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COMMENTS BY LAZY EYEZ KILLA

On 2009-11-20 12:19:26, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
it’s great that her hair is pulled back like in porn movies. you have to be able to see the face. nice.
On 2009-11-20 12:17:10, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
wow. WOW. WOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
On 2009-11-19 13:33:39, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
weird that is took less than two generations from them kamikaziing themselves into us into trying as hard as they can to turn themselves into us.
On 2009-11-19 13:04:40, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
hey, if the rum runner likes to check out coachella after a long season of smuggling semi automatics and buttplugs from mexico, more power to him.
On 2009-11-19 13:02:47, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
how anyone could leave their children at seven is so beyond me my stomach is truly hurting while i type this. these two men are my new heroes. thanks for this, ben.
On 2009-11-16 17:50:18, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
the fade needs to come back. quickly. then we can start doing the fade "parts" like tyson had.
On 2009-11-16 17:48:36, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
"How come if I don’t want Illegals crossing my border I’m a racist?

Couldn’t it be just about the fact that when I came here I had to study, take a test, pass said test, learn English, get a job, pay taxes and NOT use welfare?

Why does it have to be a racist thing?"

why do i get the distinct feeling that you are not an immigrant at all? hmm... maybe because i have never heard any immigrant wish it harder for others to get here.
On 2009-11-16 17:40:04, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i bet ewok pussy smells fucking rank.
On 2009-11-16 17:39:18, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
journey is okay, not great, but okay and if you don’t sing along to their songs when they come on the jukebox then fuck you, but goddamn whoever was in charge of their logo was a fucking retard.
On 2009-11-16 17:37:50, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
from the neck-up and minus the hair she’s not so bad.
On 2009-11-16 17:37:24, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
nothing wrong with a sweaty girl underneath it all. not like she’s going to sweat through a leather suit. once it’s off, the sweat is perfectly okay.
On 2009-11-16 17:36:04, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
seems like no one’s having their water. that’s always my mistake but i never learn from it.
On 2009-11-16 17:35:15, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
if you’re saying you wouldn’t want to see how it feels to drop your balls between those ginormous tits you’re lying to yourself.
On 2009-11-16 17:34:15, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
little fences? hahahahaha. personally, i like the ones with targets.
On 2009-11-16 17:26:23, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
looks more like if fergie and a klingon fucked to me.
On 2009-11-06 09:39:39, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
heroin chic will never go out of style for me.
On 2009-11-06 09:33:44, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
the infamous caprigroes.
On 2009-10-29 12:07:09, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i didn’t know asian chicks could get ashy. learn something new everyday, i guess.
On 2009-10-28 12:18:49, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
married, with temptation.
On 2009-10-28 10:44:43, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
pepper might be the most perfect cowboy name ever.
On 2009-10-28 10:44:05, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
"and for my next trick, i’ll make one thousand boners disappear forever!"
On 2009-10-23 15:43:08, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
hahahahahahahahaha

i see the resemblance.
On 2009-10-23 15:27:06, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
"canonball" video was legendary.
On 2009-10-23 12:26:00, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i feel bad for their double-ended dildo. it must be beaten to hell and back.
On 2009-10-21 08:13:25, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
it was all champagne wishes and bruno magli dreams until juice had to kill his wife, wasn’t it, kato?
On 2009-10-19 09:35:35, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
if your ears are shaped like elongated kidney beans you shouldn’t shave your head. it looks like your brain is sucking in its gut for a shirtless photo.
On 2009-10-12 16:44:46, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
val kilmer is a fat piece of shit too but he is kind of funny in kiss kiss bang bang.
On 2009-10-12 16:43:54, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
she’s a nightmare foot tickler.
On 2009-10-12 16:43:23, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
his torso looks just like alf. no, really. look at it.
On 2009-10-09 14:45:00, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
jim morrison would be laughing at them if satan didn’t make him suck the flame out of his penis everytime he cracked a smile.
On 2009-09-30 10:30:45, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
who the fuck does that dog think he is, spuds mackenzie jr?
On 2009-09-28 12:15:23, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
if i was a dad i might rather have this guy boffing my daughter than javier bardem. at least this dude would leave her pussy not looking like she got fisted by the incredible hulk.
On 2009-09-28 09:48:40, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
you know dude means business when he he puts on his warpaint.
