tanger


is some dink from wherever that hasn't filled out his/her profile


COMMENTS BY TANGER

On 2009-10-20 08:06:28, tanger, commented on this article:
his backpack and shirt scream sonic the hedgehog.
On 2009-10-16 09:54:08, tanger, commented on this article:
overrated? from kids to big love she has done a lot of different things and done them well. you don’t know what you’re talking about.
On 2009-09-30 10:17:24, tanger, commented on this article:
haven’t seen i stand alone yet but i heard it’s up there with irreversable in terms of shock and awe and that makes me want to see it asap.
On 2009-09-30 10:05:51, tanger, commented on this article:
he already has the pose down to a fucking t.
On 2009-09-28 15:54:34, tanger, commented on this article:
the shit at the end of blue velvet when the dead dude is still standing is one of my favorite scenes of all time.
On 2009-09-28 15:53:55, tanger, commented on this article:
those glasses are child abuse.
On 2009-09-28 15:52:56, tanger, commented on this article:
i don’t think his soles are in period.
On 2009-09-28 15:52:01, tanger, commented on this article:
her legs look like the chapped part of my dogs inner butt.
On 2009-09-28 15:51:10, tanger, commented on this article:
if he had a nintendo power glove this ensemble would be complete.
On 2009-09-28 15:50:29, tanger, commented on this article:
it makes perfect sense that this dickweed would be drinking a vodka cranberry.
On 2009-09-28 15:04:45, tanger, commented on this article:
if you’re not darker than 1970s michael jackson then you can’t wear matching hat and shirt.
On 2009-09-14 10:57:17, tanger, commented on this article:
her? hard. him? not so hard. two geltabs and i would be freaking the fuck out.
On 2009-09-14 10:08:56, tanger, commented on this article:
"Wow. Jungians are kind of cooler than Freudians."

this would make my friend’s day but because of that she is still a dork and not cool at all.
On 2009-09-11 12:18:34, tanger, commented on this article:
"she’s definitely not straight edge because she is drinking alcohol. mystery solver"

