The Host


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COMMENTS BY THE HOST

On 2009-11-02 10:24:22, The Host, commented on this article:
Isn’t that what Mexican supermarkets look like anyway?
On 2009-11-02 09:14:40, The Host, commented on this article:
Hey everybody! My husband’s penis doesn’t work!
On 2009-10-27 07:58:39, The Host, commented on this article:
I gotta say I’m a little confused by the caption and a lot confused by the photo.
On 2009-10-27 07:57:07, The Host, commented on this article:
People had laptops in 1994? I don’t remember any.
On 2009-09-14 10:04:29, The Host, commented on this article:
I bet she smells like week-old bedsheets, in a good way. I bet he smells like cigarettes and hardened pit stains.
On 2009-09-14 10:03:20, The Host, commented on this article:
I don’t think many directors put hidden things into their films. Hitchcock did the cameo thing in his but they were always so blatant that it wasn’t really a challenge finding them. Who am I so obviously overlooking?
On 2009-09-04 09:23:52, The Host, commented on this article:
Look at that form? Hack it up!
On 2009-09-03 17:17:00, The Host, commented on this article:
This old and still putting up with being someone’s bitch. C’mon man.
On 2009-09-03 17:16:15, The Host, commented on this article:
No. That died a loooooooooooooong time ago.
On 2009-09-03 17:15:14, The Host, commented on this article:
Probably the only time ever someone has outdressed an Os Gemeos figure.
On 2009-09-03 17:14:18, The Host, commented on this article:
Here’s hoping the one on the left made it out alive.
On 2009-09-03 17:13:54, The Host, commented on this article:
I think he could belly steer.
On 2009-09-03 17:12:59, The Host, commented on this article:
This DJ must have been off the fucking chain. You can tell when the old trannies and young sorority girls are both independently getting the fuck down.
On 2009-09-03 17:12:08, The Host, commented on this article:
You can tell her friend ratio skews in the male direction. That’s a good thing.
On 2009-09-03 17:10:28, The Host, commented on this article:
Sorry Sweden, but my opinion of you just took a nosedive.
On 2009-09-03 17:09:34, The Host, commented on this article:
Mmm... I bet her pussy takes like butterscotch.
On 2009-09-03 17:08:44, The Host, commented on this article:
With hair like that why do you need a sandwich board?
On 2009-09-03 17:07:57, The Host, commented on this article:
These ladies have more class in their clits than I do my entire family tree.
On 2009-09-03 17:05:35, The Host, commented on this article:
Really, I doubt this chick could give a shit if anyone sees her nether regions. She’s dying for attention.
On 2009-09-03 17:04:19, The Host, commented on this article:
If you knock her up does the kid gestate in her tit?
On 2009-09-03 17:02:42, The Host, commented on this article:
I never thought rockabilly bridesmaids would look so incredible.
On 2009-09-03 17:02:02, The Host, commented on this article:
Aren’t his nuts getting crushed right now?
On 2009-09-03 17:01:05, The Host, commented on this article:
There was potential but they ruined it. Looks like Anna Nicole Smith’s decorator got ahold of their faces.
On 2009-09-03 17:00:12, The Host, commented on this article:
I like the cardigan but his face looks plasticy and like the bad guy in an action flick.
On 2009-09-03 16:59:11, The Host, commented on this article:
Couldn’t have said it better myself. Eh.
On 2009-09-03 16:58:35, The Host, commented on this article:
Fuck Dox Equis. THAT is the most interesting man in the world.
On 2009-09-01 11:16:25, The Host, commented on this article:
No one’s that desperate for coke.
On 2009-09-01 10:39:29, The Host, commented on this article:
These look like they are from another time.
On 2009-08-26 12:16:04, The Host, commented on this article:
Sick. Look at her fat heels popping out from underneath the leather strap of her awful sandals. Gross.
On 2009-08-18 15:10:19, The Host, commented on this article:
Getting your mojo back has to be one of the best feelings in the world.
On 2009-08-13 16:50:54, The Host, commented on this article:
Why even try to make it through the barbed wire? This is hurting me just looking at that. Ouch.
On 2009-08-13 16:50:09, The Host, commented on this article:
The understated photos works very well here.
On 2009-08-13 16:49:21, The Host, commented on this article:
This will be remembered as the moment creampies and Moon Pies became one.
On 2009-08-12 14:38:55, The Host, commented on this article:
I’m starting to think smoking pot is a prerequisite to be selected by Mr. Kern. I can’t blame him; it’s hot. But it came as no surprise that she does as well.
On 2009-08-12 12:11:04, The Host, commented on this article:
It looks like he’s handing out comic stripes to me, which would make sense with the Al Jaffee reference. Anyone wearing this stupid shit probably can’t write anything worthwhile though. He’d do better to leave them stacked on a bench.
On 2009-08-11 15:03:46, The Host, commented on this article:
Great. We’re already back to the race thing. Tell me - did New Orleans deserve Katrina too?
On 2009-08-10 08:28:54, The Host, commented on this article:
Don’t worry, this guy acts like he gets way more pussy than he does.
On 2009-07-28 09:28:00, The Host, commented on this article:
I think they are all girl except the scruffy one in the last. Look at the shoulder button. Dead giveaway.
On 2009-06-20 08:35:22, The Host, commented on this article:
I would love to hear Judge Dread Scott Lock Ness Monster’s depiction of the event. I’m guessing he sees himself as a modern day Hunter S. Thompson but he obviously lacks the style and I’m sure the skill of the man.

