megabreath


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COMMENTS BY MEGABREATH

On 2009-11-19 13:57:16, megabreath, commented on this article:
farting in movies is something worthy of an ass beating. almost up there with answering your phone or being a teenage black girl.
On 2009-11-19 13:50:20, megabreath, commented on this article:
who’s wearing the dress? i thought she was but now i’m not so sure. one is fucked, the other is clinically insane.
On 2009-11-19 13:43:08, megabreath, commented on this article:
i still want to know who did their portraits and how that came about.
On 2009-11-19 13:41:56, megabreath, commented on this article:
godzilla tattoo clinches it.
On 2009-11-09 12:14:58, megabreath, commented on this article:
it all depends on the level of intoxication. if you’re at nine drinks or over then sure, it’s great. anything less than that and you end up feeling like a kindergartener on his first bus ride.
On 2009-11-09 11:58:37, megabreath, commented on this article:
whatever happened to the swedish bikini team? they were worthy of red hearts on t-shirts.
On 2009-11-05 12:41:33, megabreath, commented on this article:
the best spitball pitcher of all time:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaylord_Perry
On 2009-10-28 12:23:52, megabreath, commented on this article:
let it grain
On 2009-10-28 12:22:59, megabreath, commented on this article:
she looks straight out of a roger corman film.
On 2009-10-28 10:27:04, megabreath, commented on this article:
damn. horsey on the left looks like he’s about to shit all over the bridge.
On 2009-10-28 09:31:44, megabreath, commented on this article:
there’s a no-man’s-land in the middle somewhere. big city kids and small city kids get fucked up at an early age. it’s the one from mid-sized towns that go nuts in their mid-20s and don’t get over it until they pass 30.
On 2009-10-20 12:35:17, megabreath, commented on this article:
damn! (that’s a two-syllable damn, by the way)
On 2009-10-15 13:44:29, megabreath, commented on this article:
man, that’s pretty harsh, mal. i’d only hope for him to break his hip so he has to get rolled to the picture window in front of the elevator bank to creep out kids visiting their great-grandparents.
On 2009-10-14 12:03:54, megabreath, commented on this article:
oh no. hot girl in the don’ts. everyone get their protective gear ready.
On 2009-10-14 09:49:27, megabreath, commented on this article:
the pager makes it work. and the boots. and the glasses. and him being underneath it all.
On 2009-10-14 09:42:34, megabreath, commented on this article:
5+4=unity doesn’t sounds like brubeck! sounds like pavement was listening to zappa and smoking lots of dope to me.
On 2009-10-13 09:32:40, megabreath, commented on this article:
i don’t know where you’ve been hanging out but i’ve run into plenty of fat ones. mostly guys, sure, but there are fattabillies you better believe.
On 2009-10-12 09:27:41, megabreath, commented on this article:
the doll splatter may have been from acid but this look in homeroom is pure bowl-in-the-parking-lot before the bell rings.
On 2009-09-28 14:10:19, megabreath, commented on this article:
what is FAS?
On 2009-09-22 07:46:26, megabreath, commented on this article:
ew. band aid under hose. yikes.
On 2009-09-21 19:58:14, megabreath, commented on this article:
awesome. even his shoes are wearing bow ties.
On 2009-09-21 19:57:32, megabreath, commented on this article:
oh sweet. she matched her feather to her roots.
On 2009-09-21 19:56:30, megabreath, commented on this article:
if the children of the corn had a high school he would be their valedictorian.
On 2009-09-21 19:54:45, megabreath, commented on this article:
she looks like old gregg’s sister.
On 2009-09-14 12:20:33, megabreath, commented on this article:
something tells me this guy is really fucking nice.
On 2009-09-09 08:48:29, megabreath, commented on this article:
i think this kid has peaked too early.
On 2009-09-08 16:11:36, megabreath, commented on this article:
what the fuck is this, woodstock ’94?
On 2009-08-31 08:30:21, megabreath, commented on this article:
is there a hint of purple on her legs? i feel like they have color-shifting powers.
On 2009-08-28 14:50:58, megabreath, commented on this article:
dammit i want to know how he got the 1500.
