bum tickler


is some dink from wherever that hasn't filled out his/her profile


COMMENTS BY BUM TICKLER

On 2009-10-21 14:39:47, bum tickler, commented on this article:
everyone loved mickey d’s back then. even bill clinton dropped in during his jogs for some of that delicious, preservative-filled, grade-b ground chuck.
On 2009-09-29 14:40:37, bum tickler, commented on this article:
dad is going to wake up and smack the shit out of this kid.
On 2009-09-17 15:48:57, bum tickler, commented on this article:
i know too many people on prescriptions they don’t need. i doubt he is one of them.
On 2009-09-17 15:47:31, bum tickler, commented on this article:
i think small glasses like that are just hiding utensils for stoned eyes. the only people that wear them are hasids and stoners. he looks like he used to be both and is now only one.
On 2009-08-20 12:15:13, bum tickler, commented on this article:
cocaine pool parties. i need more of those in my life. rails off the diving board and then you play sharks and minnows.
On 2009-08-18 14:45:17, bum tickler, commented on this article:
am i crazy or is that a mouse threesome going on in the first one?
On 2009-08-14 16:03:35, bum tickler, commented on this article:
"wasn’t trying to be funny, fuckface, just stating my version of the truth."

for someone that wasn’t trying to be funny, just stating your version of the truth, it’s quite a coincidence you used the name of one of johnny ryan’s characters to namecall me.
On 2009-08-14 10:23:11, bum tickler, commented on this article:
"Doesn’t this guy sound like his mother wouldn’t let him watch stuff like Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers when he was a kid? One of those really fat bitches who made him wear polo shirts to high school and sent him to work on her brother’s farm for six months after she found porn under his bed. These repressed pseudoadults make up at least 25 percent of America, and they need to be put to sleep with a blowtorch. Fuck you, and fuck your sense of humor, twat."

