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COMMENTS BY DUCK DUCK GOOSE

On 2009-11-16 18:15:45, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
treason? ha. did you read the article? the federal government broke the law here, not him.
On 2009-11-16 18:14:26, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
he must not be into the life of crime.
On 2009-11-16 18:12:46, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
only retards and assholes put things that shouldn’t be in urinals in them. remember, someone has to clean those and more often than not it’s the same person you were buddy-buddy with that just gave you your last round for free.
On 2009-11-16 18:10:15, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
you same people would probably be the ones to have these "illegals" for nannies if you were rich.
On 2009-11-16 18:09:19, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
he’s got a beeker mouth. meep.
On 2009-11-16 18:08:41, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
this is what terri shaivo coma-dreamed of
On 2009-11-16 18:07:44, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
and the line between london and silverlake continues to diminish.
On 2009-11-05 14:16:51, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
looks like they are about to test the mary poppins power of that umbrella. i’m betting against lift off.
On 2009-10-29 17:03:55, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
she’s like a fat, pantless, asian chipmunk. getting chased by a bear.
On 2009-10-29 16:47:10, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
do those glasses do anything? they’re slivers.
On 2009-10-29 16:44:51, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
a good time? this looks like everything that my mother warned me about and even back then i didn’t question her logic.
On 2009-10-29 16:43:35, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
hot chubby thighs. they make nice noises in the sack.
On 2009-10-29 16:21:04, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
together is the only way they go, baby.
On 2009-10-29 16:20:25, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
"Vice is like a bad fart"

your own bad fart or someone else’s?
On 2009-10-29 16:19:29, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
child udders.
On 2009-10-29 16:16:27, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
so glad i came back for another look. i can’t put a finger on what it is about her but goddamn...
On 2009-10-29 16:15:56, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
just wait until the mollusk comes out. that’s going to really blow some minds.
On 2009-10-29 16:14:15, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
"just placed that dude... he looks like the guy who played doakes on dexter."

aaaaaaaaahahahahaha
On 2009-10-29 16:10:00, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
it has two wheels and a motor. hence, motorbike.
On 2009-10-29 09:18:37, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
i think if all others were taken out of th equation, asian countries could still make canon, nikon, panasonic, and leica profitable companies.
On 2009-10-29 09:06:15, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
lady’s hair has a navel. odd.
On 2009-10-28 12:47:02, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
it cracks me up to see woody harrelson on a horse. kiefer sutherland i can understand, but woody not so much. i mean, the guy grows pot and played a character with his own name on cheers.
On 2009-10-28 12:46:06, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
i hope for his sake his dick is stiffer than his belt is loose.
On 2009-10-27 12:02:16, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
i don’t know when or where this is but i’m glad i’ve never experienced it firsthand.
On 2009-10-27 12:00:38, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
"The Road Ahead is now in the rear view mirror. "

Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.
On 2009-09-24 13:06:07, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
yeah, we know.
On 2009-09-24 13:05:18, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
lesbians, black men, and italian tourists.
On 2009-09-24 13:04:12, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
"up, up, and away!" says my penis.
On 2009-09-24 13:03:37, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
how did you get to this website, mrs. murphee? i must know.
On 2009-09-24 13:02:40, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
out of the way, fuckwad, i have a cute korean girl with weird third-knuckle rings to chat with.
On 2009-09-24 13:01:55, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
"needs to do squats."

NO! girls aren’t supposed to be muscular. this is just about perfect.
On 2009-09-24 12:59:14, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
he disgusts me yet intrigues me
On 2009-09-24 12:58:13, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
her belly button is seriously crooked.
On 2009-09-24 12:56:49, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
it’s like fucking beatnik preschool these days in williamsburg.
On 2009-09-24 12:55:46, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
lumpy girls give the best blowskies.
On 2009-09-24 12:54:35, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
"Over the Edge was released on VHS in the eighties. Get your facts straight."

amazon.com:

VHS Release Date: January 13, 1993
On 2009-09-24 12:52:00, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
missing culkin sister?
On 2009-09-24 12:50:43, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
by the word "slag" i can tell you are british. this girl would trump 99% of the girls i saw on my trip to london.
On 2009-09-24 12:50:07, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
why does his junk look like a soft taco?
On 2009-09-24 12:48:51, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
i’m praying that a mta bus has brake failure.
On 2009-09-24 12:47:52, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
fuckable? maybe if she roofied me.
On 2009-09-24 12:06:09, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
isn’t it strange that the car parked in the red light district has a christian fish emblem on it?
