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COMMENTS BY ENSTIGATOR

On 2009-11-18 10:30:58, enstigator, commented on this article:
anyone that’s worked in the service industry will tell you the same thing in regard to the "getting away with anything but fucking with someone’s food." in my old days of restaurant work i never saw or heard of anyone doing it and even when someone new joked about it a hush would fall over the rest of the crew and the rookie would know to never utter a word of it again. sure, once you’re out of earshot you’ll call them every name in the book, be it racist or not. no one cares. everyone does it. you have to relieve your frustrastions somehow when dealing with the many, many shitheads that like to eat outside of their home. usually, the regulars make up for it but there are always the assholes that make you want to rip your hair out.
On 2009-11-17 17:57:50, enstigator, commented on this article:
so? what’s so wrong with loving pussy?
On 2009-11-12 18:01:39, enstigator, commented on this article:
want to illegally enter america? there’s an app for that.
On 2009-11-12 17:41:10, enstigator, commented on this article:
memories of the american history x party scene.
On 2009-11-12 17:40:01, enstigator, commented on this article:
lots of people collect weird shit. it doesn’t mean they support it. i have a swastika pin that my grandfather took off a dead nazi in world war II. does that make me a sympathizer?
On 2009-11-12 17:34:27, enstigator, commented on this article:
are there special hangers for these or are they more of a bottom drawer kind of thing?
On 2009-11-12 17:03:56, enstigator, commented on this article:
that handshake looks almost as impersonal as a bill belichick postgamer.
On 2009-11-12 17:02:57, enstigator, commented on this article:
more girls should send in photos like this. the world would be a better place and old friends all over planet earth would be reminded of each other and how they regret not fucking the shit out of each other when they had the chance.
On 2009-11-12 17:00:30, enstigator, commented on this article:
it might take me three hours and several replacement weedwacker cables but i’d get in there one way or another.
On 2009-11-12 16:58:31, enstigator, commented on this article:
i really hope it kicks the shit out of her when she walks away.
On 2009-11-12 16:57:50, enstigator, commented on this article:
latoya?
On 2009-11-12 16:57:35, enstigator, commented on this article:
he looks like he should be officiating gay marriages in the underground city in the matrix.
On 2009-11-12 16:56:16, enstigator, commented on this article:
i want to play chinese checkers on her with my nut sack.
On 2009-11-12 16:55:08, enstigator, commented on this article:
matching shocks? check.
On 2009-11-12 16:54:08, enstigator, commented on this article:
babs’ pussy has a schnauzer head coming out of it? huh... not that shocking.
On 2009-11-12 16:53:27, enstigator, commented on this article:
inside out and backwards. he’s taking the kriss kross shit to a whole new level.
On 2009-11-12 16:52:53, enstigator, commented on this article:
retarded, dominican harry carey is a hairy motherfucker.
On 2009-11-12 16:51:43, enstigator, commented on this article:
he’s black and he still has half his baby teeth. he must hold the record for least amount of tooth fairy money of all time.
On 2009-11-12 16:50:14, enstigator, commented on this article:
someone painted her straight jacket black and untied the arms. beware of this one.
On 2009-10-27 12:04:33, enstigator, commented on this article:
he looks like a conspiracy theorist that thinks the government is going to send microwaves to disable his penis. and you know what? i don’t blame them.
On 2009-10-19 09:34:10, enstigator, commented on this article:
everyone knows the nazi guards wouldn’t have allowed that kind of lace work to go on in a concentration camp.
On 2009-10-16 15:45:52, enstigator, commented on this article:
willem defoe is definitely playing him in the feature length.
On 2009-10-16 15:44:37, enstigator, commented on this article:
shouldn’t there be a belly button somewhere down there?
On 2009-10-16 15:14:22, enstigator, commented on this article:
wait... this gave you a boner? are you seven?
On 2009-10-16 15:13:45, enstigator, commented on this article:
i’m teetering on an imaginary fence with her. not with her, on her, hell, you know what i mean.
On 2009-10-16 15:11:11, enstigator, commented on this article:
sure, she has the mental capacity of a 1992 flash drive, but if you wouldn’t stick your penis in her then i think you have uncle issues you need resolved.
