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Comments:

Date: Jun 01 2008 11:14:48 PM
Author: born in the 90's

remember when people in kensington didn't spend hours in front of the mirror trying to attain that perfect layerd non-chalant hipster look?
i don't.



Date: May 19 2008 10:04:08 PM
Author: gretzky

Hey yankees, about that hockey, you fucking suck, and it shows in the scores. :/

You're fucking cut.

Don't ever come back to the world's. You've embarrassed yourself enough.



Date: May 10 2008 08:39:43 PM
Author: Sam

Canadians generally have a reputation of being cooler than Americans in the part of the world that isn't the U.S.



Date: Apr 26 2008 04:36:50 AM
Author: khunt

Ur all shit, every single one of you



Date: Apr 01 2008 12:50:25 AM
Author: eeek

a picture tells a thousand comments... i love the track suit in the background! classy



Date: Mar 27 2008 10:22:02 AM
Author: STAR SPANGLED SPANNERS

G,

Suck your balls dry? Since when did Canadians have balls?



Date: Mar 25 2008 08:12:32 AM
Author: nancy drew

Didn't vice originate in MTL?
Just for the record I'd rather fuck a Canadian.



Date: Mar 19 2008 08:53:38 PM
Author: ryann

How could I forget that Canadians are the ones running shit? Oh right, maybe it was because the Canadian below me just used the term "running shit." Really guy?



Subject: those who've posted on this
Date: Mar 14 2008 05:43:06 PM
Author: G

You're all fucking idiots. Mostly for stating ignorant assumptions as facts. How can you say the US is cooler than Canada? Are you comparing Wyoming to Montreal? or are you comparing San Fransisco to Nunavut? Neither Canada nor US is cool, we just fucking run shit. And if americans disagree, they'll regret it in ten years when they're sucking my balls dry to have some of my canadian natural resources. Take them? no chance, you guys havent won a real war since WW2.



Subject: ..
Date: Feb 13 2008 02:00:59 AM
Author: rob

Ya keep thinking canada sucks, thats good for us then we don't have to see stupid fucking americans...I mean ya its cold and not much to do....right...



Subject: milque
Date: Feb 12 2008 09:26:24 PM
Author: toast

this caption is actually fairly accurate. canadians always have something like a lip ring to ruin themselves.



Subject: Spy
Date: Feb 12 2008 11:02:42 AM
Author: I

Who the hell is beating on Canada's door to get a green car? Fuck send all the immigrants that want to go the States to Canada and see if universal health care works with 300 million people (and after living abroad no one goes "god I want to move to Canada!") Just face your beer sucks and so does your hockey



Subject: yankis
Date: Feb 12 2008 10:55:49 AM
Author: F GW's

Canada only exist because America lets it exist. Plus Congrats on your dollar....waht first time in 30 years.....and yes GW does suck but all this anti bush talk and American politics talks makes me wonder....why does every one care so much about what happens in America? It appears that Monica wasnt the only one sucking on Bill's cock so was the mouth of the world.....fags



Subject: Canada is slighltly more deffensive
Date: Feb 05 2008 06:59:26 PM
Author: smearboogy

wow, one little caption and canadians mention war , a week dollar , and being an arms dealer. you are officially slightly less cooler than the everyone in the world.



Subject: Lola dead at the Copa
Date: Feb 05 2008 04:30:47 PM
Author: subject you!

"HAHAHA GETTING ALL WORKED UP BECAUSE YOUR COUNTRY IS SHITTY. ITS JUST TOO COLD UP THERE, IT LEAVES YOUS GUYS TO OVERTHINK SHIT TOO MUCH. ITS CALLED INSANITY."

"Yous guys" ?
Want to try geography now Yank?
What are they teaching you in school these days, how to clean your crack pipe 101?




Subject: I think...
Date: Jan 30 2008 09:51:30 PM
Author: J

he is pretty damn cool.



