solareyes


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COMMENTS BY SOLAREYES

On 2009-02-06 02:08:10, solareyes, commented on this article:
the guy on the right is a legend
On 2008-11-17 21:45:43, solareyes, commented on this article:
lol i couldn’t stop laughing
I still think it could have been more racist though..
On 2008-11-14 23:10:43, solareyes, commented on this article:
"You know this kid’s hipster parents totally took him to some high end shop and bought him all this shit."

What, a Mandalay Bay souvenir t-shirt and a gameboy?
From a high end shop?

You’re a pretty shit person, you know that?
On 2008-11-06 22:23:15, solareyes, commented on this article:
This guy is the height of not giving a shit.

This is like the Everest of not caring.
On 2008-11-04 06:18:23, solareyes, commented on this article:
No, person below me, breaking shit at house parties is a don’t.
It’s like, why do you have to be such an asshole? I was at this house party once, not really a house party seeing as it was on a boat, (although it was a house-boat) and this guy was like hey check this out, and he just spits all over the steering wheel and all the dials and shit, and then proceeded to steal whatever was in arms reach.

I mean, unless the guy who owns the house is a wanker.


ps.
I like that guy’s jeans.
On 2008-11-04 06:18:20, solareyes, commented on this article:
what the fuck is with people putting japanese writing on everything...
since when did japanese writing become cool?

And every dickhead with a t-shirt with "KYOTO" in massive writing with a generic number for no apparent reason, usually 8, just to add to the absurdity.
It’s like, have you ever been to Kyoto?
No?
They don’t wear that shirt.
It looks shit as well.


oh, and this guy is just a freak.
where did humanity go wrong
On 2008-11-04 06:06:17, solareyes, commented on this article:
her hair looks like some kind of fat black dick flopping over her forehead.

fucked up hair-do’s are a don’t, ruining such a good photo and whatnot.
On 2008-11-04 06:04:41, solareyes, commented on this article:
Those fucking venetian blind glasses, what the fuck, Kanye?
On 2008-10-31 08:00:42, solareyes, commented on this article:
they’re not really ’blue’ jeans are they
On 2008-10-31 07:59:57, solareyes, commented on this article:
ripcurl is a don’t.b
On 2008-10-31 07:24:59, solareyes, commented on this article:
If this is the worst caption you’ve read you’ve got a fucking warped sense of humour man.

I can understand if you didn’t laugh your ass off but the worst one?

Now you’re just being a dick.

I mean, what benefit did anyone get out of you feeling the need to let the world know how much you disapprove of this caption.

But, you know, whatever.
On 2008-10-29 02:05:30, solareyes, commented on this article:
There’s always someone who has to come along and say something irrelevant about the picture is photoshopped for no apparent reason...
On 2008-10-25 02:41:15, solareyes, commented on this article:
shit shoes
On 2008-10-25 02:39:04, solareyes, commented on this article:
i laughed at the last one
On 2008-10-24 05:35:46, solareyes, commented on this article:
To all the people who bitch on about "hipsters" and how bad the Do’s are...

Why are you reading Vice?
On 2008-10-24 04:34:13, solareyes, commented on this article:
This guy needs a kick to the head.
On 2008-10-23 21:25:54, solareyes, commented on this article:
men
On 2008-10-20 07:44:33, solareyes, commented on this article:
lol
solid journalism

"
Thus ended my time with the windshield cleaners of Mexico. "
i laughed
On 2008-10-20 07:42:30, solareyes, commented on this article:
op shop is coming back in
the guy on the right knows whats up
On 2008-10-16 00:25:04, solareyes, commented on this article:
haha person who said it was photoshop...

go yell at a little kid or something
On 2008-10-15 05:57:17, solareyes, commented on this article:
preggers
On 2008-10-12 07:34:23, solareyes, commented on this article:
That’s definitely a girl on the right.