hence the "waiting out" part.
On 2009-09-04 11:32:40, tanger, commented on this article:
does the shower come with the girls or do you have to bring your own? damn...
On 2009-09-03 11:42:14, tanger, commented on this article:
the melting pot of american jizz wins again!
On 2009-09-03 11:41:42, tanger, commented on this article:
ha! haven’t heard anything about jennifer grey in ages. you’re right, though! she does!
On 2009-09-01 11:18:54, tanger, commented on this article:
i’d like a better look at the girl in the back, gray dress. other than the unfortunate bra lines i’m intrigued. is that glass in front of her leg or a scarf around her ankle?
On 2009-09-01 10:32:16, tanger, commented on this article:
the first four feel so haunted, i like that the last one is more relaxed. and the grain on them is lovely.
On 2009-08-18 08:18:05, tanger, commented on this article:
it’s all so candy colored i want to eat ’em!
On 2009-08-13 14:26:04, tanger, commented on this article:
i’m sure this book will be quite a look into an age that will likely never be approached when it comes to the amount of chemicals rushing through the bloodstreams of so many at once but i also think it might be awkward seeing it all. anyone who’s seen a photo of themselves while rolling will know it’s not a pretty sight. you feel like a million bucks but you look like you just crawled out of a dumpster and your eyes are like silver dollars.
On 2009-08-10 14:17:50, tanger, commented on this article:
no lollipops on the trike, billy!
On 2009-07-21 12:21:40, tanger, commented on this article:
let’s get real, guys. this is not normal. normal is an all-over print t-shirt and a cocked cap with the tag still on it or something equally offensive. if this was normal i would no longer consider myself more fashionable than the average joe.
On 2009-07-20 14:05:18, tanger, commented on this article:
offroad tire on a unicycle. if he can ride trails consider me flab-gasted.
On 2009-07-17 09:28:56, tanger, commented on this article:
the beta is going to attack her eyeball!
On 2009-07-09 11:43:17, tanger, commented on this article:
it’s the femele version of the horrors
On 2009-07-09 09:57:20, tanger, commented on this article:
i knew the boobs were coming soon. boatwright shoots, boatwright scores!
On 2009-07-09 09:55:46, tanger, commented on this article:
the black and white photo is phenomenal. it’s almost dreamlike because of the desaturation and being a bit out of focus.
On 2009-06-25 14:53:16, tanger, commented on this article:
in short, kiyoshi aspires to become a used car dealer that deals in things that aren’t cars. that’s a lofty goal, young man.
On 2009-06-24 14:24:30, tanger, commented on this article:
i can’t see a single girl. gay bar? if so, then it makes perfect sense. still a don’t though.
On 2009-06-24 14:23:25, tanger, commented on this article:
i wish my house looked like this without the lockers.
On 2009-06-24 14:22:28, tanger, commented on this article:
note the subtle chain link fence buried withing the font. because chain links make you not panicky.
On 2009-06-24 14:21:22, tanger, commented on this article:
i’m just happy he’s wearing undies. good job, guy.
On 2009-06-24 14:20:19, tanger, commented on this article:
at least i waited until my grandmother died before i started dressing like a retard.
On 2009-06-24 14:18:25, tanger, commented on this article:
tramp stamp on the cute girl in black. ruined. is there a tattoo removal company with public stock? that would be a great investment right about now.
On 2009-06-16 07:50:01, tanger, commented on this article:
who would have thought three years ago that bonnaroo would be the more tolerable summer music festival between it and coachella. i sure as hell didn’t see that coming.
On 2009-06-16 07:47:19, tanger, commented on this article:
eurotrash has never looked so much like north american white trash. it’s like he’s in a costume of a trailer park porch dweller.
On 2009-05-29 13:19:50, tanger, commented on this article:
he and the "god sees everything" guy should team up as some kind of shirt statement dynamic duo, roaming the streets and fighting crime. i don’t know what this guy’s super power would be but the blind dude probably has supersonic hearing.
On 2009-05-14 09:40:33, tanger, commented on this article:
they were hot until i heard jewel sing. after that they went down to just okay. after jewel put out a book of poetry they became repulsive.
On 2009-05-11 11:36:27, tanger, commented on this article:
rest in peace, hooters air. i never knew you, but i liked your style.
On 2009-04-24 08:13:38, tanger, commented on this article:
i totally thought she was carrying the ˇsaludo! thing in her backpack.
On 2009-04-14 07:36:24, tanger, commented on this article:
sorry, just noticed the ass tattoo. no longer a do.
On 2009-04-14 07:33:45, tanger, commented on this article:
why aren’t there divaducks in every city with a navigable waterway? i say the more amphibious vehicles the better.
On 2009-04-13 12:11:34, tanger, commented on this article:
does she have a black chain belt above her bullet belt? that is hardcore infinity plus one.
On 2009-04-13 10:02:04, tanger, commented on this article:
can you imagine how bad the band is they are about to watch?
On 2009-04-10 13:26:47, tanger, commented on this article:
any bar with portraits of dead, drunk writers is a good sign. hemingway is good, but if you see dylan thomas, you know you’ve found a great spot for boozing.
On 2009-04-10 08:58:25, tanger, commented on this article:
barry and nagin being re-elected were worse than oj getting off scot-free.
On 2009-04-10 08:55:57, tanger, commented on this article:
it’s like spider man, but for real
On 2009-04-10 08:54:47, tanger, commented on this article:
what are the odds a sea lion would beach itself onto a towel?
On 2009-04-09 13:38:11, tanger, commented on this article:
the hydraulic dj booth sounds incredible. i hope smoke pours out when it rises.
On 2009-04-03 13:33:59, tanger, commented on this article:
it also makes for better wind flappage and standing over vent puffage.
On 2009-04-03 13:32:36, tanger, commented on this article:
gonna run all niiiiiiiiite
gonna run all dayyyyy
bet my money on bob tail nag
somebody bet on the graaaaaaaaay

