 | On 2009-11-20 12:13:03, rufiomania, commented on this article:
i like the see-through, but maybe next time you can include a pop-up book? thanks. |
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| On 2009-11-20 10:37:03, rufiomania, commented on this article:
will work for toilet paper. |
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| On 2009-11-20 10:36:09, rufiomania, commented on this article:
dumbo? |
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| On 2009-11-19 19:11:14, rufiomania, commented on this article:
wow dude. wow. |
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| On 2009-11-19 19:10:27, rufiomania, commented on this article:
bill butler should enter the hemingway look alike contest. |
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| On 2009-11-19 19:08:46, rufiomania, commented on this article:
obviously jordi robbed marta. check out all the girl’s crap he’s getting rid of. |
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| On 2009-11-19 16:32:10, rufiomania, commented on this article:
i’d let h im blow me but only if he kept the skull on. |
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| On 2009-11-19 16:31:19, rufiomania, commented on this article:
crosseyed and hairless |
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| On 2009-11-19 16:29:51, rufiomania, commented on this article:
i aspire to one day be like him. |
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| On 2009-11-19 16:28:59, rufiomania, commented on this article:
i’m curious to see if lonnie will attempt to eat any of the yard candy canes. |
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| On 2009-11-19 16:12:02, rufiomania, commented on this article:
see? perfect example of why hate crime laws are hogwash. so what if i want to kill this piece of shit? did i do it because he’s gay (we are all in agreement on that, right? that he’s a catcher?)? no! i did it because he deserved it, gay or not. |
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| On 2009-09-16 10:24:29, rufiomania, commented on this article:
this was all going so well until i noticed the iphone purse. what the fuck, people? can you not go a single hour without listening to something? silence can be golden. |
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| On 2009-09-16 10:11:12, rufiomania, commented on this article:
i think benecio del toro is one of the wild things. how fucking perfect is that match? i can’t wait to see this! |
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| On 2009-09-14 15:29:04, rufiomania, commented on this article:
no it hasn’t. i think he has the pick of the litter so he picks people he likes. i would do the same. |
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| On 2009-09-14 15:25:28, rufiomania, commented on this article:
holy shit, rufio is gay! |
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| On 2009-09-08 15:50:42, rufiomania, commented on this article:
if she’s hairy like you think then i would come up with a pube mustache by the time i was done with her. |
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| On 2009-09-02 10:18:18, rufiomania, commented on this article:
then shut your fucking mouth and enjoy it. you editor wannabes bitching and moaning over wordplay on dos and don’ts really get on my last nerve. did you come to laugh or nitpick, because one of the two is the wrong reason. |
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| On 2009-08-24 13:53:51, rufiomania, commented on this article:
the very rare dreadhawk! |
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| On 2009-08-24 13:53:11, rufiomania, commented on this article:
the more you guys ridicule him the more he laughs and comes up with new ideas. so keep it up. it’s entertaining.
can’t wait to get my hands on a copy of prison pit. |
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| On 2009-08-21 09:33:37, rufiomania, commented on this article:
looks like a recipe for two hit regional singles and seven children. |
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| On 2009-08-20 16:32:44, rufiomania, commented on this article:
"written by anonymous"
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| On 2009-08-19 12:05:44, rufiomania, commented on this article:
there’s nothing sexier than hairy legs under dark hose. it would have been better if the hose was brown but beggers can’t be choosers. |
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| On 2009-08-12 16:50:16, rufiomania, commented on this article:
johnny sits at the right hand of god. go read watchmen for the thirteenth time goober. you wouldn’t know funny if it got infected inside your cornhole. |
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| On 2009-08-11 16:13:48, rufiomania, commented on this article:
i’m almost as happy about your return as johnny’s larsvon. |
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| On 2009-08-10 16:06:34, rufiomania, commented on this article:
if vice had the ability to give cancer you think shitheads like you would still be around? guess what, asshole? you have a surprise in the new issue. enjoy. |
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| On 2009-08-10 15:53:30, rufiomania, commented on this article:
HE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| On 2009-08-10 11:03:13, rufiomania, commented on this article:
"BECAUSE SMART PEOPLE HAVE ABORTIONS, duhh."
