shelby


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COMMENTS BY SHELBY

On 2009-10-26 10:10:09, shelby, commented on this article:
maybe more than the weirdness of removing his shoes is that they shoes are pink. i wouldn’t have thought pink shoes were acceptable footwear over there.
On 2009-10-19 11:43:14, shelby, commented on this article:
bellbottom lace sleeves. my, how things have changed.
On 2009-09-29 17:47:09, shelby, commented on this article:
"these latest d&ds are about as interesting as the last 4 black eyed peas albums. yaaawn"

you know about the last 4 black eyed peas albums and how boring they are. who’s the real loser here?
On 2009-09-29 17:45:33, shelby, commented on this article:
i really want to see what this girl looks like.
On 2009-09-29 17:44:47, shelby, commented on this article:
"also that is a great ass if you don’t think so you don’t have the eye for the booty and should reserve any and all comments about the butt."

i have no problem with her ass. i have a problem with her tramp stamp and the fact that her ass has a bigger appetite than a starving ugandan boy though.
On 2009-09-29 17:42:55, shelby, commented on this article:
but she IS a model. says so right at the top.
On 2009-09-29 17:41:58, shelby, commented on this article:
hey wavves, fuck you and the hype you rode in on.
On 2009-09-29 17:41:03, shelby, commented on this article:
"sex with her, would be great"

