 | On 2008-09-30 01:45:01, kurtusmc, commented on this article:
The first two are terrible, in the style of Marmaduke.
But the second two are comic genius. |
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| On 2008-09-04 21:05:24, kurtusmc, commented on this article:
Imagine how doubly hard it is for me to have to hear it. |
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| On 2008-09-04 21:04:02, kurtusmc, commented on this article:
*Morrissey |
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| On 2008-09-04 21:03:38, kurtusmc, commented on this article:
If I ever meet the girl sitting next to the Morrisey guy, I will marry her. |
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| On 2008-09-04 21:01:24, kurtusmc, commented on this article:
When they deserve to get beaten with a foreign object, they just deserve it. When they don’t, they don’t. The key is to avoid the head and certain parts of the chest. That’s the difference between assault and felony assault. |
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| On 2008-09-04 20:57:24, kurtusmc, commented on this article:
The face is a definite "don’t."
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| On 2008-09-04 20:54:44, kurtusmc, commented on this article:
There’s not a lot of young people who read Vice. The magazine’s readership is pretty small. Most American kids are just stupid kids. There is a small segment of youth that are really into it, but they’re a minority. It’s not like teenagers are eating up Vice the way that elementary school kids ate up Power Rangers in the 90’s. |
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| On 2008-08-27 21:22:41, kurtusmc, commented on this article:
Get a haircut. I rarely disagree with "dos" but I hate this look on males. It’s the worst of the 70’s and 80’s, but back. If you’re going to be horrible, at least be horribly original. |
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| On 2008-08-26 02:41:26, kurtusmc, commented on this article:
Giving bums money is a bad thing. |
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| On 2008-08-26 02:37:47, kurtusmc, commented on this article:
I embrace this trend. |
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| On 2008-08-26 02:34:57, kurtusmc, commented on this article:
We almost never get M4s and the cops in the MUNI stations get them. And the Airforce, too. But not us. I’m mad. |
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| On 2008-08-26 02:27:19, kurtusmc, commented on this article:
She’s never get that magaine out and her rifle into condition one fast enough if it’s taped to her barrel. |
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| On 2008-08-26 02:22:17, kurtusmc, commented on this article:
Wait, now I realized how much she actually does look like Fred Savage after reading that caption below mine and now I’m turned off again. |
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| On 2008-08-26 02:20:31, kurtusmc, commented on this article:
I wasn’t turned on until I read the caption and got a mental image of this girl watching porn. That’s when I started watching porn in my mind, starring me and her. |
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| On 2008-08-26 02:03:08, kurtusmc, commented on this article:
Considering the fact that the two nations have been warring since what we now know as England emerged following the Roman Empire and the raids by vikings and war with the Franks, a statement of millions of deaths is totally correct. The peace reached in the last millenium is a (hopefully) final resolution to about a thousand years of war. |
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| On 2008-08-26 01:53:57, kurtusmc, commented on this article:
I wouldn’t say that she’s a don’t or a do...just a "do not do," if that makes any sense. |
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| On 2008-08-25 03:21:57, kurtusmc, commented on this article:
Guys like this are the reason why Kerry lost the election. Not because of them themselves, but because that was the core of people who really believed in Kerry, which caused almost everyone else to say "what the fuck? Do I want to cast a vote saying I’m with these people?" |
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| On 2008-08-25 03:14:16, kurtusmc, commented on this article:
This guy is a do because:
He’s truly himself, he’s genuine, he’s comfortable.
The shirt isn’t bad looking. It’s well kept despite it’s appearance as a vintage piece.
AC/DC rules in an unironic way. If you think any classic rock band is cool to sport in fashion because it’s "ironic," then you’re a hipster twat. |
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| On 2008-08-24 00:40:11, kurtusmc, commented on this article:
If you don’t think this chick is hot, you’re on crack. Good God. The outfit, the fact that she doesn’t give a shit about the supposed "imperfection," the smile: that’s why she’s so hot. Why is it when a man doesn’t have washboard abs, nobody cares, but if a chick’s stomach isn’t completely flat, she’s supposed to be some fat hag who should go hang herself? That assumption is garbage. This woman is gorgeous. |
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