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Sigh, finally. Seeing a black girl who hasn’t chemically fried her hair into tortured straightness or paid $3,000 to have blond Chinese tresses attached to her own like Beyoncé is such a relief we almost curled up on the floor and went to bed when she walked into the room. Topping it off with the Pharrell shirt and those happy pants was like being tucked in.




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Comments:

whitedude, on Dec 18 2008 07:17:19 PM wrote:
more of that please !!!


Date: May 29 2008 01:33:45 PM
Author: Hi, I'm Vice

I'm Vice and i collect:

1. Stereotypes
2. Dull Hipster versions of myself and my friends
3. Black girls with faux fros that I think are real hair.
4. Mixed race girls with fros that are real mmmmmm
5. asian girls - hot, cold, average, mortgage any will do!
6. Ironic ghetto clothing wearers black or white as long as they're not like serious or anything.
7. Fakey, cake faced slutty, cheerleader girls to counter the average ones so my friends don't think i'm like gay. I'll call all these girls 'tens' under some ratings system devised to make straight boys think i'm not gay and worship the coc..I mean Vag.


I'm so cool.



Date: May 18 2008 01:37:09 PM
Author: kenny...

i co sign with dude below me...

other than that im in love...no more va$hite for me...



Date: Apr 29 2008 07:18:46 AM
Author: dick cheney

"i dont mean to hate on the sister but her shoe are so tj maxx discount. nobody like thoose shoes! Her feet look like their busting out of them!"


what the fuck man they're air safaris. at least have some basic knowledge before you start illin



Date: Apr 22 2008 01:12:25 AM
Author: ooooooooh!

Such a DO it's insane, and i fucking would in a second.



Date: Apr 06 2008 09:07:11 PM
Author: yo

some black girls have'naturally' straight hair. and who ever said she must be half white cos of her small nose, you dumbass. Check out nubian/east african girls. smokin' hot.

id do her anytime..



Date: Apr 03 2008 12:20:39 AM
Author: Foxxyeah

She's really not all that black.........she's just got enough of the tarbrush in her to pass.
The Lips and Nose give her middle class white bloodline away somethin severe.



Date: Mar 25 2008 12:15:26 PM
Author: DO NOT WANT

"Hip" (as in white-people-style hip) black girls are awesome in theory, but trust me...AVOID.



Subject: you fuckin wankers
Date: Mar 10 2008 09:13:51 AM
Author: thuglife

i really felt in love.



Subject: vice reaches out to the community
Date: Jan 30 2008 12:29:13 PM
Author: bitch please

so bleaching your hair blonde is ok, but straightening it wrong? alright, vice. sure.



Subject: big ass
Date: Jan 27 2008 03:26:50 AM
Author: lapivar

I don't know about the hair,tee or all the personal stuff.
I just dig a girl picking the dopest nike sneaker ever, the safari 87' is a classic..



Subject: Two things:
Date: Dec 28 2007 06:52:04 PM
Author: Allujah Bum

1)She's pretty darn hot
2)I do find the whole black women trying to get her hair as straight as straight boring, and somewhat culturally and racially derivative...I mean be black and proud...and hot!

p.s. Given another year my old wild-curly hair will be doing the same...



Subject: gross
Date: Dec 21 2007 03:35:45 PM
Author: dizzle

whats with hot chicks wearing the most frumpy dumpy quasi-80s retard fashion ever ? i seriously dont get it and cant wait for this neon fashion shitfest to be over.



Subject: yuck
Date: Nov 02 2007 03:17:59 PM
Author: Ugh

Her real name is Angel Cloutier and she always wanted to be a star... now she sucks cock for internet porn! Check out Melanie at round and brown.com
Way to make something of your life, bitch!



Subject: nice hair
Date: Oct 23 2007 09:58:55 AM
Author: chairman me

you can see that she's wearing a wig... right?



Subject: She's Wack!!!
Date: Oct 03 2007 03:52:59 AM
Author: Capt. Save Um

Who made this shirt? Why does it matter if PW can or cannot skate? And most of all who would have the nerve to wear it.....Also is this supposed to be streetwear? I mean is it me or is this just wack looking. Oh, I get it. she rocking the Nike Air Max Trainers that match her hair which are like from the 90's. Her pants are electric blue which is 80's and the shirt....well I still don't get the shirt. and even though she is not a bad looking girl. She should not have come out the house wearing this gear.

