 | On 2009-08-20 16:27:29, joe bananas, commented on this article: i feel that johnny has really captured the anger of the commenters through his illustrations in this one. especially in the last panel. |
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 | On 2009-08-20 14:35:28, joe bananas, commented on this article: fucking cops, no matter where you go they are going to try and fuck with you. |
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 | On 2009-08-19 12:09:49, joe bananas, commented on this article: guy still has the ability to get a half genital cover while maintaining full grip on his beverage. that has to be taken as some skill. |
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 | On 2009-08-18 15:24:42, joe bananas, commented on this article: i think that i would rather not be a farmer. |
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 | On 2009-08-18 14:53:27, joe bananas, commented on this article: the positions that you could put her in would be endless. i would love to play a game of sexual origami with this fine lady. |
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 | On 2009-08-18 14:49:09, joe bananas, commented on this article: wish i could grow a moustache like nicks, i think the world would be a happier place for it. |
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 | On 2009-08-18 12:06:37, joe bananas, commented on this article: these people are sent out to freak out and annoy all the people who are in amsterdam for the good times, they are buzz kill police |
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 | On 2009-08-13 16:41:48, joe bananas, commented on this article: only two pictures?! how could you do this to me? i was all excited but two pics doesnt even get the engine out of the shed. |
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 | On 2009-08-13 16:40:08, joe bananas, commented on this article: shaving ryans privates had me laughing out loud for a good while first time i heard it. |
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 | On 2009-08-13 14:26:46, joe bananas, commented on this article: you know that guys jaw is going to be in some serious pain come tomorrow, gurn on my friend gurn on. |
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 | On 2009-08-13 12:02:57, joe bananas, commented on this article: he can smell lunch money |
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 | On 2009-08-13 11:11:11, joe bananas, commented on this article: i would be more satisfied if heavier objects were being used, paper? come on i want to see garden furniture and rubbish bins |
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 | On 2009-08-13 10:49:51, joe bananas, commented on this article: this seems to me to be a waste of time and fruit. and no one likes a waste of fruit. |
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 | On 2009-07-31 12:45:24, joe bananas, commented on this article: you gotta keep your ranch chilled |
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 | On 2009-07-30 09:39:24, joe bananas, commented on this article: is this how i get home after a huge night out on the town? i’d like to think so. |
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 | On 2009-07-23 10:15:49, joe bananas, commented on this article: there is nothing hotter than a girl rocking nothing but a belt and heels, perhaps a bikini might be up there, but this shoot blew my mind
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 | On 2009-07-22 13:28:43, joe bananas, commented on this article: is that a stick for protection or to help lever "it" out of its boots like a simple shoe horn. |
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 | On 2009-07-21 14:47:09, joe bananas, commented on this article: i want to see the japanese batman, surely he would be all tricked out with smallest utility belt ever seen. |
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 | On 2009-07-21 14:27:07, joe bananas, commented on this article: for such a short interview they seem to be covering some pretty huge topics? this is very unvice like. where is the sarcasm? |
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 | On 2009-07-21 13:55:31, joe bananas, commented on this article: so this is from the 50’s?? this is some solid work. i dont think that this would fly now. |
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 | On 2009-07-21 12:22:23, joe bananas, commented on this article: a guy who dresses appropriate to his age?! shock horror lets slam him in the do’s. was it a slow week or something? |
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 | On 2009-06-21 09:39:48, joe bananas, commented on this article: $25 for a rum, get the hell out of here. i would be broke within a day of getting there. |
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 | On 2009-07-16 13:58:18, joe bananas, commented on this article: im finding the second picture a little disturbing. it is a tuck job yes? |
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 | On 2009-07-16 13:16:24, joe bananas, commented on this article: the tunnel shot is awesome! just another crazy night out for mr mcginley |
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 | On 2009-07-16 13:04:42, joe bananas, commented on this article: the feet pointing thing is very strange the amount of pressure must be incredible, but for those amazing legs i would endure some slightly busted feet. |
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 | On 2009-07-16 12:09:23, joe bananas, commented on this article: he may oneday make a tonne of cash (prob not) but he will forever be a dont. |
