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Date: Jun 13 2008 07:28:16 AM Author: Ikillclowns Nerdsville, USA Date: May 28 2008 04:32:06 AM Author: shitwolk de niro in taxi driver, anyone ? Date: Apr 16 2008 03:35:12 PM Author: Batteryman What the fuc is he lookin at, can't he see the bitch is talking to him?? Subject: Weak Date: Jan 18 2008 06:56:11 AM Author: Paulos What a fucking millhouse. Subject: ! Date: Nov 23 2007 06:14:43 PM Author: background the chick behind the is hot Subject: 000 Date: Nov 06 2007 11:35:27 PM Author: 000 Starring Ron Jeremy as Q...he gives Agent Douche Sex Gadjets and Old Navy t-shirts with CBGB and random fake buisnesses on them! Subject: right Date: Jul 16 2007 02:44:14 PM Author: todd pseudonym spot on. Subject: BLACK CLOTHES... Date: May 19 2007 03:16:04 PM Author: JOHNNY WITH 'ROCK' PEOPLE IN BLACK CLOTHES!, IT'S SURE TO BE A SELL-OUT!!! Subject: nose Date: Jan 28 2007 01:00:54 PM Author: chris that bitch gotta landing strip for a nose. Subject: sigh. Date: Jan 10 2007 08:44:36 PM Author: eury his pout is cute. too bad the rest of him is a pasty-goth-style-nazi. Subject: hey Date: Dec 22 2006 06:50:14 PM Author: now the little shortie is cute, i'd totally hit it Subject: who cares you all are dipshits Date: Dec 13 2006 04:06:42 PM Author: whatever He stole Zoolander's only look. I think that's worthy of a lawsuit. Subject: celebrity artist Date: Aug 11 2006 01:47:33 AM Author: ziggy it was a performance piece, the girl on the right was a "celebrity artist" they printed a magazine, and the idea was to create a fake celebrity, it worked, assholes took pictures and sent one to vice. now it will be next to some mulatto girl puking in a garbage can. note my blacked out red chucks. and yes. here's a much better picture: http://myspace-193.vo.llnwd.net/01033/39/13/1033953193_l .jpg he was a douche. we made fun of him. Subject: oh snap Date: Jul 18 2006 10:48:47 AM Author: Dirty Dave (pulsating house beat) "I'm to sexy for mi ass, I don't mean to be crass but you are not tight like him!" Subject: Not a faux hawk? Date: Jun 28 2006 11:33:43 PM Author: Confused What is that? Like a landing strip but on his head? Subject: hey Date: Jun 28 2006 10:27:52 PM Author: T at least it's not a faux hawk. Subject: spotting junk Date: Jun 24 2006 04:37:11 PM Author: leisure=pleasure sick boy, is that you? Subject: hooded shirt Date: Jun 15 2006 08:29:38 PM Author: killed christ what a fag Subject: martini glass Date: Jun 12 2006 01:19:35 PM Author: falcon lady Oh, trust me, if he could be holding a martini glass, he would be. Subject: the "james douche" comment... Date: Jun 11 2006 08:49:28 AM Author: . ...would've been more effective with a martini glass in hand. it just seems lazy otherwise. Subject: I say God Damn Date: Jun 09 2006 02:00:07 AM Author: Dick This guy must have a big dick, at least I hope he does. Cause I couldn't see a guy with a small dick thinking he could pull off this look. Subject: tapette Date: Jun 08 2006 02:58:30 PM Author: le québécois tabarnak de tapette hawaïenne Subject: indeed Date: Jun 08 2006 12:30:58 PM Author: The Judge this showed how lame it is to be a wanna be. Wow you've been herded into 5x5 ft square, walkin on your own blood and reputation, and with james douche as a main character, you might as well call this a cult. you all need to go back to whereever you came from. Subject: My good Side Date: Jun 07 2006 02:49:43 AM Author: Its Me I'm so suing you a-holes for not getting my good side. this is the jew side, the other side I swear to god I look like Brad Pitt! Really! Subject: big fag Date: Jun 06 2006 07:43:55 PM Author: your mom he looks sweet with his eyebrows shaved off. also, he drinks like a little girl. Subject: Gay Date: Jun 06 2006 05:23:51 PM Author: why not Everyone at that school is a douchebag. These guys were funny, for what it was. They were gaudy enough to make it in here anyway. You Art Institute fags need to note what the number one don't here is....performance art. Art fags. Subject: why Date: Jun 06 2006 04:39:00 PM Author: oh no worst performance piece ever. I'm ashamed that I went to the art institute chicago with these people. god help us all Subject: Yeah its Me Date: Jun 06 2006 12:24:13 PM