komodo


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COMMENTS BY KOMODO

On 2009-11-20 14:39:38, komodo, commented on this article:
there has to be a drum circle with drumheads made of skin somewhere close to this.
On 2009-11-20 14:37:55, komodo, commented on this article:
oh, so THAT’S where it is.
On 2009-11-20 14:37:30, komodo, commented on this article:
hemingway’s cat must have been the coolest kitty ever. probably didn’t even need any extra nip that day.
On 2009-11-19 13:32:18, komodo, commented on this article:
what is it with the japanese and accessories? they’re always one knick knack away from looking turning into a spencer’s gifts.
On 2009-11-17 13:38:36, komodo, commented on this article:
i hate mary janes and white socks together on a girl. turns out they are even worse on post-menapausal old maids.
On 2009-11-13 12:28:11, komodo, commented on this article:
what the fuck is going on in his saggy undies? that’s sick.
On 2009-11-13 12:09:07, komodo, commented on this article:
hold on a sec. what is he snapping? it’s not these girls.
On 2009-10-20 13:04:58, komodo, commented on this article:
well zippety-fucking-doo-dah!
On 2009-10-21 01:08:33, komodo, commented on this article:
dr. x-static. oh yeah...
On 2009-10-09 14:46:36, komodo, commented on this article:
yes, that is exactly what i’m calling him. add most-overrated-person-in-the-universe-ever to that list as well.
On 2009-10-09 14:40:52, komodo, commented on this article:
being a drunk does not make you a writer. sure, it helps, but you also need a thing called talent.
On 2009-10-09 14:39:15, komodo, commented on this article:
god do i hate the fucking doors.
On 2009-10-09 13:00:56, komodo, commented on this article:
and they thought coke would never make a comeback. ha!
On 2009-10-07 16:35:26, komodo, commented on this article:
i bet this guy didn’t know that lonely planet was a travel book.
On 2009-10-01 16:26:01, komodo, commented on this article:
rubber necker is going to wreck.
On 2009-10-01 14:53:24, komodo, commented on this article:
i bet you could get some awesome reverb between her ears.
On 2009-10-01 14:50:55, komodo, commented on this article:
everyone bitches about photoshop but his head looks like it really might have been photoshopped on to his body.
On 2009-10-01 14:48:53, komodo, commented on this article:
i agree with you for probably the second time ever, your mom.
On 2009-10-01 12:28:14, komodo, commented on this article:
i take vice record review with a grain of salt so small you can only see them through an electron microscope but i am still happy to see the numbers back.
On 2009-09-24 07:30:38, komodo, commented on this article:
i bet glasses pounds the shit out of that oreo butt.
On 2009-09-24 07:29:49, komodo, commented on this article:
the only thing i don’t like about mr. david lynch is the lack of good special features on his dvds. i never finish a film of his without wanted to get more. his special features are a joke. i know he likes leaving the story to the audience but even the stuff like the interviews with twin peaks-ers after (i think) fwwm were nice.
On 2009-09-21 14:42:13, komodo, commented on this article:
if i didn’t know better i’d think the black kid was trying to be eddie murphy trying to be buckwheat.
On 2009-09-21 14:41:22, komodo, commented on this article:
anything poolside is better. you can take bad news poolside and it’s not so bad. you can watch movies poolside and they become the best movie ever or at least top ten material.
On 2009-09-21 14:40:10, komodo, commented on this article:
oooooh the third one is awesome
On 2009-09-21 14:39:29, komodo, commented on this article:
nice list but where is goblin’s score for suspiria??
On 2009-09-21 14:38:04, komodo, commented on this article:
i can see right through that lady but her thighs are distracting.
On 2009-09-21 12:09:00, komodo, commented on this article:
i’ve never seen anyone literally asking to be don’ted like this.
On 2009-09-18 12:06:33, komodo, commented on this article:
ten bucks this guy has at least one piece of clothing with the misfits logo on it.
On 2009-09-15 09:37:33, komodo, commented on this article:
he deserves to have that ironic stache slapped right off his face.
