neezy


Ballin: less a habit, more an innate proclivity.


COMMENTS BY NEEZY

On 2009-11-11 16:51:06, neezy, commented on this article:
This series is usually great and hilarious, definitely gonna try Muramasa this weekend
On 2009-03-25 12:36:11, neezy, commented on this article:
these pictures reminded me of the imagery on Merriweather Post Pavilion at first, then I suddenly thought I should be listening to Spiritualized. Both good things.
On 2009-03-25 12:33:41, neezy, commented on this article:
last picture = warped on opiates
On 2009-03-25 12:32:53, neezy, commented on this article:
Anyone wanna translate the title of the article for us?
On 2009-03-13 00:09:03, neezy, commented on this article:
whatever Guile was the worst character in SF2, not saying this picture improves any but I laugh at Guile supporters. True playaz on Zangief or Barlog.
On 2009-03-09 14:23:00, neezy, commented on this article:
I’m stoned
On 2009-02-27 20:18:26, neezy, commented on this article:
choo gatta prahplim wittit essay
On 2009-02-22 22:37:15, neezy, commented on this article:
usually if you post something too scandalous on here it gets edited out later anyway. like that one article about poor kids in Alaska or someplace that had a girl shooting up in a picture, it got edited. so post it and the first round readers will be like whoa dude intense then it’ll get edited away and people will be all hey wtf but the first round readers will be all braggy mcbragbrag with their I know what that was cool cachet.
On 2009-02-20 23:07:55, neezy, commented on this article:
I swear on my scrotum this is real, I know the photographer, sorta, talked to her about this particular article even. She said it was, well, obviously, fucking crazy.
On 2009-02-20 23:03:05, neezy, commented on this article:
wow, how did I miss this party?
On 2009-02-20 22:44:25, neezy, commented on this article:
my wife keeps saying midlife crisis is a made-up concept
On 2009-02-20 22:01:45, neezy, commented on this article:
shooting new music video for The Offspring
On 2009-02-12 15:02:14, neezy, commented on this article:
just chillin in the corner, you know, pig faced and crazy
On 2009-02-09 12:28:51, neezy, commented on this article:
he probably has a dick so ugly that it’d induce vomiting
On 2009-02-08 09:23:21, neezy, commented on this article:
That review about Death’s album was really interesting! but I couldn’t help realizing that Psychic Ills album got shat on by Pitchfork last week... yeah yeah I know, bringing that up is way not cool but it’s just a contrast. perhaps the reviewer who talks about LSD a lot on here is the one who dug it.
On 2009-02-08 08:31:17, neezy, commented on this article:
correct
On 2009-02-08 08:29:39, neezy, commented on this article:
You could just post this picture without caption
On 2009-01-27 15:46:54, neezy, commented on this article:
is he going to poop
On 2009-01-19 12:01:36, neezy, commented on this article:
the shot of her in the Pepsi jersy looks like she has toe goin on
On 2009-01-16 19:57:49, neezy, commented on this article:
Mistake: eating a think and creamy cup of Yoplait mixed berry yogurt while reading this article
On 2009-01-13 00:43:20, neezy, commented on this article:
I don’t understand why this guy thinks he looks good
On 2009-01-11 16:33:24, neezy, commented on this article:
kinda reminds me of those gross things in the animated parts of The Wall
On 2009-01-10 20:40:42, neezy, commented on this article:
he probably smells. like regret.
On 2009-01-08 16:22:27, neezy, commented on this article:
There’s not much to having more than one orgasm for us boyz... You get your rocks off the first time, chill out a sec, and go again if you feel like it after a few minutes. As far as I’m aware, that’s all we really get. There’s a physiological barrier that prevents us from cumming once and then once again (immediately / on top of one another). In some cases I hear drugs can change this situation. I’ll chime in saying the best orgasm I ever had was on vicodin (had to work my ass off to reach climax but when I did, I literally screamed HhhhhhhOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! then did that again every five seconds or so as pleasure washed through my body in waves.
On 2009-01-08 08:33:10, neezy, commented on this article:
I think people like these fiction issues a lot cuz these are really talented writers aka not the Vice interns and staff writing taught, well-constructed little shorts and when you read them you’re like wow the quality of this mag is way up
On 2009-01-06 10:25:16, neezy, commented on this article:
that was kinda poignant right at the end there ol chap
On 2008-11-20 01:23:21, neezy, commented on this article:
For those of you who still haven’t got it yet go ahead and bring your cursor over the sketch... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
On 2008-11-20 01:22:19, neezy, commented on this article:
Insert joke about that hat not being kosher
On 2008-10-29 00:36:47, neezy, commented on this article:
That is a cut
On 2008-10-29 00:34:45, neezy, commented on this article:
tradin’ dick crust... I think I hear Will Oldham singing somewhere..
On 2008-10-29 00:18:21, neezy, commented on this article:
I suddenly want to play Magic: The Gathering
On 2008-10-29 00:12:40, neezy, commented on this article:
Acid is really bad for you, especially the adulterated kind
On 2008-10-28 23:49:33, neezy, commented on this article:
this is a pretty bad burn, right on
On 2008-10-24 12:07:54, neezy, commented on this article:
i <3 joking with my girl friends about how I want to fuck their brains out
