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COMMENTS BY SMOKEY ROBINSON CRUSOE

On 2009-11-20 16:45:51, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
mary carey’s eyes are a half-step away from shannon dougherty’s.
On 2009-11-20 16:19:07, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
@malathion:

a dessert island? i don’t know if that was intentional but i snorted.
On 2009-11-20 16:18:16, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
how bad do you feel for her gynecologist?
On 2009-11-19 11:04:26, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
so this is the girl that took the
photos?

www.viceland.com/int/v16n7/htdocs/annabel-mehran-
927.php?page=2
On 2009-11-19 11:00:51, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
how many of you defending the bjm were into them before dig came out? yeah, thought so.
On 2009-11-12 13:41:39, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
i used to have a rule that i never fucked girls i met at events where people had professional camera equipment but that’s pretty much impossible now.
On 2009-11-12 13:01:39, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
i haven’t been this inspired since i watched operation dumbo drop. this guy truly deserves a nobel prize.
On 2009-11-12 12:59:46, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
is the blond in white their mom?
On 2009-11-09 11:31:00, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
al-qaeda doesn’t exist? are you fucking kidding me? keep on reading your conspiracy theory websites you fucking retard.
On 2009-11-09 10:43:56, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
change the last word to "fish" and that’s a shirt i’d wear.
On 2009-10-27 10:51:17, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
she has stalkers? i highly doubt that.
On 2009-10-13 12:06:01, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
if he really messes up you make him recite the preamble to the declaration of independence after he cleans out the jar.
On 2009-10-13 09:50:41, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
nice tits in a prison top is what i’m talking about. set those puppies free!
On 2009-10-13 09:49:32, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
taking sneaker cues from bums. see, this is the kind of fashion advice i need.
On 2009-10-05 09:27:16, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
4chan fashion trends ebb and flow like the tide.
On 2009-09-29 14:20:12, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
this kid looks very bad news bears-y.
On 2009-09-23 11:50:05, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
can you imagine the neck if he mated with > www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=2027
On 2009-09-09 10:36:58, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
by the way, it’s called a "banger."
On 2009-09-09 10:29:56, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
i’m pretty sure he has a tattoo of a cat on his neck which makes this even stranger than first appears.
On 2009-09-09 10:28:57, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
i believe i detect a hint of a camaro mullet in the back. stellar.
On 2009-09-01 11:55:24, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
on second thought, maybe these are the sentinels.
On 2009-09-01 11:54:12, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
well you have to set it to before 2012 because we all know everything is going to evaporate into thin air and somewhere the alien/mayans are going to come back to rule over everything.
On 2009-08-25 12:10:01, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
this is one of the few things that inspires more disgust in me than a gang of fixed gear riders with bandanas tied around their frames.
On 2009-08-24 11:08:43, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
her days of camel jockeying are over. vrrrrooom. vrrrrrrooooooooooom.
On 2009-08-17 11:21:57, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
this has to be one of the sweatiest outfits ever put together.
On 2009-08-17 11:21:11, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
it’s not sanctioned by south korea but they aren’t going to do anything to stop it it sounds. that’s great. leading by example. let the people do their own thing.
On 2009-08-10 16:23:50, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
grainy goodness! i really like the final photograph.
On 2009-08-10 16:20:32, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
very hot. very well done. kudos, gentlemen.
On 2009-08-10 16:19:58, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
are there rules against contortionists competing in limbo contests? if not, hellooooooo free bar tabs!
On 2009-08-10 15:36:53, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
could be stephen tyler instead of mick but definitely someone with huge lips.
On 2009-08-10 15:28:42, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
did angela open a can of lol? i give her credit for writing in but that’s a rough way to end it.
On 2009-08-10 15:27:51, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
their parents might be living vicariously through their kids but they look cooler than i did when i was learning how to ride a bike.
On 2009-08-03 09:09:31, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
some of our parents have these men to thank for being born.
On 2009-07-21 15:23:09, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
it could be a shoulder bag for (GASP!) carrying shit back from the store. i use them too. if you think they look dorky then you look even dorkier lugging forty pounds back in plastic bags with every arm muscle straining.
On 2009-07-20 14:06:55, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
yes yes yes, the chica on chica one is hot and the way the girls looks it looks like this is the first girlie smooching she’s going to do. excellent.
On 2009-07-13 17:30:13, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
i think the shirts are different, too. i think the terry twin’s shirt must be terry’s backup that hasn’t been washed as much. it’s kind of like the colorfast commercials where they show side-by-side comparisons.