On 2009-09-14 09:53:31, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
what’s faggy about fact?
On 2009-09-11 18:25:31, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
kind of surprised a bum didn’t make off with his shoes
On 2009-09-11 18:07:29, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
150 to GET eaten out? hmm....
On 2009-09-11 18:05:36, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
i just finished the second season and have had fire walk with me for a year. waiting. waiting. waiting. then i finish peaks and heard three horrible reviews in a week of fwwm. it’s not all that bad, huh?
On 2009-09-11 18:03:29, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
all this made me think of party down! if you haven’t seen that show, drop whatever you’re doing and watch it.
On 2009-09-11 18:00:48, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
so you’re telling me god throws lightning bolts and the devil shoots lasers? i may have to reconsider things.
On 2009-09-08 16:10:04, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
i bet he got hung up and then had thirty bullet holes within a matter of minutes.
On 2009-09-08 16:09:00, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
it looks like spy hunter was trying to lose someone on his nose.
On 2009-09-08 16:01:38, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
hey, squirrels can waterski and play basketball. why not drums?
On 2009-09-08 15:58:58, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
well slap me naked and steal my clothes, we’re back to numbered reviews instead of smiley/pukey faces.
On 2009-08-31 15:47:36, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
i guess it takes the whitest black guy ever to get into the silver bullet.
On 2009-08-31 15:45:51, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
there’s something so endearing about girls that smile so hard their eyes close.
On 2009-08-31 15:44:36, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
oh shit i thought she had fangs at first.
On 2009-08-31 15:43:31, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
this is who should have dj’ed the derelicte party for mugatu.
On 2009-08-31 15:42:15, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
what kind of gnarled grip is she using on the heinekin?
On 2009-08-31 15:41:19, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
easy to see why she covered her tits. they’re cockeyed as a praying mantis’.
On 2009-08-31 15:39:52, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
he looks like a failed musician turned failed magician
On 2009-08-31 15:39:08, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
looks like the lady tattooed on her arm took a giant shit that got stuck on her elbow
On 2009-08-31 15:38:14, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
he does have a canadian look to him. or the mountain west area. yeah, that’s it. pseudo-hippie from colorado.
On 2009-08-31 15:37:25, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
fuck you, chubbs. if this girl is hateable then i hate you.
On 2009-08-25 10:48:02, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
george washington wasn’t left handed!
On 2009-08-21 10:12:40, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
can you disclose the name of the polish place so i make sure i never go there?
On 2009-08-18 14:40:51, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
after two minutes i still can’t figure out what the man on the canadian stamp is supposed to be doing.
On 2009-08-17 09:23:36, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
easy, tiger? it’s the title of an article in vice magazine. this isn’t a current affair. they play on words.
On 2009-08-17 08:13:56, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
why on earth is the new master of the universe conversing with that dildo?
On 2009-07-30 09:41:09, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
niiice. looks echoey!
On 2009-07-28 16:45:57, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
this is enough to embarrass a tiger and they have thick skin.
On 2009-07-28 16:45:00, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
kneehighs in a pile of filth
On 2009-07-28 16:19:52, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
the aliens are getting lazy making their costumes. the last one is barely hiding at all.
On 2009-07-28 15:29:10, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
all this secret agent stuff and none of naked girls? what kind of secret agents are they?
On 2009-07-27 12:08:11, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
that totally happened naturally. six bullet grazings and a few arts and crafts accidents.
On 2009-07-23 10:12:50, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
i love boobs. belts are pretty cool too i guess.
On 2009-07-22 13:17:56, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
it’s a drumstick! i thought she had a shoe plunger or something.
On 2009-07-08 10:28:42, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
is 100k supposed to look like look? i think i figured this mystery out.
On 2009-07-08 10:27:55, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
these are good but not as good as last month’s cover but that’s why it was the cover i suppose. more action shots, dana!!
On 2009-07-01 16:17:09, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
she really liked her hair wraps and decided to extend them to her whole body.
On 2009-07-01 16:16:14, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
id like a transcription of what’s running through the old guy’s head during this.
On 2009-07-01 16:15:06, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
i hope it was her in disguise.
On 2009-07-01 16:13:31, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
how about a wu tang cookbook? enter the 36 recipes?
On 2009-07-01 16:10:41, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
oh man this guy lives on the edge. boiling pots of gasoline is not something to trifle with.
On 2009-07-01 13:31:08, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
why did you put yourself through this? it sounds agonizing.
On 2009-07-01 13:19:53, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
it’s too bad you can’t have the independence of a place like this with the conveniences of a city.
