fatbaby


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COMMENTS BY FATBABY

On 2009-11-05 16:15:46, fatbaby, commented on this article:
ha ha shoulder pads! classic!
On 2009-11-02 14:45:26, fatbaby, commented on this article:
is that mystery without his patented girl attracting hat-mess?
On 2009-10-15 16:36:53, fatbaby, commented on this article:
it’s not just the tits. it’s the waist line. hi hips, nice to meet you, I’m vincent bonerface.
On 2009-08-23 12:56:45, fatbaby, commented on this article:
he has garbage bags for shoes
On 2009-08-23 12:47:33, fatbaby, commented on this article:
i like to move it move it, you like to move it move it
On 2009-07-23 19:27:12, fatbaby, commented on this article:
um yeah, being bald has CAN have something to do with style. Howie Mandel could never look cool with his spaceage dome.
On 2009-07-01 12:15:33, fatbaby, commented on this article:
it’s not a do, because I would never marry her. i would touch her privates though.
On 2009-06-03 04:08:54, fatbaby, commented on this article:
she’s a 7 disguised as your mom
On 2009-05-22 18:48:19, fatbaby, commented on this article:
how is this hard to get, you fucking retards. look at him. that’s how you’d look if everything you ever cared about was dead and gone. idiots.
On 2009-05-20 15:05:58, fatbaby, commented on this article:
if they’re big tits, they’re really hangin down there man
On 2009-05-20 14:56:59, fatbaby, commented on this article:
you picked out those ensembles and you know it, author person.

