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After making a killing with Céline Dion and shady hydroelectric power, Quebec has decided to export its greatest treasure: raver soccer moms. Now you can not get a boner anywhere you want in the whole world!




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Comments:

Date: Apr 11 2008 04:44:16 PM
Author: coltron

that chick is so hot, i got like 2 boners



Date: Apr 10 2008 03:23:24 PM
Author: mr.patch

HEY BEAVIS!!
CHECK OUT THIS OLD LADY!!

Umm, yeah Butt-head, she's like....SUCKIN' ON IT or something!!

Uh huh huh...Yeah, she's really SUCKIN' ON IT alright Beavis....
I've got something she can like, really SUCK ON!!
Hey old lady, come to Butt-head........



Subject: hot
Date: Mar 05 2008 05:14:13 PM
Author: geezer

You guys are nuts that chick is off the hizzy! Goggles and polyester were the best thing to ever come out. Is'nt it about time they come back as retro cool?



Subject: What a mess....
Date: Feb 29 2008 01:06:09 PM
Author: NYC911EMT

Nice goggles, ya fucking moron



Subject: bob
Date: Feb 12 2008 06:17:03 AM
Author: bob

i would if the lights were dimmed...



Subject: E
Date: Jan 26 2008 12:18:34 AM
Author: elan

She will do whatever she wants, whenever she wants, HOWEVER SHE WANTS!

Val Pizzo we love you.

keep rollin'



Subject: let me get this straight
Date: Jan 24 2008 09:44:53 PM
Author: jc1

people are complaining that VICE MAGAZINE'S Do's and Don'ts comments have too much "boner" in them????

Wow. I never felt more like I could beat up every little waah-waah pussy fart in the room. Thanks, "Unamuno"!



Subject: zzzzz
Date: Jan 17 2008 08:35:41 AM
Author: Unamuno

stop talking about your dick. why does every 'do' have to involve a boner?



Subject: i want that soccer mom bitch
Date: Jan 14 2008 01:31:00 AM
Author: eric

i said i want that quebecoise



Subject: female serial killer
Date: Jan 10 2008 12:26:15 PM
Author: concerned citizen

Ailene Wuarnos? I thought bitch got the death penalty.



Subject: stready eyebrow pencil hand?
Date: Jan 10 2008 09:51:26 AM
Author: debaser

might as well shave off the eyebrows. would look much better. trust.



Subject: boooooooooooring
Date: Jan 10 2008 09:07:08 AM
Author: Dekka

Always with the recycling of old captions.

Why?

Don't tell me we're gonna have to find a new 40-something with the mind of an 18 year old and the acid tongue of my grandmother to worship?






Subject: not funny
Date: Jan 08 2008 06:46:20 PM
Author: sash


I haven't read a funny caption on here forever. You guys aren't funny. Vice = over.



Subject: Quebec´s greatest export
Date: Jan 08 2008 02:39:56 PM
Author: gpro

sloppy!



Subject: re
Date: Jan 06 2008 07:33:35 PM
Author: cyc

old



Subject: ¨jåd+asu
Date: Jan 04 2008 03:32:02 AM
Author: oij

smack the pony



Subject: Good try...
Date: Jan 03 2008 04:17:46 PM
Author: Ross

Well, at least you can still get an easy, sloppy, well-executed blowjob. What's with older lady and killer dome? Am I right or what guys?



Subject: mo
Date: Jan 03 2008 01:42:36 AM
Author: blo

Yaawn... get off ma laawn, socca maaam.

Ba bab bab bbaaa ba bubibuiuiuididuuuuhuhuhuh.

blah. blah.



Subject: bete noir
Date: Jan 02 2008 04:56:59 PM
Author: Tony Badassassino

The look in her eyes screams "piss poor excuse for a human being." Now all you Canucks can fuck off with your belief that only America reaps the lame. Au revoir bitches. Au revoir.




Subject: hkjbkj
Date: Jan 02 2008 04:02:26 PM
Author: ugh

gross



Subject: shagged
Date: Jan 02 2008 01:01:16 PM
Author: Vane$$a

Oh look, it's Old Spice. The obscure former Spice Girl that got booted from the "band" right before they hit it big.



Subject: yo, supsup!
Date: Jan 02 2008 10:10:20 AM
Author: weside,yo!

thought you guys would appreciate this, livin' in montreal and all, haha!



Subject: .
Date: Jan 02 2008 09:30:47 AM
Author: groudd

dude, "eat", are you traumatized by 2girls1cup?



Subject: gilbert
Date: Jan 02 2008 09:20:14 AM
Author: gilberts boyfriend

gilbert, it wasn't ever worth it...



Subject: 000
Date: Jan 02 2008 04:52:54 AM
Author: 000

Cellphone on a string is for Life Skills kids and asian girls,And since when is Hip Hop Laser Tag invented,She looks like she's wearing all her son's X-mas gifts at the same time!Le'Douche has a wife!



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