On 2009-09-14 13:47:18, komodo, commented on this article:
i don’t think it’s ironic. i just think he’s advertising he’s gay. not that he needed any further help on that.
On 2009-09-14 12:24:10, komodo, commented on this article:
it’s funny how for asians, daddy issues in turn make for them not talking to daddy ever, ever again.
On 2009-09-04 12:45:45, komodo, commented on this article:
"I always get the best ideas when I’m hungover, why is that?"

glad i’m not the only one! i always have moments of inspiration (and extreme horniness) when i’m hungover.
On 2009-09-04 12:43:44, komodo, commented on this article:
i don’t like seeing black girls with white guys that have blacker hair than they do.
On 2009-09-03 12:07:12, komodo, commented on this article:
chris just made marisa cooler through this. not by association. by showing that she doesn’t give a flying fuck, unlike you crybabies.
On 2009-09-03 12:06:19, komodo, commented on this article:
she could have aids goblins shooting hoops on her labia and i’d still consider a munch sesh.
On 2009-08-26 12:07:20, komodo, commented on this article:
looks like she was in a potato sack race and just lopped off the bottom of the sack.
On 2009-08-25 12:01:52, komodo, commented on this article:
boy am i glad this is a still pic and not a video. if i had to see this little turd swivel his way down the sidewalk i might break my computer screen.
On 2009-08-25 11:25:18, komodo, commented on this article:
i could make something good out of this is she was rearrangable like a mr. potato head.
On 2009-08-20 08:03:33, komodo, commented on this article:
as long as the grannies were in their prime (i.e. - not grannies yet) then i’m right there with ya.
On 2009-08-19 12:09:33, komodo, commented on this article:
i’m happy for him. he finally broke free from the chain leash holding him back and can finally have his beck’s.
On 2009-08-18 15:49:17, komodo, commented on this article:
yeah, big difference in that birds nest and the Birds Nest.
On 2009-08-18 15:47:58, komodo, commented on this article:
it’s nice he got these candid shot because most of the people there probably don’t have many true memories of their own anymore.
On 2009-08-10 07:21:53, komodo, commented on this article:
there’s a simple explanation. his father was rich.
On 2009-08-07 16:21:33, komodo, commented on this article:
"Nazi swastika goes the right way
this one the other way
nazi= antipeace
this=good
above may be faulty"

okay, but if the necklace turns around on it’s swivel, as necklaces do, it would be the other way around right?
On 2009-08-07 16:18:05, komodo, commented on this article:
AND it came through her fishnets. that takes skills.
On 2009-08-07 16:17:07, komodo, commented on this article:
damn. shotgunning for kids. that’s so fucked up i never would have thought it existed. i guess the daughter already got hers. it would be one way to do things when you couldn’t get a babysitter at a moment’s notice.
On 2009-08-07 16:15:22, komodo, commented on this article:
family feud rejects?
On 2009-08-05 12:07:35, komodo, commented on this article:
sorry, but if you take salt with your tequila you’re a pussy. and is that a lime or a lemon?
On 2009-08-05 09:52:53, komodo, commented on this article:
i take no issue with masturbation. sometimes the mood arises. but the kiddie football helmet is just creepy.
On 2009-07-31 12:44:49, komodo, commented on this article:
someone’s leaving with brand new hotel towels!
On 2009-07-31 11:06:35, komodo, commented on this article:
large calves and beautiful locks run in the family.
On 2009-07-31 10:30:14, komodo, commented on this article:
i like the not-quite-posed, not-quite-natural look of his portraits. they are a bit offputting. just enough to make them more interesting than if they were more run-of-the-mill.
On 2009-07-23 15:37:38, komodo, commented on this article:
the man with the mask and headphones gives me the heebie jeebies.
On 2009-07-23 15:33:15, komodo, commented on this article:
teddy bear has five empty two liters by his bed. that’ll do it.
On 2009-07-23 14:34:50, komodo, commented on this article:
i’d be mad too if someone fucked up my bangs that badly.