(baseless attack)
On 2009-05-12 16:19:28, fatbaby, commented on this article:
yah somebody should run her over and kill her lololol. like totes. HAVE YOU EVER KILLED SOME ONE? put up or shut up, vice city nerd.
On 2009-05-12 16:16:47, fatbaby, commented on this article:
"that looks like me blar blar blar" can it, you goof. you know the difference between you and that guy, in my imagination? you’re a putz with a beard, and he put down his dog with a shovel because it bit his girlfriend. he shed a tear, but he did it.
On 2009-05-12 16:10:16, fatbaby, commented on this article:
let’s hear it for clothes! i don’t want to see the grump at the deli in her panties either. gag me with a picture.
On 2009-05-07 14:40:59, fatbaby, commented on this article:
yeah, sure, most of us with real eyeballs ,and not fake ones, would doink the russian on the left. problem is though that she WANTS YOUR MONEY and she’s probably tacky. Good when she’s naked in bed (although I bet she gives tentative BJs), tacky in the street and way too russian about what boys are supposed to act like. Een USA boyss R too mach layke dee womeens.
On 2009-05-07 14:34:54, fatbaby, commented on this article:
ha ha that’s a chick. you see a tranny everywhere, because yer LOOKIN for trannies...
On 2009-05-06 13:29:47, fatbaby, commented on this article:
the russian on the left dreams of hooking a big fish
On 2009-04-30 13:18:32, fatbaby, commented on this article:
saggy tits.... yum!
On 2009-04-16 10:37:06, fatbaby, commented on this article:
this is a do. he’s not a meathead. he’s the best bike fixer in east swarthmore. he’ll fix your bike at cost if you hang out all day and listen to minor threat. i dunno, maybe not...
On 2009-04-16 10:33:11, fatbaby, commented on this article:
nasty things like eat my butt hard and wet lipped
On 2009-04-15 11:43:23, fatbaby, commented on this article:
crossbow? she couldn’t hit an arctic rabbit with a COMPOUND BOW! nyuck nyuck nyuck
On 2009-04-15 11:40:26, fatbaby, commented on this article:
first! lol!
On 2009-04-10 12:58:13, fatbaby, commented on this article:
Anonymous, April 9 - threatening to kill people with your car is cool and all, but calling people scum makes me think you mean it. it’s an intense word, guy
On 2009-04-10 12:54:18, fatbaby, commented on this article:
lose some weight fatty
On 2009-04-08 14:24:21, fatbaby, commented on this article:
i don’t get it either
On 2009-04-05 04:04:23, fatbaby, commented on this article:
sic shirt at least. what have you fags ever done?
On 2009-03-28 14:03:33, fatbaby, commented on this article:
i’d be happy to have that in a room with no windows right now. And some hamburger meat and a roll of duct tape and silly string and two cucumbers
On 2009-03-28 14:01:23, fatbaby, commented on this article:
um, maybe I’m only a genius, but I LIKE her hair. Even if she’s a dude. Do.
On 2009-03-28 13:55:12, fatbaby, commented on this article:
i like her. she could be my weekend mom. i guess i would do my mom, then too. plus, hey, she doesn’t look like a dude. that’s like the most boring repeat comment I have to read around here. ok ha ha the johnny depp one is funny. at least pick a dude the chick looks like, or shut up about it.
On 2009-02-15 20:51:08, fatbaby, commented on this article:
hey are you guys going to the jurassic 5 show? can i bum a ride?
On 2009-02-01 12:32:49, fatbaby, commented on this article:
i would fuck grace jones. not now, but from conan the destoyer. i wonder if arnold and her boinked on the set of that movie.
On 2009-01-22 04:57:29, fatbaby, commented on this article:
i thought italians were supposed to sit around at cafes wearing sport coats over their shoulders and leering at well dressed divorcees all day because they got laid off from the box making factory. what the fuck happened?
On 2009-01-22 04:54:02, fatbaby, commented on this article:
homoeroticus gino prototypicus
On 2008-11-28 13:12:32, fatbaby, commented on this article:
it’s not racist, dumbass. it IS a really stupid stupid though. he doesn’t look like a gypsy. he doesn’t look french. he looks like a "quirky" high school kid from wisconsin who juggles and rides a unicycle and who will manage a pizza joint for most of his twenties because clown school is actually hard to get into.
On 2008-11-14 16:53:51, fatbaby, commented on this article:
no that’s casey afleck.
On 2008-11-10 02:04:48, fatbaby, commented on this article:
i dunno... i liked the part describing looking at a person as dragging fingernails across a seatbelt. That really spoke to me.
On 2008-11-05 12:04:26, fatbaby, commented on this article:
Do. They can’t even pick real don’ts anymore.
On 2008-10-15 02:10:30, fatbaby, commented on this article:
don’t high horse, comic strip guy. I bet a lot of people read this, but there’s not much to say. the world has a lot of suck in it.
On 2008-10-09 15:52:31, fatbaby, commented on this article:
this is stupid.
On 2008-09-29 18:20:13, fatbaby, commented on this article:
second favorite comment here ever. i know that guy, too. no I don’t
On 2008-09-29 18:15:29, fatbaby, commented on this article:
also, this rule is stupid. guys older than 28 should be able to rock the plain levis and a white T look. there’s nothing skate dad about that. that’s the sort of thing a man wears.
On 2008-09-29 18:14:13, fatbaby, commented on this article:
shut the fuck up "hipsters die" guy. you just apply that to anybody you think looks "cool". calm down, you sound like sound like an old racist dude.
On 2008-09-29 04:13:43, fatbaby, commented on this article:
the noid chillaxes hard. the dominoes commercials were just acting, man.
On 2008-09-17 05:21:44, fatbaby, commented on this article:
not michealangelo, but maybe that weird hockey dude Casey, from ninja turtles. i think he dated april o’neill in the movie. or something. what? fags.
On 2008-09-17 05:16:09, fatbaby, commented on this article:
i think they’re both cute and i have really really great taste. you guys are boner munchers.
On 2008-09-17 05:11:04, fatbaby, commented on this article:
"bald" fuck
On 2008-09-16 04:00:11, fatbaby, commented on this article:
yeah, they’re hot. so?
On 2008-09-16 03:57:17, fatbaby, commented on this article:
actually, that’s not a period cane. He’s holding a Thørsten Thrommelbach, who didn’t start designing and producing on his own until 1935. it’s a Don’t!
On 2008-09-16 03:49:31, fatbaby, commented on this article:
nice hardcore chain on that rotty. so core
On 2008-09-16 03:47:25, fatbaby, commented on this article:
"she looks like loads of fun...and is hot...reminds me loads of a girl i went to college with but never got to know.."