Author: James Douche I Look so hot in this Picture, I don't know what you guys are talking about. I know you all wish you had an oversized head like me. God, I'm sexy! Subject: This isn't an "art school" critique Date: Jun 05 2006 10:26:37 PM Author: heh.... Okay, Douche Mom. Then I guess she's worth the buck. Subject: dont go there Date: Jun 05 2006 10:13:30 PM Author: say what? no acctually, i know them both quite well she is fun for more than 15 minutes he was not into anime in highschool, nor is he balding nice attempt at the critiquing though Subject: art? Date: Jun 05 2006 10:12:52 PM Author: KC I don't get it. How much fo the girls? Subject: LaughingAtYou has a point Date: Jun 05 2006 10:00:59 PM Author: Note on this 'piece' if this was a performance, I hope that Vice had permission to take the photo from who ever the artist is. Otherwise, we might be looking at the first don't which is court worthy. Subject: not a jew Date: Jun 05 2006 06:14:01 PM Author: falcon-lady Hahahahaha, it was a joke but how appropriate to go to SAIC's BFA show looking for don'ts . No shit this is a don't. Sorry to set off your Jewdars. I got screwed with this beak without even getting to be a Jewess. Subject: smother mother Date: Jun 05 2006 12:46:57 PM Author: PM you can't spell 'piece' properly & you want us to think this was performance art AND you were there? RIIIIIIIIGHT. what are you, that guys mommy? Subject: Saw this Peice in Person Date: Jun 04 2006 12:18:40 AM Author: LaughingAtYou This was a performance peice in which the artist wanted herself and everyone else to look like pompus assholes that would be followed by the media for all the wrong reasons, like being in Vice's don't file. If anything I find it funny how effect the peice is, seeing as you all fell for it. Subject: shoot them Date: Jun 03 2006 05:05:13 PM Author: fyshh i we've got what looks like travis bickle if he'd ended up in studio 54, on a date with steffi graf's youger sister. what's worse: skin coloured velour, or realising your girl has bigger calf muscles than you? Subject: ghey Date: Jun 03 2006 08:04:18 AM Author: just a girl He's talking to a girl because he's gay. Girls like gay guys because they don't say stupid shit to them all day. It's like a vacation. Subject: terrific Date: Jun 02 2006 02:19:00 AM Author: the dude It is terrific that a lot of these pictures were taken at the school or the art institute chicagos BFA show. This is definitly the best six word critique possible for this "art" work. Subject: what is goin on? Date: Jun 02 2006 01:04:08 AM Author: damn why was it so hard to get girls to talk to me when idiots like this have women around them...where is he at? im a little bitter about my single days and this freak is talking to a girl...she is definetaly the dont in the picture! HAVE SOME STANDARDS! Subject: stooopid Date: Jun 02 2006 12:40:01 AM Author: SAIC.er these people had the stupidest idea for a "final exhibition" in real life they all look 50% worse. if you can believe it. Subject: that gaze Date: Jun 01 2006 11:55:37 PM Author: DS oh he knew he was a don't- Subject: good shit Date: Jun 01 2006 05:01:21 PM Author: laughing guy hahahahahhahahaaha..... double-oh douche. Subject: Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantsz! Date: Jun 01 2006 11:31:38 AM Author: deafmetal As in: You're all a bunch of sad National Enquirer grabbin'... Subject: The Douche Date: May 31 2006 09:00:13 PM Author: hwf I'm originally from the south. They haven't discovered the douche down there, so I always have to explain what it is to my friends. "It's a vag cleaner," I say. Then they all go "Ohhhhh" and nod. Subject: sarcasm Date: May 31 2006 07:31:27 PM Author: Nikki Noodleman HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. THIS. IS. SO. FUNNY. Subject: da2jews Date: May 31 2006 07:00:01 PM Author: KishkaOnDemand Obviously, they're both yids. The shnozzes set my finely honed Jewdar off. And, she's technically a Jewess. $3000 for rhinoplasty, and you'd be lining up to watch the velour hit the floor. (or downloading same). Must be a Hadassah event. He should be trolling with his kishka out. Subject: hmmm Date: May 31 2006 04:57:11 PM Author: Boredmanalo that chick in the background has a money