On 2009-07-13 14:38:04, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
for some people, their snack narcs might be weight watchers, for others their snack narcs might be their moms, for some, their snack narcs are the real snack narcs.
On 2009-07-13 13:36:54, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
what the hell is going on in photo number two?
On 2009-06-24 13:25:35, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
another chance to play "russian or puerto rican?"
On 2009-06-24 13:17:53, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
why? are you racist? i just see a happy couple with a giant penis in the mix.
On 2009-06-24 13:10:16, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
her waist scares me. you can probably watch her swallow food and follow it through her body.
On 2009-06-23 14:50:25, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
it would be hilarious seeing this twinkle tosser trying to defend his lady’s honor when a big dude starts flirting with her. red blood dripping slowly down his white hairless chest would look perfect.
On 2009-06-23 14:46:55, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
wow larsvon that will teach them. i did enjoy the part about hymen ruining though. more of that.
On 2009-06-23 14:44:23, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
what is it going to be like for the next few generations of american children? both my grandfathers fought in world war II and one in the korean war as well. i’m sure most people my age are in similar situations. now no one wants to fight and fewer are needed for battle. will the american bravado tail off since less young people feel a direct connection with our military? it will be an interesting thing to watch over the next twenty years.
On 2009-06-16 12:08:40, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
i think you could catch skin cancer if you get too close to her chest.
On 2009-05-29 10:15:16, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
inspector ana is giving my penny and the brain a tingling feeling.
On 2009-05-27 12:08:25, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
now if it was on the roof and made the car look like teenwolf was van surfing this would definitely be a do.
On 2009-04-23 15:33:59, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
if the taliban looked more like this they would get a lot more sympathy
On 2009-04-23 15:31:22, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
you know when you make chocolate pudding at home and the top layer gets hard? that’s what her legs look like.
On 2009-04-16 11:56:04, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
i want to see some sabercock jousting. the first man thrown from his segway must jabba the other man’s hut. i don’t know what that means either but by the time this is a reality we can figure something out i’m sure.
On 2009-04-16 11:53:32, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
nice desk. old powerbook, some maxell ur’s (i used to have dozens of them), a semi-automatic cock pistol, and an mini elvis.
On 2009-04-16 11:46:36, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
christmas is a bond girl name and it wasn’t even a good bond girl. it was denise fucking richards. it’s one step above naming your kid hitler.
On 2009-04-08 09:19:00, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
she must not have cats
On 2009-04-08 09:17:05, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
the sidewalk must part like the red sea when these two walk down it
On 2009-04-08 09:15:51, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
i lost count of the number of creepy things in this picture
On 2009-04-08 09:14:37, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
what the fuck is going on with his shoe tongues flopping over like beagle ears?
On 2009-04-06 11:56:19, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
like dreads, african wear should only be on africans. the best you can do is hip mental patient. see above.
On 2009-03-26 16:07:17, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
i’m too broke to afford tailored suits or any suits for that matter but i can attest to the barber analogy, last time i went i was lazy and didn’t want to wait on my normal guy so i went with girl and for the last two weeks i’ve had to walk around with what looks like a psych ward haircut. really, it looks like she had a seizure mid-trim. it’s bad.
On 2009-03-25 16:08:28, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
it looks like his sleeves ripped but only dropped part way down his arms
On 2009-03-25 16:05:49, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
at first i just thought he had really big rabies lips.
On 2009-03-25 16:04:54, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
she looks like a fat poodle with bangs
On 2009-03-25 15:49:12, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
is ben from waverly films? i think my friend dated him if so.
On 2009-03-25 15:46:48, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
she is obviously strange looking but beautiful in a very unique way. i’d love to see her in all white, she’d look incredible!
On 2009-03-25 15:44:41, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
i want a wooly mammoth dammit!
or a turtle shell helmet with hair head and legs would be rad.
On 2009-03-25 15:40:47, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
did she eat it? i bet boogs give your fingers ideal knitting grip.
On 2009-03-25 15:39:43, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
johnny ryan should put out a book collection titled "shits and giggles"
On 2009-03-25 15:37:34, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
weird, the skull man has flesh arms. fingernails too, no less.
On 2009-03-25 15:36:25, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
i’ll all about schoolbook porn but can we include the teachers? i had some fucking hotties in homeroom. social studies - ms. monts, hell-oooooo...
On 2009-03-25 15:34:49, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
people commit murder all the time and walk away. remember a tiny case with oj simpson? at least wacko here used the meat.
On 2009-03-25 15:33:21, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
zombie porn. surely this has been done by someone, right? that’s a porn genre i could really sink my teeth into.
