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COMMENTS BY DINGO DICK

On 2009-11-18 13:21:00, dingo dick, commented on this article:
is it racist if i think most asian girls look like the grudge ghost? i think not.
On 2009-10-07 14:39:54, dingo dick, commented on this article:
god, entertainment centers are like the dinosaurs of the late 80s.
On 2009-10-07 14:38:06, dingo dick, commented on this article:
the guy vomming black is the best. projectile is how i like my puke.
On 2009-10-07 14:36:26, dingo dick, commented on this article:
there’s a beer simply called "castle?" weird. i only thought there was newcastle.
On 2009-10-07 14:35:32, dingo dick, commented on this article:
knoxville, tn has a street named gay street that is, in fact, fairly gay.
On 2009-10-07 14:33:27, dingo dick, commented on this article:
damn, looking spiffy. what is the color card though?
On 2009-10-06 15:26:59, dingo dick, commented on this article:
that shit’s easy. try taking the combination seat cushion/floatation device. that’s a real challenge.
On 2009-10-02 17:14:38, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i think the scientific studies into "do black men like fat white women from an early age?" can be closed.
On 2009-10-02 17:12:40, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i wouldn’t touch this girl with my penis on the end of a ten foot pole even if my penis wasn’t mine.
On 2009-09-23 08:53:36, dingo dick, commented on this article:
either or, you know it could suck a mean dick.
On 2009-09-17 10:53:35, dingo dick, commented on this article:
if she wants, i can add some splatter to that pollack-inspired design.
On 2009-09-16 15:06:52, dingo dick, commented on this article:
natasha become mc esher. i can see that.
On 2009-09-09 12:01:19, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i’ve never been so against letting your freak flag fly.
On 2009-09-09 11:34:40, dingo dick, commented on this article:
sometimes when i see kids this cool at this young an age it makes me think back to the coca-cola rugby shirts i was wearing and i secretly wish stunted growth and scarring acne upon them.
On 2009-09-08 15:37:35, dingo dick, commented on this article:
never was much for cate blanchett but the girl on the left makes my sperm start cross training.
On 2009-09-01 14:09:36, dingo dick, commented on this article:
unfortunately, my nanna didn’t wear anything up to this level. more shiny shit and hairspray and then we’ll talk.
On 2009-08-31 12:50:18, dingo dick, commented on this article:
definitely gay. three lines and seven tracks in they’d be eating asshole and talking about which color stain they wanted to get for their antique secretary.
On 2009-08-26 12:52:56, dingo dick, commented on this article:
summer brings out the best in hot girls and the worst in fat girls. thank god there are 30 hotties in bikinis on the other side of the vip barrier.
On 2009-08-25 15:46:38, dingo dick, commented on this article:
lots of memories and many more deviated septums. they needed a plastic surgeon on staff fulltime to take care of them all.
On 2009-08-25 15:38:54, dingo dick, commented on this article:
ET’s been giving prostate exams. bloody ones.
On 2009-08-25 15:36:15, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i love boobs like that that point directly ahead. they are the only ones that should be called headlights. most point to the side. those are headlights, those are turn signals.
On 2009-08-25 15:34:48, dingo dick, commented on this article:
must be in the uk. trainers... <shudder>
On 2009-08-17 12:08:48, dingo dick, commented on this article:
he’s going to have back problems.
On 2009-08-17 11:09:32, dingo dick, commented on this article:
a communist beekeeper. that is mind-boggling.
On 2009-08-17 10:54:14, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i want to be blessed by this great man.
On 2009-08-05 10:56:49, dingo dick, commented on this article:
go for it, dude. if women can breastfeed in public we should be able to clean the pipes in public as well and when you consider he’s doing it in his own car it’s a better alternative that getting jizz remnants on a public toilet seat that one of us is going to sit on, not realizing some guy’s swimmers are slowly drowning on oxygen under our ass.
On 2009-07-09 11:48:52, dingo dick, commented on this article:
he is playing air guitar on a guitar made of air at an ac/dc show. that is a trifecta of full-on shit-that-makes-me-want-to-vomit.
On 2009-07-09 11:46:19, dingo dick, commented on this article:
been there, done that, had the visits from security, jumped in the pool from the second floor window, got kicked out, slept in car.
On 2009-07-06 09:17:51, dingo dick, commented on this article:
is there more of a true fashion staple than skinny white girls dressed all in black? i don’t think there is.
On 2009-07-06 09:16:33, dingo dick, commented on this article:
for her it must always look slightly overcast.
On 2009-06-25 14:12:59, dingo dick, commented on this article:
the secret musician bullshit has gone far enough. i didn’t think indie guys would go the way of douchey djs but the time has come. arghhhhhhh.
