bogart the can


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COMMENTS BY BOGART THE CAN


On 2009-07-09 12:23:51, bogart the can, commented on this article:
the fourth photo is the money maker right there
On 2009-07-09 12:22:56, bogart the can, commented on this article:
black combat boots with white laces? racist skins?
On 2009-07-09 12:20:54, bogart the can, commented on this article:
the tattooed girl apparently really likes birds and botanicals
On 2009-06-25 15:56:47, bogart the can, commented on this article:
speaking of gold, i heard those cash for gold guys got caught ripping people off for their gold.
On 2009-06-25 15:34:34, bogart the can, commented on this article:
wow, for some reason seeing a cross-dressed old man isn’t as weird as i thought. maybe because he’s in a trailor?
On 2009-06-25 15:30:42, bogart the can, commented on this article:
no dreams and no talent? jesus, way to go islam
On 2009-06-25 15:27:33, bogart the can, commented on this article:
watched fitzcarraldo the other day (available on netflix watch it now btw!) and it was amazing. some of the scenes were just unbelieveable. definitely recommend this one!
On 2009-06-25 15:24:28, bogart the can, commented on this article:
i haven’t tried five guys burger yet but i’ve heard a lot of good things. wonder if it’ll be better than a double shack
On 2009-06-19 11:56:07, bogart the can, commented on this article:
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
would it have been funnier if he had said queefs? Personally I think so. Queef is like the best word in the english language apart from n1gg3r.

what are you retarded? who the fuck thinks queef is a funny word outside of middle school? and why’s the N word funny?
On 2009-06-16 12:02:27, bogart the can, commented on this article:
some women just don’t know when to give it a rest.
On 2009-06-16 11:59:59, bogart the can, commented on this article:
oh god! sucha great photo but weak caption couldn’t follow through.
On 2009-06-15 12:06:18, bogart the can, commented on this article:
yanno what would be fun? if johnny ryan did some doodling to accompany his text
On 2009-05-26 13:08:21, bogart the can, commented on this article:
LION: "yeah yeah you like how i fuck the shit out of this ground beef taco? you like that? you like watching don’t you. you dirty fucking eagle you"
On 2009-04-20 12:15:31, bogart the can, commented on this article:
chubs mcfat over here looks like doraemon:

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On 2009-04-09 13:45:00, bogart the can, commented on this article:
cabbage town? buckhead? this place was given by the gods for people to get right.
On 2009-04-09 13:28:19, bogart the can, commented on this article:
get a load of this fucking guy. if you’re gonna fake n’ bake, remember next time to do your fucking face too. you look ridiculous, you and your orange self. and what’s with the furry shoulders? you look like conan the barbarian’s faggy half brother you fuck.
On 2009-04-07 17:09:01, bogart the can, commented on this article:
it’s easy to make fun of him for holding on til his dying breath, but it’d be great to see it backfire. but that’s probably unlikely
On 2009-04-07 16:42:58, bogart the can, commented on this article:
i always had a hard time trying to decipher which eye to look at when talking to someone cockeyed.
On 2009-04-07 15:40:13, bogart the can, commented on this article:
wow mr jacassi takes buttons to a whole ’nother level. to go as far as enjoying the sound of buttons is somethin’ else. but then again, i guess in anything you do, you gotta be in it wholeheartedly.
On 2009-04-06 14:07:28, bogart the can, commented on this article:
her eyes look crazy, i love it. hands down favorite shot is of her sticking her tongue out and her tit showing. clothes are very ali baba-esque (weird) but still manage to look good on her. matter of fact, i’m sure you can throw anything on her and she’ll look good.
On 2009-04-02 15:13:53, bogart the can, commented on this article:
yes dancing. but which dance specifically???? the FUNKY CHICKEN of course! look at him, flapping his wings and bobbing his head! he loves it!
On 2009-03-31 15:33:50, bogart the can, commented on this article:
rastafari meets native american meets US army meets skater meets mardi gras meets hawaii meets drunk meets tool
On 2009-03-31 15:30:21, bogart the can, commented on this article:
in order to maintain perfect balance you need to be completely naked and use your cock as a rudder
On 2009-03-31 15:18:14, bogart the can, commented on this article:
with nothing to read he decides to have people write random shit all over a record cover
On 2009-03-31 14:34:01, bogart the can, commented on this article:
it’s always funny to see monks getting with technology. in asia you see monks all the time carrying around the latest touchscreen cellphones and it never fails to get me.
On 2009-03-30 17:47:51, bogart the can, commented on this article:
man, this guy’s pulling out all the stunts...who wears socks when car surfing? oh i get it, this is extreme car surfing. he’s got the shot glass in one hand and the sake in the other. talk about kick it up a notch. and i can see that he felt a little too exposed with his nips showing.i feel you man. kudos to you gramps. do your thing, and rock on.
On 2009-03-30 17:04:31, bogart the can, commented on this article:
what’s the connection with ravers and skate shoes? i used to see this all the time, but i’ve never known a skater that went to raves, and i don’t know any ravers, but i don’t think they skate.

