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COMMENTS BY JIMINY

On 2009-11-05 16:17:58, jiminy, commented on this article:
thanks. i’ve always wondered about people like her (and you, i suppose). i’ve never been that deep in depression and sometimes i wonder how much of it is real and how much is brought upon one’s self. anyway, nice to hear your side of living through it.
On 2009-11-05 16:14:41, jiminy, commented on this article:
"Race traitor:) "

i hope you’re speaking of her.
On 2009-11-05 16:14:13, jiminy, commented on this article:
"Lamest yet. Art school jew drop out and his 17 year old girlfriend who thinks his scribblings on recycled fast food wrappers are the next big thing in the art world. Human trash."

yeah, because any skinny guy with dark hair has to be a jew. where did you grow up? nowhere near wherever this was taken, obviously.
On 2009-11-05 16:12:37, jiminy, commented on this article:
his head is where lice go on vacation.
On 2009-11-05 16:11:59, jiminy, commented on this article:
no big issue with this but she’s look better in a dress. i know she’s probably a rad chick but that’s the truth. i’m sick of this "just got to the big city" look.
On 2009-11-05 16:10:36, jiminy, commented on this article:
not only is this a nice ass (i don’t know what your problems are) but it literally is shitting bricks. gold bricks. it’s a win win situation, for my pecker and my bank account. how often do those go together?
On 2009-11-05 16:09:31, jiminy, commented on this article:
well, that’s racist but probably true.
On 2009-11-05 16:08:16, jiminy, commented on this article:
he looks like a comedian that my awful coworkers would love and keep forgetting that i hate.
On 2009-11-05 16:07:26, jiminy, commented on this article:
two down: fuck off.
On 2009-11-05 16:07:06, jiminy, commented on this article:
the bull ring is sort of fitting since it looks like she might have a dick.
On 2009-11-05 16:06:25, jiminy, commented on this article:
the scariest clown this side of my little sister’s nightmares.
On 2009-10-06 15:34:49, jiminy, commented on this article:
hahaha. shut up first commenter. no one is surviving a plane crash at sea. if she was cutting the seat belts in school buses then it would be a different story. oh yeah, school buses don’t have seat belts. why is that?
On 2009-09-24 07:19:03, jiminy, commented on this article:
if the twinkle in his eye didn’t give it away, the pushed up blazer sleeves did.
On 2009-09-16 11:40:37, jiminy, commented on this article:
i love that scene in the godfather. then again, i love every scene in the godfather.
On 2009-09-16 10:41:26, jiminy, commented on this article:
just say no to girls in hats!
On 2009-09-02 11:33:05, jiminy, commented on this article:
i’m right there with you, buddy. my kitchen doesn’t have a window either.
On 2009-09-02 10:22:48, jiminy, commented on this article:
and to top it all off his name is doug. could there be a better name for this guy?
On 2009-08-26 12:17:22, jiminy, commented on this article:
at least the terrycloth purse is on a fat girl. might as well not bring down someone that i find attractive.
On 2009-08-19 07:59:32, jiminy, commented on this article:
one thing i’ve noticed with neck braces is they make you look permanently constipated. i think that’s why i like them.
On 2009-08-13 14:11:56, jiminy, commented on this article:
@bullytweetz
On 2009-08-12 16:16:40, jiminy, commented on this article:
this has become one of my favorite regular pieces in the magazine. anyone else writing about this and it would be a bore.
On 2009-08-12 15:32:10, jiminy, commented on this article:
is there a black dude in there? i want some reading rainbow zero gravity facials.
On 2009-08-12 13:31:26, jiminy, commented on this article:
bonus points for holding the bottle like a pirate holding rum.
On 2009-08-12 13:24:24, jiminy, commented on this article:
that is an amazing building though. the guy that owns it should make it into something if detroit ever makes it back but i’m not holding my breath.
On 2009-08-12 13:23:28, jiminy, commented on this article:
i guess this guy didn’t make the vice guide to comics then. shits like this that try to take some wacky angle on something that was dumb from the start are super annoying. just act like you’re doing what you’re doing. being an idiot passing out shit no one wants.
On 2009-08-11 15:43:25, jiminy, commented on this article:
she looks the best without all the makeup! just say no!
On 2009-08-11 12:03:36, jiminy, commented on this article:
it looks like one of matt furie’s characters escaped the comic book page.
On 2009-08-11 08:47:18, jiminy, commented on this article:
was there also a "guys that hang around and get drunk enough that they don’t feel bad taking advantage of drunk foreign nationals" contest?
On 2009-08-11 08:37:55, jiminy, commented on this article:
that’s a girl?
On 2009-08-07 12:48:16, jiminy, commented on this article:
five frames
sixty feet six inches
one dropped jaw
On 2009-08-07 12:11:01, jiminy, commented on this article:
i think she’s zoning out on her leggings. patternzzzzzz.
On 2009-08-04 15:05:03, jiminy, commented on this article:
there he is, ladies and gentlemen. the best pussy eater on earth.
On 2009-07-28 16:11:24, jiminy, commented on this article:
road trips are the best. good times, great oldies. crack the window for the pooch and listen to am radio.
On 2009-07-28 16:10:06, jiminy, commented on this article:
superbabymodel. i would have thought it was a little boy if i didn’t read it was a girl.
On 2009-07-28 16:08:11, jiminy, commented on this article:
i like to think of the coverboy as a modern day archimedes.
On 2009-07-17 14:11:16, jiminy, commented on this article:
trackmarks?
On 2009-06-22 17:00:20, jiminy, commented on this article:
of course we cannot take everyone in. that would eventually make for a kind of worldwide equilibrium like the human exchange rate.