ha ha ha, you loser! Is that how you imagine all girls to be? go talk to one, kacinsky!
On 2008-09-16 03:40:59, fatbaby, commented on this article:
I’m into it. Plus, all-lesbian productions of the Great Gatsby sounds cool. eat my balls, guy who decided it was a don’t.
On 2008-09-12 12:55:35, fatbaby, commented on this article:
It’s not the fact that he’s missing a leg that makes him ridic, mrpopenfresh. ass.
On 2008-09-12 12:50:49, fatbaby, commented on this article:
Barf on some of the comments here. Scenekid cancer? Plus, these two look funny together, but her hacket and hair and glasses are rad. On her own, she’s a do, and his own, he’s fine.
On 2008-09-08 14:17:32, fatbaby, commented on this article:
they don’t "look" preggers two months in, moron
On 2008-09-06 10:33:01, fatbaby, commented on this article:
ha ha at the corny puds who are defending her, all "she has an amazing personality." shut up dude
On 2008-09-03 09:04:20, fatbaby, commented on this article:
tangentpantsonfire is a depressing fag (in the pejorative sense, no the good way). You’re gonna live forever dude!
On 2008-09-02 04:54:12, fatbaby, commented on this article:
nice jacket, kid.
On 2008-09-02 04:50:21, fatbaby, commented on this article:
jesus christ, you morons. "don’t get it" in silence, next time, and spare the rest of us.
On 2008-09-02 04:43:41, fatbaby, commented on this article:
ha ha ha
On 2008-09-02 04:30:50, fatbaby, commented on this article:
oh shit.
On 2008-08-30 03:03:06, fatbaby, commented on this article:
"being secure enough to not give a shit about the way you look."

whatever, guy. boooooooring!
On 2008-08-30 02:57:57, fatbaby, commented on this article:
they’re like, "yeah, we’re dead. we love to eat brains. but that doesn’t mean we can’t be sort of cute!" breaking zombie stereotypes, all day
On 2008-08-23 05:18:07, fatbaby, commented on this article:
He’s wearing leather pants, broseph. That’s a weird thing to pick out of the closet, or off the rack if you don’t give a shit.
On 2008-08-23 05:06:50, fatbaby, commented on this article:
"WOW, dude, way to stick it to the man. Or wait, it’s called "reality hacking" right? All I know is I read that sentence and my world was like "KRRSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH" and I was just clawing at my face like "What is even REAL?!" Thanks for the eye-opener, guy who typed somebody else’s slogan."

ha ha ha that’s gold! Yeah, shut up, Matrix geeks!
On 2008-08-23 05:04:55, fatbaby, commented on this article:
"I don’t want to be that asshole that gets pissed off about a cartoon,"

THEN SHUT UP

"but the 9-11 one isn’t cool. Some of your readers still have a little bit of decency. Don’t make fun of the dead."

