Date: Apr 11 2008 04:44:16 PM
that chick is so hot, i got like 2 boners
Date: Apr 10 2008 03:23:24 PM
CHECK OUT THIS OLD LADY!!
Umm, yeah Butt-head, she's like....SUCKIN' ON IT or something!!
Uh huh huh...Yeah, she's really SUCKIN' ON IT alright Beavis....
I've got something she can like, really SUCK ON!!
Hey old lady, come to Butt-head........
Date: Mar 05 2008 05:14:13 PM
You guys are nuts that chick is off the hizzy! Goggles and polyester were the best thing to ever come out. Is'nt it about time they come back as retro cool?
Subject: What a mess....
Date: Feb 29 2008 01:06:09 PM
Nice goggles, ya fucking moron
Date: Feb 12 2008 06:17:03 AM
i would if the lights were dimmed...
Date: Jan 26 2008 12:18:34 AM
She will do whatever she wants, whenever she wants, HOWEVER SHE WANTS!
Val Pizzo we love you.
Subject: let me get this straight
Date: Jan 24 2008 09:44:53 PM
people are complaining that VICE MAGAZINE'S Do's and Don'ts comments have too much "boner" in them????
Wow. I never felt more like I could beat up every little waah-waah pussy fart in the room. Thanks, "Unamuno"!
Date: Jan 17 2008 08:35:41 AM
stop talking about your dick. why does every 'do' have to involve a boner?
Subject: i want that soccer mom bitch
Date: Jan 14 2008 01:31:00 AM
i said i want that quebecoise
Subject: female serial killer
Date: Jan 10 2008 12:26:15 PM
Author: concerned citizen
Ailene Wuarnos? I thought bitch got the death penalty.
Subject: stready eyebrow pencil hand?
Date: Jan 10 2008 09:51:26 AM
might as well shave off the eyebrows. would look much better. trust.
Date: Jan 10 2008 09:07:08 AM
Always with the recycling of old captions.
Don't tell me we're gonna have to find a new 40-something with the mind of an 18 year old and the acid tongue of my grandmother to worship?
Subject: not funny
Date: Jan 08 2008 06:46:20 PM
I haven't read a funny caption on here forever. You guys aren't funny. Vice = over.
Subject: Quebec´s greatest export
Date: Jan 08 2008 02:39:56 PM
Date: Jan 06 2008 07:33:35 PM
Date: Jan 04 2008 03:32:02 AM
smack the pony
Subject: Good try...
Date: Jan 03 2008 04:17:46 PM
Well, at least you can still get an easy, sloppy, well-executed blowjob. What's with older lady and killer dome? Am I right or what guys?
Date: Jan 03 2008 01:42:36 AM
Yaawn... get off ma laawn, socca maaam.
Ba bab bab bbaaa ba bubibuiuiuididuuuuhuhuhuh.
Subject: bete noir
Date: Jan 02 2008 04:56:59 PM
Author: Tony Badassassino
The look in her eyes screams "piss poor excuse for a human being." Now all you Canucks can fuck off with your belief that only America reaps the lame. Au revoir bitches. Au revoir.
Date: Jan 02 2008 04:02:26 PM
Date: Jan 02 2008 01:01:16 PM
Oh look, it's Old Spice. The obscure former Spice Girl that got booted from the "band" right before they hit it big.
Subject: yo, supsup!
Date: Jan 02 2008 10:10:20 AM
thought you guys would appreciate this, livin' in montreal and all, haha!
Date: Jan 02 2008 09:30:47 AM
dude, "eat", are you traumatized by 2girls1cup?
Date: Jan 02 2008 09:20:14 AM
Author: gilberts boyfriend
gilbert, it wasn't ever worth it...
Date: Jan 02 2008 04:52:54 AM
Cellphone on a string is for Life Skills kids and asian girls,And since when is Hip Hop Laser Tag invented,She looks like she's wearing all her son's X-mas gifts at the same time!Le'Douche has a wife!