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COMMENTS BY CRIMEWAVE

On 2009-09-29 20:51:39, crimewave, commented on this article:
also, does she have a cut on her face or do i have a moving stain on my computer screen
On 2009-09-23 18:27:27, crimewave, commented on this article:
are you out of your fucking mind? eat shit, he’s awful.
On 2009-09-21 19:54:52, crimewave, commented on this article:
i hate those stupid headbands. they’re worse when embellished with feathers and shit. the makeup is gross too.
On 2009-09-16 15:51:58, crimewave, commented on this article:
"Malibu-Barbie tumor..."

you guys still got it.
On 2009-09-16 15:46:40, crimewave, commented on this article:
kids really just keep getting progressively more hideous. i went to six flags recently and i was astounded that almost everyone in the park (about under 18) looked like they had fetal alcohol syndrome.

i mean, it could’ve been because six flags is a white trash mecca but seriously- ugly paradise.
On 2009-09-13 19:23:09, crimewave, commented on this article:
Whatever about fucking her, more importantly I’ll bet she’s so much fun to hang out with it doesn’t even matter.
On 2009-09-10 19:54:45, crimewave, commented on this article:
Why should the Oscar food be fancy? Those people don’t fuckin eat.
On 2009-08-20 12:16:54, crimewave, commented on this article:
yeah holy shit she’s cute
On 2009-08-20 12:16:21, crimewave, commented on this article:
argyle is never good
On 2009-07-28 21:58:45, crimewave, commented on this article:
what
On 2009-07-20 17:19:53, crimewave, commented on this article:
i don’t know, i’m thinking more Joker with this one.
On 2009-06-21 21:57:56, crimewave, commented on this article:
if you type "weird shit" into google images this comes up.
On 2009-06-12 20:46:54, crimewave, commented on this article:
you know, for tanorexics they really don’t look that tan. i’m hoping lightening the photos was a joke on Vice’s behalf.
On 2009-06-12 14:33:14, crimewave, commented on this article:
i’m not a fan of crayola hair, but pink haired asian girl in the back is owning it
On 2009-06-12 14:30:51, crimewave, commented on this article:
"fetid bouillabaisse"

you guys never really stop getting better
On 2009-05-24 14:49:59, crimewave, commented on this article:
fantastic
On 2009-05-17 18:13:04, crimewave, commented on this article:
come on guys i just ate
On 2009-05-16 13:02:08, crimewave, commented on this article:
i can’t imagine why, they’re both pretty gross
On 2009-05-13 09:39:34, crimewave, commented on this article:
“Ethanol? What do you mean?” he asked, eyeing the sugarcane in a state of bewilderment. “They make sugar out of this stuff, don’t they?”


that might be one of the saddest things i’ve ever read.
On 2009-05-12 00:20:56, crimewave, commented on this article:
everything about them hurts my eyes
On 2009-05-05 10:14:52, crimewave, commented on this article:
i want to know what the hell is going on with her top
On 2009-04-30 20:35:33, crimewave, commented on this article:
guy’s a sweetheart. and infinitely cooler than everyone commenting this.
On 2009-04-28 23:19:03, crimewave, commented on this article:
i hate the guy in the middle with every fucking bone in my body
On 2009-04-24 14:00:24, crimewave, commented on this article:
i had my head pushed into his sweaty stomach at a show and i enjoyed it
On 2009-04-17 00:47:03, crimewave, commented on this article:
nieratko rules
On 2009-04-16 21:51:21, crimewave, commented on this article:
is it just me or does that arizona bottle look miniature
On 2009-04-10 22:10:25, crimewave, commented on this article:
lady? she’s 13 guys
On 2009-03-20 16:41:54, crimewave, commented on this article:
she definitely gives way too much of a shit about her appearance to be punk.
On 2009-03-20 14:09:35, crimewave, commented on this article:
@boggle_brains, did you not read the article in the last issue about all the dying koalas and shit?? that’s why it’s so easy to be miserable.

and also, new zealand is unexpectedly wretched. wow.
On 2009-03-09 15:53:07, crimewave, commented on this article:
just imagine what all these dudes are going to look like ten years from now. they look like fucking inbreds now, but it’s just going to get worse.
On 2009-02-27 10:33:16, crimewave, commented on this article:
These people need weed.
On 2009-02-26 09:56:03, crimewave, commented on this article:
mickey mouse is becoming to hipsters what hello kitty is for scene kids.

fucking lame.
On 2009-02-25 20:07:58, crimewave, commented on this article:
I wonder how he convinced the management to let him do this.
On 2009-02-24 23:57:59, crimewave, commented on this article:
isn’t this article wicked fucking old?
On 2009-02-20 23:12:22, crimewave, commented on this article:
first good vice fashion in a looooong time,
On 2009-02-18 13:44:56, crimewave, commented on this article:
"Tats are just a way of telling the world that you are cheap..."