On 2009-09-25 10:44:02, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i’ll admit it. sometimes i suck in when i’m shirtless and being photographed. i have yet to figure out how to suck in my armpits, though.
On 2009-09-22 12:00:36, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
pantyline or wrinkle? not that it really matters.
On 2009-09-18 11:04:56, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
my dad was embarrassing until i got old enough to realize he’s a fucking badass.
On 2009-09-15 12:12:39, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i think if i ever did any serious editing, like, cutting down from hours and hours of film like this, i would second guess myself so much it would be torture. at least filming is more reactionary at a single point in time. editing is a beautiful headache.
On 2009-09-15 12:07:25, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
the shit (i dont even know what you call that) on the bridesmaid’s head looks like the new photos from the hubble space telescope.
On 2009-09-14 11:52:41, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
"...he looks like a Brooklyn cab dispatcher from 1982..."

no he looks more like a brooklyn cab driver from 1982. robert deniro style.
On 2009-09-11 15:26:17, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
looks like he had a world tour of beers but spent most of his time in jamaica.
On 2009-09-09 15:45:59, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
oh, i bet he was prince charming. charming the pants right off every gay man in gay paree.
On 2009-09-08 10:30:18, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i hope for his sake that man is already dead.
On 2009-09-08 10:00:03, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
every time i beat off to the one on the left the one on the right loses her wings.
On 2009-09-04 11:43:40, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
this is when you swear off whiskey forever. also known as 48 hours.
On 2009-09-03 15:23:42, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
who let them have sugar before dinner?
On 2009-09-03 15:23:09, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i love this guy. still riding the wave.
On 2009-09-03 15:22:43, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
"It’s not a woman...
look at the big feet, look were the fat is proportioned, no hip or thigh ratio.
It’s a transvestite idiots."

i think you can throw the man/woman proportions out the door when you’re talking about a crackhead.
On 2009-09-03 15:21:05, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i think she has her thumb in her mouth and blowing really hard to make it pop out like that.
On 2009-09-03 14:46:51, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
better fruit artists? hahaha. are you a member of the fruit artist’s guild or something?
On 2009-09-03 14:45:47, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
quite a contrast in his graphite and paintings.
On 2009-09-03 14:44:46, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
any difference for jewish snails?
On 2009-09-03 08:37:57, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
had to be the hottest chick at the dmv that day.
On 2009-09-01 12:05:57, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
no way man. these girls came FROM the future, not to it.
On 2009-08-28 13:57:58, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
good thing my dick is faster than leopard ass.
On 2009-08-27 12:03:50, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
a single swipe of her forehead could remove the heads from a dozen draft beers.
On 2009-08-24 11:02:17, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
they also can’t smile, show their face, or straddle anything in public.
On 2009-08-20 12:51:27, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
are one-pieces coming back? i keep seeing them all over the place.
On 2009-08-20 12:50:40, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
never had a pull in emergency but i have had a pull out one.
On 2009-08-19 11:46:06, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
he’s either a little bitch or is someone’s little bitch. there’s no way this was of his own planning. look at the rest of him. horrible.
On 2009-08-18 15:05:50, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
my girlfriend will get a kick out of this. she gets her hair cut at bumble and bumble.
On 2009-08-18 08:11:53, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
unless you’re in formal wear everything looks good with stains.
On 2009-08-10 15:38:56, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
at first i thought this would be no big deal. like, what does anti-high really mean? but damn. this sounds like hell on earth, in your own mind.
On 2009-08-10 15:38:00, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
1 - terry schaivo
2 - terry schaivo
3 - terry schaivo
4 - terry schaivo
5 - doogie howser
On 2009-08-10 14:24:37, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
dude isn’t going to get those pampers off until he can ride without the training wheels.
On 2009-08-10 10:20:25, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
seeing guys like this out is a good indicator it’s time to pick a new bar. for that, they’re good.
On 2009-08-04 13:06:07, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
family guy and south park are more similar when it comes to level of hilarity (low), but family guy is obviously a simpsons copy. dumb dad, smart wife that’s out of the dad’s league, underachieving son, dorky daughter, the list goes on and on.
On 2009-08-04 13:02:53, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
you gays are so sensitive sometimes. i’m not even talking about your nipples, either.
On 2009-08-04 12:56:33, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
step-siblings. no way these two popped out of the same vag.
