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On 2009-10-05 14:41:02, rabies babies, commented on this article:
one thing i didn’t know about suspiria at first was all the voices were overdubbed later by the actors. you’ll notice if you think about it.
On 2009-10-05 14:34:24, rabies babies, commented on this article:
oh roman, you make great movies and perverted love to drugged 13-year-olds. at least woody has your back. i don’t think the guy that married his adopted daughter is going to win over many hearts though.
On 2009-10-05 14:33:04, rabies babies, commented on this article:
grizzly man is good but probably the least favorite of his films that i have seen.
On 2009-10-05 14:31:48, rabies babies, commented on this article:
it look like someone took indentical twins, cut them in half, and then put the opposite pieces together.
On 2009-10-05 14:29:51, rabies babies, commented on this article:
he’s like the white, dorkier version of mid-80s michael jackson but without the throngs of fawning girls and nights of little boy slumber parties.
On 2009-10-05 14:28:41, rabies babies, commented on this article:
this kid has bigger and better things ahead of him. maybe not bigger. but definitely better.
On 2009-10-05 14:26:45, rabies babies, commented on this article:
well i guess now kyp malone knows how he’s going to look in twenty years.
On 2009-10-05 14:24:31, rabies babies, commented on this article:
she looks like the hottest jelly fish ever spawned.
On 2009-10-05 14:23:46, rabies babies, commented on this article:
if your mom won’t let you wear your baseball cap backwards, just grow one on.
On 2009-10-05 13:49:18, rabies babies, commented on this article:
i hope this pecked gets cavity searched at every airport he puts in big toe into.
On 2009-10-05 13:45:56, rabies babies, commented on this article:
there should be some kind of eye-for-an-eye punishment for parents when they dress their kids like this.
On 2009-09-30 09:32:37, rabies babies, commented on this article:
i think it’s already too late.
On 2009-09-29 19:34:46, rabies babies, commented on this article:
i really did know a kid like this. he read the punisher religiously, smoked shit weed, and never moved out of town. never.
On 2009-09-29 19:33:10, rabies babies, commented on this article:
that’s not a dress, shithead.
On 2009-09-29 19:29:21, rabies babies, commented on this article:
hey dickwads. ian does make films in a way. watch soft focus assholes. it’s good for you and your musical taste.
On 2009-09-29 19:26:15, rabies babies, commented on this article:
if i didn’t know better i’d think that is fat ian svenonius.
On 2009-09-29 19:25:51, rabies babies, commented on this article:
"They just look like a couple of lesbos to me."

that only makes it better.
On 2009-09-29 19:24:43, rabies babies, commented on this article:
i think the flapper straight jacket look is going to be huge in 2019.
On 2009-09-29 19:23:56, rabies babies, commented on this article:
"Kermit green chucks on the other hand... DO"

correct!
On 2009-09-29 19:23:22, rabies babies, commented on this article:
i think croc wearers genuinely think they are cool. how else would you explain tevas?
On 2009-09-29 18:50:18, rabies babies, commented on this article:
hmm... it’s like bushwick’s version of life goes on.
On 2009-09-29 18:48:01, rabies babies, commented on this article:
you didn’t get it at first? are you reading this in braille?
On 2009-09-29 18:47:38, rabies babies, commented on this article:
"jeremy looks like a cat"

if jeremy looks like a cat then what does danny look like, the stoned scream mask?
On 2009-09-29 18:47:00, rabies babies, commented on this article:
"she used to be way cuter about 20 pounds ago. no lie."

hey. fuck you you fucking fuck. people get older and go through shit sometimes. she looks fan-fucking-tastic!
On 2009-09-29 18:45:30, rabies babies, commented on this article:
totally. if you can jump into a pool and not get your gilligan hat wet, that’s hero status.
On 2009-09-23 12:06:16, rabies babies, commented on this article:
cum stain on right pocket. time for a wash.
On 2009-09-21 12:06:11, rabies babies, commented on this article:
"she has a huuuggee torso and teeny legs."

you’re right! i didn’t notice at first but if she didn’t have her tights jacked up that high she would look like a freak of nature.
On 2009-09-21 10:57:57, rabies babies, commented on this article:
i remember the hugh jackman opening. it’s weird. i never watch these things. he was pretty good and i was amazed at the amount of toe-twinkling he can turn on when he wants to.
On 2009-09-16 11:44:54, rabies babies, commented on this article:
fuck that. i like the mom girl better. i bet the shitty bag is the girl on the right’s anyways.