Subject: buddha-man
Date: Jan 29 2008 12:53:07 AM
Author: youngblood

I don't give a midget shit where he's from...Know this: he has badass weed.



Subject: V.I.Piss-take
Date: Jan 23 2008 08:17:18 PM
Author: Maarlen Bierhat

Sometimes, i forget what's important. I want to call a DON'T, a DO; a DO, a DON'T. I want to defenestrate punctuation and grammar. So i throw one of these guys up then And seen shit fan hit that



Subject: canadians
Date: Jan 21 2008 05:31:15 AM
Author: anomolos

jesus christ, i'm american and i can't believe what blubbery pussies canadians apparently become because of a little joke. no wonder it's up to us to defend the hemisphere. man the fuck up canucks.



Subject: LOLA
Date: Jan 12 2008 01:30:46 PM
Author: US INHABITANT

HAHAHA GETTING ALL WORKED UP BECAUSE YOUR COUNTRY IS SHITTY. ITS JUST TOO COLD UP THERE, IT LEAVES YOUS GUYS TO OVERTHINK SHIT TOO MUCH. ITS CALLED INSANITY.



Subject: fuck off
Date: Dec 31 2007 12:08:43 AM
Author: lola

Nice one. Fucking idiot. So why are Americans cooler than Canadians? Is it because they have no health care? Or because they let bush in.....twice? Or is it because they've put they're stinking fucking nose into the business of other countries? But didn't Johnny Depp call canada, as a country, fucking dumb? Oh no, no sorry, no he called america fucking dumb. He called his own fucking country dumb.


Get the fuck other yourself.
Please. ( See us crazy igloo-livin'-in' maple syrup guzzlin' Mounties up here in freeeeezin' cold Canada are polite.....we also take the ti



Subject: z
Date: Dec 22 2007 11:41:24 PM
Author: joe canadian

mexicans suck



Subject: sensitive pony tails.
Date: Dec 20 2007 03:48:55 PM
Author: thursday

This is not a Canadian, it's a Kwebecker. Big difference. They love them their sensitive pony tails.



Subject: Spread the word of TRUTH
Date: Dec 14 2007 11:06:53 PM
Author: Christian Soldier

I AM GEORGE BUSH'S CHRISTIAN SOLDIER AND WE GONNA GET THEM MUSLINS CAUSE BIN SADDAM HUSSEIN BLEW UP THEM 9/11 TOWERS!

SPREAD THE WORD OF THE LORD AND RID THIS LAND OF ALL HEATHENS



Subject: wtf
Date: Dec 14 2007 11:00:30 PM
Author: american

health care
cheaper universities
no fuckhead GW
plus, their dollar is up!



Subject: fashion cents
Date: Dec 12 2007 03:01:00 PM
Author: BADick

it's always the small things that fuck Canadian's up, like the cheerleader tube socks and the 1997 Military-styled jacket--GET RID OF IT!!



Subject: dfh
Date: Dec 09 2007 11:52:37 PM
Author: nb

He would have been pretty cool in 1993, buy some new records man!



Subject: la la ;a
Date: Dec 09 2007 02:46:05 PM
Author: murmur

well... canada is pretty much suck-ville...
anyplace that births a bastard child like vice magazine must suck



Subject: Less cool? Phbt!
Date: Dec 07 2007 03:20:43 AM
Author: Snuffy

We're shipping out more of our old people to Florida as punishment.



Subject: Guys
Date: Nov 30 2007 08:15:48 PM
Author: D

To the Canadians posting comments here: why are you so enraged by this caption?? Being "slightly less cool" than Americans is still pretty freaking cool.

It's like being the second hottest girl in school. You're still really pretty, guys, you just ain't gorgeous. So dry those tears



Subject: hillar
Date: Nov 25 2007 11:05:18 PM
Author: love it

the only people that think america is cool are americans. the only people that seem not to know this are..... americans. Oh, P.S. the canadian dollar is worth more than yours now.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH /> rank you very much.