I know maybe she just did not do laundry this week.....



Subject: thank god ...
Date: Sep 24 2007 02:33:57 PM
Author: Spunkynutz

that i'm one of those black girls lol.



Subject: .
Date: Sep 20 2007 08:01:07 PM
Author: .

sometimes I fucking hate white people. that chicks hair is sooooo fake. You just like her because she looks like a "safe" pseudo-black.



Subject: manly
Date: Sep 17 2007 08:10:43 PM
Author: def.

i would lay this girl down for some serious lovin
in an alley of sorts



Subject: FUCKING AMAZING!
Date: Aug 31 2007 11:05:14 PM
Author: bla bla bla

OK, YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKED IN THE HEAD! I MEAN, COME ON, WHITE GIRLS DYE, FRY, BLEACH, RELAX, KINK-UP, CURL WITH A CURING IRON AND CHEMICALS, STRAIGHTEN WITH FLAT IRONS, AND GET EXTENSIONS!
IT'S RARE THAT WHITE CHICKS HAVE HAIR AS STRAIGHT AS JENNIFER ANISTON, OR AS WHITE-BLONDE AS A FUCKING 3 YEAR OLD CHILD!!!!!
W.T.F???!!! AND WHEN WOMEN--BLACK OR WHITE DO ALL THAT SHIT TO THEIR HAIR, THEY WILL HAVE TO GET EXTENSIONS AT SOME POINT IF THEY WANT IT TO LOOK LONGER THAN IT IS!!!!
NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!



Subject: FUCKING AMAZING!
Date: Aug 31 2007 11:04:23 PM
Author: bla bla bla

OK, YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKED IN THE HEAD! I MEAN, COME ON, WHITE GIRLS DYE, FRY, BLEACH, RELAX, KINK-UP, CURL WITH A CURING IRON AND CHEMICALS, STRAIGHTEN WITH FLAT IRONS, AND GET EXTENSIONS!
IT'S RARE THAT WHITE CHICKS HAVE HAIR AS STRAIGHT AS JENNIFER ANISTON, OR AS WHITE-BLONDE AS A FUCKING 3 YEAR OLD CHILD!!!!!
W.T.F???!!! AND WHEN WOMEN--BLACK OR WHITE DO ALL THAT SHIT TO THEIR HAIR, THEY WILL HAVE TO GET EXTENSIONS AT SOME POINT IF THEY WANT IT TO LOOK LONGER THAN IT IS!!!!



Subject: porn
Date: Jul 15 2007 03:35:55 AM
Author: haha

that did look just like her, well whether it was or not, i just busted a nut! :O



Subject: this broad
Date: Jul 04 2007 09:21:44 PM
Author: does porn on vacation

http://realitykings.com/rb/sea_of_semen_tr.htm?id=panda22



Subject: does porn on vacation
Date: Jul 04 2007 09:19:31 PM
Author: this broad

hahahaha, its so her - with the fake accent. i hope her friends see this.



Subject: does porn on vacation
Date: Jul 04 2007 09:17:06 PM
Author: this broad

i may be wrong, but someone please check this out and help me verify.

http://realitykings.com/rb/sea_of_semen_tr.htm?id=panda2
2



Subject: love it
Date: Jun 10 2007 02:27:37 PM
Author: ru

i now have my hair like this. i got tired of the perms and trying to have str8 hair..im now embracing my curly hair with hilights..im lovin this look:-)



Subject: good, but...
Date: May 19 2007 05:45:16 AM
Author: ash

she looks good and i believe her hair is real - mine is like that (just condition it well), but the fake british shit?? the fact the bitch has been exposed, NY can keep her!



Subject: your Mama
Date: May 15 2007 03:57:32 PM
Author: nice girl

Angel's mom must have done a very poor job of parenting for her to turn out to be such an evil bitch. She is truly one of the least decent human beings I've ever met in my life. Luckily I haven't seen her in years but seeing her here makes my skin crawl again.
Have a miserable life you CUNT!



Subject: Really?
Date: May 08 2007 02:00:48 PM
Author: .............

Yea, no. Her hair is 100% natural.



Subject: fine
Date: Apr 07 2007 07:45:24 PM
Author: Al

yeah she's pretty fit



Subject: Def a cutie
Date: Mar 15 2007 12:43:53 AM
Author: JadeOne

She really is a cutie, don't kno her from a hole in wall. But it just goes to show no matter who u are, what race, what style, what kinda hair not everyone is gon dig it..might even hate it passionately.. fuck it love and hate r inevitable no matter what.