On 2009-07-01 13:14:36, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
congrats my man. your balls are having the time of their little hairy lives.
On 2009-06-11 08:11:30, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
...if harmony korine remade willy wonka and the chocolate factory.
On 2009-06-08 12:19:54, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
hmm. party gauntlet eh? like ultimate warrior but with partying challenges. this could be good.
On 2009-06-08 12:18:31, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
good thing he’s in europe. around these parts there are stiff penalties for the impersonation of a female body inspector.
On 2009-06-03 12:06:21, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
last time i saw pants that gay was at a cirque de soleil afterparty. even the midget in the tutu scoffed at them.
On 2009-06-03 09:22:43, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
i think it’s a sign of a successful transexual when you look like a woman that has been taking lots of steroids.
On 2009-06-03 09:17:16, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
i’m normally anti-large glasses too but when your hair looks like rehydrated astronaut ice cream it kind of works wonderfully.
On 2009-05-27 11:00:40, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
it’s like he was putting on blackface and it literally blew up in his face.
On 2009-05-26 11:25:27, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
where do you get a tranny minnie mouse shirt? screw the guy on the right but minnie guy can hang all day long.
On 2009-05-26 11:24:15, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
here we have the number one change-loser on earth.
On 2009-05-14 10:45:25, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
it’s a good thing american football isn’t big in england because they’d have to make some crazy ass mouthpieces.
On 2009-05-13 08:40:11, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
instead of a double chin she has double eye bags
On 2009-05-12 14:20:40, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
first thing i thought when i saw this pic - the farting preacher.
On 2009-05-12 14:19:23, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
why does the road hang down farther than the rest of the scene? you see that?
On 2009-05-11 13:37:52, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
partial decapitation - damn... instead of going all the way they left him looking like a human pez dispenser. that might be worse.
On 2009-05-11 12:01:33, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
are those optical illusion pants. i feel like if i was wearing 3d glasses i’d have ass wrapping around my face.
On 2009-05-11 11:58:02, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
if you substitute tennis rackets this is what me and my friends looked like at 7.
On 2009-05-11 10:55:40, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
that must be where robin hood and his merry men go to get merry after a long day of stealing from the rich.
On 2009-05-08 16:14:54, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
i dont know about 500 miles but i’d walk a couple to hang with this geek full of charm and fart jokes.
On 2009-05-08 16:12:55, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
rascals are always driven by the least rascally people on the planet. they need to rename it. maybe the sloth would be more fitting.
On 2009-05-08 16:10:20, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
there’s a very thin line between grinding and patting someone down
On 2009-05-08 16:09:15, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
it looks like a body just discovered after the frozen pond thawed in spring
On 2009-05-08 16:07:18, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
it’s rollie fingers long lost friend edgar elbows.
On 2009-05-08 16:05:48, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
i think i can just make out the ghost of herpes past escaping. time to bounce dude.
On 2009-05-08 16:03:55, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
can someone retouch the girl on the right while i normal touch the girl on the left?
On 2009-05-08 16:03:05, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
white people and woodwinds should never mix
On 2009-05-08 16:02:11, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
that guy looks like a full-size version of cole alexander
On 2009-05-08 16:00:06, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
can i mail order her? god bless...
On 2009-05-08 15:58:43, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
this looks like the restaurant in the commercial where the guy is dressed up like a pirate and singing about making sure you have car insurance. i guess they have another dude that dresses up as evil knievel.
On 2009-05-08 15:57:12, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
if she’s trying to induce the retreat of penises then she’s doing a hell of a job
On 2009-05-08 15:54:40, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
for such a small difference in this and barefoot there is a huge difference in this and barefoot
On 2009-05-04 13:16:09, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
twix are only caramel chocolate and cookie. what does it lack? my creamy nougat filling.
On 2009-05-04 13:14:05, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
i think he popped his shriner cherry
On 2009-04-28 15:22:40, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
soon all our grown food and lot of our meat will be genetically altered. we should warm to the idea because there’s no stopping it now. those of you that are scared by this should consider that if global warming continues, we will have to use genetically altered crops in order for them to grow at all.
On 2009-04-28 15:20:41, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
fuck. yeah, that is fucked up. i’d stay away too.
On 2009-04-28 15:19:16, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
i would love to see his stuff done in full animation. i think it would look even better in motion. it might push sensory overload but it would be worth it.
On 2009-04-15 12:35:10, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
heh. you are also using someone else’s dick, so you should probably rethink your theory.
