Date: Jun 01 2008 01:11:50 PM
Author: some dude
This guy is obviously gay as hell. Not to mention creepy as a mutherfucka.
Date: May 15 2008 09:04:20 PM
his eyes!!!!! those pupils make me want saturday night right now!
Date: May 08 2008 02:24:00 PM
sorry, but i only date pretty guys. beards a big fucking NO.
Date: Apr 10 2008 03:54:07 PM
so what if girls hate pretty guys. they don't care. if they're THAT pretty the sex is more about how much you'd rather be the one being fucked by yourself. think about it. and besides, somebody's gonna fuck him regardless. we know that.
Date: Mar 26 2008 03:55:52 PM
I know this guy. He's one of the nicest guys ever.
Date: Mar 10 2008 09:03:38 PM
damn it vice! stop trying to convince guys that they have to look like shit to get girls! You'll make all us chicks that like hot guys have to hit on pretty fags. do you want that???
Date: Feb 07 2008 04:18:05 AM
Only girls who are really insecure care about being the prettiest one in the relationship. I love pretty guys with nice hair, he just needs a t-shirt instead of the jacket and I'm good to go.
Date: Jan 11 2008 12:02:11 AM
surely the face is too long? not my kinda pretty
Date: Dec 29 2007 01:59:00 AM
I've seen him around. He lives in LA. Good looking guy in real life.
Date: Dec 11 2007 07:06:54 PM
he is super corny! He is lika a dressed up tortilla crisp!
Subject: my boyfriend
Date: Dec 03 2007 07:41:06 PM
Author: royale fatale
is pretty. and this is him. he IS actually my boyfriend. and very straight and very good in bed. he's actually making me a cranberry salad as we speak. he is a doctor. and a model. i'm pretty sure he's the best catch out there. don't be jealous.
Subject: smoke crack in the back
Date: Nov 06 2007 06:51:20 PM
also he's got late-stage HIV cheekbones
Date: Nov 06 2007 06:49:32 PM
fat and/or 12 year old girls love guys like this
Subject: hot men
Date: Nov 01 2007 07:05:51 AM
Sorry...the bulge has been noted, but I really can't make an accurate judgment of him until the cocaine wears off.
Subject: beards are gross, sorry
Date: Sep 11 2007 02:08:57 PM
i like my men pretty actually
Subject: haters (pt. 2)
Date: Sep 09 2007 06:32:15 PM
accord, you're women and you're all talk.
you guys are all fucking haters.
PS. afrika bambataa is the founder of zulu nation and one of the great pioneers of hip hop. you're retarded for not knowing that considering the label names you're dropping. do yourself a favor and learn the culture before you try dressing it. enjoy your SICK dunks.
Date: Sep 09 2007 06:30:27 PM
'girls dont like guys who are prettier than them' has to be the most tired and hypocritical statement ive ever heard. if this held any legitimate accord whatsoever you'd get off the computer, get over your insecurity bullshit and make sure you look prettier than him, which shouldn't be too hard considering hes got a dick. or you could accept the fact that there are good looking men out there that don't fall into what MTV and the mass media dub 'real men' (AKA bros) and be content with the fact that a guy like this will provide you with some good looking babies. but hey... it doesn't hold any
Date: Sep 07 2007 02:29:56 AM
Fuck the pretty men, girls do hate that shit.
Date: Sep 06 2007 02:27:40 AM
My boyfriend is super similar! Long hair, gorgeous face, thin. But much, much cuter, toned, and seriously packin' it. Wow, I miss him.
Vice, you just ruined my day. Now I'm all hot for the boyfriend but can't do anything about that for another four months... Sighhh...
Date: Sep 04 2007 03:30:24 PM
Evan Dando is looking thin as of late.
Date: Sep 04 2007 11:17:27 AM
He'd be fine if he'd only button up that
Subject: Are you kidding me!
Date: Sep 03 2007 06:38:58 PM
I see guys like this in the Hollywood clubs all the time, and every time I happen apon one of them I think to myself "If only I could go home to something that looked like that everynight"
If that happened believe you me, we would NEVER leave the bedroom!
Date: Sep 01 2007 06:09:33 PM
I know, tmi right..i just say it how it is..
Date: Sep 01 2007 06:07:52 PM
No, really look closely, from our view , right 'hand' pocket, there is a definitive rectangular box shape 'bulging' his jeans.
Im not jealous, btw, i am ,again, hung like a big ol' happy donkey...i cant wera any lycra shorts cause everyone starts calling me 'tripod'...go figure.
Date: Sep 01 2007 01:04:49 PM
U R JUST JEALOUS. I'd love to get brained w/ that horse meat he's packing down below.