hilarious considering good tattoos are FAR from cheap. tattoos = poor?? not necessarily. you need to get smacked with a rolled up magazine if you honestly believe that shit.
On 2009-02-18 09:38:41, crimewave, commented on this article:
wow.
On 2009-02-12 01:10:56, crimewave, commented on this article:
Screw all the people on here saying Uggs make them look "sexy". Uggs don’t make anyone look sexy. There are endless options when it comes to winter boots and you douches pick the most nauseating ones to call "sexy"? Shut the fuck up, you delusional retards.
On 2009-02-09 12:04:16, crimewave, commented on this article:
one on the right needs to lose like 30 pounds. one on the left needs to dress more flatteringly.
On 2009-02-08 15:47:46, crimewave, commented on this article:
i recognized those xanax from a thumbnail. fuck. yeah.
On 2009-02-07 07:54:37, crimewave, commented on this article:
i was thinking to myself "greatest ’do’ eveeerr" and then i noticed the hat.

why :<
On 2009-02-06 13:23:42, crimewave, commented on this article:
I was in high school with so many of these stupid fuckers. They were all either a grade or two or three below me, but they’d wear headphones around their necks during lunch blasting really shitty nu metal crap and they’d stomp around the halls like they owned the shit. Until the minute they’d get a dirty look/asskicking the first thing they’d do is get the cops involved and maybe some lawyers and moms (who should’ve been ashamed of the kid to begin with) instead of just taking the asskicking. High school was a little to hardcore for them.
On 2009-02-06 13:15:05, crimewave, commented on this article:
as long as he doesn’t cut into my mirror time he’s a total do. he would look way better with a beard though. yay beards!
On 2009-02-03 03:38:50, crimewave, commented on this article:
this guy looks like someone i would ignore.
On 2009-02-02 13:59:22, crimewave, commented on this article:
hahaha right on lazy eyez killa!!!
On 2009-02-01 01:36:10, crimewave, commented on this article:
she’s fucking hot you retards
On 2009-02-01 01:33:26, crimewave, commented on this article:
i love her hair but that outfit...sigh
On 2009-01-28 16:05:47, crimewave, commented on this article:
if she cut her hair she’d be a fox, she’s not pretty enough to go without fringe.

other than that, black flag shirt = sweet deal.
On 2009-01-25 23:58:40, crimewave, commented on this article:
WHOA WHOA WHOA

ASSES
On 2009-01-24 15:36:49, crimewave, commented on this article:
that outfit is atrocious, you do not fucking mix patterns like that. i don’t care how original or interesting you think you look, it’s just obnoxious and horrible.

please skinny little asian girl, don’t do this shit again
On 2009-01-24 11:48:41, crimewave, commented on this article:
i actually didn’t know what kimya dawson looked like until i saw the comments on this page and decided to google her.

jesus christ.
On 2009-01-22 21:25:41, crimewave, commented on this article:
they both have the exact same face. but one has bangs. or perhaps they’ve just mastered matching facial expressions.

"this is the one we do when we get pictures taken together. yeah, yeah just tilts your head the other way, not into me..."
On 2009-01-21 20:58:59, crimewave, commented on this article:
"i hate those fucking stupid tight pants.... I see those everyday in NY"

then get the fuck out of new york??? retard
On 2009-01-21 20:42:29, crimewave, commented on this article:
this sucks, nothing fucking matches and those sunglasses are crap.
On 2009-01-19 22:56:31, crimewave, commented on this article:
"Jeez of Nazareth, this is a DON’T! Irony is reserved for t-shirts that say silly shit on them. This broad looks like a B-squad dancer at a Providence, RI strip club..."

yeah, maybe we aren’t winning on strippers but we’ve got the best of everything else you motherfucker!!!!
On 2009-01-18 17:46:09, crimewave, commented on this article:
the last part about the kangaroos and koalas and feral camels ruined my entire day. thanks, vice.
On 2009-01-17 23:46:21, crimewave, commented on this article:
"Dress with no undergarments and minimal use of makeup says it all."

haha, minimal my ass. this chick has a whole god damn face pallet on. it’s just done well.
On 2009-01-17 16:05:31, crimewave, commented on this article:
there are four types of fat girls:

a. the ones in denial about being fat and just want to look "cute" like their smaller henchwomen.

b. the ones who know they’re fat and don’t hesitate to bitch about it to anyone who will listen, but will also do nothing about it. sometimes these will dress like a’s but it is toned down significantly.

c. the ones who know they are fat, tell everyone but absolutely do not give a fuck.

d. the ones who remain quiet about it, while they aren’t pretending they aren’t fat, they simply are not discussing it. ever. also are usually the best dressed of the chubbies.

love the d’s, don’t mind the c’s, want to punch the b’s and the a’s will just drive you nuclear.
On 2009-01-15 22:51:53, crimewave, commented on this article:
"Flip flops on girls are totally sexy. It’s like she’s barefoot without all the grime on the bottom of her feet"

no, the grime is definitely still there, asswipe. check next time.
On 2009-01-15 22:47:10, crimewave, commented on this article:
fedoras suck like hell, but once in a while there comes along someone who truly rocks it. he is one of them.
On 2009-01-14 13:55:55, crimewave, commented on this article:
@poozer again, I remember on the news a while back when everyone was freaking out about Sum-41 writing a song about it and the public wanted them deported back to Canada. I’m pretty sure absolutely nothing came of it all though. They suck and are by no means real punk, but there’s your example of the "newer guys".
On 2009-01-14 11:42:02, crimewave, commented on this article:
@poozer, are you serious? Have you never heard Leftover Crack? Or any of the other fuckton of bands that still sing about killing cops/shitting on America?