shot face going for her......so fuckin hot Subject: He's a ball biter Date: May 31 2006 03:21:44 PM Author: Ol' 55 Look at him, he's angry that his photo has been taken without his permission. Too bad, asshole. Go fuck yourself with a fake arm. Subject: Yes Date: May 31 2006 02:35:28 PM Author: Bob That chick in the background is hot. Subject: Date: May 31 2006 11:54:44 AM Author: Mikel I wear my sun-glasses at night.... man I love that song Subject: . Date: May 31 2006 11:54:35 AM Author: . hahah what a JOKE Subject: The Velveteen Rabbit Date: May 31 2006 08:00:14 AM Author: Ralphie It's a hoodie with short sleeves. Yeah, exactly. In case it's hot above your neck but cool down below. It's the male equivalent of a fur bikini. But that girl with the schnozz...she's unstoppable. Subject: Date: May 30 2006 11:29:45 PM Author: One of the few times I'll agree with Vice. Guy is a total douche -- the mohawk is bad-enough, but what is he wearing? Is that velvet? Ugh. Subject: douche on douche Date: May 30 2006 09:39:38 PM Author: rhys polaris i hate the word douche, i think it's the dumbest most uninventive insult ever created! Come on, get with the times! Nowadays, just base your insults on things nearby or in view. like "oi, ya fucking lamp! stop staring at me pencil fingers". you know, real modern and lame, but more interesting than douche. Come on you Canadians, you know you can do better. maybe. Subject: wow Date: May 30 2006 08:41:29 PM Author: soulinite wasn't this guy on the cover of Natural Born Killers? Or was he the bad guy in Deamon night? Subject: sgfn Date: May 30 2006 08:04:05 PM Author: Ida he's just doing it to hide the obvious face that he is balding. Subject: girl Date: May 30 2006 07:34:01 PM Author: background that girl in the background is so correct. so down with the black tights. it makes them all hot and sweaty. her stunt double just moved out of my local city to another megatropolis. she made men in this town cry and fight and loose their minds. she was kind enough to grant me a month of joy to my small time on this earth. god bless women! Subject: master Date: May 30 2006 07:29:22 PM Author: mohawk please please please please please please please please please please stop with the mohawks. if youre living that life, youre living that life - youve made a decision (or its made for you) and you are punk as fuck; still, after all these years. if youre squating you dont have a salary job, or an apartment in a fun neighborhood, or take taxis or wait in line. STEP OFF Subject: this guy Date: May 30 2006 07:06:34 PM Author: chrisastew this guy obviously is in love with vampirs and Akira, good for him and that jew dressed like a hooker. Subject: velour up your ass Date: May 30 2006 06:56:32 PM Author: ready to fuk that girl would be fun for about 15 minutes Subject: .. Date: May 30 2006 05:55:22 PM Author: Erin what about Pointy Bitch En Velour next to him? Subject: Le Dush Twins Date: May 30 2006 05:30:19 PM Author: LifeinPictures Man: Octa Leiber! Vat Smells Like Euro Trash? Woman: Hmmm, Perhaps you are standing too close to yourself, darling. Subject: falcon-lady Date: May 30 2006 05:28:24 PM Author: nasal passage screw the girl in the back, I want the big nosed bitch Subject: wtf Date: May 30 2006 05:13:54 PM Author: Big Fat and Red I bet this guy was that guy in high school with the anime shirts. I bet he still plays magic and masturbates to porn involving asians, semen, and tenticles. I wonder if those glasses are prescribed and he has a lazy eye if you take them off. Subject: year of the fox Date: May 30 2006 04:34:58 PM Author: great black bell quite a beak on the broad standing next to him. she looks like a chicken ready to peck a hole in his shades and pluck out his eye to feed it to her brood. the chick in the background is definitely a do. i want to do her. love the hair. Subject: thb Date: May 30 2006 03:48:39 PM Author: wt what a hilarious comment ..NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Subject: this guy Date: May 30 2006 03:43:20 PM Author: tommy has that weird syndrom where the head is freakishly large and he has shark jaws. do u think he walks outside everday saying " i look good?" |
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