Subject: yea...
Date: Mar 13 2007 10:34:44 PM
Author: imani

i dont mean to hate on the sister but her shoe are so tj maxx discount. nobody like thoose shoes! Her feet look like their busting out of them!



Subject: ,
Date: Feb 13 2007 05:22:23 PM
Author: .

god she is so hot



Subject: stoopid wihte people
Date: Jan 18 2007 11:00:23 PM
Author: p

White people are stupid idiot dumbfucks "again" because some white guy doesnt have an intimate knowledge of black females' hair structure and style??!!!

You are reaching you fuckin retards.

his point still stands that her hair hasnt been fried into cotton candy wisps you defensive over-reacting blow-hards.



Subject: kei
Date: Jan 18 2007 11:29:56 AM
Author: tonky

i meant mf-villian



Subject: kei
Date: Jan 18 2007 11:28:04 AM
Author: tonky

its one thing to say 'wit' instead of 'with' but people who make the effort to TYPE that shit....



Subject: totally artificial
Date: Jan 07 2007 05:35:43 PM
Author: pisa

are you kidding me??? shit is so fake its amzing



Subject: fro
Date: Oct 21 2006 06:56:03 AM
Author: me

More like seeing a black girl who has softened, possibly straightened, and permed her nappy hair into a huge artificial hipster fro half caramel blond as black hipster girl style dictates. aka it IS artificial to match the Williamsburg vogue, numbskulls. If it had a fro comb in it, you would reject it, thankfully, it is palatably weird.



Subject: Angel
Date: Aug 30 2006 10:55:27 PM
Author: Angels' Mom

Angel's hair is not fake, although she colours it several shades of blonde. Her hair is actually reddish. She just washes it and puts in conditioner for the curls. What a bunch of mean people y'all are.



Subject: kei
Date: Aug 19 2006 08:56:58 AM
Author: mf-villia

she hatin on pharrel



Subject: omg hipsters!
Date: Aug 17 2006 11:51:59 PM
Author: kei

dayum mf-villian. I'm black and I don't even know wtf you just said.
Ethnic hair comes in all sorts of textures, but we could argue weaves 4 fucking ever so I'm gonna give this chick a do cuz I'm tired of the same old straight shit. Plus she fooled at least 1 dude into thinking you're da hot natural fiyah.



Subject: oo..nooo
Date: Aug 16 2006 07:01:46 PM
Author: mf-villian

why the hell this bitch trying to ride own pharrell wit her micheal jackson looking ass look ..she look like she got a fluffy ass jerry curl gurl if you don't sit yo roach looking ass down.Wit yo boyonce mc wanna be ass dam nigga is that twist our some wanna be fucked up shit,wit them tight ass pants own nigga i bet you sucka man dick and that dam wig will fall off ,it'll be slip'n and slid'n all on top you bald asss head yea nigga straight up


-pharrells back up hahahaha



Subject: NOT A REAL BIRD
Date: Aug 07 2006 03:46:33 AM
Author: a real brit

she cant be english. I'm english and could never confuse spelling "colour" with the american way "color" like this girl does below. Read her comment, she spells it both ways. rookie mistake.



Subject: proper twat
Date: Jul 31 2006 01:32:45 PM
Author: angel = devil

Angel (the girl above) is about as shitty of a person as a person can get. And the fake accent thing is true. Real sad. She is a real "don't" and the fact she got into a "do" only feeds her massive ego.

P.S. Andy's not gay, he just looks that way.



Subject: Angel, where's Andy B?
Date: Jul 17 2006 03:29:57 PM
Author: Vancouver



that's all, we're just wondering...

we heard you have appropriated his accent and that he is a homosexual after all! go figure!



Subject: angel is a man
Date: Jul 17 2006 03:22:43 PM
Author: angel is a slag

This girl Angel used to claim to be american..when i asked where from she said Bellingham, now 3 years later she claims to be English, speaking in a fake London accent though she now says her parents are from Liverpool. She is a joke to everyone in Vancouver, and now apparently in NY... if you see her, spit in her face and punch her in the clam.



