tallywacker


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COMMENTS BY TALLYWACKER

On 2009-11-18 16:54:41, tallywacker, commented on this article:
there’s no such thing as too much lube when you consider that the last time some of these pussies saw any action "three’s company" was still putting out new episodes.
On 2009-11-18 16:48:55, tallywacker, commented on this article:
that just made the animal collective album art seem not headache-inducing.
On 2009-11-18 16:40:08, tallywacker, commented on this article:
who gives a fuck whether it’s a do or don’t? if you really come to get fashion advice that might be the biggest fucking don’t possible. read the caption, have fun, move on to the next one. sheesh.
On 2009-11-18 16:37:39, tallywacker, commented on this article:
"playing through!"
On 2009-11-18 16:36:57, tallywacker, commented on this article:
i don’t think there’s any peek sneaking, at least not in my experience. whatever, i don’t really give a shit. the weird ones are the guys that go to the stall when the only have to piss.
On 2009-11-18 16:35:32, tallywacker, commented on this article:
"spot the virgin"

uh... both?
On 2009-11-18 16:33:54, tallywacker, commented on this article:
so if i’m smoking a bowl he can’t do anything to me?
On 2009-11-18 16:32:23, tallywacker, commented on this article:
that hole in her throat can hold approx one load.
On 2009-11-18 16:28:46, tallywacker, commented on this article:
she is hot as hell but her ass is pretty darn big if you ask me.
On 2009-11-18 16:24:27, tallywacker, commented on this article:
that’s fine. let her stay. when i want to go out with my buds i don’t have to worry about her coming along. it’s perfect.
On 2009-11-18 16:23:22, tallywacker, commented on this article:
yeah, i also like picking my nose and chip and dale rescue rangers when i was little. what’s your point?
On 2009-11-18 15:45:39, tallywacker, commented on this article:
this girl is ugly as fuck and even comparing her to nicole ritchie would be a compliment. harsh, maybe. true, for sure.
On 2009-11-18 15:43:21, tallywacker, commented on this article:
it’s so obvious he takes great pride in what he believes are wonderful pussy-eating skills.
On 2009-11-18 15:34:45, tallywacker, commented on this article:
man you djs really sounds like barfing twats. shut up. no one cares except for your brothers in gayness.
On 2009-11-18 15:32:51, tallywacker, commented on this article:
haha. totally thought that was tim harrington back in his larger days.
On 2009-11-18 15:31:10, tallywacker, commented on this article:
it’s okay. i like my girls with a little bit of crazy.
On 2009-11-18 15:18:55, tallywacker, commented on this article:
too bad that all access pass doesn’t include pussy.
On 2009-11-18 15:17:47, tallywacker, commented on this article:
now i know what dr. claw really looks like. thanks, vice.
On 2009-11-18 15:17:14, tallywacker, commented on this article:
i can’t tell if the one with pink shoes is trying to sneak into the photo or the others just don’t like her because she’s 100% black.
On 2009-11-18 15:13:22, tallywacker, commented on this article:
personally, i like girls pissing on solid surfaces better. a little bit of upsplash is sexy.
On 2009-11-18 15:12:23, tallywacker, commented on this article:
i never trust any kid with fangs.
On 2009-11-18 15:11:36, tallywacker, commented on this article:
and why do you assume he is adopted? his dad could be the blackest dude you (and this kid) have never seen.
On 2009-11-18 15:10:23, tallywacker, commented on this article:
"people being alternative"

what is this, 1991 mtv?
On 2009-11-18 15:09:48, tallywacker, commented on this article:
the kids and the europeans.
On 2009-11-18 15:05:48, tallywacker, commented on this article:
this is legal but not gay marriage? what the fuck, world?
On 2009-11-18 15:05:06, tallywacker, commented on this article:
yeah, no shit. that’s what the maple leaf just said. i like to think of long vice articles as shit-extenders.
On 2009-11-18 15:02:56, tallywacker, commented on this article:
@malathion:

