Tubba Botox


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COMMENTS BY TUBBA BOTOX

On 2009-11-06 17:51:45, Tubba Botox, commented on this article:
Mi ritmo, bueno pa’ gozar, mulata.
On 2009-10-16 14:25:35, Tubba Botox, commented on this article:
Hmmm... how depressing. The Neil House is no more, Chad moved to San Diego and talked all kinds of smack about his hometown, and Chaz is currently known as "The Back-Flip Bum" because he’s homeless and does back-flips for change. But I suppose you have to break a few eggs to make a Times New Viking.
On 2009-07-11 23:31:39, Tubba Botox, commented on this article:
This reminds me of the time I saw a white sumpremist wearing a Kangol beret.
On 2009-06-29 20:18:15, Tubba Botox, commented on this article:
Addendum: If you are ever cornered by more than half-a-dozen assailants, and a fight is unavoidable, the best way to avoid serious injury and/or death (pending certain variables) is to stun the nearest/smallest one, place him in some manner of headlock (rear naked choke would be ideal), then huddle in said corner with your back to the horde. Initially, this will infuriate them, and they’ll spend the next minute or so trying to knock you out. This is where the corner comes in; since there are so many of them trying desperately to cave your head in, and they only have access to 90 degrees of your back, they will mostly fall over themselves hitting each other. At worst, you will receive glancing blows to the back of your head while they tire themselves out. Use the now dead weight of their friend to keep yourself anchored in the corner. Staying conscious is very important at this juncture, you must bide your time. Though it may not be common knowledge among your foes that their compatriot’s brain is rapidly losing access to oxygen, they will probably figure it out when he stops fighting back and becomes motionless. If you stay on your feet, sheltered in the corner, and in control of your captive, somebody in the crowd may care enough about whether he lives or dies to begin negotiating instead of trying to overpower you. Take this opportunity to explain that you will gladly release your strangle-hold if everybody backs off and gives you a clear path to the nearest exit. Walk towards your escape with your back to the wall and keep control of the mark (you may have to drag him). When you are sure you can make a clean break, drop him and get the fuck out of there. Don’t ever go back. Disclaimer: This will only work if you catch everybody off-guard, and a (relatively) peaceful resolution comes before the pack mentality fizzles to the point that somebody remembers they have a weapon and/or how to perform a rabbit-punch.