skidmarx


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COMMENTS BY SKIDMARX

On 2009-11-20 14:45:09, skidmarx, commented on this article:
i’m very proud that the flippity flops didn’t ruin this one for you guys. also, check out her toe nails. fancy!
On 2009-11-17 08:45:56, skidmarx, commented on this article:
the fact that this is a one-piece grosses me out. thinking of her slithering into it in the morning, fresh out of the shower and spray-on deodorant gives me the bad kind of chills.
On 2009-11-12 11:29:21, skidmarx, commented on this article:
hopefully domingo is totally clean in the rest of his life or i’m sure they will find something to charge him with. good job, sir.
On 2009-11-12 11:28:03, skidmarx, commented on this article:
THEM weekly
On 2009-10-21 12:15:24, skidmarx, commented on this article:
if i ran shit, bruce springsten and the e street band would follow her everywhere she went playing "glory days" over and over.
On 2009-10-21 12:09:14, skidmarx, commented on this article:
they all look like they’re having a horrible time except the slumpy guy in the jorts. i think he’s having hallucinations about the girl on his right. that and marky mark and the funky bunch.
On 2009-10-16 08:12:23, skidmarx, commented on this article:
she falls somewhere between elvira and el nino.
On 2009-10-15 13:01:24, skidmarx, commented on this article:
what’s the one about having to be a little bit uncomfortable to look good? this is the opposite of that.
On 2009-10-07 11:27:36, skidmarx, commented on this article:
he’s a patch and a hood away from being a grand dragon.
On 2009-09-23 12:07:06, skidmarx, commented on this article:
vests, please die unless you are living underneath a suit coat.
On 2009-09-15 13:39:21, skidmarx, commented on this article:
spike goes from lovable chap to pervy looking kid stalker in t-minus one pair of terry shades.
On 2009-09-15 12:03:10, skidmarx, commented on this article:
england, right? no one else can make the windsor knot as big as a softball.
On 2009-09-04 11:41:03, skidmarx, commented on this article:
lost has chickens. and polar bears and pterodactyls and all kinds of crazy shit. he should be happy it’s not a pterodactyl.
On 2009-08-27 12:24:20, skidmarx, commented on this article:
it’s because they are tomboys. most of them aren’t hot to begin with and the ones that are you don’t know about until they grow up and decide to wear girl clothes and try to look good for guys.
On 2009-08-26 12:01:04, skidmarx, commented on this article:
just laughed out loud for reals. best one in a while guys. keep it up.
On 2009-08-26 08:00:57, skidmarx, commented on this article:
there’s never an itch this bitch can’t scratch.
On 2009-08-26 07:55:35, skidmarx, commented on this article:
and then he downed the rest of his pint, threw the glass against the brick wall, and quickly got thrown out of the bar.
On 2009-08-20 12:22:09, skidmarx, commented on this article:
if a girl spends this much time getting her look together there is a high likelihood she’ll go the extra mile when it comes time for bjs too. it’s a secret your mind doesn’t want to come out and say so i’m saying it instead.
On 2009-08-17 10:04:52, skidmarx, commented on this article:
i wouldn’t think he would require headphones. he looks like the kind of guy that permanently has beatboxing running through his head like a corporation-trying-to-be-hip commercial.
On 2009-08-17 10:03:30, skidmarx, commented on this article:
this is great. it’s like good vibes artillery. i wonder how accurately they can shoot their prop-rockets.
On 2009-08-11 17:26:27, skidmarx, commented on this article:
can you shitheads not read?