On 2009-08-28 13:45:18, megabreath, commented on this article:
he might as well have a bumper sticker that says "my other car is a bong." good luck getting through security without a thorough pat-down.
On 2009-08-25 10:50:01, megabreath, commented on this article:
i didn’t know about "zardoz" before this but i can see this being like a boorman film. that dude is crazy.
On 2009-08-17 12:12:48, megabreath, commented on this article:
no more sneaking in notes to test. now the kids bring in entire teams of asian physicists.
On 2009-08-11 10:07:31, megabreath, commented on this article:
no different from underwear? not sure i follow. you wear it everyday?
On 2009-08-11 09:50:23, megabreath, commented on this article:
vanessa is cute but milene. oh my. and she’s a winner. and swedish so she probably has cool furniture.
On 2009-08-10 14:22:57, megabreath, commented on this article:
it’s cool. they showed up for the pool parties about 16 years early. wayyyyy ahead of the curve.
On 2009-08-10 12:02:55, megabreath, commented on this article:
iditarod?
On 2009-08-10 12:02:03, megabreath, commented on this article:
sometimes i wonder what it would be like if men had retractable penises like dogs and i guess snails. but unlike dogs, snails have their nuts inside too. see, i think that is more enviable, as it’s really the nuts that are sensitive and not so much the dick itself.
On 2009-08-10 09:42:58, megabreath, commented on this article:
did someone use shit to smear out the "no" part of "no dumping"?
On 2009-08-07 17:38:17, megabreath, commented on this article:
he sure looks proud for someone that takes out trash for a living.
On 2009-08-07 17:34:40, megabreath, commented on this article:
it wasn’t windy enough for him to tie the bottom holes.
On 2009-08-07 17:33:42, megabreath, commented on this article:
belt and suspenders? no way dude. you’re out.
On 2009-08-07 17:32:34, megabreath, commented on this article:
every single thing about this guy makes me want to dump diarrhea water on his face.
On 2009-08-07 17:31:22, megabreath, commented on this article:
here’s a brain teaser. why does she have a dead chick hanging from her crotch?
On 2009-08-07 17:30:28, megabreath, commented on this article:
bottle rockets would be one thing. a thirsty baby raccoon would be another.
On 2009-08-07 17:29:18, megabreath, commented on this article:
i guess he sleeps on his side?
On 2009-08-07 17:28:23, megabreath, commented on this article:
nope. if it was jesus he’d be pouring water because he can turn water into whatever he wants.
On 2009-08-07 17:27:39, megabreath, commented on this article:
hookers? uh, no. who said anything about hookers.
On 2009-08-07 17:14:45, megabreath, commented on this article:
something is horribly wrong with these children.
On 2009-08-07 17:13:47, megabreath, commented on this article:
i like how the series ends with one that the girl knows is being taken.
On 2009-08-07 17:12:57, megabreath, commented on this article:
that single photograph is more powerful than any anti-fur advertisement i’ve seen.
On 2009-08-07 16:53:50, megabreath, commented on this article:
wow naked girls really have a way of accentuating their accessories.
On 2009-08-07 16:53:12, megabreath, commented on this article:
the daughter better pray she doesn’t grow up to look like her mother. yikes. she looks like gonzo from the muppets after a night of no sleep.
On 2009-08-07 16:48:43, megabreath, commented on this article:
i can’t tell if in the black and white one if part of her in underwater. see how the light looks strange on her lower half. anyone?
On 2009-08-07 15:41:13, megabreath, commented on this article:
the studies are true. any kid will tell you it’s easier to score a bag of weed than a six pack of beer. score one for the underagers.
On 2009-07-21 14:09:28, megabreath, commented on this article:
let me say i’m guilty of this too but i think it’s funny that most guys will say batman is their favorite super hero since he is a normal guy with no super powers but they are also quick to get uneasy when the batman/robin gay thing comes up. they will probably agree it’s hinted at somewhere but shrug it off like it’s no big deal.
On 2009-07-20 15:46:40, megabreath, commented on this article:
beautiful. everything about them. gorgeous.