Date: Aug 31 2007 07:43:01 PM
sorry to rain on your parade but the 'collosal bulge in his pants' is actually a cigarette packet! He just does this to enhance his less than generous actual frank & beans.
Date: Aug 31 2007 11:16:41 AM
Jiu-jitsu. WOW He MUST be good in bed. Yeah well I've been dating a white football player that just got cut by the Pittsburgh Steelers. Now I have to figure out what to do with his unemployed, never studied in college, has been honky Wonder Bread ass. I'd do just about anything to wake up one morning and be over this insidious addiction to dumb white meat.
Date: Aug 31 2007 05:00:27 AM
Author: fuck haute couture
My "nerdy" ass boyfriend, why, because he wears glasses? Believe me, at 6'1" and 95 kg with a classic A-shape, my long-time jiu-jitsu student boyfriend could flatten this wimp with a flick of his well-toned shoulder.
Not that he would, because he's a sweetie-pie and loves people. If wearing glasses and looking friendly is all it takes to make one look like a pussy in your eyes, you need to get out more.
Date: Aug 30 2007 02:53:48 PM
Author: but no thanks
i'm not into fags with mediocre style.
Date: Aug 30 2007 01:56:18 PM
Subject: long hair is sexy
Date: Aug 30 2007 01:20:26 PM
i'd do anything and everything to him.
Date: Aug 30 2007 01:12:44 PM
anyone see that Planet Unicorn episode where they get in a fight over Top Model?
"you do not have a fresh face."
Subject: Fuck Haute Couture
Date: Aug 30 2007 12:53:43 PM
u r lying. i seen that nerdy ass white boy y0u dating on your myspace with those pictures you got. this man is the upgrade. fantasize in your womanly domain.
Subject: well, ick.
Date: Aug 30 2007 12:06:41 PM
Author: fuck haute couture
I don't care what any of these hoes say, Mr. Lint. I wouldn't let this guy near my vagina if he had a ten foot pole.
But I'm glad the rest of the ladies of the world want him. That leaves more real men for me.
Date: Aug 30 2007 11:51:53 AM
Date: Aug 30 2007 09:50:59 AM
Author: the colors duke
"This dude's color scheme is all wrong?"
That's paraphrased anyway, and I don't know if this guy is a do OR a don't but I can't believe anybody even just fucking said that. Gay gay gay gay.
Date: Aug 30 2007 08:27:24 AM
i don't mind it cos they spend the duration of conversation being a goof out of pretty-guilt and they spend extra facetime on you meanwhile HI I DON'T CARE.
Date: Aug 30 2007 05:36:15 AM
"He doesn't look like a male model... you know nothing about male models."
Can we picture the guy who wrote this, saying it like an angry Karl Lagerfeld who doesn't get the joke in the first place?!?
(cause he dates male models for a living)
Date: Aug 30 2007 03:49:09 AM
Hedi Slimane wants to slap you Gavin.
Subject: HOW TO TELL IF IT
Date: Aug 30 2007 03:48:01 AM
Author: IS ACTUALLY A GUY
typing in CAPS = ass
Subject: Not style, class.
Date: Aug 30 2007 02:34:57 AM
She doesn't have to imagine. And yes, she does.
Subject: ***you just like his style***
Date: Aug 30 2007 02:01:06 AM
Author: fuck haute couture
******HOW TO TELL IF A GUY'S ACTUALLY GOODLOOKING******
*imagine him in a jogging suit and ball cap
*imagine him ten years from now
*imagine him with advanced male-pattern balding (i.e. "moonhead")
*imagine laying under him after he'd worked hard all day and sort of had B.O.
if you still wanna fuck him after contemplating all those situations, he's still hot.
This guy ain't.
Date: Aug 30 2007 01:18:31 AM
I'm a hot babe.
The guy below me.
Date: Aug 30 2007 12:09:31 AM
Vice hates hot (faced) guys.
Do we have to get fat to balance it out or something? Or are we just not welcome in your hipster culture and we should go back to being preppie jocks?
Subject: I'D let him shine my shoes
Date: Aug 29 2007 11:19:23 PM
WOW. The bulge in his pants is pretty colossal. It looks like an AK-47. I bet he's one of those guys that always thinks he's going to look "normal" in pictures, but no matter how hard he tries, he ends up looking kinda demented. He's like, "Fuck! I'd be hot if I could lose the bugged out eyes and look all smoldering and what not."
Subject: he's hot
Date: Aug 29 2007 11:12:38 PM
i'd let him eat my pussy for hours.
Date: Aug 29 2007 10:51:35 PM
i think hes cute as hell. i like those v neck shirts on guys. id give him all kinds of sex booooyawwww
...assuming hes not gay
Subject: Times two?