On 2009-08-27 09:25:57, rabies babies, commented on this article:
mean to a crime? not according to sotamayor.
On 2009-08-26 17:05:06, rabies babies, commented on this article:
holy fuck me in the ass she is hot. this makes me jealous of future generations because if this is where natural selection has gotten us things are only going to be better in the year 4782.
On 2009-08-26 17:03:03, rabies babies, commented on this article:
dude on the left is going to need a larger umbrella. that or a forcefield.
On 2009-08-26 17:02:17, rabies babies, commented on this article:
the one on the left has a cute face but it looks like she forgot to take off the sumo suit. i don’t like girls like that. you need to have fat faces because sometimes at the bar i can’t see your lower half and it’s all dark and shit and i don’t know your thighs look like sequoyahs until it’s already too late.
On 2009-08-26 16:58:40, rabies babies, commented on this article:
not since ’american psycho’ have i been so turned off getting at it from the rear.
On 2009-08-26 16:57:39, rabies babies, commented on this article:
ceiling desk!
On 2009-08-26 16:55:51, rabies babies, commented on this article:
pizza rolls. works every fucking time.
On 2009-08-26 16:55:12, rabies babies, commented on this article:
sweet jesus the mystery race on the right is majestic.
On 2009-08-26 16:52:43, rabies babies, commented on this article:
i’ll donate a belt to this man’s do fund.
On 2009-08-26 16:52:06, rabies babies, commented on this article:
if you’re asian and not communist then you aren’t a soccer fan. that’s how it works.
On 2009-08-26 16:45:22, rabies babies, commented on this article:
ain’t no party like a manatee party!
On 2009-08-26 16:44:59, rabies babies, commented on this article:
if i had a pellet gun and the markmanship of daniel boone i’d pluck that toothpick right out of his mouth at 300 feet per second.
On 2009-08-26 16:43:59, rabies babies, commented on this article:
so close yet so diet pepsi and gay ass cap.
On 2009-08-26 16:43:24, rabies babies, commented on this article:
a few reps of 1000 and his boots will look all the more authentic.
On 2009-08-26 16:42:31, rabies babies, commented on this article:
doesn’t it look like he just woke up and discovered he has the worst tattoo of all time on his back?
On 2009-08-26 16:41:48, rabies babies, commented on this article:
if they ever make a "bros before hoes" inspirational poster this is the image they should use.
On 2009-08-26 16:41:17, rabies babies, commented on this article:
what is the what? thanks, eggers. couldn’t have said it better myself.
On 2009-08-26 16:40:28, rabies babies, commented on this article:
if this asshole saddled up next to me at a urinal, i’d hold my piss midstream just to move away from him.
On 2009-08-26 16:39:43, rabies babies, commented on this article:
sometimes you can pile enough shit i don’t like on top of each other and it turns into something i like. i guess it’s like adding negatives and getting positives. there must have been an even number of negatives added here.
On 2009-08-26 16:38:29, rabies babies, commented on this article:
ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i present exhibits a and b of why i attend art openings.
On 2009-08-26 16:37:54, rabies babies, commented on this article:
and then i say "you should’ve seen the other guy!"
On 2009-08-26 16:37:17, rabies babies, commented on this article:
he dedicated his life to his daughter and looking like a fucking freakazoid.
On 2009-08-26 16:36:00, rabies babies, commented on this article:
1001 uses for shopping carts other than shopping, use 307.
On 2009-08-26 16:35:13, rabies babies, commented on this article:
can anyone tell me what the FUCK is going on in that photo on the wall?
On 2009-08-26 16:34:42, rabies babies, commented on this article:
i thought macauley culkin was retarded when he divorced his parents but if they were anything approaching this then my apologies, mac.
On 2009-08-26 16:33:21, rabies babies, commented on this article:
i want to rufie this guy’s drink with a cyanide pill
On 2009-08-26 16:32:43, rabies babies, commented on this article:
that’s not racist. that’s a fucking fact.
On 2009-08-26 16:32:10, rabies babies, commented on this article:
this outfit looks so much better on a white grandpa than on a mexican farmhand.
On 2009-08-26 16:31:31, rabies babies, commented on this article:
i want to marry her but only if she’s wearing that at the wedding and during the honeymoon when she has clothes on. actually, scratch that. is there a butt flap?
On 2009-08-26 16:30:29, rabies babies, commented on this article:
he thinks he looks like cobain but really he looks like a dick-sucking, german waldo.