Subject: cuntface
Date: Jul 13 2006 09:27:46 PM
Author: stiffy

fake hair. fuck her. she purses her lips like a fuckin' cunt. women HATE her and men just wanna stick it in and some might try to hang on but she's such a joke. you can tell she's a bitch.



Subject: oh fuck that
Date: Jul 10 2006 04:47:06 AM
Author: thug mcgraw

i saw that other pic though...

she chills with some of the lamest dudes in new york though...

other black kids are so fucking gay. scene ass bastards.

whatever...she's demoted.



Subject: oh god.
Date: Jul 10 2006 04:39:47 AM
Author: thug mcgraw

Air Safaris
turquoise jeans
truth speaking tee

i just wanna rub her thigh.
really. fuck you dicks postulating on weave.
she's the business. douchebags.





Subject: excuse..
Date: Jun 28 2006 11:06:18 AM
Author: Natasha

Not every black female has curly tresses that are naturally beautiful like this. If you had Harriet Tubman hair, what else have you got to lose?



Subject: Rayo de Luna
Date: Jun 21 2006 09:14:28 AM
Author: Amsterdam is king

Hey..

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.vie
wprofile&friendid=308550 />



Subject: bootylicious
Date: Jun 12 2006 07:33:06 PM
Author: code

that shit is a weave dipshit. WEAVE!



Subject: saf's
Date: Jun 09 2006 07:38:18 AM
Author: dybez

no shit i get it, you didnt hafta say nuthin bout the air max 1 safs, if you dont notice your opinion dont count anyways, this sorta flav cant be handed out it might become comercial an loose cool factor



Subject: Fake as the Rest
Date: Jun 07 2006 08:46:59 PM
Author: Retarded Vice Writer

Hey, Asshole!

This is the same fake ass hair Beyonce wears sometimes, with the curls, the colors...duh!

When will white people learn?

Eat my shit too!



Subject: ; }
Date: Jun 07 2006 02:52:51 PM
Author: El rey

all this hipe just cuz shes black, its really funny, what? is whitey feelin a threat comin on?



Subject: saf's
Date: Jun 03 2006 11:01:22 PM
Author: dirtdog

she has safari's ... therefore best pics ever.

end of.



Subject: GAAAAWD!
Date: Jun 02 2006 11:26:14 AM
Author: feer

STOOPID WHITE PEOPLE AGAIN - THATS CLEARLY PLASTIC HAIR GEEEEEZ



Subject: UNLEASH THE FURRY!
Date: May 31 2006 12:44:12 PM
Author: thebeat

Das Right! Let your fro grow :P
I won't ever chemically straighten my hair again!



Subject: Fake
Date: May 30 2006 10:23:20 PM
Author: Fake

She has a fake British accent, no joke, so lame.



Subject: haha
Date: May 30 2006 03:42:42 PM
Author: Rashaun

Oh please. A scene slut like her would fuck Pharrell until he could ollie in his sleep.



Subject: hair and sneakers
Date: May 30 2006 11:24:56 AM
Author: KoolDiceOner

1. her hair looks pretty basic.
I know many a afro-whatever woman like this...especially cape verdians and their haris tends to do this on its own.

2. She is wearing Air Safari 87. These shoes were released in 2003 and they are by far one of my favorite Nike designs.

The shoes alone and the Pharrell can't skate T get it going for me.
I'm pretty sure she wouldn't give pharrell the time of day.



Subject: whatever.
Date: May 30 2006 08:49:01 AM
Author: Rashaun

Idiot fucking white people (Suroosh, that includes YOU). You have no idea that that it takes way more chemicals and hair extensions to produce this stupid bitch's look than it does for the average Black womyn to straighten her hair. Of course you all love this look. You're priviledged white hipsters who obviously don't have any close Black friends (maybe one) and think you've read enough bullshit on Emmett Till to know what a proud Black person is. COME ON - no one's hair grows out of their head looking like THAT. The bottom is obviously extensions. Eat my shit.



Subject: gook
Date: May 29 2006 10:29:40 PM
Author: kook

oooh YEAH



Subject: ANgel, keep on keepin' on.
Date: May 29 2006 03:56:15 AM
Author: Kristen Wright

It's au naturale, this Angel. Beautiful woman. I miss this chick everyone--she's just as cool as she looks. A WIG??? The hair is real people, I pulled those curls once or twice! Bring back the MC hammers next time, ttfn.



Subject: thats fake
Date: May 21 2006 04:45:59 PM
Author: k2tha8

well...maybe she did ent fry her hair with relaxer, but she did put on a wig.