ah yes, ravers and skate shoes...the vulcanized material make for great dancing shoes. hopping around like a complete idiot all night requires comfortable shoes too!
On 2009-03-27 14:28:40, bogart the can, commented on this article:
hairy arms always kinda throw me off, but in this case the pink nipplies make it A-OK.
On 2009-03-27 14:09:02, bogart the can, commented on this article:
paris dudes got some school boy/dead poets society thing going on and the chick’s skirt so short, it leaves little to my imagination. and with those DSL’s? FORGET IT. as for amsterdamn, the dudes are dressed like lumberjacks from the 90s and the chicks..well, let’s just say that i’d love to see her actually walk like that.
On 2009-03-26 14:53:26, bogart the can, commented on this article:
Anonymous, on Mar 25, 2009 wrote:
sauna, anpak, korean girls.... what’s anpak???

that’s what i was wondering. i passed it off as a korean typo...
On 2009-03-26 14:49:27, bogart the can, commented on this article:
Anonymous, on Mar 26, 2009 wrote:
an important part of fashion is hating everything else. u must be reviled and disgusted by anything not your own

wow, amazingly this makes a lot of sense to me. and i feel like i can apply it to life in many other ways besides fashion. great, now i have something to live by. I just need to fill in the blank:
An important part of _______ is hating everything else.
On 2009-03-26 14:12:49, bogart the can, commented on this article:
i’m kinda stunned at Copenhagen dude. and i know these are generalizations but jesus, does anybody really dress like that on a day to day basis? i didn’t know this was based on the most eccentric
On 2009-03-26 14:09:38, bogart the can, commented on this article:
gotta admit, not really feeling the pink doc mary janes. they remind me too much of crocs for some reason. or bathroom slippers
On 2009-03-26 13:55:35, bogart the can, commented on this article:
what’s with the doc martens? i know they’re making a comeback and they’re cool and all, but it seems like they’re being worn in almost every pic. btw, chick in black shorts got the ill camel-toe
On 2009-03-23 15:49:22, bogart the can, commented on this article:
chicken rings and some stale, refried clam strips would seal the deal for me
On 2009-03-19 13:15:20, bogart the can, commented on this article:
i feel like the bearded leo would’ve been a better fit for his character on The Wire
On 2009-03-19 13:12:16, bogart the can, commented on this article:
looks like you caught wolfgang uberstein on his way to his cello recital.
On 2009-03-19 12:14:53, bogart the can, commented on this article:
i’m thinking of two songs when I look at germany. "can’t touch this" and "material girl"
On 2009-03-17 18:56:58, bogart the can, commented on this article:
he’s the secret weapon at operation cock fest.
On 2009-03-17 18:56:02, bogart the can, commented on this article:
a chubby white inuit chick graces central park with her presence
On 2009-03-17 18:54:30, bogart the can, commented on this article:
the ballchain and bullet pendant can’t turn a clown into a punk. sorry kid, you’re gonna have to commit a little bit more than that.
On 2009-03-17 18:50:59, bogart the can, commented on this article:
is that the spinoff from white dudes fuck the darndest asians?
On 2009-03-17 11:27:45, bogart the can, commented on this article:
@cynthia
i just checked out her etsy page just now and gotta say i’m impressed both by her knits and her photos. great stuff.
On 2009-03-16 11:25:23, bogart the can, commented on this article:
i bet every fold on her body is as warm as home-made apple pie.
On 2009-03-16 11:21:04, bogart the can, commented on this article:
if these girls were willing to look this dumb, they might as well have worn the thong. it would’ve at least got them another line or two.
On 2009-03-05 16:39:12, bogart the can, commented on this article:
he looks like side-show bob
On 2009-03-05 16:32:44, bogart the can, commented on this article:
i’m far beyond being "over" with winter. i wanna kill it, cut off it’s fucking head, eat it’s eyeballs and burn the mother fucker before burying it into the ground...until next year.
On 2009-03-05 13:45:52, bogart the can, commented on this article:
@Anonymous, on Feb 26, 2009 wrote:
Who would be dumb enough to stand her up?

i don’t know, but if I was ever stupid enough to do sucha thing, i’d have to kick my own ass.