On 2009-10-16 15:09:40, enstigator, commented on this article:
"HAHAHAHA Vicetradamus"

nice, very nice.
On 2009-10-16 15:06:32, enstigator, commented on this article:
back when reality in graphics was only a dream.
On 2009-10-16 15:05:56, enstigator, commented on this article:
"I remember all the old sonic games released by nintendo. Fuck you Vice, now you’ve gone and made me feel sad about my now finished childhood"

even the newbiest of newbs would know that sonic was a sega series.
On 2009-10-16 15:04:58, enstigator, commented on this article:
thrift score needs to be blow-uppable.
On 2009-10-16 15:04:04, enstigator, commented on this article:
wasn’t the kobain copycat suicide a dude?
On 2009-10-16 15:03:02, enstigator, commented on this article:
that guy’s got a question mark belly button. must be bi curious.
On 2009-10-16 15:02:02, enstigator, commented on this article:
can you imagine how long this guy’s lice check took in elementary school?
On 2009-10-16 15:00:13, enstigator, commented on this article:
no the middle one has the "cool mom" that will take them to places like wherever this is while the others’ think they are spending the night playing hungry hungry hippo.
On 2009-10-16 11:37:37, enstigator, commented on this article:
i never understood why anyone would want to look albino. no offense, real whities, but that shit don’t look right.
On 2009-10-07 14:05:07, enstigator, commented on this article:
if i got bumped to first class and was put next to him i would ask to go back to coach.
On 2009-10-07 11:32:29, enstigator, commented on this article:
he is making a statement. "the wrong sperm won."
On 2009-10-06 17:27:54, enstigator, commented on this article:
for a start, don’t dress like this asshole.
On 2009-10-06 17:27:28, enstigator, commented on this article:
she’s not 12. 12-year-olds can’t even draw hips like that.
On 2009-10-06 17:26:38, enstigator, commented on this article:
everything, and i mean everything about the first photo is perfect.
On 2009-10-06 17:25:01, enstigator, commented on this article:
you asswipes are ruining music and starting to ruin my enjoyment of the vice record reviews. go to pitchfork if you want pretentious people to tell you what to like.
On 2009-10-06 17:23:40, enstigator, commented on this article:
now with even more eye expressions!
On 2009-10-06 17:22:11, enstigator, commented on this article:
i guess that is plush carpet but it looks like you guys have ewok legs.
On 2009-10-06 17:21:44, enstigator, commented on this article:
nope. other person is right. you suck. accept it. emoticons are for teenage girls and mid-30s gays.
On 2009-10-06 17:19:57, enstigator, commented on this article:
i would love to see her tits without spandex pulling them apart like the red sea.
On 2009-10-06 17:16:42, enstigator, commented on this article:
you have no taste, anonymous no. 3.
On 2009-09-18 14:20:52, enstigator, commented on this article:
skulls and vector art - two shitty things colliding to make some kind of super-powered shitty thing.
On 2009-09-16 12:41:03, enstigator, commented on this article:
sheesh. you weren’t kidding about the bulge. looks like she’s smuggling a bottle nipple.
On 2009-09-16 12:39:10, enstigator, commented on this article:
miranda might be the cutest plain jane ever. funny too? total package.
On 2009-09-14 12:16:34, enstigator, commented on this article:
okay, he sucks all over but the hair i can’t decide on. it’s like if genghis khan had a gay lieutenant or something.
On 2009-09-11 15:30:04, enstigator, commented on this article:
i hope he finished that last one before he blacked out.
On 2009-09-08 15:47:48, enstigator, commented on this article:
if i saw them start going at it my dick seriously might explode.
On 2009-08-28 16:29:05, enstigator, commented on this article:
guess she got the display model. only the ride side.
On 2009-08-28 16:27:49, enstigator, commented on this article:
i guess he’s not planning on getting anything fragile.
On 2009-08-28 16:26:37, enstigator, commented on this article:
really the only way to go if you can avoid the moldy stench that comes along with it.