Subject: cool
Date: Nov 25 2007 09:12:23 AM
Author: eurotrash

since when are americans cool anyway?
everywhere outside US and A canadians are more welcome crowd than other north americans, believe me

you arrogant assholes



Subject: relax
Date: Nov 24 2007 07:05:14 PM
Author: ham sandwich

vice started in canada



Subject: cutie
Date: Nov 23 2007 06:53:19 PM
Author: Ronnie

who cares about canadians. he's a man and he's way cute. he looks just like a californian.



Subject: hate on
Date: Nov 23 2007 01:53:01 PM
Author: beth

apparently comments like that are foreplay for a big fat hate-on.

btw - cdns might have the rep of being slightly less cool in the states,
but in canada it is the yanks that are slightly less cool

go patriotism



Subject: Well, all this country bitchfesting...
Date: Nov 17 2007 08:42:37 PM
Author: Jeremy

certainly fulfills a few basic urges for some of us, but nobody addresses the fact that we'll be one country, soon enough.



Subject: k;;k
Date: Nov 17 2007 05:02:31 PM
Author: k;kk

"America has invented most things crucial to modern society."

That would be Germany sweetie, but thanks for playing.



Subject: ZZ
Date: Nov 07 2007 09:01:25 PM
Author: slapshot

Yep, the "what are WE vikings" should have given it away there, eh Hercule?



Subject: the guy who posted beneath
Date: Nov 07 2007 12:20:47 AM
Author: ZZ

is totally from canada



Subject: dick smoker
Date: Nov 06 2007 09:39:43 PM
Author: slapshot

Slap an American flag on your backpack and go for a little ramble around the world see the love others have for your wonderful, benevolent homeland, enjoy the new asshole you'll get torn. Oh, that's right, you don't have a passport.
Massacured, razed, pillaged? what are we Vikings? Thousands more countries? Jesus, Festus, get an atlas.
A chimp for a president and thousands dead is bad enough



Subject: Don't you realize?
Date: Nov 05 2007 08:23:13 PM
Author: Doke a Smick

I'm sorry guys. I've had this argument forever.
First of all, CANADA HAS DONE NOTHING FOR THE WORLD. EVER.

America has invented most things crucial to modern society.
Electricity, anyone?

Anyways, we do have a shitty president and are having a horrible war. But the world acts like they have done nothing. You guys have massacred, razed, and pillaged a thousand more countries than the US has.

Canada is a cheep knock-off of the US, but it's from France and Britain instead of China.



Subject: propaganda
Date: Nov 04 2007 11:15:59 AM
Author: homesnake

Peacekeepers? We used to be - Canada is now the 6th largest arms dealer in the world. I'm Canadian BTW



Subject: blah blah
Date: Oct 31 2007 01:43:19 PM
Author: mcandrews

you both suck, united statedians and canadians i hate you both, haha oh im mexican by the way :P



Subject: peace for all!
Date: Oct 29 2007 08:03:07 PM
Author: lovetheworld

baited!

come on, you guys.



Subject: damn it
Date: Oct 24 2007 11:43:56 PM
Author: S

you all take the fun out of everything. everyone sucks anyways. except the french.



Subject: U.S. eh?
Date: Oct 24 2007 10:14:58 PM
Author: slapshot

You allowed Shrub to be elected - twice.
Game Over.



Subject: gavin
Date: Oct 23 2007 03:23:03 PM
Author: not a canadian

judas.

stop complaining canadians. talent and coolness are not the same thing.



Subject: no one admires you
Date: Oct 23 2007 10:12:21 AM
Author: esteban

There is no canadian government. You asked permission from England to ratify your laws in parliament......in 1982. Want a laugh? Read the history of Canada and try to stay awake. The Queen of England is still the Queen of Canada. We even took hockey away from you.