no, smart people don’t get pregnant. duhh. |
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| On 2009-08-07 11:06:16, rufiomania, commented on this article:
i didn’t say this was my favorite don’t of all time but if someone really didn’t get the joke then what the fuck are they doing here to begin with? this ain’t rocket science. jokes about race are funny. the n*gger family on the chapelle show was one of the best skits he did. |
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| On 2009-08-07 09:49:25, rufiomania, commented on this article:
jerry hsu is in half of his own photos. just saying. by the way, that’s the shit. i love it. be your own muse. |
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| On 2009-08-07 09:28:56, rufiomania, commented on this article:
"Maybe their last names are ’White’?"
that’s the joke you fucking loser. some of you guys, i swear. how fucking dumb do you have to be? |
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| On 2009-08-06 09:06:49, rufiomania, commented on this article:
miscreant is right, though. it’s only sparkly icing on the ass cake. |
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| On 2009-08-04 08:51:52, rufiomania, commented on this article:
like i needed another reason to be jealous of richard kern. this guy makes me feel like an asshole every time i see him. |
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| On 2009-07-22 12:34:26, rufiomania, commented on this article:
dammit your mom. just when i’m starting to like you you go and fuck it all up. how the shit are you going to whine and bitch about something that includes an interview with al fucking jaffee? AL FUCKING JAFFEE! |
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| On 2009-07-21 09:37:25, rufiomania, commented on this article:
oh how sad the poor little fucking crybaby can’t handle vice writers belittling his sacred ireland. didn’t you know coming into this you were playing psychological russian roulette? oh shit, i hope you aren’t friends with any russians! did i offend you again? you should look into pity party promoting. i think you would have a bright future in that. |
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| On 2009-07-17 17:04:33, rufiomania, commented on this article:
she’s not the five you fucking dimwits, the other newscasters are. i can’t believe this many of you can’t read a complete sentence without tripping over your own dick. |
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| On 2009-07-17 09:33:32, rufiomania, commented on this article:
trustafarians? you fucking assbag. you know how fucking dumb you sound? did you make four million? no, then shut the fuck up. and never ever say that word again. |
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| On 2009-07-13 12:44:28, rufiomania, commented on this article:
i think the girl’s real dad was a light-skinned black man. |
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| On 2009-07-13 12:43:25, rufiomania, commented on this article:
johnny ryan is the cure for cancer!!!!!!!! |
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| On 2009-07-13 10:37:43, rufiomania, commented on this article:
don’t you konw that guys that look like a cross between a big band bass player and a catfish can’t run? that is common knowledge. |
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| On 2009-07-13 10:36:45, rufiomania, commented on this article:
this dork took up three spots locking his hula hoop to the bike rack. |
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| On 2009-07-13 10:28:58, rufiomania, commented on this article:
you can’t get on this man for stealing!! look at his middle finger! he was in a horrible farming accident as a child or was used to train pit bulls or couldn’t resist sticking his finger in a fan. let the dude have his dazs in peace. |
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| On 2009-07-10 11:25:59, rufiomania, commented on this article:
this car deserved it. fucking thing doesn’t even have a side mirror. i hate this car! |
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| On 2009-07-10 11:24:27, rufiomania, commented on this article:
tell me your secrets of cock growth!! |
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| On 2009-07-09 16:44:27, rufiomania, commented on this article:
well what the fuck do you know? i agree with mr. yourmama for once. the one on the left might as well be god’s earthly presence. the one in the middle you can tell spends way too much time worrying about her body since her face is a twelve-car pile-up. and the one on the right is hanging on for dear life, hoping to gather the douche remnants of the hangers-on the other two are going to attract like a flourescent light and bugs. |
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| On 2009-07-09 16:39:55, rufiomania, commented on this article:
the bag is where she hides her superpowers of abilities to make all white men’s penises hard within three seconds. |
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| On 2009-07-09 16:37:03, rufiomania, commented on this article:
inverse hourglass figure. he would be easy to topple. |
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| On 2009-07-09 16:36:12, rufiomania, commented on this article:
i’d blow a line off that thing so fast she’d have burn marks |
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| On 2009-07-09 16:35:09, rufiomania, commented on this article:
AND I REALLY FUCKING LIKE SHERBET GODAMMIT!!!!! |
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| On 2009-07-09 16:34:47, rufiomania, commented on this article:
this motherfucker just turned me off sherbet for life. |
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| On 2009-07-09 16:33:52, rufiomania, commented on this article:
are you sure she didn’t get an elephant’s nut sack grafted onto her chest? |
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| On 2009-07-09 16:32:48, rufiomania, commented on this article:
it makes me wonder what he has in his backpack that is even more embarrassing. dead babies? the actual hemmoroids? |
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| On 2009-07-01 17:40:48, rufiomania, commented on this article:
"Jerry Hsu always looks high. always."