On 2009-07-23 14:24:59, komodo, commented on this article:
i’m sure dark horse gave way some extra consideration. that’s good for business. i can understand if tua isn’t your cup of tea. it’s not for everyone, that’s for sure. it’s not bad, though. it’s not my favorite but it’s enjoyable enough.

i think he’s done something right to have so many of you pissed at him for being successful. so what if it’s not groundbreaking? sometimes i want herzog and sometimes i want apatow. there’s room for things that aren’t breaking the mold too.
On 2009-07-20 13:13:36, komodo, commented on this article:
she looks like more of a maxwell house girl to me but to each his own.
On 2009-07-20 13:06:19, komodo, commented on this article:
the face of heath ledger’s joker with the lips of jack nicholson’s.
On 2009-07-14 17:09:00, komodo, commented on this article:
i could have told you without the suits that these two like pulling on yokes but i like that they’re proud of it. let it all hang out. the gay hug at the end of top gun was just the tip of the don’t ask don’t tell iceberg.
On 2009-07-14 17:06:50, komodo, commented on this article:
like a mary kay sticker in the back window of a vw van, a cross necklace can’t shield you from the inevitable.
On 2009-07-14 09:51:12, komodo, commented on this article:
what happened to communes? let’s get these people out of the cities and back to nature where they claim to want to be.
On 2009-07-14 09:50:03, komodo, commented on this article:
shit gets rough when 7-11 runs out of free slurpees on july 11th.
On 2009-07-14 09:47:50, komodo, commented on this article:
cobra ice cream? real bits of cobra? how cool would it be if you could blow a whistle and the ice cream comes out of the tub and into your bowl?
On 2009-07-14 09:46:07, komodo, commented on this article:
the dyke deck is like the desert storm playing cards the troops got to memorize the bad guys. but the dyke deck sounds a lot more fun.
On 2009-07-02 14:30:01, komodo, commented on this article:
he’s great but i wouldn’t want to visit and forget to take my shoes off. no telling what he’d do to you.
On 2009-07-02 09:25:22, komodo, commented on this article:
all this talk of elves got me craving a pack of e.l. fudges. is dmt liquid too? you could soak keeblers in it.
On 2009-07-02 09:23:28, komodo, commented on this article:
i still can’t believe these are the people that gave us the statue of liberty. it blows my fucking mind.
On 2009-07-02 09:21:39, komodo, commented on this article:
i went to disneyworld once but once i rode it’s a small world i told my parents to never bring me back. i heard they recently tore down the dumbo ride. what the fuck? that was the best thing!
On 2009-06-30 17:01:02, komodo, commented on this article:
i would love to take a peek inside hamilton’s medicine cabinet. truthfully, i’m shocked he can latch the door.
On 2009-06-30 16:58:12, komodo, commented on this article:
yes! i’d be taking in quarters to play mean sessions of pole position. have to close early on fridays too.
On 2009-06-30 16:56:06, komodo, commented on this article:
i’m glad the banks here don’t act as pawnshops. the lines already make me consider suicide by tasteless lollipop.
On 2009-06-30 15:54:59, komodo, commented on this article:
bartender, i’ll have what he’s drinking.
On 2009-06-30 15:53:43, komodo, commented on this article:
altogether they have about one total eyebrow
On 2009-06-30 15:48:39, komodo, commented on this article:
a figure model for what, cartoon fatsos? if i was him i’d paint my stomach orange and be a peach.
On 2009-06-30 13:37:04, komodo, commented on this article:
it looks like her arms were removed by branch cutters.
On 2009-06-30 13:36:24, komodo, commented on this article:
i would give just about anything to have seen the fight where the guy won the cardboard belt buckle. it must have been legendary.
On 2009-06-30 13:35:10, komodo, commented on this article:
that is the saddest backyard ever. dirt farming.
On 2009-06-30 13:34:07, komodo, commented on this article:
it takes big nuts to set yourself up for a bad trip and equally big nuts to talk about it publicly. that made me feel weird reading about it.