On 2009-08-28 16:25:09, enstigator, commented on this article:
new surrounding always make for more intense pleasure sessions
On 2009-08-28 16:24:31, enstigator, commented on this article:
i think my grandmother had that as curtains
On 2009-08-28 16:22:03, enstigator, commented on this article:
mr. t-ario
On 2009-08-28 16:20:42, enstigator, commented on this article:
that takes skills and very full bladder. not sure why he couldn’t find a dark corner though. the tourists are going to be horrified.
On 2009-08-28 16:19:27, enstigator, commented on this article:
what did she ask for at the salon? the beetlejuice?
On 2009-08-28 16:18:06, enstigator, commented on this article:
pedal, lola, pedal!
On 2009-08-28 16:16:13, enstigator, commented on this article:
girl’s getting down in the bathroom line though. that’s what i like to see. don’t let the party stop while you wait. keep that shit going.
On 2009-08-28 16:15:06, enstigator, commented on this article:
praying mantis girl, i want to prey upon you!
On 2009-08-28 16:13:26, enstigator, commented on this article:
i want my own, personal beatlemania too.
On 2009-08-28 16:12:44, enstigator, commented on this article:
if i had ears like this i would be afraid of someone chopped the lobe off with fiskers in the middle of the night and if i was his roommate i would be afraid of not being able to resist doing just that.
On 2009-08-28 16:11:16, enstigator, commented on this article:
i’d shit on the face of the sigur ros dude too if i could buddy. keep up the good work.
On 2009-08-28 16:10:42, enstigator, commented on this article:
she looks like the marshmallow man’s great aunt thelma.
On 2009-08-28 16:10:01, enstigator, commented on this article:
the boxer singularity has arrived!
On 2009-08-28 16:09:17, enstigator, commented on this article:
holy shit she just cast a spell forever voided me of getting hard
On 2009-08-28 16:08:46, enstigator, commented on this article:
i can’t stand these bobby briggs motherfuckers
On 2009-08-28 16:08:08, enstigator, commented on this article:
you can’t get much more brooklyn than this
On 2009-08-28 16:07:33, enstigator, commented on this article:
it’s amazing the people you’ll find waiting for you at hoyt-schermerhorn
On 2009-08-28 16:06:42, enstigator, commented on this article:
absolutely positively perfect in every way
On 2009-08-28 16:05:50, enstigator, commented on this article:
now that’s what i call a string bikini
On 2009-08-28 16:05:11, enstigator, commented on this article:
i hope some mist is making its way through that fabric.
On 2009-08-28 16:04:22, enstigator, commented on this article:
he lost his balance and that’s all we ever saw of little johnny canyon-ass.
On 2009-08-28 16:03:31, enstigator, commented on this article:
one day i’m going to be on shirts framed in marijuana leaves. one day...
On 2009-08-28 15:55:12, enstigator, commented on this article:
mmmm!!! grainy!
On 2009-08-28 15:53:15, enstigator, commented on this article:
"it’s shit like this that turns me into a goddam feminazi, & i usually think feminazis are annoying"

they are. so are you. shut it.
On 2009-08-28 15:51:27, enstigator, commented on this article:
if there’s ever a gay-specific rise krispies brand they should be the snap, crackle, and pop.
On 2009-08-28 15:50:21, enstigator, commented on this article:
who needs all the buttons, anyways?
On 2009-08-28 15:49:45, enstigator, commented on this article:
girls practice kissing each other when they’re growing up. these two practiced sodomy.
On 2009-08-28 15:48:32, enstigator, commented on this article:
well fred perry rocks. that’s as good a reason as ever to be behind something.
On 2009-08-28 15:47:20, enstigator, commented on this article:
alright guys. left at the next fork!
On 2009-08-28 15:46:50, enstigator, commented on this article:
at first i thought it read "spotted dick spooge pudding"
On 2009-08-28 15:44:51, enstigator, commented on this article:
she just looks... slimy.
On 2009-08-28 15:44:25, enstigator, commented on this article:
this was in for about as long as chevy chase had a tv show. even he would be embarrassed seeing this photo today.
On 2009-08-28 15:42:12, enstigator, commented on this article:
this guy couldn’t wipe charlie brown’s ass. or pigpen’s for that matter.