"The trademarked names of these spirits have been translated into English because we did not have legal permission to use them. Google our translations to decipher what their labels really say. "
On 2009-08-11 17:03:07, skidmarx, commented on this article:
high school girls love natty ice. it’s a fact, jack. i love when they drink it because they get slammed, start crying, and run off to the kitchen, leaving the guys to smoke our dope in peace.
On 2009-08-11 17:01:30, skidmarx, commented on this article:
ian. seriously. fuck you. it doesn’t celebrate what we do to fuck up the rest of the world. it celebrates that we aren’t fucking up the rest of the world under the union jack. i, for one, celebrated as any red-blooded american should, with lots of beer and meat products cooked over an open flame. good day, sir.
On 2009-08-11 16:49:01, skidmarx, commented on this article:
chris nieratko can do no wrong. he could write a haiku and i would probably fall out of my chair laughing.
On 2009-08-11 16:48:14, skidmarx, commented on this article:
ps - and even more never make it at all. i bet the percentage of artists making it has actually decreased since the time of billie holliday and the others mentioned.
On 2009-08-11 16:47:24, skidmarx, commented on this article:
one record and you’re in? tell that to the black lips. i know what he means but that is the case maybe ten percent of the time. most bands still have to pay their dues playing local bars and tiny tours before their careers take off.
On 2009-08-11 16:03:09, skidmarx, commented on this article:
why are you looking for agendas in captions?
On 2009-08-11 16:00:21, skidmarx, commented on this article:
this dude? this is a girl!
On 2009-08-11 15:52:02, skidmarx, commented on this article:
i could not back that up enough. too many nights of irish whiskey shots has taught me to give them some time before you dive back in. you’ll feel fine and all the sudden it will be like a steamroller driven by steve mcqueen hit you with a jackhammer missile.
On 2009-08-11 15:48:33, skidmarx, commented on this article:
i can already tell whatever music they play is something i would hate and if not seeing them play it would be enough. i blame their parents. by the time you’re playing instruments and trying to act goofy you’re old enough to know better than this or you should be.
On 2009-07-21 17:41:25, skidmarx, commented on this article:
i’ve never seen batman with club foot. that’s sad. and look at his face. bummer.
On 2009-07-21 17:39:28, skidmarx, commented on this article:
shit. i didn’t know panter did zappa covers. did he do weasels ripped my flesh? anyone?
On 2009-07-20 07:51:21, skidmarx, commented on this article:
looks like someone used the possessed filter in photoshop.
On 2009-07-14 17:00:03, skidmarx, commented on this article:
"I think that cop is chris farley’s brother."

you succeeded in making me laugh. nice one.
On 2009-07-14 16:57:59, skidmarx, commented on this article:
hey assholes, kelly mcgillis ended up being a lesbian the whole time. didn’t you hear?
On 2009-07-07 11:39:10, skidmarx, commented on this article:
the photos he took for the slab city piece were great. glad to see more from sutherland.
On 2009-07-07 11:26:59, skidmarx, commented on this article:
thanks for not doing the marilyn pose with her skirt blowing up.
On 2009-07-06 11:51:59, skidmarx, commented on this article:
my belt holds up my pant. hers hold up her boobs. i’m not sure which is the better end of the deal.
On 2009-07-01 14:17:10, skidmarx, commented on this article:
and even more so if you are really into harper’s weekly etchings.
On 2009-07-01 13:07:04, skidmarx, commented on this article:
ahhhhhhh, summer!
On 2009-07-01 12:07:51, skidmarx, commented on this article:
why so colorful? joe camel is illegal but these dildos look like kids toys. isn’t that kind of a double standard?
On 2009-07-01 12:05:51, skidmarx, commented on this article:
he should have gone with sex panther. it’s made from real bits of panther.
On 2009-07-01 12:05:07, skidmarx, commented on this article:
this is pretty cool occupation. all but the anus sewing.
On 2009-07-01 12:02:53, skidmarx, commented on this article:
it probably fucks with their heads anyways. babies can hear you talking when they are in the womb so when the get out finally and you start talking to them like idiots they are probably wondering what the fuck is up.
On 2009-07-01 09:50:17, skidmarx, commented on this article:
"This guy should be the poster boy for sticking to Coke!"