On 2009-06-18 16:37:47, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i don’t know what to think about this. who would pick up a guy with an "la or bust" sign? then again, who would take a ride with someone going to coachella?
On 2009-06-18 16:17:20, dingo dick, commented on this article:
okay. can we drop the ---- called. he wants his ------ back jokes? please. i’m begging you. another thing, you got your batman enemy wrong. this is so obviously a two face reference.
On 2009-06-18 16:15:03, dingo dick, commented on this article:
first thing i thought was "jazz-a-ma-lannnnnccccchhhee" in my best homer simpson voice.
On 2009-06-18 15:59:10, dingo dick, commented on this article:
exactly why i don’t fuck with ouija boards. a couple wrong questions and you end up with her in your house.
On 2009-06-16 07:43:27, dingo dick, commented on this article:
he’s definitely peeing all over the toilet seat. there is no possible way he can aim with a gut like that.
On 2009-06-15 12:03:25, dingo dick, commented on this article:
wearing something called houndstooth probably doesn’t help either.
On 2009-06-15 11:20:38, dingo dick, commented on this article:
it looks like a kool aid squeeze bottle filled with rhino tit milk
On 2009-06-15 11:19:35, dingo dick, commented on this article:
that dude has really pointy knees and is that a bare ass on a towel on a barstool?
On 2009-06-15 11:05:25, dingo dick, commented on this article:
my favorite is the patch of three on his left breast. that’s good luck like a four leaf clover and also in slot machines.
On 2009-06-12 17:06:35, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i don’t know why but this girl gets my balls sweaty
On 2009-06-12 17:03:38, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i hope the altoids ad is part of the joke. god please be part of the joke.
On 2009-06-12 17:01:28, dingo dick, commented on this article:
you think you’ve seen it all and then you see a political science major.
On 2009-06-12 16:59:03, dingo dick, commented on this article:
this is the closest i have ever seen an asian get to joker lips and it’s still not that close.
On 2009-06-12 16:57:39, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i hate hate hate the high waisted thing but every so often a girl pulls it off so well it makes me want to attempt to get my dick up to belt level.
On 2009-06-12 16:56:08, dingo dick, commented on this article:
this isn’t what i think "living the high life" should be but each man has his own definition of paradise i suppose.
On 2009-06-12 16:54:41, dingo dick, commented on this article:
at least he knows special k is more than just a kind of cereal.
On 2009-06-12 16:53:17, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i can’t even imagine what he does in the mirror at home when no one’s looking.
On 2009-06-12 16:51:06, dingo dick, commented on this article:
her boots say "fuck me" and his say "i have"
On 2009-06-12 16:49:28, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i hope and pray this young man never finds himself in prison or his eyes will be this wide every recess and shower
On 2009-06-12 16:44:19, dingo dick, commented on this article:
it would be worth getting sick to puke on him. he represents much of what sucks about this city and since i can’t take it out on them all he is a good candidate for venting my rage.
On 2009-06-09 17:33:14, dingo dick, commented on this article:
this is up there with "palyboy"
On 2009-06-09 17:32:07, dingo dick, commented on this article:
what the fuck does he go as for halloween? god?
On 2009-06-09 17:31:11, dingo dick, commented on this article:
he may have to blowdry those.
On 2009-06-09 12:08:35, dingo dick, commented on this article:
"Candid shots freak ME out because they aren’t even fucking porn. Seriously, just pictures of a pretty (sometimes) girl in a sundress in line for food somewhere? That’s what you’re beating off to? Horrifying. "

you took the words right out of my dick’s mouth.
On 2009-05-28 12:17:56, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i guess time travel bleaches your hat and jeans but synthetic fibers aren’t affected.
On 2009-05-27 16:07:23, dingo dick, commented on this article:
this is like the mullet of female attire. business up top and party with a mutant rat that lives in the sewer on the bottom.
On 2009-05-27 16:06:02, dingo dick, commented on this article:
it looks like she’s starring in a tim burton movie about the fall of the berlin wall. she’s on the east side.
On 2009-05-27 16:04:05, dingo dick, commented on this article:
sure the cleavage looks okay from here but you know those suckers are harder than petrified ostrich eggs.
On 2009-05-27 16:02:27, dingo dick, commented on this article:
eeeeeeeek! the white shit makes her teeth so yellow they look like they were dyed with country crock.
On 2009-05-27 16:01:14, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i love things that make me hungry and horny at the same time!
On 2009-05-27 16:00:10, dingo dick, commented on this article:
poor old jap needs someone to put him out of his misery. it’s like he was playing mortal kombat for real and someone got a split second away from finishing him but left him to rot.