On 2009-08-28 15:40:20, enstigator, commented on this article:
oh! it’s camo. no wonder i couldn’t see the sexiness in this.
On 2009-08-27 11:52:05, enstigator, commented on this article:
but all aborted kids go straight to heaven. that’s some good odds.
On 2009-08-24 13:56:19, enstigator, commented on this article:
pshhhhh she’d go about ten feet before wobbling and wrecking into another car that costs more than the owner’s house.
On 2009-08-24 13:55:07, enstigator, commented on this article:
he even stepped a full two feet away before pissing. how considerate.
On 2009-08-21 09:36:22, enstigator, commented on this article:
how is it black teens always know how to pose and look good. at worst, whites look like fucking retards and at best cardboard cutouts. blacks have dna that gives them good posing ability. must be related to jumping high and dancing.
On 2009-08-19 08:00:41, enstigator, commented on this article:
it’s kind of like a turtleneck taken up a notch. like... a snapping turtleneck.
On 2009-08-18 13:28:00, enstigator, commented on this article:
i love those nights where you already look like you’ve had a hell of a night before you’ve even left the house.
On 2009-08-13 17:04:33, enstigator, commented on this article:
i’m def using that one the next time i’m constipated.
On 2009-08-13 16:48:09, enstigator, commented on this article:
if teleporting is involved then i definitely want to see this, stat.
On 2009-08-13 16:46:31, enstigator, commented on this article:
it wouldn’t take much to be better than ghostbusters 2. it had its moments but overall it was a huge disappointment after the first. the marshmallow man is such a better ghost than a painting.
On 2009-08-13 16:33:14, enstigator, commented on this article:
katie stelmanis!
On 2009-08-13 16:03:20, enstigator, commented on this article:
"If Williamsburg was a girl, this would be a picture of her vagina."

i love this.
On 2009-08-13 15:59:51, enstigator, commented on this article:
impersonating a cop and drinking and making him laugh all at once!
On 2009-08-13 15:59:16, enstigator, commented on this article:
fuck this guys. no really. FUCK THIS GUY.
On 2009-08-13 15:58:33, enstigator, commented on this article:
gollum feet!
On 2009-08-13 15:57:22, enstigator, commented on this article:
it could be a bully dyke. tough to say for sure from this pic.
On 2009-08-13 15:56:15, enstigator, commented on this article:
this is good shit right here. up there with the pumpkin vomiting his own seeds.
On 2009-08-05 12:36:11, enstigator, commented on this article:
could be a tequiza. still wrong but for a different reason.
On 2009-07-22 16:26:46, enstigator, commented on this article:
cankle sweaters. ewwww.
On 2009-07-22 16:24:41, enstigator, commented on this article:
i couldn’t care less if he’s asian or martian, he’s rocking the fuck out of that shit. probably got astronaut ice cream in his satchel.
On 2009-07-20 15:43:52, enstigator, commented on this article:
if this was today, that lady would be standing in front of thousands of dollars worth of tobacco.
On 2009-07-20 08:16:05, enstigator, commented on this article:
if tina was too much of a bitch you could always flush her. that’ll teach that bitch to be a bitch.
On 2009-07-17 15:48:53, enstigator, commented on this article:
he has to be an entertainer at whichever festival this is.
On 2009-07-17 11:53:36, enstigator, commented on this article:
lose an arm, gain a tit. fair trade.
On 2009-07-17 10:34:12, enstigator, commented on this article:
i remember i first saw terry richardson in a sports illustrated swimsuit issue video on television. he was talking about how he used to used slrs and other expensive equipment but then discovered he liked the yashica the best and shot with that. it was strange because he had supermodels posing in fountains and here is terry with a little camera shooting away.
On 2009-07-17 10:29:46, enstigator, commented on this article:
she has a way of looking different in almost every photo. 6 and 1. different people if i didn’t know better.
On 2009-07-06 12:41:49, enstigator, commented on this article:
you know, with all her rings she kind of looks like the michelin man but black and female.