Subject: Please explain
Date: May 21 2006 02:41:39 AM
Author: name

She's not black, she's a man, she has shit stains on her pants, she's poor, she's rich, she's fat, she's anorexic, she's a poser, she had an orgy once with four midgets and a transvestite clown called chad, and lets add some mini bios on pharell while were at it.I don't understand, are the comments from readers in the do's and dont's meant to be about the outfits or just ridiculous shit obscure thoughts and opinions that are sleep inducingly boring and childish. Vice - what a lame and pathetic readership you obviously have. And don't bother to accuse me of being hypocritical cos im on this site, cos i just quit.



Subject: AND DA THREE BEARZ
Date: May 19 2006 11:34:32 PM
Author: GOLDYLOCKS

SHE IS FUCKN HOT WITH A CAPITOL FUH. PERIOD.



Subject: FAKE ASS B*TCH
Date: May 19 2006 03:11:36 PM
Author: Belle

it's ironic that this bitch is wearing a shirt slamming pharell for being a poser when she speaks with a FAKE BRITISH ACCENT. barf.



Subject: her
Date: May 19 2006 12:50:20 AM
Author: dee

I believe I taste a hint of Scary Spice! And I still love her like my little sister! Can anyone say ultimate menage!!!



Subject: shutup
Date: May 17 2006 12:01:53 AM
Author: jdizzle

jeezus you put someone on the dos and you get ten thousand haters shittin on every little part of someone!!! you fuckin people are as bad as the fat old ladies who gawk at the celebrity magazines in the grocery store. quit being such pricks, it doesnt make you look any better. people were even busting on that little girl from last issues donts!!! get off yourselves you bastards!



Subject: Fast food
Date: May 16 2006 11:19:06 PM
Author: slim

I would definitely takes this fine-ness to the grocery store for some neptune salad and Melba toast. We would later go to the wavepool for swim and wave crashing. I wish there were a bunch of girls like this just like how Paul Simon used to have all those guys he stole that worked for him.



Subject: Poo
Date: May 15 2006 10:49:47 PM
Author: Ghost_Dog

Seriously. Bitch has shit stains on the back of those pants foreal.



Subject: yes
Date: May 15 2006 03:30:24 PM
Author: squigly

She's ace, my hair is the same and i love it, beyonce can fuck off. i get men saying that i'd look really gorgeous if i straightened my hair. cunts



Subject: you suck
Date: May 14 2006 04:02:22 AM
Author: condolica

who cares if she "looks" cool, i bet she is a real pain in the ass to chill with, she be whinging about how people cant do stuff that they insinuate..... bitchin about how snoop isnt "realy" a gbanger.... shut up and keep your bullshit to yourself..



Subject: %
Date: May 13 2006 12:38:09 PM
Author: Nikkr

This is an everyday girl. She is like the very best of the scenester/try-hard class. Next.



Subject: ...
Date: May 12 2006 10:03:56 PM
Author: Mungo

Ima give her the benefit of the doubt, apart from that tee which is shite, like if Pharell came up to her and asked her on a date she's say, naw u aint no skater! Sister pleeaassseeeeee



Subject: re: El Rey
Date: May 12 2006 07:29:08 PM
Author: ................................

HA! SAY WORD!



Subject: ummmm.....
Date: May 12 2006 02:22:21 PM
Author: El Rey

thi girl um is a dude ...seriously



Subject: random
Date: May 12 2006 05:55:22 AM
Author: larry lamb

this girl i like,the media like put black/ mixed race people in a curtain corner when it comes to style and music. so its always nice to see that we are as random as white folk, this chick sums it up for me because she is just random, thats the word, RANDOM, i love random style, we aint all hip hop r&b clones you fuckers



Subject: shirin no's shit
Date: May 12 2006 04:32:02 AM
Author: master m

if she wasn't pretty i wonder if shirin would say shes not black. shirin you should open your mind, you don't have to look like coal to be black.



Subject: fellow black female
Date: May 11 2006 09:42:46 PM
Author: rachel-nicole

As a felow black female, I'd like to point out that her hair is not real; it is a weave..
She may say it was hers, but thats cuz she paid for it!!
P.S I'm an expert on this stuff, and its sad that half this world doesnt know about Paris, Nicoles, Britanys, and every other pop star/black female and their extensions hair!