On 2009-05-27 15:58:10, dingo dick, commented on this article:
what a golden opportunity! whenever i see a gem like this the owner’s are behind the wheel or ever more commonly standing and admiring their ride. i can’t bring myself to stare even though i know that is what they want to happen. just can’t do it.
On 2009-05-14 13:52:53, dingo dick, commented on this article:
it’s kinda gay no matter what you call it dude. don’t kid yourself.
On 2009-05-14 12:12:35, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i sure am glad this don’t is from behind because the front probably looks like an entire pouch of big league chew gnawed up and spit out between his legs.
On 2009-05-13 15:16:04, dingo dick, commented on this article:
there must be a significantly higher chance of this happening with japanese folks. i never thought about it. i’m almost surprised they (the japanese) haven’t invented something to fix it. like a red eye eliminator for slant eye.
On 2009-05-13 12:07:17, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i think when ecstasy starts rotting your brain the first part it attacks is the area that gives you the ability to properly dress.
On 2009-05-06 16:39:38, dingo dick, commented on this article:
probably because it makes the nerds feel better about their own maniacal masturbation habits
On 2009-05-06 16:36:53, dingo dick, commented on this article:
last i checked we are all living on a perpetual motion machine, so it’s not impossible. you might just have to be god to build it.
On 2009-05-06 16:35:28, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i hope when she takes that off she has tanlines of chocolate residue.
On 2009-05-06 16:33:31, dingo dick, commented on this article:
if you’re still going strong enough at 10 am to go to ikea, buy a mini lampshade, down three fifty cent hotdogs and three cinnamon rolls, then you deserve it.
On 2009-05-06 16:31:34, dingo dick, commented on this article:
or yes, perhaps bleskimos.
On 2009-05-06 16:31:03, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i dont have a crystal ball but i see blasians in her future
On 2009-05-06 16:29:44, dingo dick, commented on this article:
damn dude. just throwing in the towel on life, huh?
On 2009-05-06 16:28:58, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i have something she can add to her 7" collection
On 2009-05-06 16:27:22, dingo dick, commented on this article:
they look more like models of inbreeding which is pretty far from diversity. i could understand the models thing if it was models but these people are hideous.
On 2009-05-05 17:29:47, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i wonder if this chick stood in front of a funhouse mirror if it would make her look normal.
On 2009-04-29 14:53:38, dingo dick, commented on this article:
at this point what’s the difference? he’s basically using her vagina as a masturbation device while clenching his eyes shut and thinking about the 20 year old stripper anyways.
On 2009-04-28 17:21:26, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i haven’t seen the corset on the outside thing before, but i like it and so does the little devil jumping on my shoulder.
On 2009-04-20 12:33:05, dingo dick, commented on this article:
is she still wearing her navel ring? jesus, this is a classy broad we are dealing with her.
On 2009-04-17 07:10:39, dingo dick, commented on this article:
sodfarm?
On 2009-04-16 18:06:41, dingo dick, commented on this article:
talk bubbles and punctuation should always be optional. this is really fucking good. i don’t know why the top line looks like the bottom of a party flier but yeah, this rocks.
On 2009-04-16 15:47:18, dingo dick, commented on this article:
holy beetlejuice linejudge!
On 2009-04-16 15:46:41, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i really hope he did this after repeated attempts by his lady to start stupid conversations
On 2009-04-16 15:44:49, dingo dick, commented on this article:
ikea dyking maybe. a viking would eat her alive. wait, maybe it’s all the same thing. i’m confused.
On 2009-04-16 15:43:43, dingo dick, commented on this article:
he looks like a teddy bear made out of human
On 2009-04-16 15:42:56, dingo dick, commented on this article:
he bought those shoes because he didn’t want them to match anything, ever.
On 2009-04-16 15:38:11, dingo dick, commented on this article:
what is the rule about having to be somewhat uncomfortable to look good? dude didn’t even lift a pinky in that direction. i take shits dressed better than this piece of shit.
On 2009-04-16 15:33:01, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i bet her asshole tastes better than the last waffle square where the butter and maple syrup have been comingling for ten minutes
On 2009-03-31 12:41:59, dingo dick, commented on this article:
she’s right about english people not being scared to wear anything. that’s a nice way of saying they look like shit. although... this makes the any slightly good looking girl wearing nice clothes pop out of the crowd so easily you’d swear you had radar for it.
On 2009-03-27 15:18:42, dingo dick, commented on this article:
those hips are swiveling so hard the pedestrian bridge probably looks like the tacoma narrows.