*shudders*
On 2008-10-10 07:30:50, solareyes, commented on this article:
That’s a man, man.


wait this confuses the fuck out of me.
The torso seems to be facing a different way to the legs, and then the left arm is just doing it’s own thing, and the face is like WHAT THE FUCK.
On 2008-10-10 07:29:28, solareyes, commented on this article:
Actually soccer is pretty big in Japan.

Second to baseball, probably.
On 2008-10-09 05:57:34, solareyes, commented on this article:
yeah but that’s a guy with tits, so...
On 2008-10-09 05:55:06, solareyes, commented on this article:
oh and franz,
the shoes don’t ruin the outfit.

The plain white laceless is the best way to play down the borderline too-loud outfit with the red jeans and the singlet.

The only thing I don’t like is the flat peaked cap but yeah.
On 2008-10-09 05:53:37, solareyes, commented on this article:
Nah this outfit is pretty solid.

Big fan of the old vans slipons.

Anyone who doesn’t like the shoes should take a good hard look at themselves and how seriously they’re taking life.
On 2008-10-09 05:43:33, solareyes, commented on this article:
No, I know a girl who looks just like that in real life and she is a disgraceful slut.

And fucking annoying too.

She’s pretty much got nothing going for her.
On 2008-10-08 05:47:44, solareyes, commented on this article:
lol
On 2008-10-08 01:43:47, solareyes, commented on this article:
"if you thinks safety is uncool why don’t you just cut to the chase and kill yourself?"


most ridiculous comment award
On 2008-10-07 07:48:36, solareyes, commented on this article:
Nah this guy isn’t middleclass.
This guy is the "new" rich kid.
The only reason he doesn’t have his new 80 gig iPhone with him is because he thinks the night will be too "heccca-tick" that it’s sure to get lost, and also apple cramps his style, that’s why he’s saving up for the new Bang & Olufsen phone so that he can crank The Presets in the taxi on the way home.
On 2008-10-07 01:35:26, solareyes, commented on this article:
The funniest thing is "JohnnyStabbins" comment a few below me.

lol.
ahah.


But yeah this chick is a freak. I hate girls like that, there are so many in this generation.
On 2008-10-07 01:31:43, solareyes, commented on this article:
lol.
On 2008-10-07 00:43:45, solareyes, commented on this article:
Looks like frankensteins tits.

What looks like a third nipple down by her waist?

This bitch is an abomination
On 2008-10-05 03:31:53, solareyes, commented on this article:
The jeans on the left are the best thing about this picture.

(That’s a lie, but they definitely help)
On 2008-10-04 09:25:48, solareyes, commented on this article:
Best Don’t ever.
On 2008-10-04 06:40:24, solareyes, commented on this article:
Shit yeah when I saw the ’veiny boob’ comment I had another look and yeah that does kinda look like it...
On 2008-10-04 06:39:30, solareyes, commented on this article:
That shit is scary.

She’s looks like shes about to bludgeon herself with that brick because, hey, she’s got nothing to lose and nowhere to go but up.
On 2008-10-04 06:37:58, solareyes, commented on this article:
That’s me.
On 2008-10-04 06:36:12, solareyes, commented on this article:
Fat fuck.
On 2008-10-04 06:35:13, solareyes, commented on this article:
Damn, she has nice legs too.
What a shame she turned into your typical teenager piece of shit that you’ll find in groups of five sitting on the floor of the walkway in any given public school.

She even managed to fuck up the "I found this random bracelet and I’m going to wear it" thing.



Also, person below me who even goes so far to call them ’cutters’ rather than their technical name, ’pieces of shit’:
Stop talking like a wanker.
Your parents raised you better than that.
On 2008-10-01 03:41:03, solareyes, commented on this article:
Solid.
On 2008-10-01 00:39:43, solareyes, commented on this article:
up for a laff demeanour?

more like fucked in the head demeanour
On 2008-09-30 06:57:54, solareyes, commented on this article:
Bullshit.
She looks like the fucking walking dead.