Subject: fcukus
Date: Oct 23 2007 10:08:02 AM
Author: esteban

guy...you're quick to point out that you burned down our white house. no shit, we burned down your parliament and the entire fucking city with it! and we had like one eighth of the man-power you did and you queen or king backing us up. And you still weren't able to seal the deal by conquering Baltimore or New Orleans. You LOST. More than that, we weren't even beefing with you but with your British mummies and daddies. Don't try to school me on the War of 1812, halfwit.



Subject: Do the Can-Can
Date: Oct 23 2007 12:40:16 AM
Author: krab

My dollar could totally beat up your dollar!!



Subject: fcukus
Date: Oct 22 2007 11:35:34 PM
Author: turd(cntd)

And the world admires Canada because we are somewhat like America... just without the war-mongering, conspicuous consumerism, ramped capitalism or the corrupt government



Subject: turd
Date: Oct 22 2007 11:31:37 PM
Author: fcukus

First of all, we burned your (fist) Whitehouse to the ground after invading your country during that war. Only after this (known as "The Burning of Washington") was a peace treaty signed between the British Commonwealth (incl. Canada) and the United states. I don’t know what they teach you in your schools, but its bullshit. And what have we done for anybody in the last whatever many years? Are you kidding?! Read a book. Canada has been a leader in foreign aid policy for a very long time. No to mention the peace-keeping campaigns lead by Canada.
And the world admires Canada be



Subject: what!?!?
Date: Oct 22 2007 09:27:51 AM
Author: esteban

Stupid Canadian website cut me off.



Subject: quit hatin' ya jealous cannucks!
Date: Oct 22 2007 09:24:21 AM
Author: esteban

First off, I hate Trent Reznor's son. Asshole thinks he knows everything.

Secondly, kiss the ring, Canadians. The only reason people in other countries are happy to see you is because you're harmless and you'll buy stuff, so don't act like you go to Paris like you're the Prince of Peace or whatever. You have never had anybody mess with your country or try to kill your people, with the exception of us. And we won. WHOOBS! We're in a shitty war and have a shitty president, but what have YOU done for anybody in the last three hundred years? That's what I thought. Go back to liste



Subject: One Candian to some others
Date: Oct 21 2007 11:52:43 PM
Author: Driggs St.

Man Canadians get bitchy when they get dissed, they'd be cooler if they didn't...



Subject: bitch
Date: Oct 21 2007 12:00:55 PM
Author: rxytucfvbhin;jmk

canada owns MOTHAFUCK



Subject: americans
Date: Oct 20 2007 10:01:53 PM
Author: AdrianoOfTheAnnex

americans don't travel because they dont have passports.
what the fuck do they know about other countries? they just stay home, sit on the couch they bought at walmart, watch wheel of fortune on tv and eat their mc donalds take out.



Subject: pussy
Date: Oct 20 2007 09:05:08 AM
Author: jacob

AMERICA CAN EAT MY CUM FILLED PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!



Subject: boo
Date: Oct 20 2007 01:55:23 AM
Author: fcukus

The global community hates the untided states and americans... this is not a new development. Canadians on the other hand, are welcomed when they travle. Specially in europe. You may not think we're cool, but the rest of the planet sure does, and thas enough for me. And any country that would elect, and re-elect your shit-for-brains president, would likely have a shit for brains population. and it does!

btw, hows that war working out for you?



Subject: puhleez
Date: Oct 19 2007 02:42:54 PM
Author: redgreen

the reason why americans (or the rest of the world) think canadians aren't cool...is becuase you only take pictures of frucks from montreal. Western canada has the coolest places, people, and hottest chicks. f u



Subject: This is a Quebecker
Date: Oct 16 2007 03:33:20 PM
Author: Marky

Not a Canadian...



Subject: o mais oui
Date: Oct 15 2007 10:39:13 PM
Author: Fry Guy

You can keep your Alanis Morrisette & Bryan Adams, we'll keep the Velvet Underground & the Stooges... but Canada is cool, no doubt about it, way cool, I mean could I say that if it weren't true?

Cough...