On 2009-03-26 16:34:25, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i prefer a dick and his dingo
On 2009-03-26 13:50:21, dingo dick, commented on this article:
wow, the helsinki girl is stunning but is everyone there so fucking pale. i realize it’s finland but jesus these two could use sunscreen with a negative ph number. she looks albino-y.
On 2009-03-26 13:42:00, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i wonder if any of them are old enough to have read the ramona books. beverly cleary was the shit back in the day. her and judy blume were like the heavyweights in the scholastic book club.
On 2009-03-26 13:25:43, dingo dick, commented on this article:
their grandmothers would laugh? that’s not saying much since everyone knows asian chicks will giggle at anything. i fucking sneezed the other day and this asian girl went into a giggling fit for so long i wondered how she was breathing. fucking weirdos man.
On 2009-03-25 13:56:15, dingo dick, commented on this article:
you should’ve dropped logs right into the piss chamber, pee still in. let it brew and you’d get a nice excrement broth for practical jokes on people you never want to talk to ever again.
On 2009-03-25 13:53:55, dingo dick, commented on this article:
hey, give me a break. i used to take a lot of photographs until processing got too expensive and without proper focus you can’t accurately judge nipple circumference.
On 2009-03-25 13:50:07, dingo dick, commented on this article:
as a guy, i care 2% about the clothes, 8% about the photography, and 90% about boner inducement. therefore, this is an amazing fashion piece.
On 2009-03-25 13:39:06, dingo dick, commented on this article:
he has good posture for an 80-year-old. mind gramps is so hunchbacked he’s doing a perma-sit up.
On 2009-03-25 13:15:06, dingo dick, commented on this article:
amsterdam what happened? i was there four years ago and you weren’t dressing like a arcade hanger outer with cocker spaniel ears. the lass isn’t horrible but get that stupid tiara off and she’d be much cuter. really, girls should do away with headgear altogether unless it’s a bright summer day, then go all out because you’ll be wearing something skimpy under to keep me occupied.
On 2009-03-23 10:49:54, dingo dick, commented on this article:
what is that, a turtleneck substitute teach sweater with glitter thread? amazing.
On 2009-03-20 16:38:59, dingo dick, commented on this article:
you had me until the drawn on eyebrows. no way, jose.
On 2009-03-20 16:30:56, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i’ve learned something from this piece and that thing is that you never play truth or dare with ryan mcginley, and if you happen to find yourself already playing you always take the truth.
On 2009-03-20 14:48:41, dingo dick, commented on this article:
if hot sauce could come to life i think it would look something like this. one of the bottles that’s split up the middle with one side spicier than the other.
On 2009-03-20 14:46:22, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i’d like to install a scorched earth policy on this guy’s face. nope, make that the whole room.
On 2009-03-20 14:44:30, dingo dick, commented on this article:
this guy hasn’t smiled for a photo in years. even christmas cards.

i think he’s really hairy all-over with really long hair circling his nipples and when he climbs the little ladder on the side of the deep end it all lays down all wet on his chest and looks like dripping black paint.
On 2009-03-20 14:42:22, dingo dick, commented on this article:
it seems to me like there should be a parachute attached. or it could be a sex swing for smurfs. or fraggles.
On 2009-03-09 19:06:12, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i’d venture to guess that many people here have done at least three of the four things he suggests.
On 2009-03-09 14:31:21, dingo dick, commented on this article:
you think he drinks sunny d or the purple stuff? i’m going with sunny d cause that shit is amazing. has all kinds of vitamins and minerals and shit in it too. look at that complexion. you can tell he’s a healthy fella.
On 2009-03-06 17:55:42, dingo dick, commented on this article:
is fodido printed on used grocery bags? that looks like my middle school math book cover except i had painstakingly recreated the cover of led zeppelin I on mine.
On 2009-03-06 17:53:26, dingo dick, commented on this article:
ugh, how many times did you have to hear them talk about that one time they took a motorcycle trip to calgary?
On 2009-03-06 17:51:01, dingo dick, commented on this article:
only a matter of time until bollywood drops this spectacle on us. i for one, can’t friggin wait. they should make it a comedy, absurd as fuck.
On 2009-03-06 17:07:24, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i’d like to share a hot tub with her. naked. champagne. 8-ball.
On 2009-03-06 17:05:23, dingo dick, commented on this article:
what’s going on with her lower stomach? especially over her right leg. something doesn’t look right. it looks like she has a 7" in there.
On 2009-02-26 20:00:57, dingo dick, commented on this article:
these nurses better get paid out the wazoo. that or they should be able to drink up to the point where they’re slightly more sober than the patients. that’s the only way i could deal with an elderly drunk man shitting his britches and telling me i look like his daughter or some equally horrible shit they babble.