On 2009-06-30 13:33:08, komodo, commented on this article:
is she stabbing the guy with an ice pick? basic instinct here we come. i guess when you are velvet assassin you have to work in smooth and icy ways.
On 2009-06-30 13:31:46, komodo, commented on this article:
i hope this guy one day finds his laura palmer and stops wearing scents immediately.
On 2009-06-30 13:30:33, komodo, commented on this article:
what about an artichoke, scumnation? would you fuck an artichoke?
On 2009-06-30 13:28:44, komodo, commented on this article:
maybe he got in on the ground floor. not the literal ground floor but some kind of permanent rate. plus i think the chelsea likes having strange pseudo-celebs living there. they could have something worked out.
On 2009-06-30 13:27:05, komodo, commented on this article:
shit, did you see the video of the 8 month old russian kid operating a backhoe? kid can’t shit in the toilet properly but can operate heavy machinery. think about that for a minute.
On 2009-06-25 14:06:10, komodo, commented on this article:
this is how the mind of a d.c. train operator works. so mad about that. how difficult is it to keep two trains going the opposite ways off the same track.
On 2009-06-25 13:55:51, komodo, commented on this article:
lemon drizzle or lemon glazed shit doesn’t make him distinguished. if it was lemon meringue then that changes things.
On 2009-06-25 08:24:36, komodo, commented on this article:
i’ve known lots of people on paxil. i think getting a burka would be a much cheaper and easier solution to social anxiety. like the girl said, you can pretty much disappear. if you had sunglasses on you’d only be a nose.
On 2009-05-28 18:20:50, komodo, commented on this article:
"let me get six of those pink shots and a coors light back"
On 2009-05-28 17:52:58, komodo, commented on this article:
the perfectly manicured happy trail makes me wonder if he has dead tween males buried under his floorboards.
On 2009-05-28 17:51:21, komodo, commented on this article:
i never saw the deal with this girl until the new oyster cover and now i’m all YOWZA!
On 2009-05-28 17:50:21, komodo, commented on this article:
he is break dancing, right? it’s tough to tell with the midgies sometimes.
On 2009-05-28 17:49:41, komodo, commented on this article:
that mural is fucking amazing
On 2009-05-28 17:48:38, komodo, commented on this article:
if it wasn’t for the redeye i might have thought this was in black and white
On 2009-05-28 17:47:54, komodo, commented on this article:
doesn’t she look like she was really good at giving head until she got a rock on her finger?
On 2009-05-28 17:46:24, komodo, commented on this article:
that’s a cool coat but if i dated her and she wore it a lot i would have to take a lot of dramamine.
On 2009-05-28 17:44:18, komodo, commented on this article:
she requires spf 430
On 2009-05-28 17:43:47, komodo, commented on this article:
ive always heard that your ears and nose never stop growing but i think your buttcrack should be added to the list
On 2009-05-28 17:42:23, komodo, commented on this article:
damn she knows how to rock an outfit. that face in sweatpants is a boner inverter.
On 2009-05-28 17:40:43, komodo, commented on this article:
i beg to differ. when you’re older they look like scars of beach sand after an afternoon rain.
On 2009-05-28 17:39:44, komodo, commented on this article:
it’s like a screened in porch but only for your eyes
On 2009-05-12 12:02:48, komodo, commented on this article:
her shoulders are cloudy, with a chance of pitstains
On 2009-05-12 08:35:15, komodo, commented on this article:
think of it like this - tight pants reduce sperm count. do you really want another generation of these fucks clogging up the sidewalks and taking over your favorite bar once someone tells them it’s cool? no, you don’t. let them wear their skinny jeans and let’s pray the sperm count thing is true. also, their trust funds will have run out by then and let’s be serious. few of them have real jobs. we don’t need any more kids growing up in the welfare system.
On 2009-05-12 08:25:25, komodo, commented on this article:
does she have the men’s hasidic hair things? sure looks like it.
On 2009-04-30 13:24:03, komodo, commented on this article:
girl on the right is the real do hero here
On 2009-04-30 13:23:12, komodo, commented on this article:
the arabs really do like zip-front jackets don’t they?
