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COMMENTS BY TURD TO YOUR MOTHER

On 2009-11-18 17:31:31, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
has anyone ever been lobe fucked before?
On 2009-11-18 17:30:41, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i could die a happy man if i heard her sing belle and sebastian songs with Rs where Ls are supposed to be.
On 2009-11-18 17:29:18, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
holy shit would i love to chili dog those knockers.
On 2009-10-30 15:46:32, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
who are all you complaining here? for all you know this is the coolest girl in town and not only is incredible in bed but also wakes you up the next morning with plans of rope swings and codeine.
On 2009-10-22 17:49:52, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
"Females don’t know anything about the sexual attraction of females."

and you don’t know anything about lesbians.
On 2009-10-22 17:45:40, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
and overall, malathion’s are quality. worry about yourself, noise.
On 2009-10-22 14:13:21, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
who’s patronizing? she looks great.
On 2009-10-22 12:38:40, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
what’s up with her other arm? looks almost jim abbott-y.
On 2009-10-13 16:00:36, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
if you hang out and never leave all-you-can-eat places are soooooooo worth it.
On 2009-10-13 15:58:07, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
holy shit do the sounds suck. what really perturbs me though is that ten years from now they will still be fucking girls like that on the right. fuck the sounds.
On 2009-10-13 15:57:13, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
she’s biting her lip. how difficult is that to see?
On 2009-10-13 15:51:47, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
whoa -> www.apartmentstudios.net/2009/01/29/die-antwoord/
On 2009-10-13 15:50:41, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
yes, i can dig it. can i ever dig it...
On 2009-10-13 15:49:51, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i was all "there’s no way this is in new york" and then low and behold there’s the mta map. fuck.
On 2009-10-12 13:26:34, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
this reminds me of a really shitty book i read called "the wrecking ball." don’t read it. this is way better.
On 2009-10-12 13:23:11, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i don’t know if they were married but they had a cooking (?) show together and it certainly seemed like they were knocking boots. sorry, trying to get in the ’94 mood there.
On 2009-10-12 13:22:12, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
hang in there, homos. in fifteen years you’ll be able to marry and divorce each other just like normal folks!
On 2009-10-12 13:21:27, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
he looks like the drum major for an all-piccolo marching band.
On 2009-10-12 13:19:13, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
look over your shoulder. if you’re lucky the joke of this issue is back there somewhere.
On 2009-10-12 13:17:30, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
oh, oj did it alright. he made her neck look like a yogurt container that you don’t quite pull the foil all the way off.
On 2009-10-12 13:16:21, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
ooooh, umbrella crutches!
On 2009-10-12 13:02:52, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
too late? how about too late to convince the next son otherwise?
On 2009-09-22 11:16:48, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
god i would love to see some of these.
On 2009-09-22 07:51:09, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
coffee pudding looks amazing right now. i’ll have some of that.
On 2009-09-22 07:50:33, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
plus when have you ever seen a lady hold a cigarette like sergeant slaughter?
On 2009-09-11 12:15:44, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
but once you get all that off her she’s still just a nerdy girl that’s into comic books and high-gravity beer.

on second thought, yeah.
On 2009-09-03 13:06:56, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
we’d have to figure out a way to leave the clothes on, but yeah.
On 2009-09-03 13:05:51, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
what do you call the fat bears in twinky fruit disguises?
On 2009-09-03 13:04:29, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i’m totally getting bizarro marilyn manson vibes from the thing on the left.
On 2009-09-03 13:03:33, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
even if the rest of his was the greatest shit since sliced bread i would still hate him for the hat. what’s with the alien/african/chef hats?
On 2009-09-03 13:01:43, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i could totally picture him riding one of those tricycle motorcycle things with lots of chrome piping and an american flag ripping through the wind.
On 2009-09-03 12:59:43, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
one of the reasons i do not contribute to save the children or any of those charities. they’re only going to grow up into one of these.
On 2009-09-03 12:04:17, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
okay, all you dicks out there that say shit about race and this and that and "oh if it was a black girl it would be a do!" blah de fucking blah...

here you go. argue this one. this would look like ass on a white chick, i don’t care how hot she was. please try and argue this FACT. you can’t, can you?
On 2009-08-24 17:37:41, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i wish she was riding it. can you imagine all that shit she’s wearing flapping all around? shit would be fucking glorious.