your comma intrigues me.
On 2009-09-29 17:40:28, shelby, commented on this article:
your pee is way too orange.
On 2009-09-29 17:39:46, shelby, commented on this article:
no telling how much change she’s lost from that back pocket.
On 2009-09-29 17:38:38, shelby, commented on this article:
i want her handwriting.
On 2009-09-29 17:38:04, shelby, commented on this article:
east village? yeah right.
On 2009-09-29 17:36:31, shelby, commented on this article:
shame about the phone. the rest is timeless.
On 2009-09-29 17:34:26, shelby, commented on this article:
i didn’t know non-homeless people foreheads came in this size.
On 2009-09-29 17:33:11, shelby, commented on this article:
if by breakfast club you mean she’ll make you breakfast the next morning, then fuck yeah.
On 2009-09-29 17:32:32, shelby, commented on this article:
she looks dumber than a newborn wombat but i’d give her a roll.
On 2009-09-29 17:31:44, shelby, commented on this article:
these are the most accurately stereotypical african noses and lips i have ever seen put to microsoft paint pixels.
On 2009-09-29 17:30:52, shelby, commented on this article:
i did this once but i turned around about three blocks from my house when i ran out of skittles.
On 2009-09-29 17:30:16, shelby, commented on this article:
she’s probably covering up horrible teeth that her parents were too poor to put braces on. the thing she doesn’t know is that would only make her look better.
On 2009-09-29 14:33:58, shelby, commented on this article:
he’s probably just tired from trying to keep up with little shithead over there.
On 2009-09-28 09:49:34, shelby, commented on this article:
quite an impressive gunt. even more impressive is the stretchy denim holding it in.
On 2009-09-23 13:42:00, shelby, commented on this article:
all asian girls look the same to us and that’s how they see dorks.
On 2009-09-23 13:41:15, shelby, commented on this article:
free pot, imprison hippies.
On 2009-09-23 13:40:30, shelby, commented on this article:
now this is my kind of vigil.
On 2009-09-23 13:39:54, shelby, commented on this article:
dude would blow away in a strong gust, leaving her and me to ride away in the ashphalt sunset.
On 2009-09-23 13:39:02, shelby, commented on this article:
lordy, he has the hands of yao ming.
On 2009-09-23 13:38:26, shelby, commented on this article:
it’s not fair to take it out on the retards.
On 2009-09-23 13:37:50, shelby, commented on this article:
boner beams!
On 2009-09-23 13:37:13, shelby, commented on this article:
the last one looks like an undead tracy morgan.
On 2009-09-23 13:36:20, shelby, commented on this article:
avalon’s not bad looking if she was 36 and not 26.
On 2009-09-23 13:35:11, shelby, commented on this article:
he and the frumple faced girl in red sitting on a fire hyrdrant should have mulatto babies.
On 2009-09-23 13:34:36, shelby, commented on this article:
the right ballpark? she’s not even in the right sport.
On 2009-09-08 15:17:03, shelby, commented on this article:
is it possible to be too crazy to be a pirate?
On 2009-08-28 14:42:08, shelby, commented on this article:
looks like when you take pics one night and look at them the next day and your digital file is fucked up and the colors come out all weird.
On 2009-08-28 14:24:23, shelby, commented on this article:
her eyes are incredible.
On 2009-08-21 10:06:25, shelby, commented on this article:
wanh wanh wanh. keep crying and calling people racist. don’t you see how many times whites and fuck, everyone (!) gets called out here? stop your johnnie cochrane shit already.
On 2009-08-17 08:14:57, shelby, commented on this article:
i think he’s leaning over to rip a nasty one.
On 2009-08-12 12:03:36, shelby, commented on this article:
if you can fit a fleece zip-up under your suit your suit doesn’t fit.
On 2009-08-12 09:40:12, shelby, commented on this article:
i’m somewhat surprised there is so much interest in detroit. it’s an interesting story, the fall of a large city because of the decline of the american auto industry, but no one gave a shit about detroit until a year or two ago. when’s the last time there was a big story out of detroit that wasn’t car-related? the release of ’8 mile’?
On 2009-08-12 09:20:58, shelby, commented on this article:
the state trooper aviators kinda look great with the leather jacket in tow.
On 2009-08-11 15:40:14, shelby, commented on this article:
helen’s dress is pretty revealing for church. if i was a kid in that congregation i don’t know if i could stand for the hymns with her hanging around.
On 2009-08-11 15:38:53, shelby, commented on this article:
everyone that could afford slaves had slaves. it’s not like everyone south of the mason dixon had them. only the rich did. and lots of northerners had slaves too. don’t forget that.
On 2009-08-11 13:14:18, shelby, commented on this article:
i actually like the tiedye under the torn dress shirt. original.
On 2009-06-19 10:25:29, shelby, commented on this article:
noah "exclusive" boeken goes to show that no matter how much money you have you can still, with a bit of effort, look like a complete and total shithead.
On 2009-07-20 15:40:29, shelby, commented on this article:
crazy. look at how the light makes a blue outline around 7’s face. eerie.
On 2009-07-20 15:31:08, shelby, commented on this article:
either this is some really deceptive photography or chubby dudes don’t have chubby dongs.
On 2009-07-20 15:29:47, shelby, commented on this article:
i like to think that i insert swear words into love poems in life on a daily basis.
On 2009-07-16 13:02:35, shelby, commented on this article:
pigpen is obviously a super kickass lady. pam looks like an interesting one too.
On 2009-07-16 12:30:18, shelby, commented on this article:
and shit, i know this isn’t going to sound like i mean it but the technicality of the photos and the technicality of the moves (or whatever they are called) is a nice match.
On 2009-07-16 12:29:29, shelby, commented on this article:
i’ve had mixed feelings with roe ethridge’s stuff in the past but these are great.
On 2009-07-16 12:25:36, shelby, commented on this article:
BY FAR the best thing in the issue!
On 2009-07-16 12:23:03, shelby, commented on this article:
i don’t think dana is much older than this herself.
On 2009-07-16 10:01:08, Shelby, commented on this article:
a rare look at human faces of the german army. it’s almost enough to make you sympathize with them and considering many of them didn’t know the extent of hitler’s actions, maybe that is how things should be.
On 2009-07-08 11:54:02, Shelby, commented on this article:
hrm. i wonder if the "pregnant woman glow" was an influence on the use of light for her or if it was a happy mistake.
On 2009-07-08 11:52:12, Shelby, commented on this article:
don’t you worry humpty, ozzy is going to catch you. it’s all good.
On 2009-07-08 11:51:06, Shelby, commented on this article:
can you imagine the waterfalls of tears if michael’s daughter saw this? jesus. i think she is a new star from being sad. gotta be the first time that has ever happened.
On 2009-07-08 11:49:39, Shelby, commented on this article:
sometimes i wish i could ask pictures questions, like "where are the best collards around here?" and "you like lemonade don’t you?" and "can i party with your skirt?"
On 2009-06-22 08:20:38, shelby, commented on this article:
i don’t know if this is true but it seems like you have started doing more interviews with authors the past few years and at first i didn’t like it but it has become one of my favorite features when you do.

the harry crews interview was so great i have read some of his books now and i may even give elmore leonard a shot now.
On 2009-06-22 08:18:07, shelby, commented on this article:
it’s not really horror and they aren’t really villains but the demons in jacob’s ladder still scare the poopoo out of me.
On 2009-06-22 08:16:46, shelby, commented on this article:
what? manly gays that still shave their bodies and have clockwork orange posters over their mantle?
On 2009-06-22 08:13:39, shelby, commented on this article:
what’s up with the camo guy by the wall all blair witch?
On 2009-05-15 09:36:44, Shelby, commented on this article:
The first picture reminds me of the church scene in the Blues Brothers. Who knows? Maybe this girl really is blessed.