On 2009-07-29 13:46:14, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i had a freshman roommate that was mormon. i corrupted the hell out of him (or into him?).
On 2009-07-28 12:49:14, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
this isn’t my normal thing but there is definitely something appealing about girls that stick it to mother nature like "i don’t give a shit if it’s winter, i’m dressing like i’m going on spring field trip so fuck you!"
On 2009-07-27 12:11:38, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i still don’t understand how gays get their eyes to twinkle like that. changing your wardrobe is one thing but changing how your face looks is like some kind of twink adaptation that there is no scientific explanation for.
On 2009-07-23 09:54:04, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
give it up man. this girl couldn’t ride a hoverboard in zero g.
On 2009-07-17 13:10:15, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
if he’s rich, it makes it all the worse than he can’t properly dress himself. how about a haircut, buddy? this isn’t almost famous.
On 2009-07-17 13:09:02, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
his breath just wiped out a small patch of grass.
On 2009-07-13 10:33:41, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
those uniforms are great. no wonder they are so gung ho about their cashier jobs. i would be too if i looked like a candystriping rambo.
On 2009-07-13 10:32:39, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
you must have a very delicate touch if you can catch those farts. they also pop all over my shirt when i try to catch them. then you need some powerful detergent to get the flax fart out of your clothes.
On 2009-07-10 11:35:32, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
personally i think this is quite impressive art for homophobes. they aren’t usually the guys that go to michael’s to get crafty, you know?
On 2009-07-10 11:33:55, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
this car is brave coming out like this. most of the time they only ask to get washed. you fucking rock, car.
On 2009-07-09 11:53:00, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
their shirts are so fresh off the merch table they probably still have the smell of cardboard box and whatever cigarette the girl working it was smoking.
On 2009-07-01 15:50:05, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
it’s his own personal fart bong.
On 2009-07-01 14:25:37, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
they need to disappear into the growth so i can forget all about this field of nightmares
On 2009-06-23 15:30:40, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
there’s a fine line between broing out and waking up with pubes stuck in your teeth. careful, fellas.
On 2009-06-23 15:29:27, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
a very very very rare sighting of the redneck hasid. shhh, don’t disturb him.
On 2009-06-23 15:28:08, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
she’s hot in a saved by the bell way but not in a gossip girl way. suspension of decade disbelief is a good thing to have when you get to the outskirts of town.
On 2009-06-23 15:25:54, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i can’t explain it but she is one of the hottest girls in all of the dos. it’s like your dick knows she has great taste in music, a big case of criterion collection dvds, and a sense of humor that makes you seem boring.
On 2009-06-23 15:23:40, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
reinvent? chinese rice farmers have been wearing these for centuries. not with miniskirts, mind you, but still.
On 2009-06-23 15:22:40, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
he’s in his quasimofo costume.
On 2009-06-23 15:19:29, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
the price is right warns about spaying and neutering but never treating your pets like pussy baby dolls.
On 2009-06-23 15:18:17, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
she’s been waiting for three days now and she forgot her friend’s name.
On 2009-06-23 15:17:17, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i’ve heard of knocking the dust off a pussy but i never expected to be left in the dust by one.
On 2009-06-23 07:37:24, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
it looks like the crackhead red carpet at the gram-y awards.
On 2009-06-22 15:37:55, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
yeah yeah. green is solidarity for democracy or whatever. she still looks like a doofus.
On 2009-06-22 15:26:28, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i’m enjoying this series.

it’s like antiques roadshow foreign edition with crackheads.
On 2009-06-22 12:03:39, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
she looks like a terrorist candy corn.
On 2009-06-22 11:44:57, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
this is the type person peta should be bugging. no cow deserves to die for his jacket. NO COW.
On 2009-06-22 11:44:04, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
this cannot be healthy. that is the roundest stomach ever. it has to be. there is no way there is a rounder stomach on this planet or probably any other planet at that.
On 2009-06-22 11:42:41, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i bet when he has to list his height he includes the gelled hair.
On 2009-06-22 11:41:48, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
if i was anally r@ped i don’t think i would want to poop for a very long time. i would definitely skip my next prostate exam.
On 2009-06-18 12:39:22, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i would like to rock the piping cap with flip-down shades like outfielders wear. you don’t have to sacrifice functionality for fashion, see?
On 2009-06-18 12:30:22, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
she looks like a stunt double from the "runaway train" video shoot.