On 2009-02-26 19:53:21, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i know! the russians couldn’t beat them in their heyday and they had really rad uniforms and a president with a forehead birthmark, for christ’s sake. like some black dude from chicago and a bunch of kids trying to pay for college can.

no offense, i love obama. voted for him and all that shit, but really, in a tough-man-off i’d put my money on gorby every time.
On 2009-02-26 19:10:22, dingo dick, commented on this article:
if you think about it, we only use 10% of our brain anyway, so whatever brain cells you’re killing you can have a free ride on 90% of them. or you can hope that the ones that are killed are part of the ones you don’t use and party on. your call.
On 2009-02-26 18:32:57, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i think i speak for all the non-twattish people here when i say fuck those fuckers, hamilton. as a former and hopefully sometime future spice smoker, i thought this article/gonzo lit piece was the best thing i’ve seen written on the subject. ever since the magic jews article i’ve been pretty much in awe of everything like a dorky fanboy, so i apologize for geeking out, but yeah, good shit. glad to see you’re going to be a full-timer. as for you others, put that in your spice pipe and smoke it.
On 2009-02-26 17:04:29, dingo dick, commented on this article:
what happened to the devil? in the first one he’s all big and looking like he’s about to tempt you into doing something that will guarantee you’re not getting into heaven and the second one he looks like a ghost fart. does he have doubles sorta like saddam hussein?
On 2009-02-26 16:59:46, dingo dick, commented on this article:
goddamnit, the animal collective cover does that crazy shit even when it’s tiny. fuck you, animal collective! like i need my synapses fucked with even more after person pitch.
On 2009-02-26 16:54:26, dingo dick, commented on this article:
less kern? what are you, a girl?
On 2009-02-26 16:48:28, dingo dick, commented on this article:
looks like these two hate each other. either that or the one on the right farted something vicious. why is dude all the way over on the arm. you know that piece of wood in there hurts, don’t even try and pretend it doesn’t.
On 2009-02-26 16:46:56, dingo dick, commented on this article:
don’t kid yourself. this is america. our "literate" standards are low. something like 3rd grade level. i’m sorry but if you can’t get through a ramona quimby book you should be relegated to manual labor immediately. someone’s got to do that shit. why not the no-reading guys?
On 2009-02-26 15:53:44, dingo dick, commented on this article:
i bitch about how cold it is here and how much is sucks getting out from under the covers, but shit, these chicks know what’s up. i’d have about 13 space heaters circling my bed.
On 2009-02-26 15:51:50, dingo dick, commented on this article:
mentos? no way, jose. that’s way too happening for him. he’s probably a certs or tic-tacs guy. one of the ones you can get in the check-out line.

and yes, this looks like a show to me too, but it must have been a pretty lame band if there’s five feet of empty space in front of the stage to take this codger’s photo.
On 2009-02-26 15:49:01, dingo dick, commented on this article:
what? a classy old dude can’t take in his dry cleaning without getting berated? you people just wish you had this much class. carry on, sir.
On 2009-02-26 15:47:09, dingo dick, commented on this article:
he looks a lot like this guy i was waiting behind at the bar for FOREVER and couldn’t for the life of him get the bartender’s attention. i was so furious, but then when he finally got his drinks, he gave one of the whiskey shots to me, gave the subtle nod, and walked off into the darkness. for that, this guy gets my forgiveness.
On 2009-02-26 15:42:26, dingo dick, commented on this article:
he looks more chicago than new york to me, but i’ll take what i can get in a world obsessed with ed hardy and gold fronts.

ps - for some reason, this reminds me a lot of the inside of jeannie’s bottle on "i dream of jeannie"
On 2009-02-26 15:39:14, dingo dick, commented on this article:
mickey’s had a pretty fucking amazing run when you think about it. steamboat willie. minnie. somehow remaining cooler than donald AND goofy, which is no small feat. now he’s gracing the chest area of what is probably the hottest girl on vice in a month or more.
On 2009-02-26 15:32:05, dingo dick, commented on this article:
fuck their pants. if anything, it’s a welcome breeze while traipsing around the sand dunes. it’s not like they can hit up the army/navy surplus on flushing for new rations and shit. they probably shouldn’t be there in the first place, so in turn, neither should their pant crotches.
On 2009-02-26 15:11:34, dingo dick, commented on this article:
sure, this guy is a complete fool, but let him go on having fun and listening to tiesto or whatever it is he does in his spare time. he probably has more fun than most of us and isn’t jaded enough to hate television. in fact, other than his sense of style, i’m kinda jealous.