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 | On 2009-07-16 10:59:48, joe bananas, commented on this article: i knew the michael jackson death was all a conspiracy. |
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 | On 2009-07-15 14:46:27, joe bananas, commented on this article: i think scotty is punching above his weight. |
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 | On 2009-07-15 14:33:12, joe bananas, commented on this article: the term smouldering springs to mind. awesome shots and a crazy hot ass. perfect mix. |
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 | On 2009-07-06 13:02:21, joe bananas, commented on this article: wow perhaps the biggest douche ive seen in a longtime. looks like he sanded his face smooth then oiled it back up again. really creepy. |
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 | On 2009-07-06 12:56:15, joe bananas, commented on this article: the guy in the background has just caught a whiff of something horrendous and judging by the look on her face she knows exactly where it came from. |
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 | On 2009-07-02 15:25:10, joe bananas, commented on this article: i would say that they are assholes for not taking the watch, but on the other hand is it a piece of crap? |
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 | On 2009-07-02 15:23:27, joe bananas, commented on this article: how is it in vienna that they have sold everything? is it that people are hit by the recession but not as badly, so instead of spending in the more expensive shops they try to get deals down the hock shop? |
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 | On 2009-07-01 14:18:59, joe bananas, commented on this article: king cobra tats thats what im talking about! fucking rad |
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 | On 2009-06-25 13:56:33, joe bananas, commented on this article: I hope that the galaxy speaks to them again, hopefully sooner than in a decade and a half or however long it was. |
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 | On 2009-06-24 12:30:28, joe bananas, commented on this article: @hooohaaa. i think that if you look at the very first picture that is up top, there is a nipple staring you down. thought this shoot was awesome, a big fan of the blonde goddess. |
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 | On 2009-06-22 14:23:14, joe bananas, commented on this article: god damn look at the mexican guy, he has seen some shit! why are his fingers bandaged up, you would not mess with this man. |
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 | On 2009-06-22 14:19:32, joe bananas, commented on this article: well that was a pretty straight photo shoot. haha. |
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 | On 2009-06-22 14:16:42, joe bananas, commented on this article: has the guy got framed newspaper cuttings of him self behind him? perhaps he is a pawn shop celebrity? |
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 | On 2009-06-22 13:40:53, joe bananas, commented on this article: ive never heard of the marc bolan show but i have images of marc bolan welcoming guests to his couch for a bit of a chin wag. all very friendly and morningesque |
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 | On 2009-06-22 12:16:23, joe bananas, commented on this article: No. T-shirts never lie |
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 | On 2009-06-19 11:42:51, joe bananas, commented on this article: hahaha look at the second pic, the guys expression is priceless...."thats a lot of cock" |
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 | On 2009-06-18 15:01:26, joe bananas, commented on this article: urban dictionary can help clear up so many problems and also improves your vocab to a whole other level. |
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 | On 2009-06-17 12:09:37, joe bananas, commented on this article: I like the camera work here, obviously done on the sly, so as not to disturb, to catch him in full flow. now if only vice could add a sound clip of this guy then that would be hilarious. |
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 | On 2009-06-17 11:35:03, joe bananas, commented on this article: so its kinda like human jerky then? |
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 | On 2009-06-11 15:41:35, joe bananas, commented on this article: that is some crazy shit,but the us does it to everyone else in the world esepecially mexicans, why shouldnt they be able to do the same? the photography is awesome. |
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 | On 2009-06-11 15:30:10, joe bananas, commented on this article: im looking forward to reading about some somalian sea shanties! ans fuck is one of the best descriptions for weather ive ever heard. |
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 | On 2009-06-10 16:46:03, joe bananas, commented on this article: i wonder what the most outlandish claims that this guy read about were, he must have been worried about the state of the human race i imagine. |
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 | On 2009-06-10 14:52:48, joe bananas, commented on this article: he told her no for the sake of science. somehow i just dont believe it. I also like the technique of trying to pick up girls in the kebab house. a European classic. |
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 | On 2009-06-10 13:44:55, joe bananas, commented on this article: This looks like an superb book, just from that short excerpt i think that i will have to give this a look. making movies properly risking hands and getting shot at by arrows! that is making a proper film. |
