 | On 2009-06-29 13:10:00, joey carrera, commented on this article:
that’s like a fucking double whammy right there. a b-boy stance with the Westside "w"? goddamn you people have a lot to learn from this guy. shit i’m down as hell too. yesterday, i dropped the n-bomb in the streets and couple brothas came over asking me whats up with that. i told em "yo respect" and they was like "aiight no doubt". it was all love. |
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| On 2009-06-29 13:05:56, joey carrera, commented on this article:
please. these guys aren’t even close to being as douchey as i’m is. shiet. with skin and hair that looks as good as mine these fucks don’t stand a chance against me. fucking retards. |
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| On 2009-05-21 14:51:03, joey carrera, commented on this article:
I think that people should be always trying to change things to get out of their routines.
this is one line coming out of his mouth that i agree with. |
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| On 2009-05-21 14:43:45, joey carrera, commented on this article:
seriously, where is this girl from? anybody? |
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| On 2009-05-21 14:40:41, joey carrera, commented on this article:
candy beads, check. fluorescent colors, check, whistle, check. awkward asian girl, check. brain looking like swiss cheese from all the E pills, check. |
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| On 2009-05-07 13:02:15, joey carrera, commented on this article:
wait, who’s giving the interview.. |
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| On 2009-05-07 12:59:18, joey carrera, commented on this article:
the skin gun sounds amazing. spray on skin cells? are you kidding me!? i bet it’ll look like you’re spraying nothing at all, but give yourself a week and bam! |
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| On 2009-04-20 12:59:00, joey carrera, commented on this article:
johnny ryan can draw anything |
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| On 2009-04-20 12:51:21, joey carrera, commented on this article:
yes, robo servants are what the fuck i wanna see. ive been wishing for those fuckers since the jetsons and what do we have to show for it now? absolutely NOTHING besides a roomba which can’t even get me a fucking beer. people are still fucking blow-up dolls for christs sake. |
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| On 2009-04-20 12:31:57, joey carrera, commented on this article:
i’ve always liked girls with boyish or gender-neutral names |
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| On 2009-04-07 15:48:38, joey carrera, commented on this article:
russian chicks have the nicest stems. long, slender and good enough to eat. |
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| On 2009-04-02 15:22:41, joey carrera, commented on this article:
his stance looks like a dance, but at the same time he looks as if he’s posing at his own reflection on the elevator door |
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| On 2009-03-31 16:16:50, joey carrera, commented on this article:
my favorite is definitely the magnum force janitorial badge. talk about taking your job a weee bit too seriously..looks like a branch off of the JANITORS COALITION OF THE MASTERS IN CUSTODIAL ARTS. |
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| On 2009-03-31 16:09:59, joey carrera, commented on this article:
stockholm seems to be big on accessorizing. the nerd wears a science project ribbon and the chicks wearing a carcass around her neck. |
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| On 2009-03-31 13:31:26, joey carrera, commented on this article:
hasisi park’s got a great eye for photography and i love her stuff. she’s got shit all over flickr. not to mention she’s really cute! |
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| On 2009-03-31 13:17:57, joey carrera, commented on this article:
this guy looks like he just went through a fucking bum battle. he’s so fed up with going back and forth to the bathroom he just wears the TP and keeps his pants off. |
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| On 2009-03-30 18:08:35, joey carrera, commented on this article:
Anonymous, on Mar 30, 2009 wrote:
Old people and shrooms. It’s always an interesting outcome.
yanno, that just might explain the situation here because shrooms and some other hallucinogens are actually legal in japan. |
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| On 2009-03-27 15:05:08, joey carrera, commented on this article:
i wanna make a banana split with these sexual chocolates. |
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| On 2009-03-27 15:01:24, joey carrera, commented on this article:
i read somewhere that in european medieval times the competition amongst beggars was so fierce that they would resort to self-mutilation (ie cutting off limbs, gauging eyes out...etc) to get more pity money from the public. |
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| On 2009-03-27 13:10:46, joey carrera, commented on this article:
yes, the helsinski broad IS stunning. i dunno, i kinda like the super pale thing. its got like a classy thing about it..i dunno can’t put my finger on it but i dig. |
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| On 2009-03-27 13:05:55, joey carrera, commented on this article:
that’s definitely a dude. is he wearing makeup? |
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| On 2009-03-26 13:15:05, joey carrera, commented on this article:
she’s got great eyes and lips that remind you of the girl that your mother likes. and her pale complexion...she’s the one you wanna marry and have five children with and get a minivan and live in williamsburg with. |
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| On 2009-03-17 13:04:44, joey carrera, commented on this article:
shit, is he wearing a mini backpack? please tell me he is... |
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| On 2009-03-17 12:47:30, joey carrera, commented on this article:
i had a dream once that i just kept getting fatter by the moment and by the time i was done eating a meal, i had man stretch marks just like that dudes..i woke up all thankful that it was just a dream. |
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| On 2009-03-17 12:41:37, joey carrera, commented on this article:
my favorite has got to be tonsures. the futuristic "friar tuck" is what i’d like to call it. |
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| On 2009-03-17 12:27:56, joey carrera, commented on this article:
camera guy was like "smile!"