On 2009-06-15 15:27:12, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i’d like to see a make up artist try to recreate this look. i’ve seen shrunken heads and mummies but this takes the cake. human bbq.
On 2009-06-15 15:25:21, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
nice analogy. remember when master p tried to play professional basketball? one exception is michael jordan. he wanted to be a baseball player.
On 2009-06-15 15:20:55, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
this is really. fucking. great.

more of cf pretty please.
On 2009-06-15 15:18:45, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
let’s get real. he isn’t don juan and he’s super into twin peaks (that’s cool, i love the peaks myself, but hang in there with me). he could douse his dick in potpourri made of angel farts and still not get the kind of girls he’s going after here. let him get sweaty at a comic convention and he’s getting so much poon his dick will need a week break.
On 2009-06-10 16:41:41, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
thinking about shooting a single proton is mind-boggling. how do you load it into the proton gun?
On 2009-06-10 16:38:36, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
"we yum yum cum"

who is the 14-year-old that writes porn titles? i had saw that someone put out a porn version of the office and scrubs. why? i don’t want to mix my wednesday nights and my rainy sunday evenings.
On 2009-06-10 16:35:00, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i’d kiss rosie o’donnell to see his original samo pieces.
On 2009-06-09 11:57:05, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
page four is one of the coolest things i have ever seen.
On 2009-06-04 09:54:12, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i thought fat, black women carried the largest keychain thingamabobs but looks like i was wrong this whole time.
On 2009-06-03 12:04:28, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
those must be the middle ground between a onesie and real adult pants, like the huggies pull ups of jeans.
On 2009-06-02 14:36:07, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
ari and uzi rocked this look so much better. you need to be rich and jewish.
On 2009-06-02 13:34:58, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
he looks a lot like the lead guy in grizzly bear.
On 2009-06-01 13:41:03, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
no worst cover of the month? oh i see - they are all so horrible you couldn’t pick one.
On 2009-05-29 12:07:27, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i bet her hat is itchier than poison ivy on the small of your back with an open sore and sand blown in it
On 2009-05-28 13:40:04, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
her butt cheeks might as well be supermagnets for my eyeballs.
On 2009-05-27 12:17:02, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
this is the one similarity between polish and hispanics. everything is considered a canvas ready for more decoration.
On 2009-05-14 12:02:27, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i’m slightly surprised he isn’t riding the fuck out of the penis pole behind him. i mean, god, it already has "XXX" on it.
On 2009-05-13 08:41:43, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
the japanese have large f-stops
On 2009-05-05 12:33:32, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
can you imagine how funny it would be if dog became dog: ghost hunter? he would catch them and berate them in front of all the other ghosts but once he got them in the backseat of his ghost suburban he’d be all nice and offer them ghost cigarettes. someone needs to set that up asap.
On 2009-05-05 12:12:35, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i didn’t know you could bring people back through the stargate.
On 2009-05-01 17:07:09, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
boogie is a badass. there are so many out there copying the hamburger eyes style now - grainy black and white. but boogie has been a master for a long time now.
On 2009-05-01 15:15:17, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
what is this, the brochure cover for fundamentalist gay rehab?
On 2009-04-28 12:45:37, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i want to get wolfenstein on the one in the middle.
On 2009-04-28 07:22:09, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i like how it’s called stalking instead of hunting. it brings a sketch element into the picture. like the deers are looking over their shoulders and keeping their doors on chains.
On 2009-04-27 17:49:20, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
yeah, i can see that... he looks like he knows how to licky a boom boom down.
On 2009-04-27 17:34:43, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
his lips look like 70s porn pussy
On 2009-04-27 12:39:19, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
on a scale of 1-10 for nut comfortness, these pants break the scale. this is like the getting a blowjob in a jacuzzi of pants.
On 2009-04-24 12:57:06, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
from now on, instead of waterboarding we should torture people by forcing them to play hopscotch with this brute. it wears you out jumping over and when it’s her turn you get slapped in the back of the head with her nutsack.
On 2009-04-23 14:21:52, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i bet that pussy is tighter than a fresh roll of quarters.
On 2009-04-22 12:35:44, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i want to smoke a dirt joint, crack a double deuce of mgd, and listen to thin lizzy with them. i have feeling in my gut the tall one has run from the cops successfully at least once.
