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COMMENTS BY ZEROTRANSFAT

On 2009-08-04 21:02:13, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
terry’s flaccid schlong totally could’ve been covered by a single T4.
On 2009-07-09 15:59:42, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
these slightly pervy make-shift camera shots are totally fucking amazing. jesus christ what a GENIUS
On 2009-07-09 15:58:30, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
hahaha hands down one of my favorite captions. the dud eon the rights got the late 70s, early 80s manchester brit look down.
On 2009-06-30 17:01:22, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
20 bucks to hold him over for a day or two...i’m far too familiar with that scenario
On 2009-06-30 10:10:20, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
at least slip the poor dude a dollar or something for becoming a stupid photographic subject, asshole.
On 2009-06-25 14:38:52, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
FOB: Fresh Off the Boat
On 2009-06-25 11:34:38, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
hahaha this is hilarious. i can explain the "hot" girl with loser in 3/4 pants: these two are FOBs. Korean FOBs to be exact. i know this because i’m korean and this is how they dress (and do their hair)and that guy is also modeling the FOB look for men. chances are he’s got flip flops on and either a corny fucking abercrombie and fitch hat or a played out trucker cap. oh and sorry to burst your bubble, but these FOB chicks tend to be butterfaces.
On 2009-06-23 12:12:15, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
this guy looks like an old johnny depp who’s popped one too many painkillers. oh and his fly’s open
On 2009-06-23 12:07:47, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
i actually don’t remember that scene but now i’m thinking "thank god". these douchey mcdouches are definitely from europe with their fucking kanye blinds on
On 2009-06-23 10:13:48, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
this is what happens when you try to bike with jeans that big.
On 2009-06-18 10:13:00, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
i know it’s a joke and all, but this joke is not funny. and whatever justification you have to put this in the Do’s is nullified by the fact that he has this shaq look on his face
On 2009-06-12 18:05:11, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
girl looks so fucking vulnerable in that first picture.
On 2009-06-12 18:01:49, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
bollocks bollocks bollocks...
On 2009-06-12 17:53:37, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
forget caroline. where’s the renata episode?
On 2009-06-12 17:43:57, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
what the fuck is a hipster now anyway? why are people still using that word? jesus christ, it’s been twisted and redefined and fucked with so much that nobody can define what it is anymore.
On 2009-06-12 17:27:21, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
yikes, talk about a shitty start to an even shittier night
On 2009-06-12 17:24:33, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
the dude with the snake...where have i seen him before???
On 2009-06-12 17:21:54, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
my eyes start at the top of her boots and continue to trail up towards her skirt. then they go back down towards the top of her boots and then continue to trail up towards her skirt. then they go back down.....
On 2009-06-12 17:18:40, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
"fart and stuff"

what a bummer. i always thought they talked about boys and had pillow fights in their underwear.
On 2009-06-12 17:15:00, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
eyes like his get submitted to the Do’s and Dont’s
On 2009-06-09 12:17:09, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
i like how they put a men’s swimsuit on julia.
On 2009-06-01 12:12:45, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
what the fuck does that say? it looks like it says "BOJI," which means pussy in korean.
On 2009-05-28 12:05:55, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
@place
yeah, i think so. she looks like an upright fucking daddy long legs.
On 2009-05-28 10:40:40, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
what the hell is that white string wrapping around her neck to her pants? looks like ghetto suspenders
On 2009-05-21 15:38:49, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
i gotta agree with montreal dude in terms of weather. i don’t necessarily like the cold but i like change. i like having my 4 seasons.
On 2009-05-21 13:07:49, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
i wonder if all the brazilian fighters in UFC and Pride go through oscar’s showfight
On 2009-05-21 12:49:51, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
she looks like one of the spice girls but from australia
On 2009-05-21 12:45:07, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
she looks like the twisted sister of this girl: www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=1815
On 2009-05-21 11:39:11, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
hmmmm the caption for this photo was surprisingly lame. it started off well, but built up to nothing.
On 2009-05-18 15:43:38, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
"You can rest when you are blessed, and you are blessed when you are dead."

i was born into christianity. my parents are hardcore religious but me, not so much. the quote above? that’s the kind of shit that pisses me off. I get angry when I see shit like that. the kid’s parents piss me off and the kid pisses me off for not going against it and questioning anything.
On 2009-05-12 12:13:38, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
oh i get it, she’s wearing the jacket to take unwanted attention off her existance
On 2009-05-11 12:05:29, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
any city in europe? try any city in asia. this is a typical family outing
On 2009-05-07 14:15:14, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
yeah, that movie white noise? that was just that, static and noise. nothing else.
On 2009-05-07 13:44:26, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
wow the guy on the left has an incredible resemblance to ian curtis from joy division.
On 2009-05-07 12:10:16, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
Anonymous, on May 7, 2009 wrote:
jonesin for his next gerber’s fix