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 | On 2009-06-10 12:17:55, joe bananas, commented on this article: Im liking the picture of the hanging tree, looks like you chill out perhaps roll a tyre around bit of climbing all good wholesome fun. while out your mind on meth. |
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 | On 2009-06-10 11:53:16, joe bananas, commented on this article: Im thinking that it is much more likely a ridiculous combination of drugs and he is losing his shit on the inside, the only thing holding it together is that natty scarf, touch that and its like a ripcord into insanity ville. |
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 | On 2009-06-04 17:27:00, joe bananas, commented on this article: man, this guy is lucky to be alive. to take on drug lords and the police all while being old and white living in a favela. lucky lucky man |
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 | On 2009-06-04 12:09:05, joe bananas, commented on this article: her jacket actually is radiating bad taste like a douche bag pulse generator |
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 | On 2009-06-03 12:55:19, joe bananas, commented on this article: well the population of new zealand is out numbered by the sheep like 10 - 1 or whatever, those boys are just trying to play the same way at home. picking up sheep. |
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 | On 2009-06-03 12:50:16, joe bananas, commented on this article: "Do you visit the Lederhosen Federation when you’re in NYC? " i love this girl. zing |
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 | On 2009-06-03 12:06:46, joe bananas, commented on this article: its a points like these where i am glad that i have friends. if for some reason i had a mental breakdown and decided to go out looking like this i have faith that my friends would kick my ass just so that it would never happen again. |
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 | On 2009-06-02 14:35:59, joe bananas, commented on this article: he has 3 eye brows, that is weird. |
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 | On 2009-05-06 13:44:06, joe bananas, commented on this article: He looks like santa after a particularly rough christmas. |
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 | On 2009-05-06 12:23:46, joe bananas, commented on this article: "im diversity over here! look at me!" god it looks like she just got out of an arranged marriage. |
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 | On 2009-05-05 17:59:00, joe bananas, commented on this article: @anon all of the below with a bunch more stuff thrown in, just for good measure. very trippy comic
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 | On 2009-05-05 15:15:28, joe bananas, commented on this article: Ha ha im not sure whats going down here, im hoping it might be something along the lines of a roman gladiator style with the crowd giving her the thumbs down. |
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 | On 2009-05-05 14:23:26, joe bananas, commented on this article: some people, regret their tats in later life. everyone in the world will be regretting the birth of this complete douche. |
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 | On 2009-04-29 12:08:36, joe bananas, commented on this article: why the goggles? it makes her look like a whorish super hero who has fallen on hard times. |
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 | On 2009-04-27 14:48:30, joe bananas , commented on this article: what is this guy talking about? i read the article but dont really understand what i just read. is the guy a genious or a loon. what the hell is he talking about going to andromeda? think ill give this guy a wide birth. |
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 | On 2009-04-27 14:24:53, joe bananas , commented on this article: you know that there must be remote control style carriers in opperation already. it seems like such a simple answer, would they be able to trace who is in control of the transporter? |
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 | On 2009-04-27 13:27:04, joe bananas , commented on this article: that games keeper looks like a fucking nutcase holding up the "pluck" of the deer. you wouldnt mess with him. |
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 | On 2009-04-22 12:12:32, joe bananas, commented on this article: this man has no shoulders! seriously he is a triangle, amazing. i wish i could see what else was going on in the room. |
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 | On 2009-04-20 13:00:51, joe bananas, commented on this article: hahah, cheap trick guitars are amazing. check out this bad boy. www.2dayblog.com/images/2008/july/penisguitar_1.jpg |
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 | On 2009-04-20 12:54:50, joe bananas, commented on this article: he is what iwould think an islander father christmas would look like. |
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 | On 2009-04-20 12:54:18, joe bananas, commented on this article: i really hope that he is a dog walker. ive never seen a crazy dog person before, only cats. |
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 | On 2009-04-20 12:52:42, joe bananas, commented on this article: the bag just doesn’t fit with this picture, Im finding it a bit unsettleing to be honest. its like he has an imaginary girlfriend and all you can see is her bag. |
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 | On 2009-04-15 15:15:40, joe bananas, commented on this article: i dont know whether to be worried about taking a beating off this guy or a blowjob. he is a new breed of intimigay. he just wants you to know that if he wanted to he could bum you. what a bastard. |