Subject: AMERICA
Date: Oct 14 2007 09:52:30 PM
Author: AMERICA

GOD BLESS AMERICA



Subject: -
Date: Oct 13 2007 06:07:10 PM
Author: -

this caption embodies everything the rest of the world hates about america. there is this inherent attitude of superiority, when you have some of the shittiest places and people in the world. vice writers included.
every time I hear something like this I become a little bit more anti-american.



Subject: United K, United S
Date: Oct 13 2007 10:44:16 AM
Author: Hawkins

I'm British, I know Canadians are less cool, the awful bits of America and France.



Subject: .
Date: Oct 12 2007 08:25:35 PM
Author: .

i'm american, but if an american wrote this caption, i'd rather be canadian. the new caption writer is a shame to all americans. vice has truly lost its mind to permit this. fuck vice. fuck vice.



Subject: Its like rednecks and asians
Date: Oct 12 2007 06:35:55 PM
Author: lou (AUS)

they all look the same to me.

He's wearing too much synthetic fabric but seems a nice chappy



Subject: ahem
Date: Oct 12 2007 02:22:30 PM
Author: too drunk to fuck

bro / ma , whoever wrote "Canadians don’t understand where they get the reputation of being slightly less cool Americans because they are slightly less cool Americans" can fucking eat shit and die. fuck america and fuck you. ps im canadian.



Subject: canadians
Date: Oct 11 2007 10:51:35 PM
Author: stoops

cool canucks keep on the extreme d.l. no one knows we're here, not even us.



Subject: kanata
Date: Oct 11 2007 07:40:25 PM
Author: sophie eh

the only thing i was proud of when it came to being canadian was that we weren't overly proud patriots. unfortunately, you overly proud canadian patriots below there defending your nation have made those of us who were actually only slightly less cool americans look like really uncool americans.



Subject: ontario
Date: Oct 11 2007 05:23:05 PM
Author: toronto

ontario is cooler than u.s.a and canada



Subject: rosenpenis
Date: Oct 11 2007 11:44:39 AM
Author: morty

ankle socks are wicked dainty



Subject: Canucks rule
Date: Oct 11 2007 09:33:34 AM
Author: Fatts

K, so we Canucks may not be rated as the coolest globally, but at least the world loves us!
Can't say the same for our egotistical senseless neighbours to the south (that means you America)… and if that doesn’t make us cooler than them –well who gives a fuck
WE RULE!
HAHAH

Oh and this guy could probably kick the piss out of any of the pussy VICE writters...

Agree with someone above –VICE started in Montreal…
BUT We as a nation will NEVER be as bad as the USA… and the day we do become that bad is a sad day for all of Canada...



Subject: fat americans
Date: Oct 11 2007 03:34:00 AM
Author: stupid americans

at least canadians aren't dying of obesity.



Subject: USA! USA!
Date: Oct 10 2007 10:39:17 PM
Author: cheney

You know what's great about America? That we have shitty broken goverment, fat mid-western hateful hicks, needless wars, Crocs and torture and still manage to produce a sub-set of people who have culture by balls.



Subject: In Canada, milk comes in bags.
Date: Oct 10 2007 02:59:44 PM
Author: Mark

I like scrolling through the replies, reading all of the asshurt canadians trying to justify this douches shitty canada-wear.



Subject: Fuck you
Date: Oct 10 2007 02:37:52 PM
Author: Not nearly as fat or retarded

If you were actually cool you wouldn't have to tell anyone. We would know.

And, even if that were the case, I'd rather have character anyway.



Subject: americans
Date: Oct 10 2007 01:58:45 PM
Author: oszar

americans are not cool there just culture rapist



Subject: wilfred
Date: Oct 10 2007 07:28:53 AM
Author: nibby

i think the bad grammer is their thing that they do.
like throwing up a little bit in their mouth or calling somebody a topical issue-tard-.
and then saying'a little help...please'
it's probably how those really annoying kids in those adverts where they have a trolley race in a shopping mall text each other.
i for one,am not LOLing


anyone up for a silly string showdown on the escalators by the way?