growing up for him is like switching from apple sauce to split peas and carrots
On 2009-05-05 18:01:24, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
wow imagine if people had faces on their torso and no head. no, nevermind that’s not cool
On 2009-05-05 12:23:58, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
man, that piece of dome right there looks soooooo fucking kickable...
On 2009-05-05 12:19:49, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
i find shit like this very hard to believe. no wait, not hard to believe but just plain old bullshit.
On 2009-05-05 12:03:38, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
@captain cheesepuff

yes indeedy. you couldn’t be any more spot on with that statement. ugh.
On 2009-05-04 16:24:35, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
lost city of atlantis? so they finally decided to build it huh? holy fuck, that photo looks fake.
On 2009-05-04 12:58:01, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
harajuku hanging on any given night
On 2009-05-01 14:59:57, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
the great thing about this particular ’do’ is that it makes you really wonder if those tits are actually hers. i’m trying to put them into perspective
On 2009-05-01 14:46:50, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
time and time again, i’d come across one, maybe two, good Doom tracks which made me wanna look into him a bit more and try to understand why so many white kids with an MPC and keyboard wanted to be like him. but yanno what? still don’t get it.
On 2009-04-28 12:32:01, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
i always pictured tinker bell to be kinda hot if she were a human. i guess i was mistaken.
On 2009-04-23 12:23:42, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
nice try, but you can’t pass that off as pussy. sometimes two ’ginas are NOT better than one.
On 2009-04-23 10:24:35, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
yeah that’s right guys, suck it up. the sooner you accept the fact that certain groups of people look better with certain looks, the sooner you’ll get over yourself.
On 2009-04-21 16:01:20, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
get a load of this fucking hipster.
On 2009-04-21 15:59:27, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
Anonymous, on Apr 17, 2009 wrote:
Vice Sucks

Express Yourself any way you like.

You will be old one day if you are lucky...then you will join the dead like billions that came before you.


jesus, dude. if you’re so pissy about this then i’m just gonna assume she’s your mom.
On 2009-04-21 12:15:27, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
wow, can you be any more outlandishly gay? jesus man, we get it. the RIP YSL canvas tote, the spandex shorts, and the blazer with nothing under? if you’re trying to send a message, the message has been sent a long time ago buddy. and as for his friend, fuck nevermind. don’t even get me started
On 2009-04-20 14:40:14, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
the illustration with the isolated brain connected to the monkey would make a great album cover
On 2009-04-20 12:25:42, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
i like christmas. i think it works just fine! think about it, you could keep the name legally as christmas, but if he/she doesn’t like it (chances are he/she won’t) then they can simply go by "chris" just like mommy and daddy! aww
On 2009-04-20 12:03:37, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
hiroki lives with his mama who wakes him up, feeds him, wipes his ass, and dresses him. hiroki is 35.
On 2009-04-20 11:27:18, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
yanno, as a kid growing up watching GI joe, i always thought that laser guns would be no problem, considering how everybody was shooting laser from their guns instead of bullets
On 2009-04-07 16:40:55, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
are they at a strip club? if that’s the case, together, they can be quite the efficient pair. one eye on the titties and the other on the soccer game. multitasking is key.
On 2009-04-03 13:40:33, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
ahhh hahaha gotcha
On 2009-04-03 13:36:53, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
i got so many shirts with trees and smiths on them you wouldn’t believe.