On 2009-08-26 16:29:38, rabies babies, commented on this article:
if it’s wrong that i want to lick her legs like a popsicle stick with a little bit of flavor left then i don’t want to be right.
On 2009-08-26 16:28:53, rabies babies, commented on this article:
what the fuck, uncle buck?
On 2009-08-26 16:28:25, rabies babies, commented on this article:
how did he do it? a clean looking hippy with dreads and a beard. amazing.
On 2009-08-26 16:27:50, rabies babies, commented on this article:
holy shit that belt just fried my brain. what is it doing and where did it come from?
On 2009-08-26 16:26:25, rabies babies, commented on this article:
well hello there, inverted face man. no, that’s okay, no need to take your shirt off i can imagine it perfectly well.
On 2009-08-26 16:25:38, rabies babies, commented on this article:
so many possibilties for tying his shoelaces together. soooo many possibilities.
On 2009-08-26 16:23:13, rabies babies, commented on this article:
i think he got the jeans at the filene’s basement discount rack but the rest is pretty fucking unflappable. agreed on the hat. one of the few times (think three in a million) it has worked like the wearer thinks it’s going to work.
On 2009-08-26 16:21:55, rabies babies, commented on this article:
his wife hasn’t sucked his dick in over a decade but she’s always willing to express pooches anal glands in front of the fireplace. fucking bitch.
On 2009-08-26 16:20:51, rabies babies, commented on this article:
she’s like elvis. top half is eh and bottom half is i’m-going-to-hell.
On 2009-08-26 16:19:48, rabies babies, commented on this article:
hurry! he’s going to turn back into a lizard at the strike of 12!
On 2009-08-26 16:18:55, rabies babies, commented on this article:
a little wider... a little wider... i can almost throw a potato in there.
On 2009-08-21 12:24:27, rabies babies, commented on this article:
no way man. these are the calves of a pussy. especially for how large this man is his calves should be getting plenty of workouts on a daily basis.
On 2009-08-19 08:22:08, rabies babies, commented on this article:
bunny should know better than to rip farts at church although it is funny when you fart somewhere that people don’t have the option of leaving.
On 2009-08-14 09:36:30, rabies babies, commented on this article:
this reminded me how long it’s been since i played chinese checkers.
On 2009-08-12 17:33:02, rabies babies, commented on this article:
in the wire mcnulty and bunk go to the tracks to booze but these guys booze it up in the streets. if this is how it is then maybe being a cop isn’t that bad. i also heard of this cop yesterday that is suing his coworkers because his wife is in the new playboy and they were giving him shit about it. i was shocked that cops can get wifes hot enough for playboy and just as shocked that this little pussy couldn’t handle a few jabs from his buds. what a pussy.
On 2009-08-03 13:09:44, rabies babies, commented on this article:
i pray that if i ever get rich i’m going to keep it real and stick with ranch and 40s. i mean, that’s what the dream is right? overdoing it on the shit you love? i don’t need caviar or hotel minibars. just a fucking lot of the shit i like now.
On 2009-08-03 13:07:45, rabies babies, commented on this article:
when are we going to get back to this overdosing on patterns like in the old days? that shit was pimp as fuck.
On 2009-08-03 13:06:41, rabies babies, commented on this article:
i always thought it would be fun to ride on the back of a garbage truck and hold onto the bar with the wind in your face but the rest of that job would fucking suck dick.
On 2009-07-30 10:17:15, rabies babies, commented on this article:
not only is he shiny and purple but he can parallel park with the best of them.
On 2009-07-30 09:47:36, rabies babies, commented on this article:
ryan mcginley is getting better as he ages. i’ve always liked his stuff but the longer he’s at it the more it has his signature on it. all of these but the first one i would have guessed were his if asked.
On 2009-07-24 12:06:31, rabies babies, commented on this article:
she looks like she’s getting down but the dude looks like he’s impersonating a zombie.
On 2009-07-15 10:05:46, rabies babies, commented on this article:
she must have just removed her dork glasses. voila. the hotness.
On 2009-07-15 10:04:35, rabies babies, commented on this article:
lady arms, man body, man legs, lady boots. i don’t know what the fuck is going on in that picture and i don’t think i want to know.
On 2009-06-08 15:33:06, rabies babies, commented on this article:
can you imagine him kicking in your door and a hologram pubescent boy appearing like princess leia saying your his only hope? that would blow my fucking mind.
On 2009-06-05 11:21:12, rabies babies, commented on this article:
nice website, max. you guys check it out if you can invest some reading time.