On 2009-08-24 17:36:42, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
easy, guys. these are veterans of the drug war.
On 2009-08-19 12:44:29, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
it’s like a "hey i’m an easy target!" advertisement.
On 2009-08-19 12:43:43, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
the mental image of his jizz running down his leg under the hose is already giving me nightmares.
On 2009-08-18 12:01:48, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
if you’re in amsterdam and you can’t find anything better to do than watch this then you are doing something seriously wrong.
On 2009-08-18 11:10:01, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
how did tarantino get in there?
On 2009-08-18 09:47:10, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
next to last. wet and clingy is a hot look.
On 2009-08-18 09:46:17, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i don’t know what’s happening here but i have a feeling the others in the room are crying laughing.
On 2009-08-11 08:39:51, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i remember way way back in the day when i used to want a pair of doc martens.
On 2009-08-04 12:03:49, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i know a couple just like this. i fucked the girl three times and he never found out.
On 2009-07-27 14:07:44, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
looks like he has some kind of get smart shoe weaponry.
On 2009-07-22 15:19:39, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
fuck sarin gas. fuck swine flu. this dude is my new hero. i bet he can make sticky rice with his eyes closed.
On 2009-07-21 17:35:29, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
he went to sva for cartooning. if he happened to get famous for a band i don’t like then so be it.
On 2009-07-21 13:54:30, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
YES!!!!!!!!!
On 2009-07-21 13:53:55, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i hope it wasn’t heat yoga or whatever the hell it’s called when they turn the thermostat up to 110 and do this. farts smell way worse in the heat.
On 2009-07-21 12:14:22, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
a square bottom tie and he’s not even wearing chucks. my faith in humanity is somewhat restored.
On 2009-07-16 13:09:01, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
a little too close for comfort in seeing kern’s package but goddamn is his wife hot. better here than the shot by kern i think. thank you harry for the strategically placed leg.
On 2009-07-16 12:14:47, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i won’t lie. part of his appeal is wanting to live like him and see what he sees. and guess what. it works.
On 2009-07-16 12:08:31, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
it has to suck looking just like jeffrey dahmer. long hair was a good try but this guy is fucked for life, or at least until he’s past 34.
On 2009-07-16 11:02:43, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
that’s totally his real hair.
On 2009-07-13 12:57:26, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
those fronts are sick. i like that you can’t see the rest of his face because this looks so evil.
On 2009-07-13 12:55:26, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i wish he had a trail of dinglebubbies
On 2009-07-13 12:54:11, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
do they have the height tape on convenience store doors in asia and if so, does it go all the way to 7 feet?
On 2009-07-01 16:39:14, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
the peek a bush surprisingly isn’t that bad. kern has a way of making things better than they really are.
On 2009-07-01 16:37:09, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
jesus i think the donkey just walked out of the exxon valdeez oil spill
On 2009-07-01 16:36:26, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
it’s guys like this’ sons that fight our wars so for that i’ll cut him some slack. carry on, everything-that’s-wrong-with-america.
On 2009-07-01 16:34:50, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
when hot girls wear overalls it makes me want to get all over them
On 2009-07-01 16:33:24, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
really hot? have you seen her legs? they’re like if a lady bodybuilder had her ideal body? she’s is gross.
On 2009-07-01 16:32:32, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
usually one less car doesnt make me think one less person.
On 2009-07-01 16:31:37, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
she’s gonna have bruises. bad bad bruises.
On 2009-07-01 16:31:09, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
good idea but it doesn’t work nearly as well if you’re shooting for salt and vinegar. things gets messy in a hurry.
On 2009-07-01 16:30:03, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
holy fuck what is this a wax museum for fat ugly people?
On 2009-07-01 16:28:03, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
he has eyeholes in his hood. can we find another island like australia to send all these people?
On 2009-07-01 16:27:09, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
yummy. it’s like if chloe sevigny had a hot face.
On 2009-07-01 16:26:17, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
can i do it? i’ll sashay like a motherfucker up there.
On 2009-07-01 16:25:34, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
it’s definitely hard to fathom the japanese side of the war. they had kamikaze pilots. that is insane.
On 2009-07-01 16:23:35, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
what a way to go. better than slim pickens at the end of dr. strangelove.
On 2009-07-01 16:22:37, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
what a weird cocktail of people, must be a mgmt show.