that said, some of you are acting like immature chickenshits regarding the issue. strictly because your ancestors were there before theirs were you are entitled to this land? yes?

well. in reality, their ancestors were there long before yours were. you shit-for-brains probably have never read about the mexican-american war. you should look it up.
On 2009-06-22 16:39:42, jiminy, commented on this article:
"still deciding if this is racist"

you know what? fuck you. fuck all of you that scream racism. can’t i make jokes about someone because they are dressed like a retard? yes, i said retard. call me out on that while you’re at it. first of all, this shirt is just plain dumb. dumb. dumb. secondly, the shirt itself is using something that according to you would be racist from the get-go but let me guess - it’s not racist because she is wearing it. bullshit. i like laughing at people that dress like idiots. there is prime example right above this.
On 2009-06-22 16:35:59, jiminy, commented on this article:
fuck his locks. he should be worried about the shaving cream canister. those are combustible as fuck and you know a piece of shrapnel would slice n dice hamilton up to nothingness.
On 2009-06-22 16:34:09, jiminy, commented on this article:
the first time i went skeet shooting i hit the first ten i saw. i chalk it up to years of playing the super mario bros / duck hunt combined cartridge that came with my original nes. i’ll be damned if i ever see another dog laughing at me.
On 2009-06-16 12:05:54, jiminy, commented on this article:
rubber hands. she is bring an entirely new meaning to rubbernecking.
On 2009-06-01 07:32:07, jiminy, commented on this article:
she dressed up as karen o? then who did karen o dress up as?
On 2009-06-01 07:31:05, jiminy, commented on this article:
this reminds me of the 1980s houston astros uniforms only way uglier. also, this guy has a little bit of a dennis eckersley look.
On 2009-06-01 07:29:29, jiminy, commented on this article:
have to get rid of the shades though. they look like barcode readers and only guidos wear sunglasses at night.
On 2009-05-29 16:44:31, jiminy, commented on this article:
if he was wearing masters of the universe underoos this would be the best outfit of all time.
On 2009-05-29 16:41:20, jiminy, commented on this article:
you can just tell this kid already knows how to find the clit in under two seconds.
On 2009-05-29 16:39:50, jiminy, commented on this article:
when you get really rich you get to wear waht you always dreamed of as a kid, even if it means looking like mr. hankey on a suicide bombing mission.
On 2009-05-29 16:37:59, jiminy, commented on this article:
the rings on her legs are years like a tree stump. that’s why her boots are high and her shorts are long.
On 2009-05-29 16:36:23, jiminy, commented on this article:
richard branson gets naked models on his back while windsurfing and the rest of the world gets this. it’s not so bad after all.
On 2009-05-29 16:34:26, jiminy, commented on this article:
his shirt has better weather than the beach vacation i just got back from. not fair.
On 2009-05-29 16:28:15, jiminy, commented on this article:
there’s a thin line between tim harrington and fat, disgusting slob
On 2009-05-29 16:27:09, jiminy, commented on this article:
boat shoes are wonderful until they begin smelling like rotting alien autopsy runoff.
On 2009-05-29 16:26:18, jiminy, commented on this article:
her dress looks like kwanzaa twister.
On 2009-05-29 16:25:22, jiminy, commented on this article:
he must beat off in the mirror all the time.
On 2009-05-29 16:24:24, jiminy, commented on this article:
that look can only mean one thing - he just traded his mashed potatoes for an extra pudding pop.
On 2009-05-29 16:23:40, jiminy, commented on this article:
she really does look like the lovechild of macauley culkin and the the girl in my girl that disappeared from the face of the earth after my girl 2.
On 2009-05-26 16:57:52, jiminy, commented on this article:
hamilton gets better with every outing. dare i say gonzo?
On 2009-05-26 16:56:44, jiminy, commented on this article:
maybe it’s just me but flip flops do not seem like the ideal rifle soldier footwear. the army surplus people are missing out on a huge opportunity in rio. get these gunman some combat boots.
On 2009-05-14 12:29:25, jiminy, commented on this article:
lanca looks tryable. never will. i’m sure it kills a lot of brain cells, but it’s not like a night of bourbon won’t do the same.
On 2009-05-11 13:48:45, jiminy, commented on this article:
i’m looking forward to the videos. i’m hoping for something like alarma but in portuguese and even more dead bodies. i won’t lie, i’m a sucker for blood and guts. i can’t not look at it. it’s impossible for me.
On 2009-05-06 09:40:13, jiminy, commented on this article:
the black eye is rad, the rest the just awful
On 2009-05-01 10:26:09, jiminy, commented on this article:
i love this dude. the smoke rising is tits.
On 2009-05-01 10:16:23, jiminy, commented on this article:
the dynamic tower: for those times you don’t feel like walking from your bedroom to your living room to look north.
On 2009-04-30 14:03:10, jiminy, commented on this article:
italians always have the best mustaches.
On 2009-04-30 14:00:16, jiminy, commented on this article:
i like her. she has the "fresh off the motorboat" thing down to a t.
On 2009-04-30 13:59:02, jiminy, commented on this article:
you should see her on an rv. panties evaporate right into her snatch like a pussy-seltzer.
On 2009-04-30 13:57:54, jiminy, commented on this article:
she looks like a daydream that the giant undervein on my dick might have after eating way too much at lunch.
On 2009-04-30 13:29:49, jiminy, commented on this article:
i wish more chicks would wear skintoned dresses. it plays tricks in my head that lead to bonertown.
On 2009-04-30 13:26:41, jiminy, commented on this article:
i think this is the least bearded group of middle eastern men i have ever seen.
On 2009-04-22 12:10:23, jiminy, commented on this article:
time to retire the couch. i think you could get hepatitis or worse from touching it.
On 2009-04-22 09:57:45, jiminy, commented on this article:
if nothing else, this makes me feel better about america. and from what i understand there isn’t much american money behind these investments.
On 2009-04-22 08:04:39, jiminy, commented on this article:
this could be the longest distance b/t belly button and waist i have ever seen in my life.
On 2009-04-21 16:33:59, jiminy, commented on this article:
i think when the chick on the right goes home, she goes to a dam on a creek
On 2009-04-21 15:19:09, jiminy, commented on this article:
her pupil is incredibly small. you weren’t smoking opium on this shoot?
On 2009-04-21 15:17:32, jiminy, commented on this article:
after a few months of experimentation i came back to the simple dry hand on penis method. fewer rashes and less clean up.
On 2009-04-21 15:13:29, jiminy, commented on this article:
a kid in england i think has already beat you to the punch but instead of "i have herpes" he painted a giant dick on his parents’ roof.
On 2009-04-21 15:12:05, jiminy, commented on this article:
is that rio in the hawx screen shot? it looks like the christ statue on the right.
On 2009-04-21 15:01:20, jiminy, commented on this article:
thank god for the fender. you wouldn’t want to get mud on this wardrobe.
On 2009-04-20 15:29:09, jiminy, commented on this article:
his only two possessions are a camo hat and a pair of oakleys. how awesome.
On 2009-04-17 12:11:01, jiminy, commented on this article:
nice neck definition here. it’s like someone erased her jawline and replaced it with instant mashed potatoes.
On 2009-04-16 12:09:30, jiminy, commented on this article:
it’s all good until you notice jellyfish tentacles starting to grow and you have to pee on yourself to stop the stinging.
On 2009-04-10 13:16:33, jiminy, commented on this article:
this is like a greatest hits collection of all things considered hip in the late 90s/early 00s
On 2009-04-02 11:52:05, jiminy, commented on this article:
chilidogging finally sounds like a good idea
On 2009-04-02 11:50:29, jiminy, commented on this article:
i heard brown shoes are good to go to and this came from my fashionista friend. but... i dont think you’re supposed to wear navy socks with brown shoes and a grey suit. aren’t they supposed to match the pants or shoes?
On 2009-03-31 15:57:28, jiminy, commented on this article:
one i stuck my finger in an espresso pot and it (my finger) looked like a extended rabbit anus for three days. don’t fuck with shit on the stove kids.
On 2009-03-31 15:55:18, jiminy, commented on this article:
in my world, there are only two types of tags - itchy and non. the tag’s life depends on this factor.
On 2009-03-31 13:30:42, jiminy, commented on this article:
this girl is an incredible photographer. i was just looking over her flickr, amazing shit..

