 | On 2008-11-11 13:59:10, elZaphod, commented on this article:
Hello new wallpaper! |
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| On 2008-11-11 13:56:15, elZaphod, commented on this article:
That would be a very fun use of my fifty dollars. |
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| On 2008-11-11 13:54:49, elZaphod, commented on this article:
Didn’t know if he should go as Sid Vicious or Kid N Play for Halloween, so he punted. |
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| On 2008-11-11 13:50:39, elZaphod, commented on this article:
Hmmm. A cute girl in black leggings. I guess I could try to come up with something snarky but why bother? Next. |
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| On 2008-11-11 13:47:32, elZaphod, commented on this article:
Looks like he just finished eating a raw liver without the use of his hands. That’s a true ukulele devotee for you- never stop the music. |
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| On 2008-11-11 13:47:13, elZaphod, commented on this article:
It that a hatchet wound in the center of his scalp? |
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| On 2008-11-11 13:41:34, elZaphod, commented on this article:
Looks like he slew a muppet and fashioned a jerkin of its pelt. |
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| On 2008-11-11 13:33:31, elZaphod, commented on this article:
I shudder to think aliens may be seeing this image someday, beamed through the depths of space, and thinking this is a typical human. |
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| On 2008-09-22 09:46:59, elZaphod, commented on this article:
Yeah! How dare that single rock star dare want to have sex? It’s so filthy. What are you people straight off the bus from Jesus Camp? He should be more ashamed of the blue paint. Looks like Jokey Smurf after dropping acid. |
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| On 2008-09-08 14:54:26, elZaphod, commented on this article:
Trick of the camera or what but I think the lady in black’s funbags morphed into a single hugetastic monoboob. |
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| On 2008-08-29 13:03:31, elZaphod, commented on this article:
But he had such nice things to say about you. Jeez, what an ingrate. |
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| On 2008-08-28 16:19:20, elZaphod, commented on this article:
Joo wanna make out wif me and my little sista? |
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| On 2008-08-12 08:42:13, elZaphod, commented on this article:
Looks like he got too hot and already removed 3 of the 9 layers of wool he was wearing. Is the ring on his right ring finger a piece of rainbow candy? But the man is clearly prepared for any fashion emergency, note the safety pin in his sweater. |
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| On 2008-08-08 15:07:21, elZaphod, commented on this article:
Actually the guy charges 5 bucks to have his photo taken with him. He provides you the jacket and you send a photo of your new boy toy home to piss off dear old dad. Like one of those Old Tyme western photo booths, you can choose your outfit. She wasn’t feeling overly adventurous, thus the pleather and lack of a faked black eye. |
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| On 2008-08-07 10:59:07, elZaphod, commented on this article:
Damn, here I thought I would be the first with a "That’s Mel from Flight of the Concords!" comment. Actually she looks like Mel after the dark realization that her obsession with the Kiwi duo was pathetic. From that point on her life becomes a whirlwind of sex, drugs, and quirky Devo-based tats. |
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