Don’t get me wrong, the guy was insane and certainly played the part, but it’s still going down today without these bands getting in "serious trouble".
On 2009-01-13 15:53:10, crimewave, commented on this article:
i think this is so fucking hot, i’m questioning my sexuality. again.

but more importantly am i the only person thinking what the FUCK to the comment below mine?
On 2009-01-11 04:38:34, crimewave, commented on this article:
i’ll bet the "hot" chick on the left is totally hideous and has a wicked gay slogan on that white shirt.

i could be wrong, though.
On 2009-01-10 00:23:51, crimewave, commented on this article:
eeeeew where is her upper lip?? girl in the back is super cute though
On 2009-01-10 00:11:34, crimewave, commented on this article:
she’s a walking seizure, this is heinous
On 2009-01-08 16:39:52, crimewave, commented on this article:
stupid as hell, and if she’s over the age of fifteen it’s absolutely inexcusable
On 2009-01-08 12:39:34, crimewave, commented on this article:
so hot it’s hilarious
On 2009-01-05 04:32:14, crimewave, commented on this article:
i don’t see anything on her that warrants being labeled "freak" aside from the silly purple bangs or the weird bow.

anyways, she’d be hot -10 or 15 pounds, new glasses, and a solid blouse. i don’t mind her. oh oh oh and dyed over the bangs. forgot that. maybe a new haircut too.
On 2009-01-03 23:00:54, crimewave, commented on this article:
she needs to lose ten pounds. in her face.
On 2008-12-24 14:46:40, crimewave, commented on this article:
i’m going to agree with the person who said the scarf ruins it, but the rest of the outfit is so perfect it can handle it.
On 2008-12-23 15:14:37, crimewave, commented on this article:
"The girl on the far left is an absolute bombshell with a sweet sexy great smile."

"Far left chick is smokin’ hot and I’m a chick. "

Far left?? What?
On 2008-12-16 01:43:32, crimewave, commented on this article:
"White girls please keep snorting speed and smoking crack while the zillions of Latinas in the US, with good teeth and nice asses, keep snatching up all the white boys who hate anyone who resembles thier sisters! Thank you."

yeah, have fun tucking your ass into your shoes when you’re forty after your third or fourth kid.
On 2008-12-14 20:16:58, crimewave, commented on this article:
i like the one in the middle sans dumb necklace/hat/pants/tie

wait...
On 2008-12-04 17:25:30, crimewave, commented on this article:
hair extensions are repulsive. yeeeeeek.
On 2008-11-27 22:29:24, crimewave, commented on this article:
pin up girl tattoos suck so so so so so so much
On 2008-11-26 23:05:02, crimewave, commented on this article:
"i like painted toe nails. i really cant relate on this issue. but i am from LA. where everyone wears sandals. get over it, you new york pretentious fucks. i could show you 30 girls in the summertime in LA who look fashionable and hot as fuck in sandals."

i am now 40% happier california is burning down thanks to this comment.
On 2008-11-26 01:19:50, crimewave, commented on this article:
you could land a fuckin jet between those.
this is crap, fuck you vice.
On 2008-11-26 01:12:48, crimewave, commented on this article:
WHERE ARE HER COLLARBONES???

6/10 at best
On 2008-11-09 21:24:27, crimewave, commented on this article:
this is pretty much how fourteen year old girl in rhode island dresses.

or perhaps everywhere, unfortunately.
On 2008-11-04 16:32:48, crimewave, commented on this article:
frosty pink lipstick? really?
On 2008-10-29 00:33:34, crimewave, commented on this article:
"At least the redhead doesn’t have such a hardcore case of muffin top."

yeah, forget about the hardcore case of scoliosis
On 2008-10-29 00:27:32, crimewave, commented on this article:
i’ll bet he knows how to make acid by the fuckton and eats it regularly
On 2008-10-15 02:46:12, crimewave, commented on this article:
clothes>face
On 2008-08-22 03:28:46, crimewave, commented on this article:
i’d just like to take this time out and thank vice for keeping me so thin.

i would never throw up so much if i didn’t read this shit.
On 2008-08-22 03:26:43, crimewave, commented on this article:
fuck beehives
On 2008-08-15 23:25:53, crimewave, commented on this article:
hahahahahahaaha napestache
On 2008-08-11 22:41:35, crimewave, commented on this article:
god do i fucking hate ravers
On 2008-08-06 01:22:40, crimewave, commented on this article:
get the fuck out, no.
On 2008-07-28 13:40:31, crimewave, commented on this article:
so all i have to do is shop at urban outfitters and i can be a "do"?
On 2008-07-24 21:54:59, crimewave, commented on this article:
i love how american apparel is so identifiable.