thumb in the ass?
On 2009-11-18 15:01:58, tallywacker, commented on this article:
i’ve never had the yellow fever, myself, but i do find it fascinating how many strange and contorted position they can twist themselves into. it’s like their squinty eyes can see into the future or something.
On 2009-11-05 14:15:20, tallywacker, commented on this article:
this kind of makes me think of what you do on a friday night after a long week of raping and pillaging.
On 2009-10-27 08:04:09, tallywacker, commented on this article:
who would have thought then that cities would propose having citywide wifi, only to be shot down by a company like comcast that claims it would be against the antitrust laws, when actually, they are the only company that provides citywide service anyways? fuck comcast.
On 2009-10-27 08:01:50, tallywacker, commented on this article:
picking up butts off the ground is for bums and crusties (little difference, i know).
On 2009-10-26 08:17:00, tallywacker, commented on this article:
sometimes storylines are overrated. this one’s just fine.
On 2009-10-22 10:19:09, tallywacker, commented on this article:
can we get a grip on the loser/looser mix-up, guys? it’s not that difficult.
On 2009-09-24 12:13:53, tallywacker, commented on this article:
he looks way too familiar and the boots up the skeeze level.
On 2009-09-18 11:06:20, tallywacker, commented on this article:
i can’t tell if this is a third world country or south williamsburg on a saturday morning.
On 2009-09-15 09:43:12, tallywacker, commented on this article:
what’s blondie checking out back there?
On 2009-09-04 12:25:27, tallywacker, commented on this article:
i can hear it now. he just told her about the body of the wine, wrote two lines of poetry and now he’s telling her he’s going to read her palm. really, it’s all just a ploy to hold her hand and further creep her out.
On 2009-08-28 14:33:20, tallywacker, commented on this article:
maybe. this one you have to feed and take to the movies and shit.
On 2009-08-28 14:30:43, tallywacker, commented on this article:
see, now this is the kind of do that really does give me a boner and then i’m stuck at my desk for five minutes longer when i was trying to leave for lunch right now.
On 2009-08-28 14:30:00, tallywacker, commented on this article:
it also takes a shit ton of pot to make reggae music interesting. a SHIT ton.
On 2009-08-21 15:23:11, tallywacker, commented on this article:
wow some of you guys really fucking suck dick, you know that. you’re complaining about a naked girl, and an extremely beautiful one at that, and you’re complaining about richard kern photography, who, if you didn’t know, is an extremely famous and popular artist. now, back to work as soon as i apologize for that ungodly amount of commas in the first sentence.
On 2009-08-21 15:20:32, tallywacker, commented on this article:
that’s not a long torso that’s an untucked shirt you doofus.
On 2009-08-21 15:19:24, tallywacker, commented on this article:
damn his sneakers are blinding me. forget about the rest of him. get rid of the sneakers.
On 2009-08-21 15:16:48, tallywacker, commented on this article:
this just make me smile longer than i’ve smiled all week. thank you, johnny ryan.
On 2009-08-21 15:15:14, tallywacker, commented on this article:
"Fuck Pablo, fuck the corrupt politicians in North & South America that let this bullshit go on for so long- fuck the Medellin, Cali, Sinoala, TJ, and all the other cartels & good4nothing shitbrains that push that fucking worthless powder.

Fuck you for thinking Pablo should be remembered at all."

are you one of those assholes that thinks everything they don’t like should be scratched from the history books, because you’re coming off like one. if you are, i hate you and everyone like you.
On 2009-08-21 14:10:08, tallywacker, commented on this article:
well this is a nice suprise. a hotter version of peggy from mad men and nowhere near as snotty.
On 2009-08-21 14:09:02, tallywacker, commented on this article:
ooooooh looks like wrapping paper that i want to unwrap.
On 2009-08-21 14:08:26, tallywacker, commented on this article:
jew? JEW???
On 2009-08-18 15:17:17, tallywacker, commented on this article:
"I love it when whitey hipsters say how dangerous detroit is, yet their existence in the city revolves around the wayne state campus, cass, hamtramck or some places on michigan or woodward. Or contemplate how beautiful all the derelict and abandoned buildings are from their $1000 loft.

Ask the real residents of the city(POOR BLACK PEOPLE) if all the real blight in their neighborhoods is ’beautiful’. Or if being on skid row 4 blocks south west of the magic stick makes them love the realness of the music scene and the city.

But hey, at least they have a farmers market."

