whitney


is some dink from wherever that hasn't filled out his/her profile


COMMENTS BY WHITNEY

On 2009-11-19 15:06:15, whitney, commented on this article:
this picture makes me want a pouch of big league chew.
On 2009-11-19 15:01:44, whitney, commented on this article:
it looks like you’re setting up a miniature aushwitz fence in your front yard.
On 2009-11-10 12:00:17, whitney, commented on this article:
hairband made out of hair. i like.
On 2009-09-29 10:58:38, whitney, commented on this article:
jared swilley could beat this guy’s ass.
On 2009-09-29 09:53:34, whitney, commented on this article:
when i first heard spike jonze was going to direct the film version i was so excited i had to go to a bar and take a shot. no kidding. i cannot believe it is about to be released. finally!
On 2009-09-16 12:15:51, whitney, commented on this article:
noooo! skunk punk!!!
On 2009-09-15 13:22:52, whitney, commented on this article:
so where is the best place to start with their work? i’m going to use this issue as a good excuse to learn more film geek knowledge.
On 2009-09-15 13:21:14, whitney, commented on this article:
maybe it is better to always be a bridesmaid if the alternative is marrying a guy like this with frosted tips.
On 2009-09-03 09:30:07, whitney, commented on this article:
just me or are her arms extremely long? seems like she could touch her toes without much trouble.
On 2009-08-19 13:47:10, whitney, commented on this article:
he does have one of the best pieces of facial hair on the globe. he missed the heyday of 70s relief pitchers. he would have fit in perfectly with that crew.
On 2009-08-19 12:08:03, whitney, commented on this article:
oh no! white panties with red silk dress!
On 2009-08-11 12:05:45, whitney, commented on this article:
i don’t think i would have noticed the cig if it wasn’t mentioned.
On 2009-08-10 16:11:32, whitney, commented on this article:
cupcake tug of war! ready set go!
On 2009-07-15 17:57:20, whitney, commented on this article:
i think you are mistaken. they have probably all been laid more than you were before you turned 20.
On 2009-07-15 17:56:21, whitney, commented on this article:
looks like he just let go of the rope but where is it?
On 2009-06-17 15:51:43, whitney, commented on this article:
i like how they are placed on mummy bleachers. that would be quite the audience to perform for.
On 2009-06-17 15:49:52, whitney, commented on this article:
how does james patterson get away with not writing his books?
On 2009-06-17 15:46:48, whitney, commented on this article:
one of the most disturbing articles i have ever seen in vice. i can’t believe i haven’t heard about this earlier.
On 2009-06-17 15:44:54, whitney, commented on this article:
i wonder if he considers the tanlines these will leave on their wearers.
On 2009-05-06 16:44:49, whitney, commented on this article:
i hope this isn’t all plugged into a single outlet! smokey would not be happy.
On 2009-05-01 16:12:59, whitney, commented on this article:
can’t leave people hanging like that. ghostsandstories.com/evp-recordings.html
On 2009-04-07 10:13:28, whitney, commented on this article:
ten millions buttons holy shit. i’ve never paid attention to buttons other than the huge ones on my mom’s holiday sweaters. those are the only ones that have stood out. i have a bad feeling i’ll now be much too aware of people’s fastening devices!
On 2009-04-03 10:39:56, whitney, commented on this article:
does the pope get his suits for free or do you charge out the ass since you know money isn’t an issue?
On 2009-03-24 10:40:31, whitney, commented on this article:
i like how the native american is spinning the scalp on his finger like a frisbee. that would be a weird sight seeing someone play frisbee with a head top. it’s probably not the most aerodynamic, but the remaining hair would be funny spinning around midair.
On 2009-03-12 15:51:34, whitney, commented on this article:
not sure your theory is correct. i know plenty of pussies begotten by pussies.
On 2009-03-02 12:15:32, whitney, commented on this article:
aww, he looks like a regular ol’ grandpa all happy on his phone. it always seems weird when normal people have such strange jobs. someone more jeffrey dahmer looking would fit better in my mind, but i guess it’s not really like that. still, he looks too normal/happy to be around dead bodies all week.
On 2009-02-25 18:57:32, whitney, commented on this article:
are they partying in one of those old timey photos booths with the powder flashes?
On 2009-02-25 18:52:16, whitney, commented on this article:
how’s that racist? the article says:
"Bred in the Camorra-ridden, corrupt, and generally all-round despairingly sad working-class underbelly of Naples"

is the author racist too?
On 2009-02-25 17:45:23, whitney, commented on this article:
i keep hearing more stories of mothers breastfeeding their children for longer than what has traditionally been accepted. i have to say it concerns me. the milk may be healthier, but at what point are you damaging the child pyschologically? i mean, some of these kids will definitely be able to remember this. i’ve heard of 8 and 9-year-olds still breastfeeding, which blows my mind.
On 2009-02-25 10:11:24, whitney, commented on this article:
what’s that tube going into the tub? something seems horribly wrong there. that’s way too large to be a catheter, right?
On 2009-02-23 12:18:54, whitney, commented on this article:
do they really enjoy the music? it almost seems like the town is rooting for one of their own to make it more than anything else.
On 2009-01-28 11:01:09, whitney, commented on this article:
probably trying to distract from his receding hairline. maybe he can get a graft from his legs.
On 2009-01-28 09:59:00, whitney, commented on this article:
doesn’t it sort of make sense that the girl killed herself when her cousin failed and ended up on life support? they lived very close to each other and he was just 15. they were probably very close.