On 2009-07-02 16:50:01, enstigator, commented on this article:
i don’t know the man that invented the bagpipe but i’d like to shake his hand. it’s like he was thinking one day about what it would be like to play an octopus and by god he found a way.
On 2009-07-02 16:48:10, enstigator, commented on this article:
it’s never too young to begin training for the iditarod
On 2009-07-02 16:47:35, enstigator, commented on this article:
it looks like his head is a hairy asshole taking a huge shit on his shoulders.
On 2009-07-02 16:46:35, enstigator, commented on this article:
i’d like to try some strange things with her and a walker with tennis balls on the legs.
On 2009-07-02 16:45:34, enstigator, commented on this article:
you know in animal house when belushi does the mouth zit bit? this is what it would look like if you did it for real.
On 2009-07-02 16:44:35, enstigator, commented on this article:
for a second, i thought there was suppose to be a comma in there.
On 2009-07-02 16:43:20, enstigator, commented on this article:
hey, it’s the exact reason guys don’t like girls that dress like that after 15.
On 2009-07-02 16:42:35, enstigator, commented on this article:
the girl looks like a delicious three-tiered wedding cake and i mean that in the best way possible.
On 2009-07-02 16:41:18, enstigator, commented on this article:
i have never seen such a perfect in between of carlton and the fresh prince.
On 2009-07-02 16:39:45, enstigator, commented on this article:
his fingers look like half-way-there california raisins.
On 2009-07-02 16:38:28, enstigator, commented on this article:
did she bungee a raincoat around her as a skirt?
On 2009-07-02 16:34:31, enstigator, commented on this article:
this must have been the best smelling fart of all time.
On 2009-07-02 16:29:22, enstigator, commented on this article:
a russian girl with extended-pinky class. don’t mind if i do.
On 2009-07-02 16:26:32, enstigator, commented on this article:
shy girls make the thrill of the hunt that much more thrilling.
On 2009-07-02 16:25:48, enstigator, commented on this article:
his mom probably interally combusted when she saw this.
On 2009-07-02 16:24:42, enstigator, commented on this article:
she figured out how to dress for the funeral and the afteparty in one fell swoop.
On 2009-07-02 16:23:03, enstigator, commented on this article:
it’s like they are scene kids from the place where the ricola commercials are filmed.
On 2009-07-02 16:20:06, enstigator, commented on this article:
whatever happened to having to have friends to have friendship bracelets?
On 2009-07-02 16:19:11, enstigator, commented on this article:
this guy just gave me a mini seizure. there should be an epileptic warning on this one.
On 2009-07-02 16:18:21, enstigator, commented on this article:
why is it hot pants are never worn by actually hot girls?
On 2009-07-02 16:17:08, enstigator, commented on this article:
clasps on top of zippers. which is it, supergoth? you don’t need both. or maybe you do. isn’t there a hierarchy of fasteners in your crazy world?
On 2009-07-02 16:15:52, enstigator, commented on this article:
electrotherapyclash
On 2009-07-02 16:15:26, enstigator, commented on this article:
they don’t even need bike reflectors. they are complete body reflectors.
On 2009-07-02 16:14:33, enstigator, commented on this article:
that lady’s about one missed shower away from a uni-dread.
On 2009-07-02 15:53:48, enstigator, commented on this article:
hahaha it looks like the sheep has baby hair.
On 2009-07-02 15:52:53, enstigator, commented on this article:
oh man i want to do the sunday crossword with her in the buff.
On 2009-07-02 15:51:35, enstigator, commented on this article:
what about blondie over there? good lord.....
On 2009-07-02 15:50:31, enstigator, commented on this article:
holy crap. if i was the dude at the atm i’d be in a hurry to get out of the twilight zone.
On 2009-07-02 15:49:15, enstigator, commented on this article:
he has the "god, what did i get myself into?" look on his face.
On 2009-07-02 15:47:40, enstigator, commented on this article:
damn. the bad thing is pants like that are the only ones she can wear so everyone in that town is getting a whole lot of this.
On 2009-07-02 15:46:33, enstigator, commented on this article:
you know when youre at a bodega and there is a rack of little debbies or something with one old snack sitting there that looks ancient and you wonder who buys these things. well, this is the person.
