captain cheesepuff


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COMMENTS BY CAPTAIN CHEESEPUFF

On 2009-11-20 14:42:16, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
what’s wrong with her bottom lip? no, the other one.
On 2009-11-11 10:33:56, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
when you said he let it rip i thought for a minute that he had just let out an enormously large fart.
On 2009-11-10 14:46:40, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
the rolled-down socks really add to the creep factor.
On 2009-11-06 12:49:18, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
they can’t hire retarded people. there are labor laws about that.
On 2009-11-06 12:25:41, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
where are all these topless parties i’m missing out on? i keep hearing/seeing things about them and meanwhile i’m at home watching battlestar galactica reruns. now i’m to the point where starbuck is beginning to look attractive, so i know i’m in trouble. someone throw me a topless party bone.
On 2009-11-05 09:35:32, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
see, you guys have it all wrong. this is a lucky dog. not many dog parents have the balls to buy boots to turn them on. can you fathom how great the leg humping has to be for mr. sniffles here? shit’s off the rocker!
On 2009-11-02 09:05:10, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
that’s definitely a terrorist trying to throw off security. definitely.
On 2009-10-30 18:13:19, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
that ass deserves its own choose your own adventure book.
On 2009-10-30 16:56:19, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
i bet this guy’s farts come out with a french accent.
On 2009-10-30 16:53:48, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
write your own damn captions for you own photos then. jeez, people. this is a simple concept.
On 2009-10-30 16:04:08, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
"They’ll vogue till your faces melt."

i love this sentence.
On 2009-10-30 15:56:50, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
it’s home improvement’s wilson as a child.
On 2009-10-30 15:56:05, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
that’s not falcor is it?
On 2009-10-30 15:55:17, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
i cannot believe how stupid/serious some of you are.
On 2009-10-30 15:54:35, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
terry and vice have been hand in hand for years. you just figured this out? adios!
On 2009-10-30 15:53:34, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
"these photos are stupid and too contrived."

you’re stupid and have never had fantasies of a mutiny at the home depot paint center.
On 2009-10-30 15:49:34, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
this guy could teach mr. miyagi a few things about how to pick up the ladies, and i’m not talking about hilary swank in "the next karate kid."
On 2009-10-30 15:48:55, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
i bet that caption was hilarious but she’s so awful i had to hit the next button in a split-second. yes, that’s right. i’m writing this from the future.
On 2009-10-13 16:22:00, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
my dog snuck a nut lick from me the other day. does that mean we are going to both die a horrible death?
On 2009-10-13 16:20:16, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
i bet this guy’s pillow looks like a peacock had its period.
On 2009-10-13 16:19:38, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
speaking of sexmas, what about the girl in the back there? hubba hubba.
On 2009-10-13 16:18:53, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
yeah, my parents are embarrassing all right but not in the same way as this guy. my parents might bring back ice cream embarrassing. this is taking your dad to the ER at 4 am embarrassing. there’s a huge difference.
On 2009-10-13 16:17:51, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
good god! even tribal boobs in national geographic are better than those.
On 2009-10-13 16:17:16, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
maybe i don’t want to have kids after all.
On 2009-10-13 16:16:47, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
hm. was the dad on one of the millions of tv cop or lawyer shows that’s been on since then?
On 2009-10-13 16:13:18, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
next to right is kind of scaring me, truthfully.
On 2009-10-13 16:12:21, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
"Tip: There is no secret 1994 issue. They made it up for fun."