for someone saying johnny ryan isn’t funny (he is) and trying to be funny by refuting it, you failed at being funny in the least.
On 2009-08-14 10:21:01, bum tickler, commented on this article:
plus, after dealing with fat jokes from the other girls her entire life she’s become the coolest chick around from hanging with the guys and the girls that don’t give a fuck.
On 2009-08-14 09:46:48, bum tickler, commented on this article:
i would happily put these sparkles in motion.
On 2009-07-30 12:50:44, bum tickler, commented on this article:
japanese people are so cute. they take cultures they have no clue about and idolize them until they make them their own (kind of).
On 2009-07-30 12:28:32, bum tickler, commented on this article:
he going to have to redo his whole schtick if he ever wants to sneak up on someone.
On 2009-07-23 10:23:24, bum tickler, commented on this article:
really you should never be more dressed up than your lady. if it’s tank and jeans day for her than it’s dirty undershirt and levis for you. and no shiny new adidas. ever.
On 2009-07-23 10:21:19, bum tickler, commented on this article:
the redhead is the best. the lighting is top notch and she’s just my type. plus, the extention cords and junk and is that a baby skull? nice.
On 2009-07-22 09:26:17, bum tickler, commented on this article:
sailor boy looks like a gay joe from black lips. the profile is so much alike and joe used to wear the hat just like that.
On 2009-07-15 14:41:03, bum tickler, commented on this article:
i want to cheat on my girlfriend with her and cheat off her math test.
On 2009-07-15 14:40:29, bum tickler, commented on this article:
im guessing that the call for handwriting analysis has taken a real drop since the last time i wrote anything by hand was eleven months ago.
On 2009-07-15 14:33:07, bum tickler, commented on this article:
in the seventh photo her hair blends so well with the background you can’t even see her whole head.
On 2009-07-15 14:27:11, bum tickler, commented on this article:
personally i like the color window photo better. there is more expression in her face.
On 2009-07-15 14:21:59, bum tickler, commented on this article:
this guy’s nose is almost as fucked up looking as michael’s. it’s somewhere between michael, owen wilson, and scottie pippen.
On 2009-07-06 13:04:12, bum tickler, commented on this article:
from the look she’s giving i think you should consider genie hunting elsewhere.
On 2009-07-06 13:02:33, bum tickler, commented on this article:
when are they gonna hook up some animatronics to these badboys? epcot wouldn’t have shit on this.
On 2009-07-06 13:01:05, bum tickler, commented on this article:
can you imagine the kinds of lines you could snort with a straw that size??? holy shit.
On 2009-07-06 13:00:19, bum tickler, commented on this article:
try giving them cocaine to smell. they really like that.
On 2009-07-06 12:59:42, bum tickler, commented on this article:
are galoshes standard japanese military wear? everything else is so to a t and then... galoshes.
On 2009-07-06 12:58:34, bum tickler, commented on this article:
i get the feeling he never tried to be out there or whatever, he just is. too many "artists" are crazy on purpose. it shouldn’t be like that.
On 2009-07-06 12:57:26, bum tickler, commented on this article:
this pic reminds me of the shot by kern pic with the girls smoking. smoking is much better for wu tang than teeth brushing.
On 2009-06-04 15:54:58, bum tickler, commented on this article:
if his story is true it’s amazing. if not, he’s a damn fine storyteller.
On 2009-06-03 17:37:56, bum tickler, commented on this article:
how the fuck does the seattube go that high???
On 2009-06-03 17:35:19, bum tickler, commented on this article:
it’s like he really wants to be seen from the front but wants part of him to blend in from behind.
On 2009-06-03 17:32:57, bum tickler, commented on this article:
it’s rainbow brite’s uncle that gave her a ’bad touch.’
On 2009-06-03 17:31:30, bum tickler, commented on this article:
it looks like she’s stealing a nerf turbo football.
On 2009-06-03 17:30:09, bum tickler, commented on this article:
who needs straighteners? she stands in the bathroom while the rest of the house takes showers just so her hair gets like that.
On 2009-06-03 17:28:17, bum tickler, commented on this article:
actually you are both wrong. the chance is the same. there are more ways it can be done but any way you tie them he still tumbles.
On 2009-05-12 08:28:41, bum tickler, commented on this article:
i believe they could have hair sex.
On 2009-05-01 16:45:28, bum tickler, commented on this article:
five band members and five eyes. what is wrong with this picture?
On 2009-04-29 08:48:38, bum tickler, commented on this article:
she matched her beer and her tattoo. that’s dedication to a look!
On 2009-04-28 16:20:16, bum tickler, commented on this article:
it’s like they’re copying japanese kids ideas of what they see on cobrasnake. hand me down hipsters.
On 2009-03-26 18:38:57, bum tickler, commented on this article:
her ear looks like it’s trying to do the limbo. or maybe the smooth criminal dance.
On 2009-03-26 18:35:43, bum tickler, commented on this article:
she’s like the macguyver of outfit putting togethering
On 2009-03-24 16:32:17, bum tickler, commented on this article:
see the nz guy? i think he’s late for a date with the woman in the background here:
viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=1810&source=homepagedd
On 2009-03-23 14:56:36, bum tickler, commented on this article:
i didn’t know clothes and a dance could clash but lookie here. it would actually look less gay if he was wearing a tutu.
On 2009-03-19 14:42:35, bum tickler, commented on this article:
what a fucking cutie. scarves are pretty nifty too. you know what they remind me of? the anchor chains on big ships.
On 2009-03-09 14:43:44, bum tickler, commented on this article:
oh my. just yesterday i was watching tv and one of the new "it’s about drinkability" or whatever bud light commercials came on and i asked my friend who they were going after with the "drinkability" angle. i think i figured out who.
On 2009-03-04 13:09:22, bum tickler, commented on this article:
that would be an excellent place to play the "floor is lava" game but you’d have to be extra careful not to step on a broken screen or circuit board. i’m estimating about 4 mins to get to the stage.
On 2009-02-26 12:10:24, bum tickler, commented on this article:
her face is great. she needs to get rid of those distorto-goggles and she’s look ten times better.
On 2009-02-24 18:51:14, bum tickler, commented on this article:
how the fuck did he match his outfit? do they make braille hangers?
On 2009-02-17 15:05:26, bum tickler, commented on this article:
this must make for some interesting homecoming parades.
On 2009-02-13 19:50:14, bum tickler, commented on this article:
don’t you hate it when you lay down the perfect plopper in the toilet and the water splashes your ass? that just happened to me.
On 2009-02-13 19:36:58, bum tickler, commented on this article:
it was only a matter of time before womens’ sports hopped on the steroid train
On 2009-02-10 17:37:59, bum tickler, commented on this article:
you just can not fuck with thor’s sperm. that shit is like a steel-cased torpedo.
On 2009-02-06 17:50:01, bum tickler, commented on this article:
now that is a shit-eating grin. he must have brushed though.
On 2009-02-05 13:48:22, bum tickler, commented on this article:
poor guy can’t reach his itch
On 2009-02-05 13:47:19, bum tickler, commented on this article:
society this, society that.

let’s call the kettle black people. did society do this? no, some fuckup hoodlums did.
On 2009-02-04 14:34:34, bum tickler, commented on this article:
about time she aired that thing out.
On 2009-02-04 14:32:07, bum tickler, commented on this article:
mistah jones! mistah jones!
On 2009-02-04 14:29:40, bum tickler, commented on this article:
facelift ponytail? the only wrinkles on this girl are the ones on her dress.
On 2009-02-04 14:28:04, bum tickler, commented on this article:
i wonder what’s higher, her iq or my heart rate?
On 2009-01-29 13:52:59, bum tickler, commented on this article:
thanks, i was looking for a pick-me-up