On 2009-07-13 13:31:44, megabreath, commented on this article:
great idea, great execution, GREAT PARTICIPANTS
On 2009-06-22 14:01:26, megabreath, commented on this article:
nine bucks for a wedding ring. you’d think a marriage would be worth at least double digits. i guess not.
On 2009-06-18 07:53:32, megabreath, commented on this article:
did he wet himself?
On 2009-06-16 15:12:00, megabreath, commented on this article:
if you were her kid there’s not much you could do when others joked on your mom. you’d just have to nod slowly and whisper "i know."
On 2009-06-16 15:09:03, megabreath, commented on this article:
he has the lower body of homer simpson.
On 2009-06-12 15:35:15, megabreath, commented on this article:
he looks like a graduate student teacher assisting in gypsy studies.
On 2009-06-12 15:34:00, megabreath, commented on this article:
it’s times like this i’m embarrassed to be a white guy, along with many other situations too.
On 2009-06-10 15:31:00, megabreath, commented on this article:
the smaller version looks like the ikeepadiary.com guy
On 2009-06-10 15:29:54, megabreath, commented on this article:
the top of her stockings sucking in is so fucking nasty i gagged on my soda.
On 2009-06-08 18:51:33, megabreath, commented on this article:
the face only a mother and an escapee could love.
On 2009-06-08 18:50:06, megabreath, commented on this article:
i wish i knew what the guy in the back was listening to.
On 2009-06-08 18:49:00, megabreath, commented on this article:
i’m sure they are just like his beard but with a more pungent odor.
On 2009-06-08 18:48:14, megabreath, commented on this article:
i’m usually against men grooming too much but when your legs start to get cowlicks you should at least give it some consideration.
On 2009-06-08 18:47:09, megabreath, commented on this article:
a gypsy moth came to life.
On 2009-06-08 18:44:31, megabreath, commented on this article:
in my head i’m singing layla but substituting mayra.
On 2009-06-08 18:42:43, megabreath, commented on this article:
i agree with the black, but i would wear longsleeves for the bugs. shit’s crazy out there. better to sweat than die of malaria.
On 2009-06-04 14:31:44, megabreath, commented on this article:
i want to tell her a bedtime story that has to do with me applying organic peach preserves all over her body and eating it off with sponges made from english muffins.
On 2009-06-04 14:29:49, megabreath, commented on this article:
what pointy boobs for an older gentleman. he’s wearing scaled-back madonna cones under the argyle. spiffy.
On 2009-06-02 08:16:11, megabreath, commented on this article:
someone took a young inspector clouseau, added an 86 year old jewish man’s nose and dressed him up like he’s walking the red carpet at the maternity wear awards.
On 2009-06-01 17:03:30, megabreath, commented on this article:
i agree. this is a dude. you don’t want to look under the hood unless you plan on seeing a 300-hp fuel-injected beast.
On 2009-06-01 17:02:01, megabreath, commented on this article:
dumb > glasses
smart > see above
over 18 > not sure buy my dick says fuck it who cares
On 2009-06-01 17:01:02, megabreath, commented on this article:
now he’s going to stand there the rest of the day to make sure no ones takes "his spot"
On 2009-06-01 17:00:16, megabreath, commented on this article:
i bet his house smells like opening a jar with really old snake sheddings in it.
On 2009-05-07 12:06:20, megabreath, commented on this article:
the stroller isn’t for him, it’s for his doll.
On 2009-05-05 11:46:07, megabreath, commented on this article:
at least we can’t hear the c+c music factory or whatever awful music is playing while this was taken.
On 2009-04-22 17:12:12, megabreath, commented on this article:
vending machines, yeah. they do as they’re told except sometimes they steal our money and snicker on the inside.
On 2009-04-22 16:36:25, megabreath, commented on this article:
"Who ever wrote this is either really bad a making jokes or is a totally cluless prick..."

that usually comes hand in hand so chalk it up to being an idiot.
On 2009-04-22 15:56:03, megabreath, commented on this article:
he must have had the tiniest umbilical cord of all time. his naval barely exists.
On 2009-04-13 09:48:32, megabreath, commented on this article:
who said anything about the "right people?" i’ve been to carroll st and i enjoyed it. the drinks and food was good. fuck "right people" go anywhere with your buds and shit will be epic.