i hope someone told the sperm that became you that there was no santa when he was only a baby sperm.
On 2009-10-13 16:10:37, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
when you look like this do you go as yourself for halloween?
On 2009-10-13 16:10:01, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
man, i’m so ready to nuke them once and for all. sorry tea girl and the other lovely ladies but your great leaders brought it upon you. see you in hell if i’m bad enough to visit the bad side of it.
On 2009-10-13 16:08:45, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
should have had the oj question for everyone. in ’94 it was split almost right down the race line once mr. johnnie cochran stepped foot into the courtroom.
On 2009-10-13 16:07:20, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
she’s be hot if it wasn’t for, oh, about everything she’s done to herself since age 8.
On 2009-10-06 09:54:25, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
what the hell is that thing on his elbow? padding or extendo-bow?
On 2009-10-06 09:49:22, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
i had compeltely forgotten goldblum was in death wish!
On 2009-09-29 14:38:29, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
he looks a lot more like owen wilson that i ever realized until now.
On 2009-09-29 14:36:22, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
you pussies have to mix your malt liquor? weak.
On 2009-09-29 14:35:42, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
kid looks like he should be building dams in a creek somewhere in the mountains of west virginia.
On 2009-09-21 07:21:14, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
i’ve attempted to capture the nerd action shot for years so i know how difficult to procure these are. well done!
On 2009-09-15 11:53:07, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
the real do here is the person taking the photo and somehow, miraculously, keeping a straight face.
On 2009-09-09 11:43:33, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
it is a question of credibility. the film maker makes it more credible to me. it’s not like having someone else come in to narrate makes the narrative text change.
On 2009-09-09 11:41:50, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
i can’t even imagine having spicoli for your uncle. good time, bad times, running from the cops times.
On 2009-08-18 15:56:04, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
you can’t fuck with the bloodied face look. just looks cool and it always will. can’t fight girls either unless they look like andre the giant.
On 2009-08-18 15:55:11, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
why are you even going to try getting through that? you just put yourself into your own personal saw torture device.
On 2009-08-07 12:12:35, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
this is how i looked the first and last time i took methadone.
On 2009-08-03 17:03:36, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
i’m completely comfortable in my heterosexualness, but goddamn if george michael doesn’t look hot at a lathered up cowboy.
On 2009-08-03 15:43:01, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
he gets fucking fuming mad when you tie his necklace to his shoelaces.
On 2009-08-03 15:42:04, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
somehow the slight spot of premature graying only makes me want her more.
On 2009-08-03 15:41:12, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
if there was any justice in the world a piano would be a half-second above his head right now
On 2009-08-03 15:40:29, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
when did pride days turn into public fucking days?
On 2009-08-03 15:39:39, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
he doesn’t realize what he has and she definitely doesn’t know what she has and i’m not talking about him.
On 2009-08-03 15:38:45, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
are they holding hands or did she just have the most unfortunate hand line-up of all time?
On 2009-08-03 15:37:58, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
10 should be singular, but... yeah.
On 2009-08-03 15:36:34, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
he has that vibe that makes me want to smoke dirt weed and watch airwolf reruns with him.
On 2009-08-03 13:00:21, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
well, he does throw garbage into a truck for a living. what? you expected him to wear his good shit? no way he’s breaking out the nickelback shirts on the job. no fucking way.
On 2009-08-03 11:55:42, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
you people, i sweat. thinking count basie isn’t cool?

he’s probably the world’s only black vampire. that has to count for something!
On 2009-07-30 12:55:01, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
i feel like the glory days of smoke rings are behind us and that’s sort of sad.
On 2009-07-30 12:53:48, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
look how the pitcher’s foot goes into the dirt. crazy. it reminds me of sportsflix baseball cards where you turned the card and the image changed.
On 2009-06-30 13:56:42, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
the thing about nihilism that disturbs me isn’t that you believe in "nofffing" but if you think everything is what it is and there is no meaning behind life or anything at all then what happens to morals? it would make morals unnecessary right? that is scary.
On 2009-06-30 13:41:25, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
this is a good tactic. they don’t see you from the end of the hall and once they do they are going to feel way too awkward to stop and then you’re all "any change?" and then they see you don’t have but one leg and they reach into their pocket and find all their change and a crumpled one and give it to you.
On 2009-06-30 13:39:29, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
it amazes me that the cure keep playing huge outdoor summer shows because i keep thinking robert smith is going to melt.
On 2009-06-30 13:38:36, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
i would need a several dramamines before i boarded this magical mystery tour. sheesh.
On 2009-06-22 12:10:02, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
a second earlier and her cape might have been billowing in the grate wind. i’m disappointed, don’t shooter. not really. this is good but this with flying powers? legendary.
On 2009-06-12 14:55:14, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
i was about to rail on this guy and then it hit me... this is pretty awesome. as long as he didn’t completely fuck it up with a dog sweater or something this is pretty wonderful.
On 2009-06-12 14:50:42, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
i hope his hand is touching the nasty floor. it would make me feel a whole lot better about this piece of shit.
On 2009-06-09 12:16:21, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
he looks like the kind of guy that takes bubble baths and makes lots of the bubbles himself. they smell so much stronger when they come from underwater. i don’t know why but it’s like a fart bong.
On 2009-06-09 12:15:00, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
middle aged gay guys have never excelled at being subtle.
On 2009-06-09 12:13:48, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
dutch oven pants!
On 2009-06-09 12:12:49, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
it looks like this was stapled together and had to be ripped apart to scan and taped back together.
On 2009-06-09 12:11:16, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
sweet, sweet caroline. you have entered my head and will haunt my daydreams for weeks, no, months to come.
On 2009-06-09 12:10:10, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
this is so amazing. you’ve caught the photo food chain in action.
On 2009-06-05 14:32:26, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
the one on the left looks like she’s beginning to have second thoughts on the appeal of marrying for money (and there wasn’t much of it anyways).
On 2009-06-05 14:31:24, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
i’d say the chances of me and her not getting along wonderfully are about 0.12%
On 2009-06-05 14:29:16, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
someone please explain why anyone would need these pants. fashion is obviously not a valid reason. who needs easy access to their upper front ankle? and come to think of it, this isn’t easy access at all.
On 2009-05-11 17:38:31, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
he permanently dutch-ovened himself.
On 2009-05-08 10:41:24, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
it looks like he stopped, dropped, and rolled at a weird angle.
On 2009-05-08 09:47:03, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
time to build my super taser and monster blowtorch. i’m going down in a blaze of glory and melting metal.
On 2009-05-05 12:23:08, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
it never ceases to amaze me the number of people that find it irresistable to buy shirts reminding everyone behind them of that one time they went to a really shitty concert.
On 2009-05-05 11:11:03, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
she is the cure to yellow fever.
On 2009-05-04 13:05:48, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
is he hungover or tired from fucking the everliving shit out of the flying nun?
On 2009-04-23 14:44:42, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
you guys crack all you want. i’m jealous of this guy. i’d trade places with him in a second.
On 2009-04-23 14:08:15, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
what???? there is a macgyver handbook? i know what i’m asking for for mayday!
On 2009-04-07 16:33:55, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
with eyes like that you’re able to watch each other’s backs, and the backs of two other dudes too.
On 2009-04-03 12:27:36, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
why is it so secret who makes the popes clothes? are they scared someone’s going to lace the fibers with poison or something? it’s not like he’s straggling into the store to get fitted.
On 2009-04-01 16:45:32, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
skull prints are so out they’re back, like acid wash jeans, white jeans, and mom jeans, which i think may already be back out again. not sure. everything changes so quickly now.
On 2009-04-01 16:36:16, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
i want frame one on a t-shirt!! probably without milker, but either way i’d rock it.
On 2009-03-31 16:04:15, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
"I really hope girls in Helsinki dont wear there hair like that..thats pretty hard to look at"