On 2009-04-20 12:04:02, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i haven’t time to worry about hiroki when there is a supermarket fantasy involving "mr. children." little timmy may be about to have a baby dill shoved up his butt for all we know.
On 2009-04-16 12:29:46, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
the guy in the background has that "hurry up and finish your drugs ’cause i really have to drop a deuce" face
On 2009-04-15 12:18:35, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i’m so glad you lived, dude.
On 2009-04-14 09:21:23, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i wonder what happens when he rolls over. is it a party party goodtimes wooly mammoth?
On 2009-04-13 16:52:51, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
how much you want to bet they already check epicly later’d daily?
On 2009-04-13 12:30:32, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
public enemies nos. 1, 2, and 3
On 2009-04-08 17:08:40, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
its fuckers like this that always end up next to me at shows. i swear i can go to the bar and find another spot on the floor and two songs later guess who’s rattle-whistling into the back of my head but johnny fartknocker.
On 2009-04-07 10:31:10, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
whoa! stand back, it’s a bitch-of-nine-tails!
On 2009-03-30 16:08:13, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
a teddy bear shooting a plunger tank? what is this, the pussy brigade? fuck, his name is already bad enough but now i hate him/them whatever he/they are.
On 2009-03-27 15:13:37, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i think lefty was left out of the matching outfit phone call. she’s already planning her revenge of getting her nails done without warning.
On 2009-03-25 17:04:48, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
it looks like a topographic map of antarctica.
On 2009-03-25 11:36:55, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
holy sheeshkabob, who is the last girl? yowza!
On 2009-03-24 13:37:20, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
interesting. i would have thought the acidity of the orange would kill some of the stench. have you factored in your original shit and how powerful it is? not everyone has the same shit par, you know?
On 2009-03-23 17:27:26, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i think we may have found the worse pop-locker in the history of pop-locking.
On 2009-03-23 17:26:05, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
that look can mean only one thing - he just hit pickle. it’s like striking gold in the world of sliders.
On 2009-03-20 13:21:34, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i’d like to give blondie a full body rub down in nothing but those pants. i’d also confirm that she does indeed have a right arm while i was performing said rub down.
On 2009-03-20 09:21:38, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
circus midgets would probably be old enough to see an r-rated movie. maybe they’re trying to sneak onto a roller coaster. height requirements, you know?
On 2009-03-18 13:35:39, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
hahaha, berlin as usual comes in thinking they are on top of the fashion world but look like retarded hobos. i wonder, though, if you could pull the collar up and pee through it. that would be something to see.
On 2009-03-17 17:39:49, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
who is the scary man in black hiding out by the tree? can you picture them walking out into the sunset? all you’d see is his shoe soles and her forehead.
On 2009-03-17 17:34:36, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i’d hang out there in an instant. you just know they have some specials on mgd and maybe even cowboy karaoke and one of the mechanical bulls, which are the fucking shit. sure the nights with line dancing would suck but have you seen country chicks? they are fucking hot to trot if you can get past the hair.
On 2009-03-17 17:16:35, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
how thoughtful of her to match her apparel to the neighborhood houses.
On 2009-03-17 17:05:58, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
looks like he quantum leaped straight from fire island right to the middle of mr. powell’s social studies lecture. i hope it’s not show and tell, for christ’s sake...
On 2009-03-13 13:08:46, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
this should be titled "second thoughts"
On 2009-03-13 11:57:48, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
so that’s a tonsure, huh? i always called it a friar tuck cut. i always thought it would be fun to wear a hat and rip it off to reveal my inverted crew cut.
On 2009-03-11 10:29:53, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i’d rather get pissed on by a dog than a person. they eat the same thing every meal and drink only water. at least there’s some consistency and you know what you’re getting. with some random person, who knows what’s gone through their system. you’d better hope it’s not the day after eating asparagus, i know that much.
On 2009-03-09 12:47:36, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
shouldn’t the cops be wondering where all the shit is? this is some poor investigative work.
On 2009-03-06 18:05:04, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
damn... if i lived in odessa i’d wrap my dick in tin foil, wrap that in kevlar, dip in into a bronzing solution, cut it off, lock in it a fireproof safe, throw away the key, and burn the dump where the key went. then move to another country.
On 2009-03-05 17:04:32, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
oh, those are those pants where you can dance and no one will even know it.
On 2009-03-05 17:03:28, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
jeez, will they let just any old schmuck in the crips these days?