On 2009-06-05 11:06:00, rabies babies, commented on this article:
it’s like a target for alien cumshots
On 2009-05-29 16:12:36, rabies babies, commented on this article:
hahaha check out the black dude running up to get a peek.
On 2009-05-29 16:11:49, rabies babies, commented on this article:
this is about as comfortable as you can get for a skinny guy. he’s in jabba the hut range with this. probably calling up his leia right now to get over there pronto and dance in a metal bikini.
On 2009-05-29 16:10:01, rabies babies, commented on this article:
hip shakin’ and coaster brakin’ but ain’t no fakin’
On 2009-05-29 16:08:21, rabies babies, commented on this article:
i don’t know who he thinks he’s fooling here but the only winners are the people that see his back and laugh their asses off.
On 2009-05-29 16:07:19, rabies babies, commented on this article:
you have to go to the actual railroad, man. the L train doesn’t count.
On 2009-05-29 16:06:42, rabies babies, commented on this article:
if you’ve never before had yellow fever but you really like this girl what does that make you have? yellowish fever? i don’t think she’s 100% asian.
On 2009-05-29 16:05:25, rabies babies, commented on this article:
it looks like he’s wearing a bullet proof vest and someone with really good (or poor, depending on how you look at it) aim unloaded on him.
On 2009-05-29 16:04:13, rabies babies, commented on this article:
oh my fucking god. the middle one has her legs wrapped around him. no more thinking about algebra or his grandmother for him when he’s about to cum, now he can think back to this and he’s good for another five minutes or more.
On 2009-05-29 16:01:42, rabies babies, commented on this article:
is he drinking from that cup or begging for change? i really can’t tell.
On 2009-05-29 16:00:56, rabies babies, commented on this article:
you can tell this man drinks good beer and could give a flying fuck what you thought about the election.
On 2009-05-29 15:59:54, rabies babies, commented on this article:
he doesn’t know what "come hither" means so he grunts and makes that hand signal.
On 2009-05-29 15:59:04, rabies babies, commented on this article:
i could write a front page piece for the times and adopt three african kids and not feel a dignified as this guy looks.
On 2009-05-29 15:58:05, rabies babies, commented on this article:
oh look it’s anime claudia schiffer.
On 2009-05-29 15:57:19, rabies babies, commented on this article:
you aren’t supposed to have combovers and child bearing hips on the same body.
On 2009-05-29 15:56:01, rabies babies, commented on this article:
just the thought of his dangling ballsack is giving me the shivers
On 2009-05-29 15:55:22, rabies babies, commented on this article:
with a body so finely tuned i can’t believe this modern day david isn’t drinking coors light.
On 2009-05-26 16:30:49, rabies babies, commented on this article:
coffin joe needs a new zipper. i don’t want to see any coffin dick.
On 2009-05-26 16:29:24, rabies babies, commented on this article:
hmm, i never thought about brazilian porn before. now i have something new to look for online.
On 2009-05-11 10:43:37, rabies babies, commented on this article:
smoke much?
On 2009-05-06 13:52:27, rabies babies, commented on this article:
god bless him if this works but it’s arrogant to put yourself in the same leage as archimedes and newton. i’d like to see some proof of this invention. i’m putting the odds at somewhere around one gazillion to one.
On 2009-05-06 12:02:58, rabies babies, commented on this article:
although it would not shock me if some other races wanted in the girl on the left.
On 2009-05-06 11:49:48, rabies babies, commented on this article:
she is her own three-ring circus
On 2009-05-04 18:00:13, rabies babies, commented on this article:
it looks like what an 80s professional wrestler would wear in his relaxin’ time
On 2009-05-04 16:06:49, rabies babies, commented on this article:
since when do witches have heart stickers? that’s way off.
On 2009-05-04 16:05:23, rabies babies, commented on this article:
oh you just wait. you think you never get hungover. i didn’t either when i was going out every night running up credit card debt and making memories that i can’t remember. once you get off the every night train the hangovers will come back with a vengeance. you’ll quickly learn to pick something and stick with it for the night. no more mixing liquor and beer and don’t even think about adding wine to the mix.
On 2009-04-24 16:48:30, rabies babies, commented on this article:
i wonder which has the highest boner ratio for this, white dude, black dudes, or gay dudes (both black and white)
On 2009-04-24 16:42:39, rabies babies, commented on this article:
how awesome would it have been if instead of that crazy guy stabbing monica seles he had thrown tennis bombs at her? is it wrong that i wasn’t very taken aback by that? her grunts have always pissed me off. and she’s ugly.