everyone knows that is the best part of being asian. no one can tell if you’re baked or not. their eyelid elasticity is amazing. |
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| On 2009-07-01 17:32:09, rufiomania, commented on this article:
she looks like the ringleader of her own cooch flea circus. |
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| On 2009-07-01 17:26:34, rufiomania, commented on this article:
oh it’s advertising for a good fuck but no brains and a service industry job for life. thanks for being upfront about it! |
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| On 2009-07-01 13:09:49, rufiomania, commented on this article:
there is something programmed in my brain that makes almost naked weirder/dirtier than naked. like when a girl is standing naked except for socks or sunglasses. it’s like someone shot my wiener up with performance enhancing drugs. |
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| On 2009-06-30 16:10:33, rufiomania, commented on this article:
this wouldn’t even look good on god’s spankbank material. |
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| On 2009-06-30 16:03:46, rufiomania, commented on this article:
no i’m no retard but if you want to make some donations please send me all your money i’m sure i could put it to better use than you could collecting all the precious moments figurines and original bette midler coloring books. |
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| On 2009-06-30 16:01:44, rufiomania, commented on this article:
haaaaaaa!!!!! making threats about someone on a message board. you guys are the weakest most pathetic people i have ever seen. i don’t give a fuck if you want to remain anonymous but you are really going to go after larsvon (one of the funniest people here) and say he/she isn’t going to be pretty any more. do you know how fucking pathetic you sound you blathering fool?
i bet you listen to fucking mr. big and eat oatmeal cream pies whilst fingerbanging your pet goat’s shaved asshole. |
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| On 2009-06-29 13:28:37, rufiomania, commented on this article:
i am so disappointed in the size of his blunt. barbie pinkies are bigger than that. |
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| On 2009-06-29 13:27:27, rufiomania, commented on this article:
i think the train is supposed to symbolize a dick right? definitely. |
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| On 2009-06-29 13:25:33, rufiomania, commented on this article:
you’re a joke, assmuncher. you nimrods that don’t understand j. ryan make me want to 100% all of you repeatedly. |
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| On 2009-06-29 13:23:26, rufiomania, commented on this article:
scumnation, i applaud putting your name down but do you know how gay is looks when you post like that a million times? let me tell you, it looks gay, okay? why not get an acct so you don’t have to start every comment like that? deal? |
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| On 2009-06-29 11:58:43, rufiomania, commented on this article:
you will never "shut me down" your mom, and i don’t know why you feel the need to put down my icon. i mean, i kind of like your icon but your name on the other hand is about as funny as you think johnny ryan is. |
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| On 2009-06-29 11:56:39, rufiomania, commented on this article:
johnny’s not dead and if he is he’s going to come back more powerful than ever like obi wan kenobi and darth vader partying like it’s 1999 at the ewok village so you all can go fuck yourselves you jizz-drooling retards. |
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| On 2009-06-29 11:24:18, rufiomania, commented on this article:
who cares what sartre would say? any philosopher worth their weight in pennyloafers wouldn’t have the same ideas now that they did way back when. |
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| On 2009-06-26 17:09:41, rufiomania, commented on this article:
you just answered your own question assface |
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| On 2009-06-26 15:47:15, rufiomania, commented on this article:
i like pills, i like girls, i like pictures of both together. |
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| On 2009-06-26 15:21:56, rufiomania, commented on this article:
this guy just brainwashed me through the computer screen like jedi mind tricks but with the gentle touch of an asian masseuse with pillow fingers |
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| On 2009-06-26 15:17:07, rufiomania, commented on this article:
hey i got an idea you stick to coke like len bias and get back with me in the afterlife okay? |
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| On 2009-06-26 15:14:53, rufiomania, commented on this article:
wow i didn’t think south of the border woodchuck would have any potential but this little vixen just chucked afuckload of my wood |
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| On 2009-06-26 15:13:35, rufiomania, commented on this article:
she aint asian shes blasian there is a big differencce there partner |
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| On 2009-06-26 15:09:57, rufiomania, commented on this article:
the big bang put its leftovers all over her legs. |
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| On 2009-06-26 15:08:24, rufiomania, commented on this article:
chipmunk cheeks are cute on chipmunks and girls like this. her nails match the mustarddddddddd |
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| On 2009-06-26 15:06:27, rufiomania, commented on this article:
oh larsvon seeing a line of yellow is like seeing a hoooker lineup and they all looks like lesbian kids of adriana lima and the virgin mary. |
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| On 2009-06-26 15:04:59, rufiomania, commented on this article:
oh thanks but i’m more than alright already. you dimwits need to pull your heads out of your asses enough to see the light of day. it’s a nice day outside for once this month so have a look around before your mom shoves you back inside and has the abortion after all. |
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| On 2009-06-26 15:03:05, rufiomania, commented on this article:
its about time we outlaw meathead enhancing drugs just the top inch of his chest could beat me up |
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| On 2009-06-26 15:01:24, rufiomania, commented on this article:
pooh is okay like winnie the motherfucker but poo is having a dump on your neck that only people behind you can enjoy |
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| On 2009-06-26 15:00:13, rufiomania, commented on this article:
barter? you sounds like you just got off dead tour. pass the veggie burritos bro and dont skimp on the guac okay? |
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| On 2009-06-26 14:59:16, rufiomania, commented on this article:
tell you waht i hate. i hate the commercials selling gold and saying how good of an investment it is. if its such a fucking good investment then why are you trying to sell it me and why are you paying for commercials to try to sell it to me? we aren’t all that dumb. |
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| On 2009-06-26 14:56:53, rufiomania, commented on this article:
five guys gimme a break you guys dont even know about whataburger and you are missing out. five guys tastes like cockmeat sammies compared to whataburger and i like mine for breakfast lunch dinner and chili cheese sloppy seconds with a milkshake. |
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| On 2009-06-26 14:53:59, rufiomania, commented on this article:
i love salmon too you racist piece of shit and if you served it to me you wouldn’t get a dime for a tip and would be lucky if i didn’t leave a wet fart on the seat. |
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| On 2009-06-26 13:22:11, rufiomania, commented on this article:
why do his first two fingers look dead and gangreney? yuck. |
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| On 2009-06-26 12:52:55, rufiomania, commented on this article:
oh johnny, i need a coloring book goddammit. |
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| On 2009-06-26 12:50:26, rufiomania, commented on this article:
that lady looks really happy. maybe she’s on the study group for new dong shapes and ass ticklers. rubber cock a doodle doo!!!!! |
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| On 2009-06-26 12:49:31, rufiomania, commented on this article:
i didn’t know it took so little inspiration and so much bitch work to live off the grid. no thanks. |
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| On 2009-06-26 12:48:26, rufiomania, commented on this article:
this would have been so much awesomer if it was a giant capri sun packet squirting fruit punch all over her ass. i love you chris. |
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| On 2009-06-26 12:47:15, rufiomania, commented on this article:
don’t get all high and mighty because mexico treats people badly. i guess our health care system is great too because it’s better than mexicos and let’s not forget the water. USA! USA! USA! fuck off you ignorant fuckwit |
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| On 2009-06-26 12:45:48, rufiomania, commented on this article:
god i wish he was my long lost uncle. shooting blanks has never been this rad! |
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| On 2009-06-26 12:44:54, rufiomania, commented on this article:
you dont need breathing room where theres no room to sweat. the spandex keeps in on the inside so when you hit the sauna you get that nice shiny glow and get glances from the bigwigs with the unlit cigars hanging from the side of their mouth. secretly you know that they want some too. |
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| On 2009-06-26 12:42:48, rufiomania, commented on this article:
"no-nookie" ahahahahahasd keep quoting fred durst you jabberwocky gorilla-ass-licking dweeb. it’s time to clear your closet of the insane clown posse shirts and zebra striped doc martens okay? |
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| On 2009-06-26 12:41:22, rufiomania, commented on this article:
you commoners will never understand the mad genius contrivances of mr johnny ryan. give up now before you blow a tender fuse in your fragile melons. |
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| On 2009-06-26 09:12:33, rufiomania, commented on this article:
nice kneepads asher! the neon camo suit is rad and must help you blend in at bubblegum factories. balls are underappreciated and belittled but no longer! i’m proud of my batter sack. |
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| On 2009-06-25 18:12:03, rufiomania, commented on this article:
his toe jam smells like bacon grease and he couldn’t scratch his nuts if he wanted to but none of you pussy fucks would say a word to his face and you know it. |
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| On 2009-06-25 18:09:34, rufiomania, commented on this article:
yeah she is exactly like run lola run except the hair, the clothes, the nationality and everything else. nice one, tweedle dum. |
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| On 2009-06-25 18:08:28, rufiomania, commented on this article:
are dump fucks like dump trucks? |
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| On 2009-06-25 18:06:30, rufiomania, commented on this article:
matrix minds? why don’t you wish upon a star while wiping your tears away with your raggety ann doll you pigeon toed smeg huffer. |
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| On 2009-06-25 17:45:08, rufiomania, commented on this article:
"give me the yup!"
el guapo, you are an embarrassment to your namesake. no sweaters for you. the each could stand a drumstick up the butt courtesy of keith moon’s demonic soul. |
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| On 2009-06-25 17:36:46, rufiomania, commented on this article:
she has crystal balls instead of eyes! |
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| On 2009-06-25 17:31:56, rufiomania, commented on this article:
ooooooooowieeeee. how do i get into this? i already requested a new orleans style funeral but now i want to get blazed at the end. no gas masks, sowwwwy. breath me in! |
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| On 2009-06-25 16:47:29, rufiomania, commented on this article:
and his mom thought he’d never amount to anything. |
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| On 2009-06-25 16:46:53, rufiomania, commented on this article:
he’s out celebrating his first pube. way to go leroy! |
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| On 2009-06-25 16:46:22, rufiomania, commented on this article:
if this was blacklight it would be wow-tastic like a million nuclear boogers dancing in unison. |
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| On 2009-06-25 16:44:48, rufiomania, commented on this article:
you are calling someone out on a message board for being a loser by researching their every move? who is the loser here? not larsvon you thumb twiddling donkey fucker. |
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| On 2009-06-25 16:42:49, rufiomania, commented on this article:
well she definitely ain’t black or her ass would be out of frame. latina is a good guess i could see that but i’m going with euroskank. they love them some bellbottoms. she has a lot of acid wash in her closet you can tell. |
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| On 2009-06-25 16:40:50, rufiomania, commented on this article:
i could still aim my pee through those slots. come a little closer you dweebscrotes. |
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| On 2009-06-25 16:39:23, rufiomania, commented on this article:
disaster biting????? are you nuts man? hope you gots a mouthpiece. |
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| On 2009-06-25 16:38:26, rufiomania, commented on this article:
oh yeah, i think she is giving the guy a fingerjob but that’s just me. |
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| On 2009-06-25 16:38:07, rufiomania, commented on this article:
larsvon is a funny motherfucker and the rest of you can dillydally with no liking johnny ryan but you don’t get it so who cares.
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