On 2008-10-22 15:14:50, neezy, commented on this article:
the one on the left looks like this girl in my high school who got too excited about "doing her eyebrows" too early on so it looked like complete shit + her makeup was awful. She was closer to a clown than a babe.
On 2008-10-21 11:05:17, neezy, commented on this article:
I like that he hangs around after beating off while the woman inseminates herself. He probably like sits on the love seat and is like "hooooo-eee, it’s a niiiiice day out, huh? Feelin gooooooood."
On 2008-10-20 12:01:29, neezy, commented on this article:
this would be like Hugh H. still starring / appearing in Playboy.
On 2008-10-18 03:00:24, neezy, commented on this article:
one time a dude didn’t understand that I didn’t want my windshield washed but he went ahead and did it, and I didn’t pay him... definitely tried to make sure I sped away fast and didn’t go back the same corner again. He looked pretty mad. Dude should have seen my no sign though, not my fault.
On 2008-10-11 12:47:16, neezy, commented on this article:
The part about Devendra sounds a bit faked but whatever eh
On 2008-10-09 11:00:37, neezy, commented on this article:
dude you burned her she is so not indie like hello bikini kill ( HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA )
On 2008-10-09 10:18:14, neezy, commented on this article:
Funny that you should mention Texans cuz, yeah, obviously The Salt Lick is the end of all BBQ, and Austin has more burgers to recommend than I care to even mention. Perhaps it’s my history connected to killing tons of buffalo stealing it all from those injuns. Riding horses and shit.
On 2008-10-07 16:17:05, neezy, commented on this article:
they look like the eyes of a demented cartoon smiley face
On 2008-10-05 21:57:12, neezy, commented on this article:
that was pretty funny, I like random stuff, this is pretty much aqua teen hunger force though
On 2008-10-05 21:53:07, neezy, commented on this article:
fashion = pedophilia
On 2008-10-03 23:09:09, neezy, commented on this article:
I could never be your woman
On 2008-10-03 23:06:14, neezy, commented on this article:
whatever they’re like 16 and ask their fuckup uncle to buy them 20 packs of Busch Lite and the uncle is like aw yeah that’s good stuff it’s 50 and the kids are like awesome
On 2008-10-03 16:47:36, neezy, commented on this article:
it should either say have to go into or gone into, I’ve corrected so many typos on this website I should be hired or something, and each time they’re like huhhuhhuh good job fagt you saw the bad sentence eat poop but then they really do change it. THANKLESS
On 2008-10-01 14:20:16, neezy, commented on this article:
He trimmed his pubes up for that one.
On 2008-09-26 20:12:46, neezy, commented on this article:
how would that not be pretty awesome though
On 2008-09-23 11:19:39, neezy, commented on this article:
dunno, all over prints on bodysuits, could be a future fashion
On 2008-09-22 19:27:57, neezy, commented on this article:
Vag flavored ice-cream - the only slightly lukewarm style of frozen delight
On 2008-09-21 15:22:34, neezy, commented on this article:
yo quiero DMT
On 2008-09-20 23:40:09, neezy, commented on this article:
For some reason I was more interested in this one than the other fashion shoots...
On 2008-09-20 21:50:54, neezy, commented on this article:
it’s a scene from the next Lynch film, An Older Lover, where an average brunette protagonist [pictured above], trying to leave an abusive father’s grasp, moves to a nowhere town and gets involved in a sexual relationship with an old man who ends up being... HER FATHER’S DAD. Du nuh nuhhhh.
On 2008-09-20 21:48:30, neezy, commented on this article:
oddly unexpected observation in the form of generational analysis, namedrop.
On 2008-09-20 21:46:26, neezy, commented on this article:
"Cuz like, when you look at it he’s like totally busting outta that hole there and you’re like, whoa dude, how intense is that, then you see it’s a clown and that’s the LAFF"
On 2008-09-17 13:13:54, neezy, commented on this article:
why was that not removed
On 2008-09-17 13:12:50, neezy, commented on this article:
yeah kill all babies, burn them
On 2008-09-16 20:02:49, neezy, commented on this article:
quiero comerte
On 2008-09-16 19:53:57, neezy, commented on this article:
Asians
On 2008-09-16 18:13:24, neezy, commented on this article:
yeah or just watch Rosemary’s Baby
On 2008-09-16 10:14:07, neezy, commented on this article:
no, nonononono, old = lame. plain and simple. they don’t "get" hip hop. they say things are different because of "the generational gap." they may have had their "party days" in the past (they saw someone smoking pot on the street at night one time) and they like to let you know they used to get down (had a glass of champagne that cost more than 30 dollars, which back then WAS SO MUCH MONEY YOU KNOW). but they’ll just be like, kids these days, I can’t compete.
On 2008-09-15 13:36:57, neezy, commented on this article:
Balderdash
On 2008-09-15 12:21:34, neezy, commented on this article:
I think his shirt says sex in silence. So emo, that. So you can really feel the weight of his soul and hear it cry as it shares its most intimate desire, the humping. That and you hear that special squish that only a vagina can make.
On 2008-09-14 22:41:15, neezy, commented on this article:
this is a commentary on little boys who don’t understand the concept of peeing while holding your pants up at the same time. say for instance at a public urinal. they moon everyone in the bathroom and they don’t even know.
On 2008-09-14 22:28:36, neezy, commented on this article:
THAT WUZNT NOT FUNNY


