: Gently Johnny

The shoes are pretty good, but everything else is kind of appalling.



Subject: Why??
Date: May 31 2006 09:26:19 PM
Author: Why??

Why does Vice diss big tits and then prop this skeleton up as something sexy...you guys are SICK!



Subject: d
Date: May 31 2006 08:44:15 PM
Author: d

This girl is either a drama club nerd or a "dancer" at York University. Both of which are bad.

Nice going VICE



Subject: hey tony
Date: May 31 2006 08:18:56 PM
Author: Tom Foreman

maybe you should take some of your own advice and stop trying to turn the DO's and DON'Ts into some literature response. its there for a quick laugh, not a full scale derivation.

what have you got against country folk? quite the prejudice!



Subject: TONY
Date: May 31 2006 07:47:15 PM
Author: ASSBAD

Tony's got to much time. He writes irrelevent crap about how sensitive he is and how people hurt his feelings. Vice doesnt need reassuring either they no they do a good job, peoples comments dont hurt their feelings.



Subject: cutttttteeeeee
Date: May 31 2006 06:14:36 PM
Author: wheeeeeee

those shoes are so cute!



Subject: not hot
Date: May 31 2006 05:43:02 PM
Author: JCEEZ

this girl is not hot at all



Subject: slippers
Date: May 31 2006 05:34:36 PM
Author: the Nuge

C'mon, it's like she's asking for it. And by 'it',
I mean stepping on her feet accidentally all the time
because she's achieved perfect camoflage with
the floor.

PS - Badassino, take 5 will ya. It's just pictures and words.



Subject: ??????
Date: May 31 2006 04:55:54 PM
Author: boredmanalo

is that laguardia high up on 66th???!!!



Subject: vice is dead
Date: May 31 2006 04:41:57 PM
Author: boredmanalo

tonybadassino@hotmail.com......fuckin funny



Subject: love
Date: May 31 2006 03:59:37 PM
Author: CeePee

She reminds me of Melanie off of Degrassi.



Subject: gadzooks.
Date: May 31 2006 03:19:30 PM
Author: disenchanted

i want her to be my best friend.

and would like to know where these men are that love her. Send me one, please.



Subject: Nice
Date: May 31 2006 02:02:01 PM
Author: Tony Badassassino

With that said, I don't know what to say about the exchange student above. She reminds me of this Medieval literature professor I had. This means she looks like she escaped from the set of "Beetlejuice." She's too goddamn skinny, but I like her because she appears to be a sensitive, intelligent human being. Thank you for your time.



Subject: A Vote of Confidence
Date: May 31 2006 01:58:36 PM
Author: Tony Badassassino

In light of all the criticism that the Dos and Don'ts people have been receiving from readers who post on this board, I'd like to say that you are doing an excellent job. It must be draining to come up with one picture every day for our free entertainment, let alone two. With that said, I'd like to press on by stating that the potential downfall of this site can be found in many of the readers who post comments on this board. When I first came here I never looked at the comments, simply assuming that nothing could be found beyond piss-poor "witticisms" created by drooling suburban monkeys, poking away at anonymous keyboards in smelly little bedrooms. Much to my surprise, the situation is much worse than I could have imagined. I believe that for some odd reason the lowest brand of unimaginative, illiterate, corn-holin' hillbilly takes a look at this site and says, "I relate to what's going on there." Look folks, you should go where you want to go, as a freedom loving American I believe that, but there's a better life out there for you amongst your own kind. Why go through life wearing the Bakhtinian mask? Doesn't Nascar have a web-site? What about CMT? The Ku Klux Klan? Hulk Hogan? Please give my idea some serious consideration. Let's celebrate diversity my friends, but let's not take it too far before you hillbillies evolve to full human status. Things might get too weird.



Subject: ... funny
Date: May 31 2006 12:55:43 PM
Author: Life is ...

I actually work with a girl who wears those shoes all the time and I had a crush on her for the longest time. Now we're dating.

I'm so dating a "do". Ha.



Subject: .
Date: May 31 2006 11:56:02 AM
Author: .

disabled



Subject: go back to bed and start over
Date: May 31 2006 10:19:48 AM
Author: M

since when did getting out of bed and throwing on whatever pile of clothing is on the floor become a "do"?



Subject: do
Date: May 31 2006 09:30:17 AM
Author: not

i hate the ballerinas and i think that girl is very awfull dressed.
if you're in love with her ok, but that doesn't make her a do. does it?



Subject: -
Date: May 31 2006 09:26:23 AM
Author: -

Amazing



Subject: Love
Date: May 31 2006 09:00:26 AM
Author: Love

"Love Love Love, Some is Good some is bad,
Love Love Love, some is good some is bad."



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