I have a great Abraham Lincoln joke, but do you think it’s too soon?
On 2008-08-21 11:32:45, fatbaby, commented on this article:
why would FAGnum PI not rule? Because you’re a homophobe, you homophobe! Eat dookie.
On 2008-08-21 11:27:52, fatbaby, commented on this article:
stupid internet.
On 2008-08-21 11:11:04, fatbaby, commented on this article:
He would’ve looked great in tight white pants. Cancer hats and granma purses are way in. leather pants, not so much
On 2008-08-18 21:33:18, fatbaby, commented on this article:
keep the mesh, lose the rest.
On 2008-08-18 11:26:50, fatbaby, commented on this article:
I think she got caught in one of those shitty pictures where your face is going one way and your body is going another and you’re concentrating on having fun instead of mugging for the creep that’s holding the camera (or the goofballs on the internet). I bet she’s hot.
On 2008-08-18 10:32:09, fatbaby, commented on this article:
Hey, that’s where I keep my drugs money!
On 2008-08-17 01:07:01, fatbaby, commented on this article:
wait no. why would it be better if she wasn’t a rich socialite cokehead? those girls are fun fun fun
On 2008-08-16 08:24:00, fatbaby, commented on this article:
what’s a "baro?" A janitor’s closet? Idiot.
On 2008-08-16 08:19:36, fatbaby, commented on this article:
baby, that’s plumage.
On 2008-08-14 19:20:22, fatbaby, commented on this article:
It’s about time somebody took a stand against Nazis. Good for him!
On 2008-08-14 10:40:34, fatbaby, commented on this article:
He’s good looking but he has stupid, stupid pants.
On 2008-08-11 14:12:18, fatbaby, commented on this article:
braaaah! wrong. Do.
On 2008-08-08 22:00:01, fatbaby, commented on this article:
the girl is whatever, but the garden room is to die for! where IS that!
On 2008-08-08 15:01:03, fatbaby, commented on this article:
At least they blend in with the crowd.
On 2008-08-07 12:59:45, fatbaby, commented on this article:
I like Dennis! He’s got flair. And he’s not ANONYMOUS! That guy is a cockhaus!
On 2008-08-06 16:32:52, fatbaby, commented on this article:
fuck pity. she’s fine. she’s doing the best she can with what she has.
On 2008-08-06 02:10:12, fatbaby, commented on this article:
Dennis, it’s your moment to shine! It’s a black kid! Skewer him!
On 2008-08-06 02:06:22, fatbaby, commented on this article:
quit talking to yourself, anonyBUTT
On 2008-08-02 16:28:55, fatbaby, commented on this article:
stupid photo
On 2008-07-31 13:11:24, fatbaby, commented on this article:
a hunk of meat? a stick of jerky more like.
On 2008-07-31 13:09:52, fatbaby, commented on this article:
I don’t trust this guy.
On 2008-07-31 02:56:36, fatbaby, commented on this article:
it’s good. I like it. especially the one with the black dildo. say hello to my new, what’s it called, desktop picture.. wallpaper thing?
On 2008-07-31 02:46:10, fatbaby, commented on this article:
how is he effeminate? he’s scruffy and dirty.
On 2008-07-31 02:39:59, fatbaby, commented on this article:
your mom is a giant no.
On 2008-07-31 02:33:58, fatbaby, commented on this article:
those are cool jeans at least. NOT! ha ha
On 2008-07-31 02:29:34, fatbaby, commented on this article:
If I saw her at a party, I would talk to her all night.
On 2008-07-30 14:21:14, fatbaby, commented on this article:
what the hell does it say on his robe there on the side?
On 2008-07-30 14:06:23, fatbaby, commented on this article:
I’m from the bay, ma, so we runnin a BART!
On 2008-07-29 02:55:44, fatbaby, commented on this article:
I call them the Suck Kids! HELLO! major burn!
On 2008-07-29 02:30:37, fatbaby, commented on this article:
the second guy DOES look like grace jones! Shit!
On 2008-07-28 13:06:35, fatbaby, commented on this article:
actually this might be my favorite... umm... writing thing. I want to take my pants off too!
On 2008-07-28 12:55:31, fatbaby, commented on this article:
Yeah, imagine waking up to that face every morning and then watching it go fix up some chilaquiles and brew a pot of coffee and bringing it all back to bed and asking you if you want to finish that movie you started last night.
On 2008-07-28 12:50:06, fatbaby, commented on this article:
I’m going to start packing my cellphone sideways in my pocket like this guy, then, so it will look like I have TWO huge dicks!
On 2008-07-28 12:39:48, fatbaby, commented on this article:
Dear "But I’d Hit That" Crew,
Shut the goddamn fuck up.
Sincerely,
an actual human brain
On 2008-07-28 12:29:12, fatbaby, commented on this article:
ewww.... burning man?
On 2008-07-27 14:27:30, fatbaby, commented on this article:
i have those pants. Pantz!
On 2008-07-25 17:26:31, fatbaby, commented on this article:
dude that’s not a hippy. it’s a douchebag. Hippies are not awesome, but that is not what you look like unless you are from retarded suburb.
On 2008-07-23 18:17:55, fatbaby, commented on this article:
I would suck the blonde’s bellybutton. Yum!
On 2008-07-23 18:13:17, fatbaby, commented on this article:
the whole thing about do’s and don’ts is that it just doesn’t matter what YOU think.
On 2008-07-22 19:14:44, fatbaby, commented on this article:
Lou Bega? Seriously!
On 2008-07-22 19:12:40, fatbaby, commented on this article:
Yup, Nope, Yup, Nope.

