el guapo


is some dink from wherever that hasn't filled out his/her profile


COMMENTS BY EL GUAPO

On 2009-09-09 09:41:19, el guapo, commented on this article:
beat presser? is this a real person?
On 2009-09-09 09:38:26, el guapo, commented on this article:
hawaii 5-0, meet ghostbusters 5-y.o.
On 2009-09-02 15:25:51, el guapo, commented on this article:
"sure its funny, until you realize shes not breathing and you have to carry her to the hospital. "

carry her? good luck.
On 2009-09-02 15:24:45, el guapo, commented on this article:
"this guy is in a band called "the captains." "

great. but he looks more like a drum major.
On 2009-09-02 15:22:48, el guapo, commented on this article:
hahahahaha. my aunt bought me that tie one christmas. kenneth cole reaction. also, i think the guy in the middle is a failed wrestler.
On 2009-09-02 15:21:36, el guapo, commented on this article:
"Hmmm... I would’ve sworn this is the website of a fashion magazine, not a neo-nazi movement.

Never in my life have I seen a collection of such ignorant and blatant fascist remarks and that all because two skinny men of different skin color are making out.

This just perfectly shows what pathetic and puny minds inhabit the face of this planet and how the herd is so easily manipulated and controlled by religion."

seriously i’m laughing right now. you’ve never been to this site or read a vice magazine in your life have you? if so you’d know they’re probably the gayest (in the good sense of the word) mag out there other than all-gay mags. and no, it’s not a fucking fashion rag you dimwit. i probably shouldn’t have even responded to you but holier-than-thou people that have no idea what they’re talking about really piss me off.
On 2009-09-02 15:18:48, el guapo, commented on this article:
when will google alerts for shit like this become available?
On 2009-09-02 15:17:08, el guapo, commented on this article:
oh yeah! it looks like they’re playing air twister in the back.
On 2009-09-02 15:16:15, el guapo, commented on this article:
hold on. there are L trains that are this empty????
On 2009-09-02 15:15:36, el guapo, commented on this article:
she’s hot enough to almost make me wish i worked corporate just so i could fantasize about her being my secretary and having to earn her job.
On 2009-09-02 15:14:07, el guapo, commented on this article:
"Nothing against slightly androgynous people but this guy must be in love with himself, what other kind of person takes this kind of pictures of themselves?"

um, everyone ever in the history of myspace?
On 2009-09-02 15:13:26, el guapo, commented on this article:
i kind of wish they were all from the same angle so i could make an animated gif from them.
On 2009-09-02 15:12:37, el guapo, commented on this article:
they both like to sign gospel though. i’ve seen it.
On 2009-09-02 15:11:51, el guapo, commented on this article:
you must be this white to ride.
On 2009-09-02 15:10:57, el guapo, commented on this article:
oh yeah. she has the mittens with open palm backs. she definitely takes it up the butt.
On 2009-09-02 15:09:11, el guapo, commented on this article:
i don’t have a crack in my sack but sometimes it feels like i have a separate pebble in one that i think was from a childhood kick to the nads.
On 2009-09-02 15:07:45, el guapo, commented on this article:
are you all gay? this girl is incredible!
On 2009-09-02 15:07:06, el guapo, commented on this article:
they look like asshole but i bet they could suck your dick so hard you’d blow a blood vessel.
On 2009-09-02 15:06:21, el guapo, commented on this article:
"she’s a hottie! don’t even need to see her front side..."

um, no. even her clothes don’t want to be there.
On 2009-09-02 15:05:02, el guapo, commented on this article:
"Nice Jordan VIIIs on the left too btw"

damn son. nice spot! i wouldn’t have noticed. i hated those when they came out but they look better today than 1993 or whenever it was.
On 2009-09-02 15:03:59, el guapo, commented on this article:
if i’d started scrolling from the bottom up it would have been ever scarier.
On 2009-09-02 15:02:36, el guapo, commented on this article:
my theory: inverted fart sucked it all up her ass
On 2009-09-02 15:02:01, el guapo, commented on this article:
poofy shirt sighting!
On 2009-09-02 15:00:42, el guapo, commented on this article:
what the fuck is going on with that ghost scare crow in the background?
On 2009-09-02 14:59:57, el guapo, commented on this article:
maybe my children will have dual citizenship after all.
On 2009-09-02 14:58:48, el guapo, commented on this article:
the thing about ganglians is yeah, they incorporate beach boys melodies like a million other people do but no one will do it like the beach boys did.
On 2009-09-02 14:57:51, el guapo, commented on this article:
looks like old dude had a horrible fart-light accident.
On 2009-09-02 14:54:07, el guapo, commented on this article:
this would turn me into the biggest reader in the world. no point in dealing with the beauracracy just to take a walk.
On 2009-09-02 14:53:03, el guapo, commented on this article:
probably still rocks the am radio in his pickup.
On 2009-09-02 14:52:21, el guapo, commented on this article:
you can probably get stds just from smelling one of her farts.
On 2009-08-28 14:01:41, el guapo, commented on this article:
i love her. still hasn’t changed her jacket. love ya, babe.