Subject: hard to be funny and smart
Date: Oct 10 2007 01:25:53 AM
Author: wilfrid laurier

Read that caption again. Does anyone see a grammatical problem there? Because there is one, you know.



Subject: don't do it
Date: Oct 09 2007 10:33:03 PM
Author: imadon't

That Denim is Ill



Subject: out
Date: Oct 09 2007 05:13:24 PM
Author: Phlemmy

These just suck.
No effort.
No humour just some brainless attempt at something involving two countries that was over before it began.



Subject: americancer
Date: Oct 09 2007 05:05:23 PM
Author: eltonbong at myspace

But americans think guns, coke and strippers are cool.
The fact that we don't care if we are cool or not is what makes us cool!! Right kids?? Right!??!?!?? sob....



Subject: Losers
Date: Oct 09 2007 12:36:05 PM
Author: Jenna

Who writes these? because honestly do you have a life? Im embarrassed reading them, so you should really be embarrassed.



Subject: chuck taylors
Date: Oct 09 2007 04:49:28 AM
Author: fuck haute couture

Cap. Obvious & matt, who gives a crap that everyone wears them? Not me. I'm not over 40 or even over 30 or even over 26 and I know that Chucks are fucking crap shoes. No they are not durable matt, unless you consider a life-span of eight months durable. You can't do anything in them. You can't just up and decide to walk in the grass in the rain or take a shortcut off the beaten path in a park. They have no arch and your feet are constantly soaked. If you kick something you'll break a toe.

FUCK CHUCKS!!!!



Subject: americans
Date: Oct 08 2007 11:47:55 PM
Author: legal tender

well since americans are the best, and canadians are slightly less cooler, then british people slighty less cool candians, and french people just gay.



Subject: kelehe
Date: Oct 08 2007 10:27:07 PM
Author: spencer

FREE HEALTHCARE



Subject: ...
Date: Oct 08 2007 09:45:12 PM
Author: ...

Those raybans are so hip.



Subject: O
Date: Oct 08 2007 08:35:18 PM
Author: I

anyway I think is handsome!!



Subject: americans
Date: Oct 08 2007 08:33:29 PM
Author: dweeb

all the really cool americans used to be canadian. and all the other really cool americans used to live in canada.



Subject: Canada
Date: Oct 08 2007 07:49:48 PM
Author: NCF

No matter how lame Canada might or might not be, canadians can at least take an enormous amount of comfort and pride in the fact that you have BLASPHEMY. Beat that.



Subject: w/e
Date: Oct 08 2007 07:40:36 PM
Author: matt

yea a lot of kids wear converse but there good shoes, durable and comfortable, and this guy doesn't look like too much of a tool. id make it a do. but fuck those aviators. Im so tired of seeing everyone where them.



Subject: Canadian
Date: Oct 08 2007 06:07:28 PM
Author: Poo-ride

Yeah, Canadians invented Vice. That's how uncool Canada is.



Subject: mr. rational
Date: Oct 08 2007 05:16:22 PM
Author: paddym

The foto is from Ontario, my boy. the 'olg' logo, english before french (and an english advertisement) all point to this. MAn do I feel like Encyclopedia Brown...



Subject:
Date: Oct 08 2007 04:56:31 PM
Author:

hahahaha oh come on, tokyo police club was just the canadian version of test icicles. the only thing they were good at was fooling people into thinking they werent just another shitty scene kid band. get over yourself.



Subject: yo
Date: Oct 08 2007 04:54:41 PM
Author: bigup yoself

Vice was MADE IN CANADA






Canada is just as evil as the U.S. --maybe more so even, maybe.



Subject: do
Date: Oct 08 2007 04:43:36 PM
Author: stef

this guy has a casual dress style that makes me feel comfortable as a woman.. the fact that he isn't some perfectly dressed metrosexual and is probably wearing a jacket because he lives in CANADA.. i don't know, i would make this a DO...