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 | On 2009-04-10 13:08:54, joe bananas, commented on this article: He does have some pretty impressive chops on him but the only thing that does is make it lookl like he has a tiny face and really dirty neck. |
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 | On 2009-04-10 11:12:10, joe bananas, commented on this article: Yeh straight edge i never really got and never really wanted to. Apart from smoking crack and acting like a complete ass hole barry had some good ideas. could it be that he understood where these kids were coming from? |
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 | On 2009-04-08 17:11:59, joe bananas, commented on this article: the worst part is that is not a visor he’s wearing, it used to be a cap which he used to try and tame his fro. but the fro fought back, burst through and now that cap is stuck there forever. |
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 | On 2009-04-06 16:40:01, joe bananas, commented on this article: YOu know that guy is out of his mind has been snapped halfway through saying "goood shhiiiitt" |
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 | On 2009-04-06 12:34:11, joe bananas, commented on this article: Paris is an amazing city, i love it. I dont know if i could live there but i would visit whenever i can. |
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 | On 2009-04-03 17:33:44, joe bananas, commented on this article: what is going on with the palm prints in the last photo? totally different colors. Im sure most of you missed it as it is right next to one of the best nipples ive seen in ages. thankyou. |
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 | On 2009-04-01 14:58:00, joe bananas, commented on this article: first its the bobby clip, then its the chopsticks and for her finale the glass will all magically vanish! |
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 | On 2009-03-27 15:17:12, joe bananas, commented on this article: Is the one on the left carrying what appears to be the worlds smallest/fuzziest dog. |
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 | On 2009-03-27 14:25:08, joe bananas, commented on this article: Is that the finnish version of machismo? doesnt really strike me as the most masculine guy ever perhaps a little faggy. |
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 | On 2009-03-27 14:21:46, joe bananas, commented on this article: BOOO italian girls should be amazing with plunging necklines and hair pulled back, not looking like an art student. |
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 | On 2009-03-27 14:09:31, joe bananas, commented on this article: Dont know about you but im sure ive seen loads of woman who look like the scalped woman out in clubs, just matters what state you catch them in. |
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 | On 2009-03-27 13:16:13, joe bananas, commented on this article: Perhaps it is all made up that the paris girls have stopped wearing pants but I for one am more than willing to fall for that lie entirely. (please let it be true) |
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 | On 2009-03-27 13:13:19, joe bananas, commented on this article: If you have a 6ft snowman and an alcoholic gnome then you officially are in a "crew" perhaps the raddest crew of all time. |
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 | On 2009-03-25 17:01:33, joe bananas, commented on this article: I find this picture to be most unsavoury. |
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 | On 2009-03-25 15:05:46, joe bananas, commented on this article: I strangely enjoyed this strip, just the weirdness I guess and the colors, it looks like it shouldnt work but it kinda does. |
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 | On 2009-03-25 15:00:26, joe bananas, commented on this article: "no! silly woman" koos is properly old school, an abused man for sure. wish he was my grandad |
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 | On 2009-03-25 13:55:25, joe bananas, commented on this article: OH god that bowl of piss with the turd on the side gave me the serious dry boke... |
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 | On 2009-03-25 13:53:05, joe bananas, commented on this article: I would shiver her timbers, splice her mainsale and even scrub her poop deck....sailing is awesome! |
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 | On 2009-03-23 15:46:12, joe bananas, commented on this article: I had to do a double take to realise that he was actually eating a burger as well as having the case. It just looks totally normal but also makes the guy look about 100 times happier than if it wasnt crammed in there. |
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 | On 2009-03-19 12:00:59, joe bananas, commented on this article: Awesome pictures, does anyone else think that neville looks like "the edge" from u2? And veronica is super cute. |
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 | On 2009-03-18 16:28:55, joe bananas, commented on this article: she has a bowel and a half, but i think that she is a little more that a little ocd. Also how does a really outgoing person keep to themself? is that not a bit of a contradiction? |
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 | On 2009-03-18 16:21:03, joe bananas, commented on this article: Yikes that second picture in will be haunting me in my sleep tonight, not even close to joking. God albinos freak the hell out of me. |