flickr.com/photos/39181068@N00/3063214550
On 2009-03-26 17:36:04, jiminy, commented on this article:
why would a chef say not to charge for materials? that’s all he’s selling.
On 2009-03-26 17:16:10, jiminy, commented on this article:
is that his ventrilaquist dummy stuffing the suit up his ass?
On 2009-03-26 17:11:42, jiminy, commented on this article:
you hate la and new york? let me guess, you’re from the midwest?
On 2009-03-26 17:08:26, jiminy, commented on this article:
don’t forget the lunch ladies. they didn’t look good but the image in my brain would help keep me from eating bad food and puddin pops.
On 2009-03-26 17:06:45, jiminy, commented on this article:
why is it that guys that look like "ladies men" are gay most of the time?
On 2009-03-26 16:59:47, jiminy, commented on this article:
if she was artificially insemenated with some strong man jizz, her kid would rule the recess yard with an iron fist and the worst wardrobe in school
On 2009-03-26 15:20:07, jiminy, commented on this article:
nice, i like the horse tail. makes me want to saddle up for a few laps around the track.
On 2009-03-26 12:32:53, jiminy, commented on this article:
it’s kind of a cosby vest. i want cosby socks, personally. i’d never take them off. i love being naked except for socks. its goofy and i feel great in a creepy way.