On 2009-04-29 14:49:16, komodo, commented on this article:
the sleep blinders worked perfectly for the don’t hunter to use his flash without detection.
On 2009-04-29 10:58:29, komodo, commented on this article:
it looks like god is trying to take her back
On 2009-04-13 17:00:32, komodo, commented on this article:
man they really do like fucking the opposite gender version of themselves don’t they?
On 2009-04-03 11:44:23, komodo, commented on this article:
"In the 60s we mostly used silk, but today it is the exclusive cloth of the Holy Father."

no disrespect to his holiness, but does this imply that he shits out material used for cloth? god works in mysterious ways, wow..
On 2009-04-01 13:52:24, komodo, commented on this article:
i’m going to have bad dreams about the masked woman. nightmares involving screaming babies and severed achilles heels and balding grandmas.
On 2009-03-31 15:25:09, komodo, commented on this article:
there have been way too many times i would’ve been happy to be this guy. roadtrips, camping, mccarren pool, the list goes on and on but they all involve horrible stomach pains, alcohol, and usually mexican food.
On 2009-03-31 13:14:36, komodo, commented on this article:
the problem with aftershock shits isn’t the shitting or the wiping, but the effect of the wiping. since aftershits normally occur when you have loose stools, your cinch sack is already fairly tender and the second coming is usually all it takes to push things from sore and tender to red mixed with brown on the toilet paper. the rest of the day each step is like chinese water torture on your ass.
On 2009-03-27 16:00:21, komodo, commented on this article:
this is how you move on from the double dutch days in style. one million do points!
On 2009-03-27 12:41:01, komodo, commented on this article:
this brings me back to a simpler time of note-passing and copying homework but also like the last day of school when you sign everyone’s yearbook and leave messages about how much you’re going to hang out over the summer and then you don’t see them until september.
On 2009-03-26 15:51:12, komodo, commented on this article:
i thought savile row was a shirt company but i guess they named their company after a fashion district? that’s lame.
On 2009-03-26 15:11:18, komodo, commented on this article:
ivory tusk furniture would look great, but i’m questioning the comfort as well as the legality. personally, i’d prefer a chair made from aborted bald eagles, but that’s just me.
On 2009-03-24 14:29:27, komodo, commented on this article:
i thought a grandfather knowing what mozilla firefox was rare but seeing one in cargo shants is like seeing a bald eagle suck its own dick. wow.
On 2009-03-24 14:27:22, komodo, commented on this article:
i think she might be a cheerleader for stds.
On 2009-03-23 15:46:05, komodo, commented on this article:
this is my personal ghost of xanax past. too many mornings in college i’d wake up wondering why i felt so shitty and on my walk to the kitchen for water and hopefully a gatorade i’d see an empty dozen boxes. half the time it would immediately instigate a vom session, and in those cases i’d say it worked going in and coming out.
On 2009-03-19 13:03:56, komodo, commented on this article:
it’s sort of like the vanilla ice flip but for longhairs. you must have caught him on shave day. he looks like a once-a-weeker.
On 2009-03-18 13:06:00, komodo, commented on this article:
for once i have no qualms whatsoever with unrequired glasses. this is perfection.
On 2009-03-12 14:26:54, komodo, commented on this article:
asian girls should refrain from the extended mascara. they have it built in already. this added makeup just makes them look like a flatter-faced cruella de vil. not a good look.
On 2009-03-12 13:25:12, komodo, commented on this article:
does shooting fireballs out of your fists skip a generation too, cause i’d be fucking chapped if i missed out on that.
On 2009-03-12 12:53:38, komodo, commented on this article:
she reminds me of the red-robed bad guys in star wars when obi wan has to deactivate the death star’s forcefield. and he sneaks by both of them on the pedestal and pulls down the handles and they go "beeeeyoooooooooouuuuoooo" and that’s what allows luke to fire his space jizz into the death star’s only opening to blow it up
On 2009-03-12 10:33:04, komodo, commented on this article:
kangaroo leather is great. no kidding. adidas has been making soccer boots from it for decades now.