Subject: Important Subject #1
Date: May 11 2006 08:14:51 PM
Author: Mecanoid Android

This girl is getting so much hype. She needs her own modeling site, and message board; she has a fanbase.



Subject: bitch aint black
Date: May 11 2006 06:58:09 PM
Author: Shinrin

Like the subject reads. She's not black and she paid for that hair.



Subject: chsduochsuo
Date: May 11 2006 07:11:31 PM
Author: gfrgfr

how does she get her hair to be like that!?!? seriously that's really hard for black girls to have their hair be that nice and curly and not a ugly mess. im fucking mixed and I can't get it like THAT, i need tips.



Subject: 0
Date: May 11 2006 05:49:29 PM
Author: sarah

she is actually effin pretty.



Subject: angel
Date: May 11 2006 04:52:43 PM
Author: me

didn't she used to beat up on her boyfriend in toronto?



Subject: Ready to Repent.
Date: May 11 2006 04:09:29 PM
Author: Internet Reader

Okay dude, like, I'm ready to go into the "real world." Seriously, I'm ready. So, what do I do first. Should I first buy a $300 pair of rare Nike's or a $500 Bape hoodie? (I'm assuming owning these items will magically teleport me to the "real world.")



Subject: you're not.
Date: May 11 2006 03:49:35 PM
Author: she's hot

this girl is hot and cool as hell. i know her from being around the same party scene. not only is she naturally beautiful but she's a ridiculous amount of fun. don't hate just because she can roll out of bed, throw a tshirt on, and STILL turn heads... and you can't. she's out and about getting photographed doing what she does while you all are too busy sitting around and reading about it online.

buck up and go out into the real world yourselves.



Subject: ...
Date: May 11 2006 01:48:16 PM
Author: Investigator

Found another pic of this girl (with the same pants on):

http://www.thegalaxyriders.com/gallery/B17.jpg

Is she some kind of street celebrity? Can we get a myspace url???



Subject: Right
Date: May 11 2006 11:18:51 AM
Author: Oh

So one of those who looks relatively good, but opens their mouth and you just want to hit it shut?



Subject: LAME
Date: May 11 2006 10:08:52 AM
Author: kate

LEAVING COMMENTS ON YOUR OWN PICTURE IS JUST WRONG.

stop trying so hard, whoever you are (or think you are)... & vidal sassoon is the saddest part. every salon does free coloring - you might want to pick an actual good one. I'm sure you're very "cool" and "chill" or whatever but please.



Subject: I don't know
Date: May 11 2006 07:33:17 AM
Author: Mr Happy Boy

Whatever - the bi-level multi-tone wig is a bit weird, but she has a cute face despite utter crap taste in cheap tawdry non-clothes. Right-o, I'm poor, too. But this is what I'm commenting on:

that guy two comments below this one - "yo yo why all you be hatin this chick is flyy" -

that routine is ridiculous. I'm saying: you be at leass as white as me, dig? Whyduh, bish. Whyde as da driven muthfuckin sno, yo. Hamma hamma hamma.

STOP THE MADNESS - let's all stop pretending that poor speech is attractive, shall we? It's not genetics, foo: it just be stoopit, much in the way yo mama be a stoopit blyad.



Subject: Hi look
Date: May 10 2006 11:24:43 PM
Author: at me

Whats so fucking cool about her, she's just another boring try-hard holding an invisible cigarette



Subject: dont hateeeee
Date: May 10 2006 09:37:42 PM
Author: shhhhhhhh

DAMNNNNNN bitches out here are straight guzzlin' on that haterade... dont front, this chick is flyy as hell-- she was even on lastnightsparty reppin' for the ladies at Missbehave...while all you losers drop twinkie crumbs all over your keyboards... i seen this lady for myself at 323 and she was one chill bitch...so fix ya screwfaces ya hearrrrrrrd!



Subject: for the fans
Date: May 10 2006 07:52:51 PM
Author: Doed


How to be a Vice do:

1. Tight fitting clothes

2. Sneakers with laces or flats

3. Purse

4. T-shirt w/ logo

5. Snide look on your face



Subject: setting the record.
Date: May 10 2006 06:41:32 PM
Author: Angel

Worn the shirt like twice in since Topher came out with the new version. Cant help if people take photos. I dont spend a fortune on my hair. It has like 4 colors in it not 2 for you colour blind. I get my hair coloured for free cuz I am a nice person. Vidal Sassoon rocks. I play piano so don't hate on my piano playing fingers. My mum is white so don't hate. Most of you Vice readers are fucking white. And what the fuck is Phat Baby? Not been there. Get yer shit correct. I'm a normal girl who likes to go out and try to hear good music.