On 2009-03-25 15:31:59, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
sylvester looks fucking vicious. watch out, tweety!!
On 2009-03-17 10:13:52, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
best muffin top hairdo i’ve seen. uber cute. chain link scarf is awesome.
On 2009-03-17 10:01:49, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
the gray/blond hair is the exact color of my grandmother’s hair. they probably use about the same amount of hair product too.
On 2009-03-16 10:15:33, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
i bet she saved her jeans ass. it’s in a drawer somewhere.
On 2009-03-16 10:14:48, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
i’m not sure this is a true chubster, she probably has just enought meat to get a nice jiggle when beating guts. 10:1 she can suck a mean dick too.
On 2009-03-13 13:32:42, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
this looks way less "middle of nowhere" than kansas. i swear driving across kansas you begin to question how anyone there hasn’t killed themselves or moved. flat. flat. flat. gas station. flat.
On 2009-03-06 11:37:30, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
how old are these chicks?!? no way she’s legal drinking age right?
On 2009-03-06 08:43:06, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
this looks like a drunken mistake waiting to happen. can you imagine the waves of regret in the morning rolling over into this one? better hope you stayed at her place so you can make a quick exit.
On 2009-03-04 09:23:07, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
wiki three times? i see one for ddr, but what were the other two? do you not know what communist means? über? seriously?
On 2009-03-03 19:45:23, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
bonus points for the single shoulder strap. that’s been cool ever since david rocked it in flight of the navigator. best movie ever.
On 2009-02-24 11:11:41, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
that’s it. i’m back on my monthly tithing and donating to the united negro college fund.
On 2009-02-20 15:46:10, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
did you realize the napoleon girl was the tattoo baby in waterworld? it’s hard to believe, but yes, she did get uglier.
On 2009-02-20 15:40:08, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
sometimes you gotta pay the piper and others you have to tell him to fuck off
On 2009-02-20 15:35:52, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
you can catch a pretty sweet view of manhattan from the verrazano bridge. that’s about it.
On 2009-02-13 16:04:56, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
i’m not familiar with any of these bands, but from their names and the song titles, i’m guessing they all suck donkey dick.
On 2009-02-12 09:11:36, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
special collector’s edition? really? does it have a holographic cumshot on the back?
On 2009-02-10 14:26:49, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
the bodies exhibit was already controversial enough. don’t you think the producers would jump through every hoop to make sure their multi-million dollar investment didn’t blow up in their face?
On 2009-02-10 08:45:44, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
yes, the bodies for the "bodies" exhibit do come from china, but i’m willing to bet the curators made sure they were getting legitimate unclaimed bodies that died from natural causes. don’t you think the embalming people could easily tell if their organs had been taken? duh.
On 2009-02-10 08:42:19, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
rowan has the face of a man that just ripped the best, loudest, ass-fluttering fart of his life.
On 2009-02-05 16:34:09, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
he might be reenatcing "another day in paradise" by phir corrins.
On 2009-02-05 16:25:33, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
god, dude, best of luck. show these assholes what a real man is.
On 2009-01-28 14:37:59, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
italy isn’t looking so hot these days
On 2009-01-28 14:28:58, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
i spy zoolander
On 2009-01-26 14:13:11, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
the girl is wearing a scarf and flipflops at the same time. what is wrong with this picture?
On 2009-01-26 14:00:26, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
if she knows what’s good for her, she’ll get her ass back in the kitchen and finish the lasagna.
On 2009-01-22 11:30:30, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
universal sadness is an understatement. the drawing with the father counting the money while little tommy is being yanked out the door? it left me feeling like i did at the end of "big fish" when i saw it at the theater. by myself. on a weekday matinee.
On 2009-01-21 11:14:44, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
death is tragic and all, but don’t you want to sometimes smack some sense into these kids? they don’t know what real stress is!
On 2009-01-21 11:00:40, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
that’s the face my girlfriend makes when i suggest anal
On 2009-01-20 18:30:32, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
normal girls also wear crocs and jeans that don’t fit. doesn’t mean i want to emulate them.
On 2009-01-20 18:29:00, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
a do has never looked so comfortable. i thought you had that rule about having to be at least a little bit uncomfortable.
On 2009-01-20 18:27:44, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
when i drank sparks i had to make sure there was a toilet close by withing ten minutes of the first gulp. my stomach hated me for taking in that yellow shit.
On 2009-01-20 18:00:09, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
i am in love with his book
On 2009-01-20 17:58:31, smokey robinson crusoe, commented on this article:
this photographer did a great series on the ladyboys.