thanks i’m here all week after 3 pm and saturday at noon. oh, i also have cassettes and t-shirts for sale.
On 2009-03-11 14:43:49, tanger, commented on this article:
i hope he wears the hat backwards sometimes so tweety get a view of what’s going on in the back. now that i think about it, if you have two sets of eyes why not have one set looking to the back or side all the time? no one could sneak up and steal your vinyl.
On 2009-03-10 08:56:38, tanger, commented on this article:
the ass is fine and dandy but the stockings over socks? yeesh...
On 2009-03-09 19:28:31, tanger, commented on this article:
is this where chicken fries come from? gross...
On 2009-03-03 14:45:57, tanger, commented on this article:
i love my homies collection and sometimes my friends think it’s racist or whatever because i’m so proud of them but then some guy like this comes along and all the sudden i look like i’m only into the upper classes of the latino plastic figurine culture.
On 2009-03-03 14:43:48, tanger, commented on this article:
i would have loved to see his wife’s face when he said he needed her to sew up this robe for him, and oh, by the way, attach these pillows to the shoulders. i bet she shot back the ’what the fuck’ face at him for a solid 30 seconds or more.
On 2009-03-03 14:39:52, tanger, commented on this article:
i thought about the mixer too, and i reached the conclusion that it’s under the table and he’s manipulating it with his pecker. that’s why he spins cross-armed like that so when he has to switch from table to table it looks more natural and not as spastic.
On 2009-03-03 14:37:44, tanger, commented on this article:
this reminds me of the part in the princess bride where they take wesley’s body to magic max and he says he’s not dead he’s only mostly dead. he gives him the chocoalate-coated magic pill and pumps the billows down his throat. then a couple hours later he comes back to life but is still wobbly. that’s what the old lady looks like.
On 2009-03-02 12:20:58, tanger, commented on this article:
seen one although i don’t think we were really authorized to be there. we also got to see the radiology lab, which was fucking intense.
On 2009-02-27 16:20:49, tanger, commented on this article:
do you think that when you grow up in a really cold place you think all top floors have sloped ceiling? that must be a mindfuck when you travel abroad and find out about flat roofs.
On 2009-02-27 16:08:15, tanger, commented on this article:
i like how those kids stole all the ammunition and then were like "what the hell, let’s take the carpet too". that’s the kind of intuition we need when fighting crazy ass suicide bombers smoking weed and listening to sitar music.
On 2009-02-25 18:17:32, tanger, commented on this article:
camel’s milk is a huge deal in africa. it’s supposed to be really good for you, but they’ll need to change their marketing approach from saying "funny little things" if they want it to have a chance at success.
On 2009-02-24 11:24:43, tanger, commented on this article:
so does google maps but i don’t have a custom new era hat about it.
On 2009-02-24 11:20:07, tanger, commented on this article:
who cares? didn’t you notice his sweet homemade jersey? this kid’s going places.
On 2009-02-23 12:10:08, tanger, commented on this article:
is the spectrum of italian classes more broad than even america. rome and milan i’ve always thought of as modern cities with abounding culture and influences. then, you see something like this, which to me is even more of a stretch from a "sophisticated" manhattanite to a country bumpkin in the ozarks.
On 2009-02-12 14:37:46, tanger, commented on this article:
like the great david berman said, "punk rock died when the first kid said ’punk’s not dead’"
On 2009-02-05 13:14:50, tanger, commented on this article:
his goal was to someday be "rollin’ on 20s" i think he got his wish.
On 2009-02-04 12:25:01, tanger, commented on this article:
this made me believe in god
On 2009-01-26 18:51:43, tanger, commented on this article:
this was surprisingly good!
On 2009-01-26 18:14:07, tanger, commented on this article:
hey man, i’m sorry about your father, i really am. i can’t even begin to think what that must be like. that said, i don’t see much here that i would see offending you. stories need to be told, whether they are sad or not.
On 2009-01-21 17:47:37, tanger, commented on this article:
i really really hope that wasn’t photoshopped
On 2009-01-21 17:46:40, tanger, commented on this article:
go ahead and piss yourself, dear. it might be your saving grace.
On 2009-01-21 17:41:47, tanger, commented on this article:
MFAs usually aren’t worth the paper they’re printed on, unless you want to teach. That goes for any discipline. I should know - my wife has one and has never done a thing with it. I love you, baby!
On 2009-01-21 13:14:33, tanger, commented on this article:
she’s attractive, but she is developing lung cancer faster than she is her fake persona.
On 2009-01-21 12:26:25, tanger, commented on this article:
really going for the guy with this huh?
On 2009-01-21 12:24:01, tanger, commented on this article:
more proof that cheerleading is for losers