On 2009-07-02 15:45:18, enstigator, commented on this article:
so the lips (upper and lower) are red but not the nipples? that’s not fair.
On 2009-07-02 15:44:26, enstigator, commented on this article:
it takes effort to look this bad. maybe she’s in the witness protection program.
On 2009-07-02 15:39:54, enstigator, commented on this article:
oh, nilton, i’m so glad you have an "artistic" name for the time you aren’t walkinga around with a sandwich sign on. what do you do in your off time? mime?
On 2009-07-02 15:38:30, enstigator, commented on this article:
government pawnshops are everywhere. i never would expect governments to get involved but they are all over the place.
On 2009-07-02 15:37:08, enstigator, commented on this article:
amsterdam would have to be the best place to run a pawnshop. all the late night crazies and pot tourist that run out of money have to have some crazy shit they try to hock.
On 2009-07-02 15:35:54, enstigator, commented on this article:
if any one of your friends is pawning belongings but still manage to have money for weed then yeah, i think they aren’t to be trusted/believed.
On 2009-06-04 17:25:10, enstigator, commented on this article:
how is she still considered brazilian? she has been in belgium for 12 years. she can probably run for president by now.
On 2009-05-14 16:58:44, enstigator, commented on this article:
if she indeed listens to the decemberists then she’s all yours, overanalyzer.
On 2009-05-14 16:57:42, enstigator, commented on this article:
the plant is growing toward the sun and the pole is growing toward where the sun don’t shine
On 2009-05-08 10:39:05, enstigator, commented on this article:
no doubt this happened in the great amish electrical fire of ’06
On 2009-05-04 13:03:38, enstigator, commented on this article:
hahaha poor guy. let him suffer a few hours to teach him a lesson and then let him take a bong rip and all will be better.
On 2009-05-04 12:55:18, enstigator, commented on this article:
is the girl on the right going as a witch or wilson from home improvement?
On 2009-04-20 12:27:59, enstigator, commented on this article:
as long as he/she doesn’t go by christ i think christmas is okay. although i guess mexicans have been naming their kids jesus for decades, so nevermind. go for it.
On 2009-04-17 09:29:44, enstigator, commented on this article:
sometimes sloppy seconds is really fucking sloppy
On 2009-04-14 12:38:15, enstigator, commented on this article:
if you’re going to wear something that covers pretty much your entire body, why are you going to choose split-pea soup green? this does little more than remind me of the vomit in the exorcist.
On 2009-04-10 14:48:25, enstigator, commented on this article:
i wouldn’t want to use the latrine after the one on the left. he looks like the kind of guy that needs a lot of settle down time.
On 2009-04-10 14:46:29, enstigator, commented on this article:
hmmmmm i think there may be money to be made in fashionable neck braces
On 2009-04-10 14:45:22, enstigator, commented on this article:
think how scary it would be. youre walking around in total darkness and there’s a sudden flash and this is what you see for a split-second.
On 2009-04-10 14:43:13, enstigator, commented on this article:
weekend outfits are for people that end up with puke dribble on them.
On 2009-04-10 14:42:09, enstigator, commented on this article:
it looks like he’s about to break out in a rap which would change this from comedy to horror in .5 seconds flat
On 2009-04-10 14:41:07, enstigator, commented on this article:
i wonder what the thing he fucks looks like
On 2009-03-30 13:16:23, enstigator, commented on this article:
it’s a shame the vienna girl looks like she’s caught up in a parachute because she looks gorgeous from what you can make out. i don’t like the bowling bag on roids though. seriously, did you just leave the gym? there’s no reasonable need to carry that much crap around with you.
On 2009-03-30 12:53:40, enstigator, commented on this article:
i think the crab was born with clubclaw
On 2009-03-26 14:04:56, enstigator, commented on this article:
you could probably do an entire book of the lacoste substitutions. i’ve seen turtles, well really just about every animal imaginable, rockets, stools, wagon wheels, etc.