everybody and their mothers own a smiths tee. i’m on a quest to find the rarest of the rare. if you have one lemme know.
On 2009-04-02 15:23:32, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
that’s what happens when you don’t drink your milk kids!
On 2009-03-30 16:59:36, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
i can’t even begin to think of what he must smell like. from his shitlocks to the putrid smell of various amphetamines oozing out of his shit-filled pours. yuck
On 2009-03-30 16:35:25, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
whats great about new york is that, everything you see here on the global trends, whether it be copenhagen, tokyo, brussels...etc you’ll see here in new york. it’s not simply just limited to one particular look.
On 2009-03-27 15:15:45, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
the stripe shirt girl’s got thighs so thick she’ll crush your skull if you don’t eat her right.
On 2009-03-27 14:38:26, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
thomas looks like he’s wearing one of those full body pj’s from back in the day.
On 2009-03-27 14:35:53, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
the chick with the D cups looks a little too sports illustrated for this bit. but shit, i’m not complaining.
On 2009-03-27 13:17:41, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
man if people really dressed like that in copenhagen, everyday must seem like a walk back in time. it almost makes me wanna go hunt for dinosaur fossils or look for king tut’s grave
On 2009-03-26 14:32:03, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
wow stockholm is pretty awesomely bad. both the girls and guys dress like their actual rating. the girls a 5 and dresses like a 5. and the guys a 2 and dresses like one too. supposedly it’s all about keeping up to par in sweden
On 2009-03-26 14:24:14, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
south koreas always been extremely good at bootlegging clothing, but of course you’ll get the occasional few that are just ridiculous. i’ve come across plenty in the past such as, "tonne hilfigier," the all-american french canadian designer
On 2009-03-26 13:08:35, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
god, she makes me wanna fight for women’s rights.
On 2009-03-23 15:46:18, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
this guy is your bestfriend. you might not know it or realize while you’re hanging out with him (probably because you’re laughing so hard), but the minute he walks in the door with a huge fucking case of sliders you realize what you’ve been missing your entire life.
On 2009-03-23 15:28:11, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
this guy looks like he’s trying to look like those homeless hippie punks with their pet mutt begging for change.
On 2009-03-23 14:30:37, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
i’d have to quadruple that. yes, natural light is great. awesome shots!
On 2009-03-19 14:00:20, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
gotta hand it to em. the brits know class both young and old.
On 2009-03-19 13:27:39, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
take notes fellas. if you’re adamant about having sideburns you gotta have the ’do to have their back for whatever goes down.
On 2009-03-19 13:20:50, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
dakota looks like a red head. not sure if she really is, but i’d like to think so.
On 2009-03-17 13:54:59, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
damn check out those killer combat boots... bad fucking ass! hahaahahha
On 2009-03-17 13:52:22, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
is tilda swinton albino??? was never really sure...
On 2009-03-16 13:08:02, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
i dunno if it’s the darker hue in eye color or the shape and different characteristics of their face, but asian babies (yes that includes indians) can be so cute, it makes me wanna slap those little fuckers.
On 2009-03-12 13:29:51, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
i can’t help but wonder how much time and product he uses to make himself look so fucking stupid.
On 2009-03-12 11:16:16, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
must be on their way to united nations convention. you’ve got your korean, arabs, and malaysian all together in one place.
On 2009-03-03 17:15:27, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
looks like hillary swank and tilda swinton got caught at the mall buying amphetamines from some young teens so they run into hot topic got changed and got the fuck outta there.
On 2009-03-03 13:28:03, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
i bet these guys look nothing like this during the week.
On 2009-03-03 13:26:43, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
I’ve come to love odd and creepy photos. They leave an impression and capture the moment in time in all it’s raw, weirdness. historic photographs really do the trick in that particular aspect. if you take a look at old medical photography, how could you not be intrigued and at the same time be completely grossed out looking at a man with elephantitus, sitting on his own sack?
On 2009-02-26 16:04:28, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
everybody knows that the left side is not evil. pass that shit to the left because the right way is wrong.
On 2009-02-26 15:56:53, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
well, it’s a good thing he’s not still taking polaroids because he’d be shitouttaluck
On 2009-02-26 15:54:02, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
mickey rourke’s comeback and robert downey jr’s success is a great way to get kids motivated. It’s OK to dabble in a lil bit of smack and crack is NOT always whack.
On 2009-02-26 14:05:03, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
shit, there’s just too much to say about this. I don’t even know where to begin. fuck.
On 2009-02-26 14:03:37, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
i think the glasses make the look. without them it’d be a confused boner. glasses are like the MSG of awkward outfits. it makes everything that much more bonerrific.
On 2009-02-24 16:01:13, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
ah yes, and here’s the perfect example of "don’t get mad, get even" in its simplest form. take notes kids!
On 2009-02-24 14:40:20, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
he’s well on his way from being ashy to classy
On 2009-02-20 16:25:39, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
can someone explain to me why they’re called "punching bag balloons"?
i swear to god i’m having dejavu
On 2009-02-20 16:05:04, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
i have a funny story about shipping narcotics. a friend of mine in texas had easy access to all things fun. he packed up the goods and shipped em out overseas (where I was). he sent a peanut butter jar stuffed with a condensed 2 oz. of weed to me and another jar full of various pills to a friend of mine. cops in the country caught on and one of us got caught. hint: i got really really high that night.
On 2009-02-20 14:59:10, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
that wouldn’t be possible because everybody loves adopting asian kids.
On 2009-02-20 14:50:16, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
i don’t know. For some reason, i feel like he needs to shave his arms and legs to complete the look. anybody? no?
On 2009-02-20 14:44:14, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
this guy must’ve been through a lot of shit in his life to come out looking like a smurf crack baby
On 2009-02-20 14:10:16, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
car nitrous tanks? holy fuck.
i remember the first and last time i did nitrous. it was with a computer duster can and we pretty much sucked it through the straw. almost immediately my tongue froze and by brain began pulsating like mad. nitrous stories anyone?
On 2009-02-20 13:19:32, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
that guy takes teabagging to whole other level
On 2009-02-20 13:13:41, zerotransfat, commented on this article:
staten islands always been that kind of like out-of-place kid who’s pretty much given up on getting anywhere in life.