Yeah, right. But the parents did pick a perfect time of day for the dramatic lighting.
On 2009-04-15 13:03:42, shelby, commented on this article:
family tree trunks are going to get really wide when the singularity hits. instead of having dinner with your grandparents you will have dinner with your great great great great great great grandparents. imagine all the christmas presents!
On 2009-04-08 11:02:14, shelby, commented on this article:
"true! only problem with having a tall friend is his dick is about double the lenght of yours:/"

and if he’s black it’s three times as long
On 2009-04-06 11:08:31, shelby, commented on this article:
i think i figured out how to be a slut and do hard drugs and still be loved - live in the uk. i mean, she was on video doing blow and has a kid. shit’s not cool.
On 2009-03-31 11:16:18, shelby, commented on this article:
what exactly made you think it wouldn’t be art deco? it was the 60s and the interviews mentions art deco and art nouveau.
On 2009-03-17 14:48:38, shelby, commented on this article:
why go for a theme? no one cares if you’re in the 42nd battalion or whatever. they just want to see your cock.
On 2009-03-05 13:18:54, shelby, commented on this article:
that’s the saddest fucking amusement park ever. the guy in the ticket booth must have the world’s most boring job.
On 2009-03-02 10:51:03, shelby, commented on this article:
that’s the kind of church i want to attend. what’s that pipe for?
On 2009-02-24 14:52:52, shelby, commented on this article:
what the hell is going on with those windows? they look like sand art. and is that a window on the right from a distant house? it’s kind of freaking me out a little.
On 2009-02-18 14:19:08, shelby, commented on this article:
i’m totally okay with my kid being gay, but if he turns out like this, it’s a different story completely
On 2009-02-11 16:26:00, shelby, commented on this article:
you people that bitch about 44.1 and 192bkps or whatever are the only ones that can tell the difference anyways. believe me, as long as it sounds better than a myspace rip you’re cool.
On 2009-02-09 18:10:09, shelby, commented on this article:
the daydream team more like it
On 2009-02-06 07:22:58, shelby, commented on this article:
mope on a rope
On 2009-01-28 08:32:30, shelby, commented on this article:
religion wasn’t started as a way to control people. unfortunately, lots of time in history it has been used as a means of power and control.
On 2009-01-27 14:01:43, shelby, commented on this article:
better hope that stage has reinforcements
On 2009-01-26 16:45:54, shelby, commented on this article:
it’s bugging me way too much that the flag is fresh out of the box with the fold wrinkles so obvious
On 2009-01-23 08:49:54, shelby, commented on this article:
never underestimate the power of parents’ denial. i’ve seen comparable things (but not as horrific) happen among acquaintances.
On 2009-01-22 08:20:23, shelby, commented on this article:
it looks like that middle one is cultivating a steppe farm on his noggin.
On 2009-01-21 16:45:28, shelby, commented on this article:
leaving a town is easier said than done. and for the kids, unless they runaway, which probably doesn’t get them anywhere better off, it’s impossible.
On 2009-01-21 12:13:05, shelby, commented on this article:
is that a kid’s size beer? he looks like an ogre compared to it.
On 2009-01-21 12:11:21, shelby, commented on this article:
ugh. please tell me she didn’t end up with the ankh guy with the farmers market satchel.
On 2009-01-21 12:09:36, shelby, commented on this article:
as nasty as sparks was, i will miss it. lacking coke, there was never a better way to get your friends off the couch and into some trouble.
On 2009-01-21 12:08:05, shelby, commented on this article:
no ungodly tattoos that i can see. maybe there is still hope.
On 2009-01-21 12:00:48, shelby, commented on this article:
the jd samson comment is spot-on. i was thinking the same thing.
On 2009-01-21 11:59:18, shelby, commented on this article:
dumpy in at least two meaning of the word