some ones i’d like to see:

condom embroidered in the inside to look like a condom pocket indention <- genius, i know
steaming pile of poo
someone with elephantitis
the three amigos
On 2009-03-24 14:32:37, enstigator, commented on this article:
i bet this girl does some wonderful things with her pubic hair. even if she’s shaven she probably kept it to build pube fortresses with.
On 2009-03-16 13:30:45, enstigator, commented on this article:
loving the new york girls recently but one thing i’m not loving is the boots like these featured here. can’t do it. slutty still needs some girliness to it or it’s too close to banging your cellmate.
On 2009-03-16 13:28:24, enstigator, commented on this article:
the tight slacks and duck boots is a surprisingly good look. and i’m straight! not a fan of the montreal girl though. looks like the scarf is giving birth to her.
On 2009-03-13 14:37:27, enstigator, commented on this article:
i bet he responds to all questions with that look for a good five seconds then get back to whatever he was doing.
On 2009-03-13 14:35:11, enstigator, commented on this article:
actually if it wasn’t for the awful screen print and the golfer cap this would be a pretty nice look.
On 2009-03-13 14:33:58, enstigator, commented on this article:
pardon me, allah works in mysterious ways.
On 2009-03-13 14:33:43, enstigator, commented on this article:
it’s weird how he’s hairy enough to have a unibrow but not hairy enough to not go bald. god works in mysterious ways.
On 2009-03-13 14:32:25, enstigator, commented on this article:
if i could cast spells i’d damn this twat with eternal backhair. i can’t think of anything else he’d hate worse.
On 2009-03-13 14:31:06, enstigator, commented on this article:
i’ve never been with a girl anywhere close to that large. do you need clamps to hold the pussy fat back?
On 2009-03-13 14:29:26, enstigator, commented on this article:
is there rehab for clowns? i can only imagine there are many many more out there with serious daddy issues.
On 2009-03-10 17:58:33, enstigator, commented on this article:
why do people find the need to turn every sport into a beach sport? paddle ball gets a free ride, but beach volleyball and soccer? that shit gives me shin splints like a mofo not to mention the sand in my eye and having to remember to wash before i shit or risking the risk of the always painful sandy wipe.
On 2009-03-10 17:53:59, enstigator, commented on this article:
he looks like he should have an informercial about how to get government grants and keep your bitches in check. maybe he’ll throw in a bonus windows xp tutorial disc with your order.
On 2009-03-10 17:52:34, enstigator, commented on this article:
cool keith on the left has godfather cheeks.
On 2009-03-10 17:49:55, enstigator, commented on this article:
i’ve heard about bouncing a quarter off a girls ass but in her case i think it would swallow the quarter and poop out your 25 pennies in change.
On 2009-03-04 10:22:51, enstigator, commented on this article:
what would hitler think of this girl? she has, like you say, all the uberaryan qualities like blonde hair, blue eyes, and one hell of a bone structure, but she’s rather lacking in the uniform dept. that’s nowhere near triumph of the will standards. i have a feeling he’d be foaming at the mouth on both fronts.
On 2009-02-27 11:39:33, enstigator, commented on this article:
hold on a sec... is the big one wearing a fake tattoo shirt?
On 2009-02-24 12:34:20, enstigator, commented on this article:
i bet he volunteers at the local kids center but masturbates to his wife’s "20 minute abs" video after she falls asleep
On 2009-02-18 10:49:09, enstigator, commented on this article:
Anonymous, on Feb 18, 2009 wrote:
is there a dick graveyard somewhere for all these missing penises?

yeah, it’s called six inches under.
On 2009-02-18 10:47:39, enstigator, commented on this article:
wow, you really need to lay off the eyeliner or else you end up looking like the killer in ’deep red’.
On 2009-02-17 13:47:10, enstigator, commented on this article:
i wonder if she got the pearl necklace and the atv at the same time.
On 2009-02-17 13:42:45, enstigator, commented on this article:
so this is what he meant when he said he’s into black chicks...
On 2009-02-17 13:41:33, enstigator, commented on this article:
either that’s the hairiest lesbian on earth or dude is wearing a girls shirt. i guess you have to when your shoulders end 3 inches from your neck.