On 2009-04-14 12:17:37, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
oh man... a friend sent me one of his videos last week. it was incredible! i’m pretty sure it was him. if not, someone that copied him. it was four people all hooked up to the same electrodes and synced with music.
On 2009-04-09 12:44:51, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
how do guys like this decide what to shave and what to leave hairy? like i guess it’s okay to shave your chest but once to go to the legs it becomes gay? that’s dumb.
On 2009-04-08 14:19:30, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
it’s reassuring knowing that european patriotism is sometimes as bad as american. we may be skankier but we look tougher. these guys couldn’t bayonet someone through the heart if their sneaker collections depended on it.
On 2009-04-07 17:11:55, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
unless his dick is crookeder than his collar there’s no way he’s getting a blowjob. probably someone sitting in a chair in front of him.
On 2009-04-07 15:25:07, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
for a few years grace jones and mike tyson had the same haircut and during those years she was much scarier than he was, give or take a robin givens.
On 2009-04-06 19:02:52, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
nice series. i would have liked to see an electric eel or three but who am i to complain. nice pics.
On 2009-04-06 14:05:39, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
damn you and your carefully placed leg arm. viva la wardrobe malfunction!
On 2009-04-06 09:27:53, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
one day african garb and medical scrubs are going to become one.
On 2009-04-03 11:08:58, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
once he breaks out with the harmonics and hammering you’ll see why marnie sterns pop ain’t no joke.
On 2009-04-02 13:14:16, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
silhouette magic is the best kind. you need a stew of pretty girl spit and donkey pubes and and external flash.
On 2009-04-01 15:00:30, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
at least he’s by the vent. he’s airing out. i guess the balls have already been taken care of. i hope so anyway.
On 2009-04-01 14:58:46, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
not bad, but now i want to see the plaid girl replicate this move with chopsticks and a dab of wasabi.
On 2009-03-30 17:41:25, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
the star is the same size as the sticker stars i used to get on my tests when i got a 90 or higher. hahahaha
On 2009-03-30 12:33:19, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
the juxtaposition of camoflauge and rainbow fur is so fucking random i’d almost give him the benefit of the doubt if he didn’t look like such a complete and utter waste of oxygen. i supposed suburbs need grocery story workers.
On 2009-03-27 10:20:40, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
these aren’t boomers. if anything, they’re the people that boomed the boomers.
On 2009-03-27 08:57:22, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
if assvertisements ever do come into vogue this lady’s sitting on a lot of prime real estate.
On 2009-03-27 08:55:54, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
this is one of those people that signs up for women’s softball and the other teams want to check and make sure they aren’t getting cheated.
On 2009-03-27 08:54:31, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
waitin’ on that midnight train to georgia. the one that used to be part of the soviet union.
On 2009-03-27 08:52:36, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
isn’t is painfully obvious she’s a summer girl stuck in winter? hang in there sweetcheeks, it’ll be back before you know it.
On 2009-03-25 11:49:24, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
overall not great, but i’d love to assist her boobs in escaping mammary prison. the look like they have a nice consistency. like jello if you left it out for a couple days.
On 2009-03-20 16:42:44, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
she’s kinda goofy looking, but still crazy enough looking that you could see her pulling up the bandanna and holding up a convenience store with a banana in her hoodie pocket.
On 2009-03-20 12:22:40, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
i’d have to hold my grandfather back from showing this turd other uses for a belt. how does he walk?
On 2009-03-19 13:06:43, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
that’s the cowlick to beat all cowlicks. fuck, you could almost surf of it.
On 2009-03-19 09:01:28, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
how could you not mention that tim runs tiny vices? such a great website.
On 2009-03-19 08:59:17, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
everyone looks like shit, but i want to see the rest of the striped leg girl. she has the beginnings of magic.
On 2009-03-16 13:07:20, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
hmm, i don’t know. the slumdog millionaire chick gave me the biggest movie crush since natalie portman in the professional and before you go and say that’s gross, i was the same age she was when it came out so it’s cool.
On 2009-03-16 10:18:54, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
she should have resisted the fringe. it makes it look like a giant fart blew her pants apart.
On 2009-03-13 13:02:33, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
from the look of this he’s not gonna be fucking that very much longer.
On 2009-03-12 18:41:35, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
if i was a dog i would want to be a gay man’s dog. they got it made.
On 2009-03-12 18:40:09, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
these are the kind of fuckwits that go pub golfing with the scoresheets for drinking different shit at each bar. yes, they exist. an old coworker asked me to one once.