On 2009-07-01 16:21:25, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
he has to be top three in his town for people talking behind his back but never to his face.
On 2009-07-01 16:18:53, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
funny that the company chose this car since pussy is the only reason someone would ever buy it.
On 2009-06-16 08:02:25, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
"mekka lekka hi mekka heiney ho!!!!"
On 2009-06-16 08:00:50, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
he looks like a parking attendant at the international space docking station
On 2009-06-16 07:59:38, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i wish this was a cartoon so the door would close on a cherry and the elevator would start going up to the next floor and it would rip the dumb jacket right off his dumb ass.
On 2009-06-16 07:57:41, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
his head looks like how i like my snocones.
On 2009-06-16 07:56:18, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
why does the fire hydrant have meat hooks dangling?
On 2009-06-16 07:55:03, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
what kind of hardened criminal wants a lotus? no one has a lotus. that was the car you race in something like level 8 of rad racer.
On 2009-06-09 13:56:08, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i think there is a black hole where his dick should be.
On 2009-06-09 13:55:10, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
this guy needs a lice check for his eyebrows.
On 2009-06-08 16:32:02, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
what’s the french version of a dirty sanchez? filthy marcel?
On 2009-06-08 16:30:43, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
they’re getting ready to pull some muscles. hint - not their own muscles.
On 2009-06-08 16:29:33, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
the only way this could be better is if she had tiny windshield wipers on those badboys.
On 2009-06-08 16:28:46, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
now THIS is the fucker that should be wearing the fashion boys illusion jacket!
On 2009-06-08 16:26:32, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
can you get any more r. crumb comic looking in real life?
On 2009-05-26 12:55:33, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
pretty sure i saw this same thing on the spare tire cover of a ford aerostar van but i was a little distracted by the red, white, and green neon license plate frame.
On 2009-05-13 12:15:34, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
what big media is trying to sell this? i never see this kinda shit recently. not saying it’s a do, i think they look like crap the two on the left for sure, but this ain’t what big media is trying to sell. look at a magazine why dontcha.
On 2009-05-07 11:56:16, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i can think of several reasons to have three arms. road jerking and keeping hands at ten and two. extra awesome guarding skills in basketball. really fucking fast knitting. you know the trick where you have three cups and a ball under one? you could do that trick 50% better.
On 2009-04-23 17:16:21, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
peek-a-booty
On 2009-04-23 17:15:47, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
this is what happens when you move an indian somewhere not crazy after puberty. they start finding out about happy meals and the neverending story and hair dye and they never look back. the only good part is now she’s super slutty and her slit tastes like molasses.
On 2009-04-23 17:10:38, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
see, what you do if have the fistee only eat honey for three days. then when you get the shit spray on your waffles it tastes like honey with a tiny bit of nutty flavor in there too.
On 2009-04-23 16:42:46, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
your kid looks like an archipeligo, chris.
On 2009-04-23 16:16:30, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
hobo and homo chic finally converged
On 2009-04-21 09:05:27, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
the best part is she has never heard of jeremy scott.
On 2009-04-17 15:02:41, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i hope that somewhere in hell heath ledger is dressed up like the joker fucking the everliving shit out of a girl that looks just like this.
On 2009-04-17 14:44:52, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
the heads says man and the rest of the body says bloated body that washed up in jersey
On 2009-04-14 17:23:31, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
it wouldn’t shock me to see her pull out a crossbow and hit an arctic rabbit from 200 yards on her first shot. just for sport.
On 2009-04-13 11:49:17, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
for someone worried about living forever, he doesn’t take very good care of his plants. water! it’s the live fovever pills for plants!
On 2009-04-09 13:03:27, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i had masters of the universe underoos bigger than that. what the hell is going on with men’s underwear?
On 2009-04-07 13:07:18, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
what kind of bullshit job is a breath teacher? that’s an involuntary muscle doing the work, you don’t even have to think about it. what’s next? heartbeat teachers? give me a break.
On 2009-04-02 16:15:06, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
never have i seen so many people miss the point entirely.
On 2009-04-02 16:12:14, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
that pecker must have tetanus living on a rusty door. it can’t be good for the tender penis skin.
On 2009-04-02 16:10:11, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i want to eat a picnic on her boobs.