sincerely,
the pink spunker
On 2009-08-26 07:57:33, el guapo, commented on this article:
i hear this dude gives amaaaaaaazing blowjobs. only a hint of tooth.
On 2009-08-25 09:47:04, el guapo, commented on this article:
am i the only one ready for summer to be over so i don’t have to see toes everywhere i fucking look? went into manhattan saturday and on the train were so many toes (and lots of man toes) i almost got sick. no kidding. one dude had this nasty-ass callous on his big toe that was green. looked like a rotten dragon booger.
On 2009-08-24 12:24:49, el guapo, commented on this article:
is that a reference to the episode of stella?
On 2009-08-24 09:43:44, el guapo, commented on this article:
i can’t tell if she just got back from church or a tweety convention.
On 2009-08-21 10:22:54, el guapo, commented on this article:
if i was a cop i would definitely consider that something might not be right with a lanky guy like hamilton moping around looking like a zombie in the park. circle the block and hope he’s gone when you get back. if not, time for a chat.
On 2009-08-21 10:20:57, el guapo, commented on this article:
when did black dudes get so into comics? i swear there’s an epidemic of late.
On 2009-06-25 15:53:18, el guapo, commented on this article:
did you know the pawnshop emblem you see everywhere came from the medicis? i didn’t either until i just looked it up.
On 2009-06-25 15:35:05, el guapo, commented on this article:
so asher. are you going to do a runway show. would you let other guys model your creations or would you change into every piece yourself?
On 2009-06-25 15:11:53, el guapo, commented on this article:
i didn’t know parents were claiming their kids’ social pages. that is fucking creepy. i’d question the parents’ sanity for wanting to claim them as well as their thinking that current social sites will still be in use then. we saw what happened to myspace and friendster.
On 2009-06-25 14:17:16, el guapo, commented on this article:
seems like watches are the universal pawnshop presence. i wish guys still went around in trench coats with watches hanging from the inside for sell. was that ever for real or only in cartoons. i found out that chalklines on dead bodies aren’t real and now i question everything. EVERYTHING!
On 2009-06-23 16:03:44, el guapo, commented on this article:
i saw the s logo on my street yesterday in dried concrete. oh the kids, they love their s logos.
On 2009-06-23 16:00:38, el guapo, commented on this article:
jail is not a place you want to be if you’re a reader. in some ways it’s great. unlimited reading time. other ways, not so great. first of all, the whole censorship thing which is a bitch not to mention half the good rags have already been used for shiv armor.
On 2009-06-23 15:57:46, el guapo, commented on this article:
remote control dogs would be incredible. whoever made the roomba should aspire to making this a reality. i could turn my dog off when i leave the house so she doesn’t surprise me with vomit and chewed up sofa corners.
On 2009-06-23 15:54:58, el guapo, commented on this article:
i loved in fitzcarraldo when the crew wanted to have a mutiny and he was all "fuck no you aren’t having a mutiny, get your asses back to work" even to the huge guy. you would have obeyed too if you saw klaus kinski’s eyes that wide.
On 2009-06-23 15:52:50, el guapo, commented on this article:
racquetball, sushi, cigars, and suits. there’s no question of which is better. give me the yup!
On 2009-06-23 15:51:00, el guapo, commented on this article:
it looks like a gloworm with a candy coated shell.
On 2009-06-23 15:49:47, el guapo, commented on this article:
holy shit is this guy a badass. if there was a country full of guys like him no one would dare fuck with them, fake missiles or no fake missiles.
On 2009-06-23 15:39:14, el guapo, commented on this article:
you can never read too much hemingway. well, if it made you go to vietnam then maybe you can.
On 2009-06-23 15:37:15, el guapo, commented on this article:
buy one, get the second with half the legs off.
On 2009-06-23 15:35:46, el guapo, commented on this article:
she’d be okay if i could take off her glasses and the look on her face.
On 2009-03-16 17:35:18, el guapo, commented on this article:
she looks more like eyeore to me. a fat, smoking, female eyeore.