On 2009-03-06 15:26:07, komodo, commented on this article:
how great would it be if this zoomed out and you saw it was an amish person churning?
On 2009-03-03 11:07:01, komodo, commented on this article:
did maya hayuk do the art for 20,000? she’s all over the place these days.
On 2009-03-03 10:57:25, komodo, commented on this article:
i think you got this backwards. granny looks way more hardcore than the youngin. maybe taking her to a crazy geriatric goth show. i hope they don’t cut themselves because old people’ blood doesn’t clot right. the last thing a party needs is a call to medic alert.
On 2009-03-02 17:20:18, komodo, commented on this article:
is it racist of me to wonder if his first born knows his dad and the fact that he has a throne to bequeath?
On 2009-03-02 16:37:24, komodo, commented on this article:
he had to miss a day here and there. at least once in 18 years i know he was too hungover to leave the bed. had to be.
On 2009-03-02 16:31:41, komodo, commented on this article:
i just saw that cat person on a list of the worst plastic surgeries. the scary part is he was one of the best ones on it. there was this woman that was so obsessed with having plastic surgery that when she ran out of money she began injecting cooking oil into her face. look that crazy bitch up if you think your stomach can handle it.
On 2009-03-02 16:29:31, komodo, commented on this article:
they most definitely have older and relatively outdated weaponry but the ones we are training are worse off than that. these are the ones that hadn’t taken up arms in the past for the most part. if they had, they would likely be fighting against us. and is it really any wonder they smoke hash or weed? i would too if i was living in hell on earth.
On 2009-03-02 16:11:01, komodo, commented on this article:
they look pretty with it to be surrounded by such shitty times. i’d like to make them a mixtape with the beach boys and big star and that one song love did that i can’t remember the name of right now. they make me feel like a wuss for bitching about the weather.
On 2009-03-02 16:07:48, komodo, commented on this article:
where does all the tar end up? some giant heap of black smoke and broken barrel wood? like a mini oil spill at the back of the alley? if it smells anything like when they tar the highway, i wouldn’t want it anywhere near my residence. i think they should feather the boys that let it get on their back as punishment.
On 2009-03-02 16:00:54, komodo, commented on this article:
whenever i used to hear something about naples i always thought of the place as a nice italian city with people sipping espresso and wearing the latest fashions, but the past month or so you guys have completely turned that ideal mental image upside down. is greece up next for you to shit on, because that’s the other place i want to visit.
On 2009-02-27 18:24:16, komodo, commented on this article:
there is something a bit endearing about men that never grow up, but their fashion is so far inverted there’s little hope they’ll dress normally until shortly before death. too bad it’s when no one they know cares or can remember anything for more than five minutes.

on another note, when he opens a dresser drawer his room prolly lights up like a skittles commercial, which doesn’t sound like the worst thing.
On 2009-02-27 18:01:37, komodo, commented on this article:
he might not have to pull down his drawers to pee. simply pull out on the elastic, swivel his hips and that sucker pops out the top. he’s onto something special.
On 2009-02-27 17:38:43, komodo, commented on this article:
is this what smoking bin laden week turns you into? super rad terrorists from the not-so-distant future, one part perry ellis, two parts russian forest ranger?
On 2009-02-27 17:21:55, komodo, commented on this article:
the best thing about him is that you know he’s not afraid to whip out that hanky and blow his nose so loud the next car can hear him at the slightest sign of a boogie.
On 2009-02-27 16:40:25, komodo, commented on this article:
am i missing something? i assumed all these people were on drugs anyways.
On 2009-02-27 16:39:37, komodo, commented on this article:
what kind of lame group meets on rocks? that has to hurt, especially if you’ve got bony little bird butt. i mean, they can’t have much padding down there. darwin made them light so they could fly across oceans.
On 2009-02-27 16:15:33, komodo, commented on this article:
i know it’s considered taboo here, but i really wish people drank a little during the day. europeans drink at lunch, and look how much happier they seem. also, i’d like to institute siestas. and bring your pet to work day once a week.