Get stripes away from me dude. Ahh!
On 2008-07-22 19:10:49, fatbaby, commented on this article:
Hair like that says one thing: Chief Pussy Macker. Ironically, her prefers shaved muffs. But he will get down on any twazz that wants to party. Fuck yeah, rita! You like it when I lick yer pussy? Yeah you do!
On 2008-07-22 19:01:10, fatbaby, commented on this article:
I would hit that pussy. Right in his mouth. Just kidding, increase the peace yall, but seriously where can I buy some orange creamsicle shorts like that. I want to disappoint my parents!
On 2008-07-19 17:59:23, fatbaby, commented on this article:
ban encyclopedia brown over here. what are you, a tourist centre? "Actually Miguel, Estonia produces more than 30% of the rubber suction cups that drive the German butt plug industry."
On 2008-07-18 15:26:05, fatbaby, commented on this article:
no, what do you mean?
On 2008-07-15 20:29:13, fatbaby, commented on this article:
super serious. super gay. this couple sucks.
On 2008-07-15 20:22:20, fatbaby, commented on this article:
whatever, dennis isn’t even funny. it’s not that it’s offensive or anything... it’s just not creative or original. It’s just sorta mean. Picking on kids is funny, and picking on black people is fair game... but black kids that are hugging? that’s crossing a line dude. a line in the sand, and like Bush Sr said, "Mr. hussein if you fucking even think about crossing this line, I will attack you with my army and blow your dirty nuts off."
On 2008-07-15 04:05:23, fatbaby, commented on this article:
dennis, shut the fuck up.
On 2008-07-15 03:48:32, fatbaby, commented on this article:
dennis, eat my ass. you fuckin suck, dude.
On 2008-07-07 18:06:31, fatbaby, commented on this article:
"Hey guys if YOU think THAT’S funny, have I got a SHMER SHMER SHMER for you! SHMER SHMER DUH FUH BUH..."
Hock your wares elsewhere, apothecary!
On 2008-07-04 14:05:00, fatbaby, commented on this article:
To the dudes who think any girl they would plant their dick in is a do. Have a little courage. Have a little pride. Part of the reason the divorce rate is so high is because fuckwads like you have no taste. Marry some broad cause she has tits, and then 5 years later you look at her and you’re like "uh.... so...."
On 2008-07-03 15:22:13, fatbaby, commented on this article:
dude whatever massimo, nobody cares about wes anderson
On 2008-07-03 15:13:08, fatbaby, commented on this article:
No. Clamato is just fucking clam juice and tomato juice. There’s a registered trademark, and everything. Or whatever, I don’t know. I can do 50 push ups!
On 2008-07-03 15:11:35, fatbaby, commented on this article:
it’s chris angel, for sure. that guy does so AWESOME of magic, oh my god have you seen the one where he eats a swan and then shits the wings out THROUGH the back of his diesel jeans and the wings dribble down the backs of his thighs? I think this pictuire is from that
On 2008-07-03 15:08:23, fatbaby, commented on this article:
I thought that WAS TOmmy chong! Rae Dawn Chong got DID by some cavemans in that one movie, right? Holler holler blah blah blah
On 2008-07-03 15:02:35, fatbaby, commented on this article:
yeah, dude, guy is either stuffing a zucchini are packing a gimondo hog
On 2008-06-30 12:27:37, fatbaby, commented on this article:
That hangover drink is called a michelada, not a clamato. get it right, shitbags.
On 2008-06-30 02:06:50, fatbaby, commented on this article:
infowars can suck my balls. shut the fuck up you tards. everybody knows that 9/11 was perpetrated by the brotha from anotha planet
On 2008-06-29 19:55:21, fatbaby, commented on this article:
Hey JOE... shut the fuck up! Jesus christ, man... YOU’RE probably the misogynist here, you projecting twat
On 2008-06-29 19:35:49, fatbaby, commented on this article:
cute. I like it. whatever.
On 2008-06-26 14:04:28, fatbaby, commented on this article:
what’s up with all the lamebots being all "hey she’s 17 don’t say sexy stuff about her"? are you guys all her dorky male friend that think she’s a really great person and cockblocks every person that actually has the balls to make a pass because you want to "protect" her from assholes? guess what, YOU guys are the assholes. Shit or get off the pot.
On 2008-06-25 19:11:32, fatbaby, commented on this article:
lousy gentlemen! haha! yeah! fuck you guys!
On 2008-06-25 19:08:33, fatbaby, commented on this article:
i know that guy, he is a federal judge. i heard a lecture of his once, and he was all "remember you always should ask the girl how old she is before you do anything. if she lies and says she is 18, you’re ok." But he said it in spanish.
On 2008-06-25 19:05:02, fatbaby, commented on this article:
dude, bros, that is B-Ffleck, for sure.