On 2009-03-03 14:04:36, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
did it genuinely never occur to them that they look like the 3rd grade girls that call each other before school to match outfits? these two deserve each other.
On 2009-03-02 13:04:40, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
is it just me or does it look like he’s manipulating a sideways reel-to-reel machine?
On 2009-03-02 13:01:49, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
he definitely has a high and mighty look to him and that’s not even counting the crown, which i’m thinking he made himself. weird, but all in all a good look. i’d be honored to be knighted by him.
On 2009-02-27 17:03:28, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i thought i was googley-eyed. sheesh, she just took me to the laundry. kudos, young lass.
On 2009-02-24 14:29:29, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
you know you’re a slick fucker when you’ve left more women than fingerprints.
On 2009-02-24 13:13:11, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i would totally be into eating some eskimo pie if that’s what it took to hang with these two.
On 2009-02-20 13:20:32, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
topographical subway maps? damn, what will those rascals at the mta think of next? hopefully getting the goddamn g-train on a schedule more consistent than my cat’s sleeping pattern.
On 2009-02-19 14:07:47, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
his chest looks like the oboe player from the cantina scene in star wars
On 2009-02-19 07:44:07, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
don’t forget the cum gargling
On 2009-02-17 18:38:06, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
lawl? really? i’m tired of lol, but lawl? oh yeah, and pwn can go too as far as i’m concerned. you must be a n00b.
On 2009-02-17 18:36:07, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
how cute. he’s dreaming about free ipod nanos and girls that can squirt.
On 2009-02-17 12:43:22, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
dude, what the fuck? are we on the same wonka wavelength?
On 2009-02-17 12:42:39, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
he looks like he just ate out violet beauregarde.
On 2009-02-17 12:34:42, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
this better have been taken before labor day
On 2009-02-11 15:56:33, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i don’t know about this james wood (singular) guy, but i keep seeing his name and thinking of videodrome and for that i’d like to thank you.
On 2009-02-10 07:32:17, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
these two got rick roll’d for life.
On 2009-02-06 10:14:13, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
jerry ain’t giving up skating, don’t worry. i want him and spanky to collab on a photo/drawing book. someone push that to them.
On 2009-02-06 10:03:01, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
he must feel honored that skeletor named his castle after him
On 2009-02-05 14:14:32, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
oh, give me a break, queenie. poor or not, these kids don’t deserve to be called human. go read all the sociology books you want. poor does not equal the desire to kill.
On 2009-02-05 10:22:59, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
Queenie said:
"Oh come on, when do you ever hear stories of posh little private school kids running around kicking the shit out of people?
I’m not condoning what these kids have done as it’s sick, barbaric and inhumane, and I think a life sentence is letting them get away lightly...But you have to question why these kids do it?
They’re bored, they see their future as non-exsistant and this thug culture is purely to impress their mates and get some kind of status in their life..."

what rock are you living under, sweetie? rich kids do this shit all the time and the snotty nosed prep schoolers are more bored than the poor kids generally. dad’s at work all day, the nanny is more of a mother figure than their real mom. and the feeling of being rich, above the law, and invisible? that’s something the poor kids are definitely without.
On 2009-02-05 10:16:17, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
5’1" height
5.1 stereo surround sound
On 2009-02-04 13:22:36, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
Big Trouble in Little Italy
On 2009-02-04 07:53:49, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
wow. it’s a jam master jay / yeshiva bus driver hybrid. and he’s in town for a convention.
On 2009-02-03 12:20:55, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
he knows a thing or two about grand marshaling his own one-man parade.
On 2009-02-02 13:01:13, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
hey big tit lovers, this is what you have to look forward to. enjoy.
On 2009-01-30 18:28:46, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
have you ever seen a more humpty dumpty looking motherfucker in your life? it’s like an egg grew legs.
On 2009-01-30 18:27:27, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
the hamburglar’s accomplice is still at large
On 2009-01-30 13:08:54, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i wonder how long she looked in the mirror before "god, i am going to fucking slay tonight..." ran through her head
On 2009-01-23 08:06:40, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
finger banging championship first runner-up 2008 (he lost points for the girl being 14)
On 2009-01-22 18:47:49, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
if this means mcpheeters is now a regular contributor i will be a very happy man.