like that girl in the real world yelled that one time
On 2008-09-13 02:55:24, neezy, commented on this article:
lesbians
On 2008-09-12 16:08:43, neezy, commented on this article:
Suroosh
On 2008-09-10 20:26:18, neezy, commented on this article:
I tend to think of it as a catalyst for the boundaries of human mind, maybe even in evolutionary terms. If you’d like to think that a person takes LSD and becomes officially stranger than 99.8% of human history prior to that, maybe the picture makes a little more sense.
On 2008-09-10 13:48:57, neezy, commented on this article:
HAHA bravo Jess. It gets funnier every time I see you’re involved in these stories.
On 2008-09-09 20:10:02, neezy, commented on this article:
song created using Mario Paint
On 2008-09-09 15:37:34, neezy, commented on this article:
really cuz I’m not
On 2008-09-09 11:26:53, neezy, commented on this article:
Try harder people. Yeah. Do that.
On 2008-09-07 23:26:57, neezy, commented on this article:
this one kid in fifth grade pooped his pants early on in the schoolyear and no one talked to him until the teacher was like wtf and we were like dude shat himself and she kinda understood
On 2008-09-07 00:55:08, neezy, commented on this article:
yeah and that’s why you corrected the mistake right?
On 2008-09-07 00:53:06, neezy, commented on this article:
soulja boy’s facial expression: what the hell is wrong with this white boy
On 2008-09-07 00:46:01, neezy, commented on this article:
Was the person who took this photo laughing
On 2008-09-05 14:10:00, neezy, commented on this article:
they aren’t give any special treatment.

ruh roh, editor left his A game at home
On 2008-09-05 01:12:59, neezy, commented on this article:
and because typos suck I meant to say that "angle"
On 2008-09-05 01:12:34, neezy, commented on this article:
yeah dude, if there is one thing modern, cool rock bands abhor it’s EXPOSURE *shudder*


never got that angel personally. like, dude, cobain was famous, he could have been happy his band was on top of the damn planet, but maybe the amount of heroin you do when you’re him eventually leads you to hate, like, everything. Except being on heroin maybe.