you failed to read the piece, didn’t you? lazy journalists love pictures of abandoned stuff and lazy complainers don’t take time to do the minimal amount of effort in order to know what they should to complain accurately.
On 2009-08-18 15:15:24, tallywacker, commented on this article:
poor george. can’t play guitar with your teeth when they’re made of wood.
On 2009-08-18 08:08:31, tallywacker, commented on this article:
this picture is missing something and that something is blood. where’s the blood?
On 2009-08-13 12:09:10, tallywacker, commented on this article:
because of shits like this i couldn’t afford those extra two strawberry shortcake ice cream bars in 3rd grade. he got what he deserved.
On 2009-08-10 12:22:53, tallywacker, commented on this article:
i never thought snails could be so... interesting? how about some of his other work?
On 2009-08-10 12:21:01, tallywacker, commented on this article:
cupcakes and girls and sunglasses and cutoffs and hi-top mocassins. it doesn’t get much better than this.
On 2009-08-04 11:34:16, tallywacker, commented on this article:
i guess when you reach superbadassmotherfucker status you can pop your collar and no one gives you guff. nice one, senor benson.
On 2009-07-31 12:46:41, tallywacker, commented on this article:
shot of ranch with a colt back. yummy!
On 2009-07-15 17:20:34, tallywacker, commented on this article:
ballerinas, dario argento, someone’s going to get mutilated before long.
On 2009-06-25 07:40:34, tallywacker, commented on this article:
number 8 looks like the arab parrot.
On 2009-06-24 20:12:37, tallywacker, commented on this article:
um, it’s the vice guide to cute. i would be confused if a guy wrote it. and for real, like that sneezing panda video doesn’t make you want to do the nestea plunge into a pool full of daffodils.
On 2009-06-24 18:26:24, tallywacker, commented on this article:
dude i know you’re joking about the dr. mario and sister mouth but still... that is fucked up.
On 2009-06-24 14:34:05, tallywacker, commented on this article:
i have a better story. i was at a show and was bashing the headlining band really only because i was there to see the opener. didn’t know much at all about the headliner other than their name had been on a lot of music blogs and all. comes time for them to play and the guy that was next to me earlier was the drummer.
On 2009-06-22 15:18:42, tallywacker, commented on this article:
if more people shared his hatred of irony the world would be a much better place. plus, most people don’t know how to use it the right way anyways.
On 2009-06-22 15:10:46, tallywacker, commented on this article:
why are all the dudes within 10 feet of each other? aren’t there other corner in sao paulo where robbers and muggers sell their takings? not only has this guy been doing it for over ten years but he has to compete with the others for the chance to buy a used cell phone. hello dream job!
On 2009-06-22 14:31:21, tallywacker, commented on this article:
i’m no racist but if i worked for the tsa she would definitely be the recipient of a random search. she doesn’t have a right hand. she might attached submachine guns like that dude in the james bond movie or army of darkness. you can’t play around with people like her.
On 2009-06-15 09:24:03, tallywacker, commented on this article:
that’s no muffin. that’s a tiny stetson. you guys seen the guy that walks around madison square park with the cat on his head? i don’t know how that cat puts up with that shit but the guy charges a buck for a photo. what does he think this is, los angeles?
On 2009-06-12 18:09:56, tallywacker, commented on this article:
i saw these on another page. there is a sliced pant epidemic!
On 2009-06-12 18:09:12, tallywacker, commented on this article:
i bet he can play a mean pipe organ.
On 2009-06-12 18:05:52, tallywacker, commented on this article:
i’d say the chances that they have both done meth are through the fucking roof. i would bet my life on it.
On 2009-06-12 17:45:48, tallywacker, commented on this article:
having this lady be your greatest supporter is asking for boaters to aim their props at your tender flubber backs. cows of the sea, my ass.
On 2009-06-12 17:43:52, tallywacker, commented on this article:
what’s going on in the background? is the panty floss going directly into the afro bush?
On 2009-06-12 17:43:07, tallywacker, commented on this article:
are people from the bay area really this cool or did this a’s hat just end up on the right noggin this night?
On 2009-05-26 12:35:27, tallywacker, commented on this article:
well at least the lion looks three dimensional. the eagle looks like a cardboard cutout. look at its head. it’s on a swivel. you could make him look the other way but his head would be upside down.
On 2009-05-26 12:33:43, tallywacker, commented on this article:
this is what i’m going to start showing people when they don’t know what i mean by jewish american princess.
On 2009-05-01 16:03:51, tallywacker, commented on this article:
the drug cartels basically run the show in colombia. they are protected from arrest and trial.
On 2009-05-01 15:42:00, tallywacker, commented on this article:
never heard of crop circles on sand dunes before. coooooool.
On 2009-05-01 15:26:52, tallywacker, commented on this article:
i thought he had brastraps at first. then i realized they were angel wing straps. then i thought, "damn that is so much gayer than when i thought they were bra straps."
On 2009-05-01 12:06:41, tallywacker, commented on this article:
what’s wrong with budweiser?
On 2009-04-27 12:35:48, tallywacker, commented on this article:
his shoes look nuke-yoo-ler
On 2009-04-23 12:27:27, tallywacker, commented on this article:
see-through windows are cool at big car washes and krispy kreme but should never be paired with girdles.
On 2009-04-23 09:16:39, tallywacker, commented on this article:
i’m pretty sure nutmeg isn’t an amphetamine. otherwise, my grandmother would have been walking around like a jacked-up zombie. well, now that i think about it...
On 2009-04-23 08:32:02, tallywacker, commented on this article:
she has to be one of jack nicholson’s bastard children from the joker days
On 2009-04-21 12:22:08, tallywacker, commented on this article:
when did fashion mean dressing as horribly as possible and being gay? i just try to imitate steve mcqueen. that’s advice a girl gave me a long time ago and i’m still on it.
On 2009-04-21 08:59:53, tallywacker, commented on this article:
it looks like two different sized action figures were taken apart at the waist and swapped. her x-rays must boggle doctors.
On 2009-04-21 08:57:32, tallywacker, commented on this article:
instead of a light that never goes out i want lights that you can put on sleep mode like your tv. so when i fall asleep on the couch and wake up an hour later i don’t have to walk around the den turning all the lamps off.
On 2009-04-20 16:25:19, tallywacker, commented on this article:
why if chinese doctors found it is it called pharoahtentanyl? i would have thought egyptians discovered it.
On 2009-04-20 14:51:54, tallywacker, commented on this article:
you have to make the shit antigravity too. or seal up the bottom.
On 2009-04-20 10:56:52, tallywacker, commented on this article:
forget the eye, it’s all about the banana on the next ball. someone put a lot of time into making this chill out lounge really cheesy.
On 2009-04-15 14:39:52, tallywacker, commented on this article:
his head is all kinds of crooked. it looks like a police sketcher had a stroke while drawing it.