on a side note, i watched the magnificent seven last night and it turns out it’s just like the three amigos! i look better than that guy though.
On 2009-02-13 12:39:08, el guapo, commented on this article:
now that’s seven layers i wouldn’t mind dipping into
On 2009-02-11 19:26:42, el guapo, commented on this article:
crocodile dun-did
On 2009-02-11 18:48:34, el guapo, commented on this article:
looks like rosie o’donnell’s diet is really shaving off the el-bees.
On 2009-02-11 18:45:31, el guapo, commented on this article:
at least mark wahlberg did it on a rollercoaster. chivalry really has died hasn’t it?
On 2009-02-10 14:45:54, el guapo, commented on this article:
man they have camelbaks for everything now.
On 2009-02-10 14:43:52, el guapo, commented on this article:
foster’s, australian for queer.
On 2009-02-10 14:17:12, el guapo, commented on this article:
just add palmolive and you can get even the most difficult food particles off that casserole
On 2009-02-10 14:10:03, el guapo, commented on this article:
he used to have a baseball card in the spokes but he traded it for a new rosary.
On 2009-02-03 17:34:01, el guapo, commented on this article:
she needs to lay off the chewing on rocks
On 2009-02-03 17:32:06, el guapo, commented on this article:
you think anyone has discovered her secret warp zones yet?
On 2009-02-02 13:47:30, el guapo, commented on this article:
why is there such a stigma with ass plugs?
On 2009-01-29 15:24:08, el guapo, commented on this article:
the band pink mountaintops is named after this guy’s nipples
On 2009-01-28 13:55:26, el guapo, commented on this article:
the slightly rolled sleeves gave me extra boner juice
On 2009-01-27 13:09:32, el guapo, commented on this article:
it’s sad, but some people just can’t stop living in the past.
On 2009-01-23 12:12:43, el guapo, commented on this article:
when i see fuckers like this i always wonder what they tell their hair stylist or barber or whatever. "okay, i’m going for a newborn raccoon look. and throw a little afterbirth on there for added texture."
On 2009-01-19 08:35:31, el guapo, commented on this article:
nice. this guy is good. any chance you could post an mp3? prefererably "weed demon" or "so bored."
On 2009-01-19 08:32:17, el guapo, commented on this article:
so you’re telling me that cargo pants come back in the future? yuck.
On 2009-01-16 11:14:32, el guapo, commented on this article:
i agree. who is into ’massive ass gapes?’ when i come across a porn thumbnail of a girl holding her asshole open wider than the head of baseball bat i want to swear off porn forever. of course that never works.
On 2009-01-15 14:06:04, el guapo, commented on this article:
obviously you have to get alice glass shithoused to wear something so unbecoming in public.
On 2009-01-15 12:19:29, el guapo, commented on this article:
the stephen elliot fellow should be the one teaching these courses.
On 2009-01-15 12:10:05, el guapo, commented on this article:
her tits are flatter than fort sumter after the union assault
On 2009-01-15 12:05:57, el guapo, commented on this article:
his minivan has red, white, and green tassles hanging in the front window and an airbrushed portrait of selena on the spare tire cover.
On 2009-01-14 13:26:53, el guapo, commented on this article:
i thought cameras weren’t allowed at the obama election celebration
On 2009-01-12 14:31:57, el guapo, commented on this article:
rag him if you want, but he has quite an impressive scented candle collection.
On 2009-01-09 12:22:42, el guapo, commented on this article:
this is the best thing janeane garofalo’s been in since "the truth about cats and dogs"
On 2009-01-07 11:06:01, el guapo, commented on this article:
p.s. - the two longhairs remind me of my dear friend, jeffe, may he rest in peace. he bought me this wonderful sweater and a plethora of piñatas.
On 2009-01-07 11:03:53, el guapo, commented on this article:
god, when will this overuse of "ironic" end? it fucking boggles my mind. can’t a guy just be lazy and no feel like shaving. christ, people, add some to the ol’ vocabulary.
On 2009-01-07 11:01:41, el guapo, commented on this article:
looks like he’s hovering about an inch off the ground
On 2009-01-05 11:46:38, el guapo, commented on this article:
you must really like this woman to let her read her own poem. the other writers are probably either laughing their asses off or mad as hell that they got stuck with chumps like drunky or the whole foods lady.