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 | On 2009-03-13 13:27:56, joe bananas, commented on this article: Iam so glad that I dont live there, the kids prob hadnt heard of american apparell before the photo shoot. And now that they have, they dont care. bravo. |
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 | On 2009-03-13 13:09:41, joe bananas, commented on this article: @anonymous. I dont think that is sunblock. Im guessing it must be mayonaise or some other condiment. Thats why he is so pissed, bitch ate his food, perhaps child, the camera is all that survived the feeding frenzy. |
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 | On 2009-03-13 11:22:06, joe bananas, commented on this article: I dont know if this kid parties that hard. I think he is just a bit perma fucked, like semi retarded. |
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 | On 2009-03-11 16:32:57, joe bananas, commented on this article: @tinkerer. Goldeneye was so rad! still reckon i would go a round of throwing knives on pyramid over this stuff. these days i prefer to be outside rather than gaming it up. |
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 | On 2009-03-11 13:39:50, joe bananas, commented on this article: I’m so glad that vice is keeping up its kooky work. And as for that Lesbian piping up (thought the description of her vagina as shrill was very fitting) she can go eat a dick. I can only imagine the no. of letters from assholes that vice would have to handle. |
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 | On 2009-03-09 18:10:22, joe bananas, commented on this article: @anonymous. but can you imagine in fifteen years if they are still alive, you can bet your house on them still wearing those trousers. or perhaps they might just have the trousers hidden away so that there kids can find them and then carry the trousers into the next generation. I swear this is how it happens who would seriously choose to wear those?? |
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 | On 2009-03-09 14:22:18, joe bananas, commented on this article: I’m questioning age with all the girls and weight with the girl at the front. |
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 | On 2009-03-09 14:20:40, joe bananas, commented on this article: For an animal which according to this article has so many positive things going for it, I find it very hard to belive that the government wouldnt get involved with encouraging the growth of this market. With water being so important in oz doesnt a camel make sense? |
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 | On 2009-03-06 14:50:06, joe bananas, commented on this article: HA ozzy ravers are fucking hilarious. whats going on with the guy in the shorts? just realised what,where and WHO he is with. |
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 | On 2009-03-06 14:45:46, joe bananas, commented on this article: I like looking at a girl I know would destroy me in bed, she would, but something is screaming std central about her. |
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 | On 2009-03-06 14:42:35, joe bananas, commented on this article: Think the boner wolves lost their shit and poor vlad got a suits worth of wolfjizz |
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 | On 2009-03-06 13:49:56, joe bananas, commented on this article: @ anonymous :"I love what she’s wearing in most of these..a lot of her clothes are from Topshop! they were supposed to open a Topshop in soho last fall... still waiting on that to happen" .......why? |
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 | On 2009-03-06 13:47:58, joe bananas, commented on this article: girl is going to have to be careful all that eating is going to put on the pounds and then she will be stood up for realsies. The whole shoot smacks of immaturity, the heart in the tree?!? If you were stood up would you be so heart broken and desolate? or would you say fuck it and hit the bars with friends and do it all again? |
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 | On 2009-03-06 11:57:47, joe bananas, commented on this article: This guy is awesome, I love his songs. May he continue to be full of hate and read about serious sodomy. c’mon the bones
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 | On 2009-03-04 16:39:47, joe bananas, commented on this article: Old black and whites are amazing, they give a really creepy feel but capture the moment perfectly. If your out getting blazing in town just slip your camera on to black and white or if classy "sepia" suddenly you and your friends are whisked away to a 1930’s speakeasy rather than a vomit smelling dive bar. |
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 | On 2009-03-04 15:07:56, joe bananas, commented on this article: Nothing fits in this picture, especially his slightly retarded smile suggesting that "yeh, im punk, fuck you!" when in truth he is probably hoping that people will just give him a hug, and maybe let him suck a little dick. |
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 | On 2009-03-04 14:07:09, joe bananas, commented on this article: they look like a solid 80’s vision of the future, all it needs is Kurt russell throwing down in the background. |
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 | On 2009-03-04 14:04:57, joe bananas, commented on this article: bow down and become one of his knights of the fucking insane table. |
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 | On 2009-03-04 13:47:32, joe bananas, commented on this article: Fuck these two neds, couple of complete pricks. I hate their faces, hair and especially those bloody tracksuits! its "lacoste" fuck off. |
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