On 2009-01-21 13:08:51, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
bootsy ruined it with her white tights. the other chick is like a furry popsicle that i want to suck on.
On 2009-01-21 08:58:31, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
c’mon guys, you know that slit tastes like chocolate covered cherries
On 2009-01-20 13:06:36, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
can you imagine the bangs on their future child? those things are going to pop out of her poon like a fucking jack-in-the-box.
On 2009-01-15 14:11:23, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
30 minutes is all it takes to go from sex on the beach to sex on a bench
On 2009-01-14 08:42:31, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
there’s a thin line between drag and professional wrestling and the singer is toeing the line with the graceful skill of an ice skater going into a triple lutz.
On 2009-01-13 11:51:53, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i know americans are some of the fattest humans on the planet, but these girls are considered fat? how is that? are you telling me mary kate olsen wouldn’t look emaciated in japan?
On 2009-01-12 14:26:24, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
looks like the type of guy that just moved to the city from some bumfuck town and is waiting on line for the bathroom at bar and after five minutes of being behind him you open the door and no one’s in there.
On 2009-01-10 12:30:48, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
this is the best audio clip, music or otherwise, to have ever graced the digi-pages of vice.
On 2009-01-09 15:19:08, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
makes sense that her dad was an anthropologist. i wish she’d gone into that a bit more.
On 2009-01-08 14:45:38, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
what? did he have to take out his earphone to focus on certain passage?
On 2009-01-08 14:43:39, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
do news anchors. i’d love to see how smart the people giving us information truly are.
On 2009-01-08 09:01:15, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
well, anon, at least taro has the balls to put his name behind his comment, not to mention add something to the conversation. name-calling is for kiddies, which i’m guessing you are, and occassionally the don’ts.
On 2009-01-08 08:57:25, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
didn’t you guys take physiology in high school? this isn’t stephen hawking-level stuff we’re talking about...
On 2009-01-07 14:26:43, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
she really likes drool. i noticed that in the art talk video and again today. bam, more drool.
On 2009-01-06 10:19:17, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
you are turning me into a major visco fan. "an enthusiastic fucking a"! the first time i totally missed that one. brilliant.
On 2009-01-05 12:35:37, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
english majors are fun to fuck but most of them aren’t that easy on the eyes.
On 2009-01-05 12:32:35, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
it says a lot that jonnie craig’s shot is my least favorite of the bunch.
On 2009-01-02 13:15:41, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i’d love to hear what he thinks of tao lin.
On 2008-12-31 12:50:42, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
don’t tell anyone, but i heard his taint tastes like raspberry tart.
On 2008-12-31 10:43:32, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
this is what i’m talking ’bout! fucking on point!
On 2008-12-30 11:19:03, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
where does rin tin tin rank in the popular dogs of all time? below lassie for sure. probably above benji, but probably below lady and the tramp. and where does santa’s little helper fall into the mix?
On 2008-12-29 22:06:16, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
fuck a taxi. i hope they provided him with a stomach pumping. his stomach must be lined with iron if he can take a bottle of tuaca without throwing it back up. tuaca is really quite sweet and when sweet alcohol churns in your stomach it ain’t pretty. not to mention two glasses of gin dumped in on top of it. yuck.
On 2008-12-29 10:16:41, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
does that mean that tom arnold is elected president? i’d be time travelling too if that ever happens. hopefully he’s more like alexander hamilton and becomes more famous after someone pops a cap in his fat, roseanne-fucking (yuck!) ass.
On 2008-12-28 14:14:54, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
there goes my appetite for pizza for a couple weeks...
On 2008-12-28 12:07:51, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
i don’t know what genre this is, or if mr. visco just invented one, but this is fucking incredible. i hope the other one is just as good.
On 2008-12-28 11:29:18, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
why do i get the feeling it’s the same couple tools that comment first about how bad these are? do you not like reading? this is a magazine, you know.
On 2008-12-28 11:25:57, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
this entire beach looks incredibly lame. the gawking lady on the left looks like she should be in norway instead and the cap man on the right looks like a used electronics salesman. say what you will, but at least pirouette rambo here is giving the place a little flavor. this had to be taken in greece, right?
On 2008-12-23 16:11:01, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
this man has to be in the top 1% of badass motherfuckers worldwide
On 2008-12-18 11:50:09, lazy eyez killa, commented on this article:
the last two shots are what makes this obviously a series. stop yer bitching.