What? Straight?
On 2009-03-31 16:02:57, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
is that will oldham’s version of the danzig logo? sure looks like it.
On 2009-03-27 16:59:29, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
is this a post-op sherpa tranny?
On 2009-03-27 16:58:14, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
wow it’s a black girl hotness gradient
On 2009-03-26 13:19:04, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
what’s so gay about the tokyo man? he looks like a normal american guy notwithstanding the bleached hair. i like some color when your entire country has the same hair though. why not spice things up?
On 2009-03-26 13:09:21, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
no. no hj’s with woven material. chaffing hurts. silk might work but there’s no fucking way you’re getting the cum stains out.
On 2009-03-26 10:59:08, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
it’s like she has a shoulder broom
On 2009-03-26 10:53:56, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
ten years? wow, how old is he, he looks quite young. and a little like gaspard from justice, but maybe just in the beard.
On 2009-03-24 15:59:55, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
the first image was the original old timey firefox logo.
On 2009-03-24 15:47:33, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
i thought that’s how peggy bundy always got dressed. did she use another kind of cloth artillery?
On 2009-03-24 15:45:36, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
this dude’s kiddie porn dungeon is exceeded in size only by his child molestation ballsiness. like he’s fooling anyone. his pockets are probably full of bubblegum and starlight mints.
On 2009-03-19 13:54:18, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
fuck man, i have very very thick hair but i can’t begin to think of what the barber’s floor would look like after he gets a trim. seriously i bet he loses a full pound or more. he can jump higher and run faster afterwards like when you’re nine and you get a new pair of sneakers.
On 2009-03-05 13:45:18, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
you think when they go into a "no shoes, no shirt, no service" joint they make them hike up their jeans to make sure or take their mumbling word for it? if i was a store owner i’d kick them out on principal alone.
On 2009-03-03 16:37:33, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
i saw tyra banks at the supermarket saturday. it shocked me because i always thought she was like super-diva, but she was by herself as far as i could tell. she didn’t buy anything and walked out after a few minutes, so maybe she was location scouting for top model.
On 2009-03-03 16:35:19, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
the scariest thing for me would be that you could never ease up. those fuckers are liable to attack at any time, maybe in an allied uniform or some other guerilla tactic that you aren’t expecting. even if there aren’t any rules in love and war, they will find a way to break them.
On 2009-02-27 19:09:45, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
he looks comfortable to me. as long as there aren’t bed begs plotting an attack against his ass, i say he’s in a pretty okay spot.
On 2009-02-27 19:08:31, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
he seems uneasy like he knows there’s a pretty good chance this photos is going to be used in an unflattering way. i guess that’s a risk you take when you dress like this.
On 2009-02-27 18:30:23, captain cheesepuff, commented on this article:
i don’t know if those of you saying she’s ugly are attempting to up yourselves on a comment board but if nothing else, it makes me happy that i have less competition in the field of dorky hot chicks that would rock my fucking face off.