Subject: ...
Date: Oct 08 2007 03:19:02 PM
Author: bolo

anyone who thinks wal-mart isnt cool has never been there after 2 am...
converse are for crips or old punk rockers...
(the old punks should wear the crips hand me downs)
trailer parks are not sound real estate investments...
i will name my daughter Antithesis...
or maybe Aquafina...



Subject: Canada might be gay...
Date: Oct 08 2007 02:56:19 PM
Author: Ben

But gayness is hot.

Just ask your girlfriend.



Subject: TO: tae tae ali khan
Date: Oct 08 2007 01:55:38 PM
Author: RILWAN K

You must be a douchebag if you don't like Tokyo Police Club... And no, don't reply back, don't try to fight it. Don't Deny it. Just say to yourself, "all this time I have wasted my life paying attention to Vice, when I should have been watching ESPN getting my douche on."



Subject: pproof
Date: Oct 08 2007 01:07:15 PM
Author: tae tae ali khan

"The Besnard Lakes, Stars, BSS, CHROMEO, Apostle of Hustle, Arcade Fire, Boys Night Out, The Dears, DOA 1979, Final Fantasy, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Hot Hot Heat, The Meligrove Band, Tokyo Police Club, Metric, Pride Tiger, Shapes and Sizes, Attack in Black, Sharon, Lois & Bram, The Weakerthans, You Say Party! We Say Die!"

No further proof needed, Canada is gay.



Subject: just go away renee ...
Date: Oct 08 2007 12:55:54 PM
Author: mr rational

you hipsters are ALL missing the point, the point being: he's not a goddamned canadian, he's a goddamned queeb! and when i see a fanciful little french canadien fuck like this fellow, i think to myself: let them separate! but do us a favor eh, johnny tabarnac, leave us the lovely ladies of montreal before you go. oh, and take all the queebs out of tofino with you, too. if i have to see one more hippie living under a canoe i swear to bonhomme carnaval i'm gonna shit crepes ...



Subject: These fags below me
Date: Oct 08 2007 12:43:15 PM
Author: Cpt. Obvious

"Chucks are not shoes....kill yourself...blah, blah, blah"
What the hell is wrong w/ sneakers??? Just because you guys are 40+ doesn't mean the rest of us can't enjoy them. Chucks aren't aesthetically pleasing? As compared to what....dunks, wingtips, crocs, adidas??? "Ohhhh everybody wears them, they're so lame!!" What a bunch of shit! They're cheap, versatile and readily available at any shoe store...what are you complaining about??



Subject: the inevitable
Date: Oct 08 2007 12:38:52 PM
Author: cutoff

haha i always have a hearty laugh when i see a comment that is clearly breaking into a 12 paragraph essay on culture but has been abruptly cut off by the filter. it lifts my spirits to know that the internet can be coded to do what the world should automatically. which is cut you the fuck off

To clarify



Subject: poster called "chuck"
Date: Oct 08 2007 12:35:01 PM
Author: fuck haute couture

chuck man, I think I love you... CHUCKS ARE NOT REAL SHOES. Do like the man said and either throw them out or die.

And um... not to spoil the party, but while Americans might have "invented cool" as one poster noted, I think we also came up with trailer parks, Wal-Mart, NASCAR, and many many other things that are antithesis to cool.

They can't all be gems.



Subject: taylor
Date: Oct 08 2007 12:25:23 PM
Author: chuck

Chuck Taylor shoes are never acceptable; they are totally babylizing to all who wear them. Unless you're 12, or you're wearing the ones that are all one tone(those ones are gay too, the form is just so displeasing, but slightly less gay then the two tone ones) don't wear them. I really don't know how this mass hypnosis has caused so many poor aesthetically challenged people to fall victim to this trap, but please kill yourself now or throw them out.