I would actually be scared if I met her.
On 2008-09-30 06:56:36, solareyes, commented on this article:
If this was during winter vest mightn’t be the wisest choice lol.
On 2008-09-30 06:53:53, solareyes, commented on this article:
I would definately choose this religion.
On 2008-09-30 06:37:11, solareyes, commented on this article:
What a fucking champion.

I’d love to meet him.
On 2008-09-30 06:34:06, solareyes, commented on this article:
lame t shirt
lame necklace
fucking lame jeans

the rest is fine.
On 2008-09-30 00:47:17, solareyes, commented on this article:
The funniest thing is his shoes.
Are they adidas?
On 2008-09-29 10:31:15, solareyes, commented on this article:
hahahahahah
ahahah
made my day
On 2008-09-29 10:27:39, solareyes, commented on this article:
Did someone just write heroin "sheik" a few posts below me?
On 2008-09-29 10:24:26, solareyes, commented on this article:
fuck.
On 2008-09-29 10:23:41, solareyes, commented on this article:
Yeah you had 3 guys in bape in the Do’s not long ago.


Bape and Nikes... what a combo. Sure sign of a piece of shit.


And these pieces of shit are taking Australia by storm.
On 2008-09-29 10:18:59, solareyes, commented on this article:
Lose the hat then I’d talk to her.
On 2008-09-29 10:17:15, solareyes, commented on this article:
No way this guy is way cooler than most people you see around.

The chucks and wayfarers are a bit overplayed atm but it’s better to be in on a style that’s overpopular than just terrible.
On 2008-09-29 09:17:55, solareyes, commented on this article:
That’s fucking hardcore.
Stomping his nuts his legs his head in... fuck. Imagine that happening to you.
Fuck.
On 2008-09-29 09:03:01, solareyes, commented on this article:
haha he’s trying so hard to be miserable.
On 2008-09-29 09:01:25, solareyes, commented on this article:
I love how people always comment the comics saying "this sucks" like anyone gives a shit what they think, or that their little 2 cents benefits anyone.

Go back to your miserable lives and stop spreading your irrelevant disproval to anyone who’ll unwillingly read.
On 2008-09-28 10:19:20, solareyes, commented on this article:
Man, this guy is cool.
Fuck Bathing Apes, this is how Asians should dress.
On 2008-09-28 10:17:56, solareyes, commented on this article:
Actually, fuck that, the guy on the left’s outfit is one of the best I’ve seen on this website.

He’s repping the loud electric blue flanny like a fucking champion, matched it with the black jeans and those navy blue shoes are the coolest shoes I’ve seen (besides mine).
Seriously, the fact that this guy basically says "Get fucked" to Nike is enough at it is.


And he drinks out of a plastic bag and hangs out with chill hobos.


Fuck, am I sounding gay?
On 2008-09-28 10:14:00, solareyes, commented on this article:
"Ignorant bastards, it’s a Hindu symbol for Ganesh... fucking morons!"

Don’t you love it when people call others ignorant, when they don’t know shit themselves?
Yes, it can be used to represent the deity Ganesh.

It’s also widely used in Buddhism, Hinduism, Jainism and is basically scattered throughout human history, and across Europe and Asia.


What they said is right... it is a pre-Nazi swastika, in that it’s a swastika that doesn’t relate to the Nazis.

You, sir, are the fucking moron here. ;)

Now relax, calm your throbbing ego down and get the fuck over yourself.
On 2008-09-28 10:04:53, solareyes, commented on this article:
Yeah, that guys hair is the only really bad thing about this photo.
Way too much time and effort went into that hair.