that’s a wonderful idea.
On 2009-06-25 15:56:06, skidmarx, commented on this article:
for years now everytime i see a pawnshop c.r.e.a.m. gets in my head. not exactly a bad thing.
On 2009-06-16 17:07:36, skidmarx, commented on this article:
fruit loops would be the perfect name for this collection. that’s not meant to be bad. i like it. it’s like fashion rebar.
On 2009-06-16 17:06:41, skidmarx, commented on this article:
you mean he got the chargrilling recipe wrong?
On 2009-06-16 17:05:54, skidmarx, commented on this article:
we should have a peace bargaining deal and they can team up and hunt down the minutemen fuckers.
On 2009-06-16 17:03:58, skidmarx, commented on this article:
he needs some of the bullets for his gun like in roger rabbit when it opens up and a tiny guy with a hatchet hits the target but his would be equipped with nunchunks.
On 2009-06-16 17:01:47, skidmarx, commented on this article:
getting himself in vice will do more for his sexlife than any cologne ever will.
On 2009-06-16 17:00:17, skidmarx, commented on this article:
the lifestyle of being rich isn’t bad. it’s the other rich people that make it unbearable. that’s why rappers have posses.
On 2009-06-16 16:58:31, skidmarx, commented on this article:
the split is perfect. not a single red hair is venturing to the black side.
On 2009-06-16 16:55:37, skidmarx, commented on this article:
if your bike chain gets rusty you can run your fingers through his crotch pit and you are back to a well oiled machine
On 2009-06-16 16:51:10, skidmarx, commented on this article:
she pays several people lots of money every month to tell her how beautiful she looks.
On 2009-06-08 13:37:22, skidmarx, commented on this article:
i believe it’s either