Why I’m talking about heroin is beside the point though, it’s just like this: do you NOT want success in your industry? do you NOT want to be recognized for your efforts? do you want your PARENTS to pay for a lot of stuff forever? etc etc

stupid article got me soapboxing (I’m stoned)
On 2008-08-17 19:38:30, neezy, commented on this article:
esoterica is an esoteric word
On 2008-08-16 21:11:33, neezy, commented on this article:
I disagree, that porn was at least a 6, possible case for a weak 7
On 2008-08-16 20:49:34, neezy, commented on this article:
This is one of the first I’m suspecting fake, but just in case it isn’t, I am really impressed with this kid’s level of dedication. How could he slip that by his parents? Everyone knows his kind’s elders are so intense! His mom must be single and crack-addled.

Now I’m picturing the Asian equivalent of dirty streetwalking crackho....
On 2008-08-16 20:44:15, neezy, commented on this article:
He’s meeting his mom for lunch, that’s SO PUNK
On 2008-08-14 02:16:01, neezy, commented on this article:
hmmmmmm? A goat? Hermaphroditic no less? I guess it’s funny because it doesn’t happen very often / reminds of that one actress, the name escapes me now and wikipedia is like more than one click away.
On 2008-08-14 02:07:59, neezy, commented on this article:
I smell some going-to-be-offline soon pictures
On 2008-08-14 02:04:06, neezy, commented on this article:
The reason that sentence is cracking you up so much probably would have to do with the word "dollop" and the (possibly) general impression that you have to take an ice-cream scooper to measure out a dollop of anything so it’s a good image
On 2008-08-11 19:34:51, neezy, commented on this article:
n00bs
On 2008-08-11 16:32:09, neezy, commented on this article:
his ponytail looks like a flaccid dick curving upward
On 2008-08-10 22:09:09, neezy, commented on this article:
The voice I imagine for this guy is infuriating (in my head) and he’s like OOO, MuhGAWD I was so EmbAIRRSING
On 2008-08-10 21:58:19, neezy, commented on this article:
you are all missing the point, he just didn’t do enough cocaine last night so he is emitting an aura of type "lame" as opposed to the "cool" type. this is all spelled out in the do’s and dont’s bylaws. tsk tsk, you unstudied cads.
On 2008-08-09 18:38:27, neezy, commented on this article:
no way man. Segways are giant "Kick me I’m a dumbass" signs
On 2008-08-09 00:41:39, neezy, commented on this article:
American Apparel’s new ad

new "bikini lace" undergarments in 17 colors.
On 2008-08-09 00:39:34, neezy, commented on this article:
the only job he can hold down is guitar lessons for rich suburban teenage boys
On 2008-08-07 23:14:54, neezy, commented on this article:
Although one anonymous genius suggested it could have been M Bison, the tat CLEARLY lacks the blue plasma floating around his head / hands. But yes, I’d totally support a set of Street Fighter tats.
On 2008-08-05 12:57:08, neezy, commented on this article:
Remember that classic Far Side strip where people have finally learned to translate what dogs say when they bark, and all they ever say is "Hey!"
On 2008-07-10 21:51:47, neezy, commented on this article:
It’s funny when you actually know the person pictured and you are mad at them for being here ( but in a good way )
On 2008-07-04 00:13:43, neezy, commented on this article:
I believe the correct verbiage is "totes hilairs"?
On 2008-06-23 11:00:27, neezy, commented on this article:
It’s not weird as long as you are thinking of each one of them doing that separately, one at a time, one session per 15 minutes. So you’re done in an hour.
On 2008-06-19 23:01:47, neezy, commented on this article:
DUDE I HAS PROFILEZ ON VICE MAGAZINES


I R SO HIPS