and she said, "fuck you" |
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| On 2009-03-17 12:13:44, joey carrera, commented on this article:
Anonymous, on Mar 17, 2009 wrote:
it look like he was caught off-guard but i think that’s his normal snapshot pose.
yeah, that’s his look. he wants to act all caught off guard and then of course he gives the dreaded "shooooo" lips. that pout is for over-tanned jersey shore chicks, not dudes (gay or not) |
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| On 2009-03-17 12:01:39, joey carrera, commented on this article:
correction: not punk, but almost a little UK |
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| On 2009-03-17 12:01:01, joey carrera, commented on this article:
the new york model looks like she needs a good shaving on the right side of her head to complete the look. i dunno, it looks kinda punk to me. |
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| On 2009-03-17 11:53:15, joey carrera, commented on this article:
seems like there’s alotta good stuff coming out of atlanta lately (well on vice anyway) and this chick is no exception. |
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| On 2009-03-16 14:27:28, joey carrera, commented on this article:
oh and remember the huge jeans they cut off, exposing those pulled up socks? |
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| On 2009-03-16 14:07:25, joey carrera, commented on this article:
what is it about the 90’s that made every skater want to bleach their hair blonde? |
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| On 2009-03-16 14:06:22, joey carrera, commented on this article:
is fly53 the new fred perry? |
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| On 2009-03-16 13:58:14, joey carrera, commented on this article:
btw, whatever happened to pierre cardin? i don’t know much about fashion, but is he still around? |
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| On 2009-03-16 13:55:34, joey carrera, commented on this article:
i knew a chick in highschool who was bulimic and her breath smelled like desert road kill. |
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| On 2009-03-16 13:43:57, joey carrera, commented on this article:
i would have to say that montreal is doing pretty good on the fashion front. my girlfriend dresses EXACTLY like the montreal chick and i love it. all warm and cuddly, makes you wanna sit on their lap and have them read bed time stories to you. |
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| On 2009-03-12 13:08:28, joey carrera, commented on this article:
i was wondering what happened to dolph lundgren. apparently he was abducted by pussies. |
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| On 2009-03-12 13:02:51, joey carrera, commented on this article:
speaking of downtown, yes the scene is definitely dead. but i believe it’s inevitable so, you (locals) might as well accept it. i gotta admit though, it reached an all time low when cbgb closed up shop and opened up a souvenir store on st marks. that was a bummer. |
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| On 2009-03-09 17:02:19, joey carrera, commented on this article:
@duck duck goose, on Mar 9, 2009 wrote:
i like how dude is wearing an acorn top for a hat.
i thought it was american apparel and their subliminal messages...shameless beret plug! |
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| On 2009-03-09 16:46:51, joey carrera, commented on this article:
definitely a shame to see these animals being wasted but I wonder how you’ll even begin to create a market in unreached areas for camel goods? sure camel meat may taste like beef and the milk may have vitamin c but i feel like it’s gonna be a long ways to go before the camel meets those masses (if at all). |
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| On 2009-03-09 14:31:01, joey carrera, commented on this article:
@ poozer
i agree. some fresh squeezed titty milk seems appropriate and not to mention easily accessible. |
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| On 2009-03-05 11:27:20, joey carrera, commented on this article:
shit. to think that i used to party side by side these clowns gives me chills. i don’t know if I was just confused about my identity or if it was the ecstasy, but i’d like to blame it on the drugs. i’m gonna go curl up in my corner and cry now. |
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| On 2009-03-03 17:36:04, joey carrera, commented on this article:
his name’s jose dominguez. he’s 29 years old, no teeth and loves giving head. |
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| On 2009-03-03 17:30:49, joey carrera, commented on this article:
oh snap, othello lives |
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| On 2009-03-03 15:55:25, joey carrera, commented on this article:
i personally prefer the "peeping turtle" method of only undoing your zipper and pulling out your dick through the openings in your underpants. it’s quick and to the point. it also provides extra coverage if you’re worried about peripheral cock peepers. the only hazard would be zipping up too soon before the turtle has gone back into its shell. |
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