a) a horrible translation by a chinese sweatshop worker

or

b) hoodie madlibs
On 2009-05-26 12:46:06, skidmarx, commented on this article:
this is the first time in a long time that i’ve thought of the term facial in a non-sexual or basketball way.
On 2009-05-26 12:43:59, skidmarx, commented on this article:
i think the lump at the front of the burrito is where the lion wang is hanging out, kind of like when someone simulates fellatio and makes their tongue poke their cheek out.
On 2009-05-12 16:29:58, skidmarx, commented on this article:
what i wonder is was pink the color of choice beforehand or was it selected to match the pink sock? b/c i have never before seen pink semen.
On 2009-05-12 16:28:41, skidmarx, commented on this article:
these photos are insane. i can’t even fathom being in the middle of a prison riot.
On 2009-04-29 08:00:00, skidmarx, commented on this article:
remember the old do about impaling a ring on her finger? this is an even better example of that. the other girl was more like one you’d regret after leaving vegas. this here is one you’d still be giving yourself props for even during menopausal psychosis.
On 2009-04-28 13:03:31, skidmarx, commented on this article:
divorce can do horrible things to families but it definitely makes your friend’s mom hot again. sorry mr. walters.
On 2009-04-28 10:53:43, skidmarx, commented on this article:
so. i was just checking out this gun. is that a camo silencer on that bad boy? i’ll admit i’m far from an expert on rifles but i haven’t seen one like that before.
On 2009-04-28 09:52:34, skidmarx, commented on this article:
i think if you took this pic into photoshop and inverted it she would still be this hot.
On 2009-04-28 09:51:51, skidmarx, commented on this article:
eeekkkkkhghgg.. no, i do not want to know what’s behind door number two.
On 2009-04-28 09:51:14, skidmarx, commented on this article:
she’s hot but my boring-in-bed radar is blowing up. two weeks and you’d be so tired of this chick you’d be slipping out in the cover of darkness.
On 2009-04-28 09:49:39, skidmarx, commented on this article:
the stage must be held up with reinforced steel beams. the ink in her hip skin weighs more than my puppy.
On 2009-04-28 09:30:28, skidmarx, commented on this article:
is that a feeding trough in the first photograph? isn’t that cheating? baited field or whatever you call it? whatever happened to the sport of all this hunting shit? fox and hound shit?
On 2009-04-28 09:28:02, skidmarx, commented on this article:
the ganky haircut and greasy face would keep me a fair distance from our friend here, but all in all, he’s probably an okay guy. his pants say party party fun times and his shoes say "i can outrun the popo"
On 2009-04-22 12:45:21, skidmarx, commented on this article:
you are only allowed to al bundy in the privacy of your own home. especially if you have doodie stains on your undies.
On 2009-04-15 12:34:21, skidmarx, commented on this article:
this is like an extreme version of sitting on your hand until it falls asleep to masturbate. instead, you use someone else’s hand.
On 2009-04-09 08:54:10, skidmarx, commented on this article:
is that a scrotum patch i see? oh my.
On 2009-04-07 13:21:16, skidmarx, commented on this article:
i love sidebraids. they are the backward baseball cap of the buddhist world.
On 2009-04-07 10:30:32, skidmarx, commented on this article:
i wish i was there when she went to the salon and asked for a bob but please don’t touch the braid dreads.
On 2009-04-07 10:07:21, skidmarx, commented on this article:
his leather jacket is uh-mazing. almost like he’s going to prom with the homecoming queen but she’s a seal.
On 2009-03-30 10:54:49, skidmarx, commented on this article:
are those tye-dyed shin skirts?
On 2009-03-23 13:13:56, skidmarx, commented on this article:
what’s the deal with the long coat tails? they look like superheros that have the power to match wallpaper and are really good at sewing machines and bridge.
On 2009-03-13 17:41:20, skidmarx, commented on this article:
this turd listens to shitty music, smokes shitty weed, and generally lives a shitty life. he’s probably really good at somethings, like punisher trivia and icing down areas for piercings.
On 2009-03-13 17:34:38, skidmarx, commented on this article:
random thought - if i was a camera marketer i’d always use really fat people because that camera looks fucking tiiiiiiiny. everything’s pocket size when you have really big pockets.
On 2009-03-06 14:48:32, skidmarx, commented on this article:
she has a sexy face but josette and the amazing technicolor dream leotard is not her ideal look. all black with exposed neckline and that exact pose would be smoking.
On 2009-03-05 11:43:03, skidmarx, commented on this article:
the worst part is the frayed pockets. that configuration is impossible! if you go for that you have to make it doable. what? were there three different levels of keys in there like key verandas?
On 2009-03-02 13:08:40, skidmarx, commented on this article:
i think he missed the intended sexual reference target. doesn’t fistED make him the recipient? who knows? maybe he’s into that, but most of me thinks he seriously missed the meaning with this.
On 2009-02-27 15:04:30, skidmarx, commented on this article:
maybe he’s a competitive swimmer. he wouldn’t need to shave the junk area since it’s covered up by the speedo. this still doesn’t account for the nut duster, but he could shave that off lickety split in time for the race.
On 2009-02-26 11:26:26, skidmarx, commented on this article:
seriously, what’s the motivation for the afghan army? the u.s. is there doing all their work while they blaze up and dream of banging virgins in the afterlife. i’d sign up for that shit in a heartbeat. pull our troops asap. this is only making people hate us more.
On 2009-02-26 07:54:23, skidmarx, commented on this article:
her bangs are banging a little too far around her head. otherwise, perfect.
On 2009-02-25 13:09:08, skidmarx, commented on this article:
girls that make a bottle of wine = three glasses -> do
On 2009-02-18 08:48:54, skidmarx, commented on this article:
do they simply chop off the ding-dong? wrap a rubberband around it really tightly until it falls off? i’m curious.
On 2009-02-13 16:42:34, skidmarx, commented on this article:
i wouldn’t mind being the chinese finger trap between these two young ladies
On 2009-02-10 17:14:24, skidmarx, commented on this article:
three-time defending ladies of clahoosa county armwrestling champion
On 2009-02-10 17:13:06, skidmarx, commented on this article:
one girl, two fake b-cups
On 2009-02-09 13:18:16, skidmarx, commented on this article:
thank god for doublestick tape
On 2009-02-09 09:00:22, skidmarx, commented on this article:
i’d trade my lunch to hear the top middle girl’s accent
On 2009-02-07 19:43:30, skidmarx, commented on this article:
when you can’t afford a lapel, you have to find other ways to display your patriotism
On 2009-02-06 19:59:58, skidmarx, commented on this article:
tit or no tit, the first shot is the best of the bunch. and yeah, the tit is icing on the 35mm cake, if you will. some kid is going to be very happy with that nipple one day.
On 2009-02-06 19:57:22, skidmarx, commented on this article:
they don’t do interplanetary collect calls. i already tried.
On 2009-02-06 19:43:16, skidmarx, commented on this article:
david berman? what the fuck did you do with yourself?
On 2009-02-06 19:38:09, skidmarx, commented on this article:
this rascal leaves all kind of "me"
On 2009-02-05 13:11:49, skidmarx, commented on this article:
nothing, and i mean nothing, will keep a black man from wearing his matching doo-rag.
On 2009-02-02 13:37:13, skidmarx, commented on this article:
i hope the middle plug is strictly for novelty purposes. if not, i feel bad for that asshole.
On 2009-02-02 13:33:00, skidmarx, commented on this article:
i don’t even want to know where that tissue came from
On 2009-02-02 08:34:49, skidmarx, commented on this article:
or captain emo