As for the white suit, it’s a bit different, it’s ironic, with the suspenders, black shirt, red tie and white shoes it might be a bit much but hey it’s not all that bad.
On 2008-09-28 10:01:27, solareyes, commented on this article:
God I hate some people.
On 2008-09-25 08:52:12, solareyes, commented on this article:
eh
not bad
kinda boring
On 2008-09-25 08:51:26, solareyes, commented on this article:
nah this guys a fucking creep
On 2008-09-25 08:49:19, solareyes, commented on this article:
this picture is funny because of all the people having a fucking cry below it.


part of being gay is accepting that you’re going to have the piss taken out of you for the rest of your life, and, yes, that does include magazines like Vice.
On 2008-09-24 10:28:23, solareyes, commented on this article:
the fluro nikes killed it.
On 2008-09-24 10:22:25, solareyes, commented on this article:
Yeah, I would hang out with them any hour of the night.
On 2008-09-24 10:08:09, solareyes, commented on this article:
Nah fuck that Guitar Hero is what’s up.
On 2008-09-19 05:45:22, solareyes, commented on this article:
It looks like Chris Rock’s ugly little brother in drag.

This scares me a little bit.
On 2008-09-19 01:06:57, solareyes, commented on this article:
yo guy two posts below me
...go suck a veiny dick


people are free to bash this guy whenever they feel like it.
it was one of the conditions in the fine print in getting such an outrageously homosexual tattoo


it also voids his life insurance
On 2008-09-19 01:03:18, solareyes, commented on this article:
yes.
On 2008-09-19 00:59:40, solareyes, commented on this article:
hahahahahahah
best caption lol.
On 2008-09-17 07:54:22, solareyes, commented on this article:
Nice!
On 2008-09-17 07:53:35, solareyes, commented on this article:
Whoever just said vice is homophobic is a dreaming...
Not only does every third DO have a homosexual reference, this isn’t even a homophobic caption lol.

Get off your fucking moral high horse, it’s getting ridiculous.
People just want any excuse to bitch about it ;)
On 2008-09-17 07:50:03, solareyes, commented on this article:
FUCK YES :)
On 2008-09-17 07:48:25, solareyes, commented on this article:
What a fucking cunt.
On 2008-09-15 07:14:35, solareyes, commented on this article:
Is that a monster?
On 2008-09-15 04:24:54, solareyes, commented on this article:
nah she’s pretty gross

mangy old jumper stolen from a bin of second hand clothes that’s being sent as aid to kids in vietnam

shitty jeans with the white crease thing on the legs that were in for about 10 seconds, but were always really fucking lame

flat brimmed cap with sticker intact (overhyped douchebag uniform)

and some boring sneakers



sorry! dreaming.i wouldn’t touch that shit with a 10ft pole.
On 2008-09-13 08:57:08, solareyes, commented on this article:
What a dead-set piece of shit.
On 2008-09-13 08:50:33, solareyes, commented on this article:
Bullshit that’s a woman.
On 2008-09-13 08:48:55, solareyes, commented on this article:
It amazes me that no matter how fucking obscure the people in the picture or how random the photo someone always comments saying that know them, and how much better they are than Vice gives them credit.
On 2008-09-13 08:44:10, solareyes, commented on this article:
Fucking solid.
On 2008-09-13 08:42:23, solareyes, commented on this article:
Nah, the cardigan and the t-shirt are sweet.
Probably the jeans too.

But I agree, looks like a douche.
On 2008-09-13 08:39:44, solareyes, commented on this article:
That’s fucking badass.
On 2008-09-13 03:41:08, solareyes, commented on this article:
...nice.
On 2008-09-13 03:33:06, solareyes, commented on this article:
I want her.

And if the guy below me is right and she actually does listen to Justice remixes of DFA1979, I’m actually in love.
On 2008-09-13 03:29:56, solareyes, commented on this article:
wow.

Jacket is what’s up.
T shirt is run-of-the-mill.
Keys around neck is fresh.
The folded up jeans/shorts deal is pretty cool.
Scarf is fucking gay.
Belt and socks are original.