On 2009-04-02 16:08:43, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
he’s more of a cross between olive oil and john waters and a tripod
On 2009-04-02 16:07:21, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
this reminds me of getting home from school the day the victoria’s secret catalog arrived and memorizing every image before mom got home.
On 2009-03-31 13:08:10, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
yeah, and i sort of like them. i enjoy my bathroom time as long as there’s reading material so i consider the straggler to be an encore presentation.
On 2009-03-30 17:44:17, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
he’s not car surfing, this is the poor man’s version of oil slicks. he’s preparing to lay the mud and all the cars following them are going to spin out and crash in a giant fireball.
On 2009-03-24 13:25:29, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
that’s an impressive log and coming from me, that’s saying something.
On 2009-03-12 13:16:19, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i like how he has the headphones tethered to his man purse so in case a big gust or an original idea blow them off his head, he doesn’t have to worry about losing them.
On 2009-03-04 17:31:34, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
damn if that took you 10 minutes to read then no wonder you don’t think it’s funny. i can’t trust your sense of humor.
On 2009-03-04 17:27:41, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
sure, his punk aesthetic is misguided, but it’s probably because he spends all day locked in his bedroom listening to civil defense cassette tapes that were made on a boombox.
On 2009-03-04 17:00:40, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
wow guys, i would have believed you if you said you drank 30 beers. it’s not an unbelievable feat. if that’s supposed to impress me you’ve fallen short and looked incredibly stupid while doing so.
On 2009-03-04 16:59:17, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
is that DDR crest? really, if i hadn’t read the caption i would have assumed she was just banging an airline pilot or something. she has a ’stewardess on a weekend bender’ look going on as well.
On 2009-02-25 18:27:28, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
’we are experienced’ is a wonderful book. the photos are great, but the way the kids are trying to portray themselves is what sets this book apart from the hordes of teengae portraiture you see online if you look at photo sites. every last fucking photo makes you either feel like you know these kids or that they remind you of someone you knew in high school.
On 2009-02-23 14:39:17, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
jesus man, let them enjoy something for once. this is probably one of the only escapes they have and if their kid wants a neomelodic scarf, i say go for it.
On 2009-02-23 14:23:27, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
"that jacket isn’t expensive, and i bet he’s too much of a pussy to swallow"

judging from that response i’d guess you do though. am i right?
On 2009-02-23 14:02:54, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
wow guy, i’ve seen some half-assed dos and don’ts ripoffs before but your website has to be the worst. if you’re going to nick someone’s idea, you better make it a little funny.
On 2009-02-23 13:58:59, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
funny story. i saw tull when anderson was in a wheelchair from an injury. he’s usually prancing all over the stage all ian anderson-like, which in reality is pretty fucking gay. but for this show, he obviously couldn’t wheel himself around while he was playing the flute, so it ended up being like a stop motion ian anderson.
On 2009-02-12 18:47:00, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
"AND he’s got the shittiest weed on the plamnet."

shut up, man, it’s "mid-grade"
On 2009-02-12 18:44:48, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
her breast milk must taste amazing
On 2009-02-12 18:44:07, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i think i could get behind a superhero whose mission is to recycle and circumcise.
On 2009-02-12 18:41:28, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
if you know your race exempts you from wrinkling, fuck it, smile and squint all you want.
On 2009-02-10 07:26:33, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
her dress looks like she stitched a thousand period stains together
On 2009-02-09 20:34:28, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
okay, dude. seriously. you’re at the river, like right fucking next to it. you’re black. you’re horizontal. you know your chances of getting shit on just went up so exponentially high that al gore’s little cherry picker thing couldn’t reach it on the graph, right?
On 2009-02-09 20:30:37, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
wow, that’s quite an arse-enal he’s got there.
On 2009-02-09 20:29:28, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
damn it feels nice to get your rocks off after a dry spell. a day and a half can really get to you.
On 2009-02-09 20:24:46, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i don’t know who’s trying to be cuban more, him or the cigar
On 2009-01-26 16:53:02, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
he found an orange conch shell necklace to complete his number. scary, huh?
On 2009-01-23 14:01:01, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i’m not sure what’s worse, his outfit or the face that he has a biking "buddy" with the same gay bike.
On 2009-01-23 12:06:36, turd to your mother, commented on this article:
i have a suspicion this guy talks about "tickets" and "gun shows" way too much. also, i wish someone would splatter-shart on his face. while he’s sleeping. with a white pillow cover.