On 2009-02-13 10:31:49, enstigator, commented on this article:
the only thing i don’t believe is that you occasionally savor the taste of mushrooms. for all the fun i know i’m about to have, i gag every single time. these things are disgusto extreme. i finally got over my laziness and made chocolates, which ended up being delicious. directions are online. don’t get the chocolate too hot or you’ll kill the good stuff.
On 2009-02-12 17:40:30, enstigator, commented on this article:
what? was there an oboe players convention in town?
On 2009-02-12 13:54:36, enstigator, commented on this article:
after a long day of huffing and puffing, it’s nice to find a place with automatic sliding doors and a/c. they even hooked him up with paper for his birdcages.
On 2009-02-11 16:19:10, enstigator, commented on this article:
take it easy guy. you’re not going to have anything left to fuck.
On 2009-02-11 16:16:53, enstigator, commented on this article:
are there really "followers" of harold bloom? sure, he’s a fun asshole to listen to rant, but you make it sound like he’s got a fan club with a monthly newsletter updating people on his canon list.
On 2009-02-11 16:10:48, enstigator, commented on this article:
i hate women’s lib as much as the next guy, but at least let the bitch take off her apron first.
On 2009-02-11 09:00:23, enstigator, commented on this article:
and i thought sudden death in nfl overtime wasn’t fair...
On 2009-02-09 14:58:36, enstigator, commented on this article:
his head is the clit of a poly-blend vagina
On 2009-02-06 13:41:05, enstigator, commented on this article:
date-r@pe starter kit
On 2009-02-05 08:20:04, enstigator, commented on this article:
i like how mr. easy peddler here put exhaust pipes on his bike. he probably puts smoke bombs in them when he wants to go really fast.
On 2009-02-04 13:18:39, enstigator, commented on this article:
it’s a boy. and another boy. and four girls. that’s a sextuplets stogie.
On 2009-02-03 17:18:08, enstigator, commented on this article:
finish her
On 2009-02-03 17:17:01, enstigator, commented on this article:
she should get with haverchuck from freaks and geeks
On 2009-02-03 12:45:14, enstigator, commented on this article:
you can’t see it but he’s riding a unicycle
On 2009-01-30 14:02:56, enstigator, commented on this article:
okay, let’s get real here... who the hell cares about clowns except clowns themselves? i mean, maaaaaaybe there’s a two-year window in a kid’s life, but even that is pushing it.
On 2009-01-30 13:12:57, enstigator, commented on this article:
first time high-waisted pants have looked good to me. and yeah, lose the hat!
On 2009-01-29 14:00:15, enstigator, commented on this article:
two guesses as to this pecker’s favorite fruit...
On 2009-01-29 10:42:37, enstigator, commented on this article:
he’s probably a sit-pisser
On 2009-01-29 07:46:32, enstigator, commented on this article:
like it’s straight out of a takashi miike film.
On 2009-01-29 07:44:50, enstigator, commented on this article:
this is what happened one time when a female acquaintance of mind didn’t know the chocolates people were passing around had ground-up mushrooms in them. she ate three and a half chocolates before one of her friends found out. you should have seen them trying to get her in the cab.
On 2009-01-28 22:36:32, enstigator, commented on this article:
where are you getting the white trash thing from? she never says that! in fact, she has a romantic view on west virginia-

“Lots of photographers decide to portray things as harsh and ugly,” Hannah tells us. “I don’t want to do that. I’d rather go to a place that might be rough and try to find beauty.”
On 2009-01-28 22:30:20, enstigator, commented on this article:
you probably like the american version of the office though, don’t you?
On 2009-01-28 21:09:41, enstigator, commented on this article:
i like these. i like these a lot. skin tones remind me of juergen teller. smooth and washed out. lovely!
On 2009-01-28 21:08:16, enstigator, commented on this article:
that was really good and way better than i expected actually
On 2009-01-28 21:06:27, enstigator, commented on this article:
this is one of the best articles i’ve read in a long long time. kudos, vice and mcpheeters, kudos.
On 2009-01-28 21:05:17, enstigator, commented on this article:
butt plugs work wonders i hear
On 2009-01-28 21:04:14, enstigator, commented on this article:
nice cargo shorts you hippie fuck