It might be just a good photo but somehow with the bracelets it all works.


I want that jacket.
On 2008-09-13 03:07:40, solareyes, commented on this article:
This guy makes me want to break something.

Preferably him.
On 2008-09-13 03:06:44, solareyes, commented on this article:
Chill.
On 2008-09-13 03:06:21, solareyes, commented on this article:
I would love to laugh at the person who would think of buying these.
On 2008-09-13 03:04:14, solareyes, commented on this article:
Look at that piece of shit in the background.
On 2008-09-13 03:02:51, solareyes, commented on this article:
hahahahah what a fucking legend.

This is what I want to be when I grow up.
Except I’m not black.
On 2008-09-13 03:01:16, solareyes, commented on this article:
Love the caption.
When people are like "FUCK YOU VICE THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT THIS IS A DONT/DO" or whatever, that’s one of the funniest parts of reading Vice.

They don’t realize what fucking wankers they sound like.


Anyway, the guy in the background made me laugh.
On 2008-09-13 02:53:49, solareyes, commented on this article:
the vans are the only redeeming feature
On 2008-09-13 02:43:59, solareyes, commented on this article:
I’m in love.
On 2008-09-12 09:56:04, solareyes, commented on this article:
fuck yes
i was sold when i saw the whistle
On 2008-09-12 09:44:13, solareyes, commented on this article:
I think this is good in that it shows that while you can check out Vice and agree or disagree with some of the things you really need to think for yourself when it comes to this kinda shit, and just go your own way.

But there will always be some nuts like the cracker a few posts below me who’s having a teary about fashion, and who’s comment is roughly half composed of the word "fuck".
On 2008-09-12 05:58:25, solareyes, commented on this article:
that’s what’s up.
On 2008-09-12 05:17:26, solareyes, commented on this article:
hahahahah
ahah
gold
On 2008-09-12 05:15:58, solareyes, commented on this article:
It was a trainwreck until I saw the laces.
On 2008-09-09 07:24:37, solareyes, commented on this article:
LOL
i actually laughed at this guy
On 2008-09-08 07:52:09, solareyes, commented on this article:
LOL
On 2008-09-08 07:41:29, solareyes, commented on this article:
Fucking solid.
On 2008-09-08 07:39:36, solareyes, commented on this article:
second from the right is mint.
the rest are average at best.
On 2008-09-08 07:38:50, solareyes, commented on this article:
babe.
On 2008-09-08 03:57:08, solareyes, commented on this article:
Where did their parents go wrong.
On 2008-09-08 03:55:05, solareyes, commented on this article:
Is she dreaming?
On 2008-09-08 03:42:19, solareyes, commented on this article:
fuck yes
On 2008-09-08 03:40:49, solareyes, commented on this article:
I’m so fucking sick of those scarves it hurts a little.
On 2008-09-08 03:39:49, solareyes, commented on this article:
haha something about this is hot.
I can’t figure out what.
On 2008-09-08 03:38:31, solareyes, commented on this article:
Not bad, the jumper is pretty average, though.
On 2008-09-08 03:36:45, solareyes, commented on this article:
what a freak
how does this thing look in the mirror and keep a straight face?
On 2008-09-08 03:32:08, solareyes, commented on this article:
why this guy is getting laid and not bashed i’ll never know.
On 2008-09-07 08:07:50, solareyes, commented on this article:
the guy on the right would get bashed, though.
On 2008-09-07 08:06:47, solareyes, commented on this article:
what a piece of shit.
On 2008-09-07 08:01:50, solareyes, commented on this article:
which one?
they both look like fucking hermies to me
On 2008-09-07 07:59:48, solareyes, commented on this article:
very nice
and look at those legs
On 2008-09-07 02:48:11, solareyes, commented on this article:
solid
I want that shirt
On 2008-09-07 02:46:54, solareyes, commented on this article:
I just fell in love :)