Subject: pants?
Date: Oct 08 2007 12:00:22 PM
Author: Roxanne

If he were wearing real pants instead of horrible Gymboree cut-offs, this would be tolerable. As it is, his legs are grossing me out.



Subject: ___
Date: Oct 08 2007 11:39:03 AM
Author: lola

he's trying to be cool and he's not, but he's hot so thats cute.
i like him.



Subject: hey dumbass
Date: Oct 08 2007 11:29:46 AM
Author: Rob Morrow

Northern Exposure was set in Alaska.



Subject: ..
Date: Oct 08 2007 11:12:05 AM
Author: goosebumps

The Besnard Lakes, Stars, BSS, CHROMEO, Apostle of Hustle, Arcade Fire, Boys Night Out, The Dears, DOA 1979, Final Fantasy, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Hot Hot Heat, The Meligrove Band, Tokyo Police Club, Metric, Pride Tiger, Shapes and Sizes, Attack in Black, Sharon, Lois & Bram, The Weakerthans, You Say Party! We Say Die!

And to clarify, Canadians have to deal with the reputation of being less cool than americans not because we ARE, but because (canadian?) jerkoffs love to remind people of the stereotype every once in a while. The USA has about 300 million people, 20% of



Subject: but
Date: Oct 08 2007 10:39:29 AM
Author: when

did they spraypaint the border?



Subject: meese
Date: Oct 08 2007 10:10:37 AM
Author: hlstn

SELFISH CUNT : RYTHYM FACTORY : OCT 10



Subject: MOOSE
Date: Oct 08 2007 10:02:46 AM
Author: GRTH

Yea, but since South Park exposed this fact to them, they have improved with Peaches and Broken Social Scene. And Northern Exposure was funny.



Subject: Exactly
Date: Oct 08 2007 09:58:12 AM
Author: Skizz

"If he lost the jacket and had cut his shorts just above the knee instead of just below the knee, this would be just fiiine."

Exactly.... as he is, he's ALMOST as cool as an American.



Subject: Pride
Date: Oct 08 2007 09:26:14 AM
Author: Canadian

We Canadians also created Vice Magazine.



Subject: But
Date: Oct 08 2007 08:58:57 AM
Author: gfysd

If he lost the jacket and had cut his shorts just above the knee instead of just below the knee, this would be just fiiine.



Subject: cool
Date: Oct 08 2007 08:47:45 AM
Author: american

Americans invented cool. It's a fact.



Subject: JA RLY!
Date: Oct 08 2007 06:11:20 AM
Author: O RLY?

Canadians are LESS cool than Americans? Jesus, they really are fucked.



Subject: /a[q]1=/z
Date: Oct 08 2007 02:50:01 AM
Author: z/'a]1=`

wearing cutoffs hazard to lawns



Subject: huge asshole for gunt
Date: Oct 08 2007 02:47:37 AM
Author: hole

the guy in white his butthole
looks like lady in grey

Gunt



Subject: ...
Date: Oct 08 2007 01:51:53 AM
Author: bolo

hes the canadian kid rock...



Subject: jakobi correction
Date: Oct 08 2007 01:24:54 AM
Author: jsd

if he took off the army jacket, got a shave, cut his hair (or at least not have done that lame middle-part), AND worn pants, he would have been fine. Yeah, funny how those things work



Subject: love
Date: Oct 08 2007 12:28:00 AM
Author: Jakobi

If he took off the army jacket, he'd be fine. Funny how those things work.



Subject: crit
Date: Oct 08 2007 12:27:45 AM
Author: peter

he should have gone more civil war & less urban surfer dude



Subject: fsck canada
Date: Oct 08 2007 12:22:55 AM
Author: hollywood_hillbilly

What the fuck is going on in the background? Is that Gavin's mom doing some weird lesbian mating dance? Boulderfist, were you on M-T?



Subject: WoW
Date: Oct 08 2007 12:03:27 AM
Author: Boulderfist

Ha his anlkes are calves are hot but his arms are cold loolololoploloololol



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