On 2009-04-24 16:27:44, rabies babies, commented on this article:
from the frame it appears the shit is what propelled the guy in the air. i think i like that better. a shit rocket launcher!
On 2009-04-24 16:26:29, rabies babies, commented on this article:
i have a grand idea. make an anarchist cookbook video game where you are a young hoodlum blowing shit up and reaping destruction everywhere. everyone loves being the bad guy.
On 2009-04-24 16:24:49, rabies babies, commented on this article:
once you had the curtain drawn there wasn’t anything she could do. the photobooth curtain is almost as holy as the dressing room curtain. even old black chicks know this to be true.
On 2009-04-21 16:48:31, rabies babies, commented on this article:
mexicans exercise all the time. you have to put a hammer in their hand first.
On 2009-04-14 16:06:21, rabies babies, commented on this article:
if he can squeeze a bottle of mexican beer in there with a lime i’ll really be impressed.
On 2009-04-08 17:19:26, rabies babies, commented on this article:
if there is anyone worse than dirty hippies it’s frat guys that want to be dirty hippies
On 2009-04-08 16:20:33, rabies babies, commented on this article:
i love when black guys wear hats and when they take them off they have fro indentions. the best are when they take off football helmets and you can see the lumps from the pads hahahaha.
On 2009-04-01 14:51:55, rabies babies, commented on this article:
it looks like he’s sitting on the world’s largest pic-a-nic-a-basket.
On 2009-03-31 14:31:33, rabies babies, commented on this article:
she’s giving me a
has-three-kids-from-a-previous-marriage-that-ended-with-the-
husband-getting-murdered-but-they-never-found-his-body-and-l
ots-of-people-think-he’s-still-alive
vibe.
On 2009-03-31 14:29:01, rabies babies, commented on this article:
you’re right about teal. remember the san jose sharks starter jackets? on a black dude they looked like god’s own loincloth and on a white guy they looked like hand me downs from an insane asylum crafts fair.
On 2009-03-31 14:26:53, rabies babies, commented on this article:
i didn’t know it was possible to simultaneously feel bad for someone and want nothing but the worst to happen to them. part of me wants to tell him everything will be okay and part of me wants to tie his shoestrings together and yell something about the cops being on their way.
On 2009-03-31 14:24:42, rabies babies, commented on this article:
it looks like his left sock has the converse star circle on it.
On 2009-03-31 14:22:50, rabies babies, commented on this article:
if the redhead in the new pc commercial isn’t cool enough to own a mac but these are then she really needs to look herself in the mirror and ask herself where things went wrong. my cousin that’s still in diapers at four is cooler than these crazies.
On 2009-03-26 14:20:49, rabies babies, commented on this article:
stockholm boy looks like the kind of dude that rips the nastiest farts and keeps a straight face and fesses up to them years later. he also probably slept with one really hot girl from school that made him promise to never tell.
On 2009-03-25 12:52:10, rabies babies, commented on this article:
she’s very busting-a-nut-on-able but yeah she kinda reeks of skankness and herpes as well.
On 2009-03-24 14:24:38, rabies babies, commented on this article:
my rule is if there’s anything in the vicinity of my asshole there better be a dick in your mouth and that dick better be mine.
On 2009-03-20 12:51:37, rabies babies, commented on this article:
i don’t know if rocco is really shitty at picking out bad clothes or if phil is really fucking rocking the shit out of everything so hard that he can’t be phased. i’m leaning towards the latter.
On 2009-03-18 14:57:09, rabies babies, commented on this article:
i wholeheartedly agree with the denim and the docs but the shaved head thing on the right girl can look a-fucking-mazing. this girl is doing pretty well with it i’d say.
On 2009-03-18 14:49:22, rabies babies, commented on this article:
better the bottom lip than the top. i hate the piece of skin that attaches, that thing is fucking disgusting.
On 2009-03-17 12:01:15, rabies babies, commented on this article:
they definitely go to the store. they have to pressure wash the dressing rooms twice a week.
On 2009-03-04 14:38:02, rabies babies, commented on this article:
you think they ever forget about someone and find them a long way down the road? they are bound to have mix-ups right?
On 2009-03-04 14:36:52, rabies babies, commented on this article:
that is indeed a horrendous cover but my cock is truly revolted so in a way, it’s perfect. my qualm with it is that it looks way too much like a death proof poster.
On 2009-03-04 14:04:37, rabies babies, commented on this article:
did she just break out of pixie prison because if so i want to break in, all prison break like but instead of saving my dad i’d be casting spells to make them drop their soap.