Date: Aug 29 2007 07:43:41 PM
this dude's been in do's and don'ts before... wearing the exact same thing, so it's probably from the same night. or maybe i'm going fucking crazy.
Date: Aug 29 2007 07:43:38 PM
Author: French Che
He doesnt look like a male model... You know nothing about male models. Plus, jealousy is a dont. He just has that douche face
Date: Aug 29 2007 07:24:50 PM
he's the kinda douche that gets laid for about 18 months straight then all the people around him grow up and chill out about jackets and hair and jaw lines ect and he turns up at a party and says something about a dumb record played by idiots and the rest of the room look at each other and roll their eyes in a "oh THAT guy" kinda way.
Date: Aug 29 2007 07:24:40 PM
Author: RILWAN K
Truly I prefer Africa Bambaataa hats, Alife t-shirts, Evisu jeans, and some sick UNKLE dunks. Although I have no clue who Africa Bambaataa is (he's like some famous guy, right?), or how to pronounce Evisu (I thought is was pronounce "EE-VEE-SOO"), or even know who UNKLE is (Oh yeah, I love UNKLE, he had that one rap song that was on the radio for a while, right?)
That's what all you Hypebeasts are screaming...
Date: Aug 29 2007 05:46:49 PM
Terrible jacket - who does he think he is - michael jackson?
That cleaveage and t-shirt-thing looks way gay. He shaves his chest. He dyes his hair. Does he actually look that good?
Anyways terrible, just terrible.
Date: Aug 29 2007 05:19:34 PM
Author: RILWAN K
Woah, it's not that I care he has long hair, I just think it looks ugly, my bad for speaking my mind, it's just an opinion. Also, in my opinion I think Ted is a long-haired douche...
Date: Aug 29 2007 05:07:08 PM
Iggy Pop sure cleans up nice.
Date: Aug 29 2007 04:52:03 PM
Author: steve van zandt
girls dont like big dicks either, thats for fags.
girls like credit cards, and thats it.
Date: Aug 29 2007 04:38:11 PM
Regardless the guy still gets done a lot I'm willing to wager.
Date: Aug 29 2007 04:02:21 PM
i dunno, i'm preettty sure i would wanna tap that barring that he didn't seem totally lame once i met him in person.
and some people carry off long hair STILL.
Subject: dubble dribble
Date: Aug 29 2007 04:02:06 PM
I got no beef with the critique, but shit, isn't this guy a repeat?
Date: Aug 29 2007 03:56:33 PM
how is this a don't? he looks like a young roger waters. i would suck his cock for hours.
Date: Aug 29 2007 03:47:41 PM
can we stop with the a.a. tees open to the middle of the chest? are you all really into looking like gay pirate? the color scheme on this clown is horrible, but if he wants to have long hair, who fucking cares?
Date: Aug 29 2007 03:45:17 PM
i once had a boyfriend that was prettier than me...they are the best kissers ever, so seductive like if you were kissing a woman hahahah is that weird
I MISS HIM NOW!!!
Date: Aug 29 2007 03:38:23 PM
looks it's the fashion police: "a guy can only sport long hair if he is completely macho." who the fuck makes up retarded rules like that? by macho, you mean a closet fag meathead? and steve aoki is "completely macho"? i call bullshit. this guy probably gets lots of pussy/ass/oral.
Subject: I think...
Date: Aug 29 2007 03:00:27 PM
Author: RILWAN K
I think long hair is pretty lame now... Besides a guy can only sport long hair if he is completely macho, like if he's a Heavy Metaller, or Steve Aoki or something. Long hair isn't for everyone. But his outfit isnt bad if that's what your trying to say...
Date: Aug 29 2007 03:00:08 PM
Date: Aug 29 2007 02:59:42 PM
totally hit that, alright?
Date: Aug 29 2007 02:49:30 PM
so fucking hot.
gavin is jealous, clearly.
Date: Aug 29 2007 02:44:19 PM
he is clearly gay
Date: Aug 29 2007 02:40:13 PM
did you guys just flip a coin with this one?
Subject: Romance novel
Date: Aug 29 2007 02:17:58 PM
It's Fabio's unknown younger brother.
Subject: hear this...
Date: Aug 29 2007 02:09:13 PM
speaking of big d!ck, from his expression it looks like this guy just got one up the ass. Hey, if it's good enough for Sen. Craig (R-IDAHO), its good enough for this Sebastian Bach wannabe.
Date: Aug 29 2007 02:08:10 PM
Nice and long throat, for the slitting...
Date: Aug 29 2007 02:02:45 PM
He'd be hot if he had short hair.
Which, I suppose, lends credibility to your argument(as I am a lady).