On 2009-04-13 09:46:31, megabreath, commented on this article:
nova does suck. sorry, but unless you enjoy hanging out with loads of off duty soldiers, the nightlife leaves much to be desired. before i visited i wondered how a metro area of like 5 million went so unobserved. i found out rather quickly - because it sucks.
On 2009-04-13 09:43:05, megabreath, commented on this article:
when i was there it was all japanese tourists filming everything, even waiting in line for a hotdog. soon japanese tourist footage is going to be half of all digital information in the world.
On 2009-04-13 08:04:13, megabreath, commented on this article:
this looks like the guy in front of you at the ticket window who swears they are on the guestlist even after the dude has looked three times to no avail. give it up man, the band members dont consider you a friend.
On 2009-04-13 08:00:50, megabreath, commented on this article:
is someone wearing the fantasia robe?
On 2009-04-13 07:59:41, megabreath, commented on this article:
he has old-lady-returning-from-pharmacy neck
On 2009-04-13 07:58:29, megabreath, commented on this article:
isn’t that kid a bit young for a tattoo?
On 2009-04-10 16:30:07, megabreath, commented on this article:
this dude really deserves his own theme song.
On 2009-04-09 10:15:11, megabreath, commented on this article:
no you have it wrong. he’s a model so all conclusions can be made solely based on that fact.
On 2009-04-07 13:33:32, megabreath, commented on this article:
"chicks look good with tentacles sprouting from their scalp. i bet she can suck like an octo"

no doubt, octogenarians can suck a mean dick. if they take their dentures out i can bust a nut in t-minus 20 seconds.
On 2009-04-06 12:59:27, megabreath, commented on this article:
wow i did not know koreans were so into dick. and half-tone dick at that. double barrel shotgun up the ass must sting. hell just getting it up there has be be torture enough!
On 2009-04-03 16:50:03, megabreath, commented on this article:
i bet an ass that saggy makes for really good ass clapping farts. you know the kind that make your cheeks smack each other on lift off?
On 2009-04-03 16:47:45, megabreath, commented on this article:
the most amazing part of this is she planned ahead and had the patience to wait all through dinner with a cold piece of metal attached to her hoo-ha just for this moment of bliss.
On 2009-04-03 16:40:35, megabreath, commented on this article:
if he decides to do the guitar and lighter fluid trick he couldn’t have picked a better venue
On 2009-03-27 14:38:54, megabreath, commented on this article:

joe bananas, on Mar 27, 2009 wrote:
BOOO italian girls should be amazing with plunging necklines and hair pulled back, not looking like an art student.

agreed. america sends enough art school girls to italy anyway, they don’t need to supply their own.
On 2009-03-27 14:37:27, megabreath, commented on this article:
the scalp looks like a mushroom with a ponytail. spot fucking on.
On 2009-03-27 13:31:14, megabreath, commented on this article:
i’m going to have to open a petting zoo but instead of animals it will be all japanese girls wearing fur. sounds like something that would be wildly successful.
On 2009-03-16 12:03:58, megabreath, commented on this article:
do you suppose this leads to a higher rate of having your leg humped?
On 2009-03-10 17:36:24, megabreath, commented on this article:
no, that’s the magic bullet and it doesn’t go up my ass, it just tickles the rim.
On 2009-03-10 16:28:53, megabreath, commented on this article:
i’d like to forcefeed a vegan that gunk and then sit back and watch when the new suit burst out of them like invasion of the body snatchers.
On 2009-03-10 16:24:38, megabreath, commented on this article:
milk is great but i’d prefer a titty full of beer like the mr. move praises
On 2009-03-10 16:20:14, megabreath, commented on this article:
there sure as shit weren’t camels at the petting zoos i went to. where were you, tunisia?
On 2009-03-10 16:18:51, megabreath, commented on this article:
if aliens ever come down a visit us i hope they don’t bump into people like this first. they’d either immediately give up hope for any intelligent life on our planet or think we have extreme advancements in reflective legging material.