On 2009-03-12 18:37:23, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
what i wouldn’t give to see that in bonnie raitt jeans circa "let’s give em something to talk about." a sight for sore eyes.
On 2009-03-12 17:32:32, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
guile has so many kids all over the world one loser out of the bunch is only a kink in his rippling armor. you realize how many foreign snatches he’s been inside? there are a lot of us army bases and when you have an f-16 fighter at your disposal you can fuck a slut in bangkok at lunch and still make it to baja in time for your siesta with maria. the g forces at take off mean his wiener doesn’t even get sore.
On 2009-03-11 11:50:55, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
ladies in africa can carry a days worth of water back to the village balanced on their heads and this guy has to use a record to hold a single bird? that’s embarrassing man.
On 2009-03-09 10:48:57, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
i like how dude is wearing an acorn top for a hat. or maybe it’s a helmet? hmm.. either way, nice touch. i think a condom would be a good sleeping bag for the elves too.
On 2009-02-27 11:12:12, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
talk about fashion forward, dude’s wearing his cargo vest on the outside of his fur coat, which is so weird it’s boggling my mind. i don’t know why it’s more out there than wearing your undies on the outside, but it is. definitely one of those light-bulb-turning-on-over-his-head moments.
On 2009-02-24 17:42:50, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
the roof of the un? please, he’d be lucky to find the roof of his mouth.
On 2009-02-19 16:43:20, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
i don’t know about that. when i eat beans, they come out all smooth-like. like shitpaste. it’s almost like they get refried in my stomach, cause that’s what it looks like upon exit.
On 2009-02-19 16:34:52, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
did you raid nan goldin’s secret stash to get this?
On 2009-02-19 15:50:42, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
no, it is drugs. he’s coke and she’s black tar heroine.
On 2009-02-19 15:35:01, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
at least he gave up smoking. cigarettes, anyways.
On 2009-02-19 15:08:21, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
can’t a guy enjoy a hash and sambucca buzz anymore without getting berated?
On 2009-02-19 15:06:18, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
just in case you missed out on the mr. wonderful series in the
times:
www.nytimes.com/2008/02/16/magazine/funnypagesClowes
.html
On 2009-02-19 15:04:42, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
there aren’t many opportunities for plush seat covers, but when you have the wind and the odor of donkey shit rushing through your hair, it’s easy to forget about piddling things like that.
On 2009-02-18 11:07:57, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
i hope the guru keeps all the cut peckers in formaldehyde jars with blacklights and shit, like a little museum of sorts.i hope the guru keeps all the cut peckers in formaldehyde jars with blacklights and shit, like a little museum of sorts.
On 2009-02-17 10:46:08, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
best show on vbs in a long time. i laughed, i felt bad but didn’t cry, and i laughed a lot more. that shit is insane.
On 2009-02-17 09:56:38, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
the ability of japanese people to live in confined spaces amazes the hell out of me. have you seen those "hotels" that are like the matrix incubation pods? it’s pretty much living in a cocoon.
On 2009-02-12 12:05:51, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
the straw makes it classy. it also works for stirring in the jolly rancher.
On 2009-02-12 11:56:15, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
what happened to porn sites? now they have nakedness on the "you must be 18 to enter" page? i don’t see any middle school boys getting there and deciding that maybe seeing a girl getting impaled on a broom handle isn’t in his best interest.
On 2009-02-11 15:46:45, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
okay, i’ll admit it, the porn rangers thing had me fooled for a minute or two, but if you made it through that entire thing and still thought it was real you should question your sanity.
On 2009-02-10 16:23:09, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
her nipples squirt powdered brown sugar. you should try some on your chai latte. deelish.
On 2009-02-10 16:02:19, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
i didn’t know bugle boy made denim vests that big
On 2009-02-09 13:45:35, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
so the chinese government is so paranoid they are worried that a bunch of meditators are going to rise up against them? haha. what a fucking joke. first google, now meditation. nice job, china. now give us some fucking pandas.
On 2009-02-09 13:32:59, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
at least he’s protecting his eyes from those harmful underground uv rays.
On 2009-02-03 17:41:42, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
justin bailey
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On 2009-01-30 10:14:13, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
just like a white guy to wear a scarf in hell
On 2009-01-30 09:09:41, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
this is a keeper. it makes me happy that they aren’t afraid to wank around one another. the secret wank is never a good one. trying to be quiet, and listening through the door for foot traffic makes it tough to get in "the zone."
On 2009-01-30 09:05:35, duck duck goose, commented on this article:
sleeper just started dreaming of chitlins and cocoa butter