Subject: ANGELLLL
Date: May 10 2006 05:35:19 PM
Author: New York

She's hot no matter where she goes, BUT NEW YORK MISSES YOU BABY!!!

Her hair is hot, and it always has been. She aint no poser yo.




Subject: dang
Date: May 10 2006 05:29:46 PM
Author: ding

Wow, I'm glad it only takes that much to make you happy. Personally I'm not into black chicks. butt from me she gets the: Meh,



Subject: ?
Date: May 10 2006 04:34:59 PM
Author: Erin K

why's her hair 2 colors though?



Subject: hooray!
Date: May 10 2006 04:12:37 PM
Author: yay!

finally a real DO! she is also really pretty



Subject: that's not true
Date: May 10 2006 04:01:05 PM
Author: lampgirl

i don't think it's because she looks white...she looks like she wants to look, regardless of race. and, having identical hair myself (without the caramel blond additions) i bet she doesn't spend a fortune on her hair, quite the contrary



Subject: ET fingers?
Date: May 10 2006 03:51:20 PM
Author: modernape

what's with the abnormally long fingers? has she got a job in the anal proctology dept at the hospital or what (I wish...) And that's the whitest black chick I've seen in a while (is that a WIG??), she's just been in the sun dudes, sigh



Subject: yessir.
Date: May 10 2006 03:01:12 PM
Author: yep...

i know this chick... she's a sweetheart. and totally unattainable.



Subject: hmmm
Date: May 10 2006 02:59:36 PM
Author: dtav

definately the most worthy DO since forever.



Subject: tee
Date: May 10 2006 02:54:10 PM
Author: cuddy

pharrel CAN'T skate. he started a skate shoe company called ice cream. they cost 200$ a pair. they have diamonds and dollar bill signs and ice cream cones printed all over them. ive always hated the neptunes, they ruined ODB



Subject: ...sneaker freak
Date: May 10 2006 02:16:08 PM
Author: not another...

has no1 noticed the kick ass nike safari's on her feet, they are sum proper sort after sneaks. this girl is wifey material!



Subject: mixed chicks got that good hair
Date: May 10 2006 01:30:15 PM
Author: tron

full black chicks have to spends hundrends on their hair or else it would be looking rough. that chick is probably mixed she has an advantage in the hair deparentment.



Subject: Too Cool For School
Date: May 10 2006 01:19:55 PM
Author: stilldiggin

Ha! That was at Phat Baby in NYC last week-i was there. Go to Sway every Monday night and you can see this girl up in there chillin' probably rocking the same tee...she pretty much wears that shit everyday! I ain't hatin' because i love the tee! (Its true; Pharell is an official fucking poser that can barely even kickturn!) I'm just saying...



Subject: jfowia
Date: May 10 2006 12:56:44 PM
Author: JS

i think it says pharrel can't skate



Subject: de-lish!
Date: May 10 2006 11:57:23 AM
Author: max passionfruit

she is a TREAT!



Subject: Girls
Date: May 10 2006 11:51:11 AM
Author: Black

Only because she looks like a white chick. And you know she spends a fortune on that hair anyway.



Subject: whoa
Date: May 10 2006 11:28:58 AM
Author: james

not much to say, except whoa. i'm now officially into black chicks.



Subject: .
Date: May 10 2006 11:28:01 AM
Author: .

Skate?



Subject: huh?
Date: May 10 2006 11:23:15 AM
Author: Willy Loman

pharrell can't what?



Subject: not
Date: May 10 2006 10:32:37 AM
Author: anorexic

she's supercute, and i bet she has a supercute booty in those baby blues too.



Subject: ...
Date: May 10 2006 10:28:27 AM
Author: howmanymany

this chick is tight.



Subject: .
Date: May 10 2006 10:12:49 AM
Author: .

yea this chick rules.



Subject: um
Date: May 10 2006 08:48:33 AM
Author: blake

yes yes yes yes yes



Subject: Hot stuff
Date: May 10 2006 08:45:31 AM
Author: Muff diver

The biggest DO in a long time - maybe ever.



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