On 2009-03-10 16:15:50, megabreath, commented on this article:
hey dumbass, everything in a bar is overpriced. what, do you think they’re trying to undercut the liquor store or something? if i’m giving them $5 i’d rather get a whiskey than a coors light, but if you have a special connection with the silver bullet, be my guest.
On 2009-03-10 16:03:31, megabreath, commented on this article:
i’ve seen guys wear shirts in the water but socks on the beach is some new shit that’s so mind boggling i must question this man’s psyche. normal people don’t do that. no one does that!
On 2009-03-10 15:59:05, megabreath, commented on this article:
after quick googling i know what QFT is only a couple weeks after finally looking up PWN and All Your Base Are Belong To Us.
On 2009-03-05 12:05:39, megabreath, commented on this article:
his pants look like the end of 2001, a movie i said was my favorite when i was about that age. then i stopped doing drugs everyday and realized an hour of apes beating chests isn’t that wonderful.
On 2009-03-04 15:01:58, megabreath, commented on this article:
lucas? is that you? i never saw you after you told mrs. carulo that no, you didn’t do her homework and that yes, she could suck your dick before you pulled out the maddog 20/20 pint and chugged it. that fucking rocked, by the way.
On 2009-03-03 15:56:49, megabreath, commented on this article:
i don’t think they’re letting these dudes go enough because they all look like toddlers saddling up at a rest stop after a six-hour drive across the heartland. it’s not healthy to hold your pee that long.
On 2009-02-23 19:39:07, megabreath, commented on this article:
you do know that richard kern is like THE suggestive nude photographer, right? if anything, vice is lucky to have him.
On 2009-02-23 19:21:02, megabreath, commented on this article:
did you just admit to attending lilith fair? aaaaaahahahaha. tell your mom’s girlfriend i want my cleats back.
On 2009-02-23 11:58:39, megabreath, commented on this article:
so in essence, the camorra is the suge knight of italy. only way more scary and likely to really fuck you up.
On 2009-02-23 09:11:47, megabreath, commented on this article:
this is the best this girl will ever look. photog caught this at the exact right moment. i bet she’s really not that hot.
On 2009-02-18 13:33:19, megabreath, commented on this article:
clowes and gondry and like the peanut butter and honey combo - both amazing on their own, good with other things (like bananas), but fucking incredible together (and kind of popular but not extremely so)
On 2009-02-13 16:38:41, megabreath, commented on this article:
thank god your facial recognition system failed
On 2009-02-12 11:22:58, megabreath, commented on this article:
the downside is that the wool knit really soaks up the smell of burning churches
On 2009-01-27 13:03:22, megabreath, commented on this article:
he developed that after his experiments with the lightning rod. something about collected discharge.
On 2009-01-26 13:15:30, megabreath, commented on this article:
when his serotonins get back to a normal level maybe he’ll realize he looks like a pumpkin headed to a sauna.
On 2009-01-26 13:12:44, megabreath, commented on this article:
i want that poster like this girl wants a revolution (and probably a hairy nanny)
On 2009-01-22 09:09:56, megabreath, commented on this article:
jorts!
On 2009-01-22 08:41:28, megabreath, commented on this article:
hold on! so you’re saying the families know they are sending their boys to be child prostitutes? ???
On 2009-01-21 13:48:25, megabreath, commented on this article:
this is when you go for the less hot one. she’s still pretty hot and she will love you for being into her. sexual favors abound and you don’t have to put up with the bullshit that the other one spews with every breath.
On 2009-01-20 18:46:28, megabreath, commented on this article:
i think you’ve found the formula for a super sad issue - lots of teen suicide and underage sex workers.
On 2009-01-20 18:11:04, megabreath, commented on this article:
awww, they’re cute. i bet they make pretty good tips working at a place like that.
On 2009-01-20 17:45:25, megabreath, commented on this article:
anon:

do australian citizens automatically get a uk passport for reaching a certain age? also, i’m curious - why did you go to australia if you think it’s in such crappy times?
On 2009-01-20 17:28:51, megabreath, commented on this article:
the organized crime mentality of sicily probably made these sick fucks think they could get away with this heinous crime.
On 2009-01-20 16:35:13, Megabreath, commented on this article:
you gotta put up with some gay music, but the video itself is pretty
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