How could anyone take him seriously dressed and coiffed like that? Oh, that’s right. We’re dealing with professional poker players.
On 2009-07-20 07:53:16, The Host, commented on this article:
No. 2 just took years off my life.
On 2009-07-15 15:14:46, The Host, commented on this article:
Kern is filler? HA!
On 2009-07-15 14:51:47, The Host, commented on this article:
There are certainly things to be said about photo manipulation but the editing tools have become so powerful that the line between photography and computer-generated art has blurred to the point it no longer exists.

Color-correcting is one thing but I like Shore’s stance on in-camera photography. Today there are photographers and there are computer artists. Rarely do people do both at the highest level.
On 2009-07-15 14:46:52, The Host, commented on this article:
Unless I’m mistaken, Terry Richardson is shooting this year’s Pirelli calendar.
On 2009-07-08 12:55:02, The Host, commented on this article:
The branch breaks around her buttcrack. Wise move.
On 2009-07-08 12:52:28, The Host, commented on this article:
These were probably taken before Jackson’s death which is strange because now they are all dead celebrities and that would make it all tie together better.
On 2009-07-08 12:50:55, The Host, commented on this article:
What I love about Tim Barber’s photography is each shot feels like there is a story behind it. They aren’t only his friends goofing off while inebriated or maybe they are but there is so much more to them.

I think that is what lots of people don’t get. Sure, anyone with a point and shoot can take photos of their drunk or high or naked friends but people like Tim (and McGinley, but I like Barber better) give the viewer more than a look at drunken buffoons. When I see them it’s like viewing a novella in one word.
On 2009-07-01 13:36:43, The Host, commented on this article:
The layout of page five is great.
On 2009-07-01 13:34:34, The Host, commented on this article:
The scariest place in North America might be Celebration, FL, a town organized and built solely by the Disney company.
On 2009-06-25 08:22:20, The Host, commented on this article:
I’m fine with culture. But when the ladies are saying things like "I am forbidden to talk about them" and "I have no choice" then it’s getting into oppression. A culture that degrades anyone doesn’t deserve to survive.

You could say the South had a culture in the post-Civil War years. What if we had brushed it off as something out of our control?
On 2009-06-23 07:31:26, The Host, commented on this article:
Walken? With his fly undone? It’s uncanny!
On 2009-06-23 07:30:46, The Host, commented on this article:
The bulge under his belt end scares me.
On 2009-06-12 10:00:11, The Host, commented on this article:
Funny. I don’t find his handwriting that unique. However, it is easy to spot a painting and have a good idea that it’s one of his. So maybe it is. His Es stick out like a sore thumb.

His entire persona is his real accomplishment.
On 2009-06-10 11:11:26, The Host, commented on this article:
His pupils are too small for speed or mushrooms. I think he has an electronic egg up his bum and someone just gave him a zap.
On 2009-05-14 14:10:02, The Host, commented on this article:
Any drug that makes crack look like a safe alternative should probably be avoided. Still, thanks for sharing.
On 2009-05-14 14:07:59, The Host, commented on this article:
The father’s torso resembles a sad orangutan.
On 2009-05-14 14:06:26, The Host, commented on this article:
I don’t think there is any earthly way she can zip up that jacket. I remember when !!! came out people called them Funkpunk. I think this is Chunkpunk.
On 2009-05-14 14:05:03, The Host, commented on this article:
This might be the ultimate hitchhiking jackets. You can’t refuse someone wearing this or you get 7 points added to your license.
On 2009-05-14 14:03:05, The Host, commented on this article:
I can’t decide whether or not I like his shoes. They are kind of nifty but they also look like they could be peeled and fruit would be underneath.
On 2009-05-14 14:02:04, The Host, commented on this article:
100 bucks says this guy hasn’t seen his father in at least ten years.
On 2009-05-14 14:00:10, The Host, commented on this article:
I wouldn’t trust this girl at night. Haven’t you seen vampire movies?
On 2009-04-30 09:58:39, The Host, commented on this article:
Itsi’s galactic wang isn’t too bitsi. His sperm must be like fireflies Michael Phelpsing up the fellopian tubes.
On 2009-04-27 13:06:11, The Host, commented on this article:
I think this is a statement on how girls can eat pussy better than boys. That’s what I’m hoping it means anyway.
On 2009-04-16 11:43:24, The Host, commented on this article:
Servant robots are already around in a way. Roombas have been vacuuming for a few years now. Peewee had the contraption that cooked his breakfast!
On 2009-04-15 12:27:52, The Host, commented on this article:
If the Singularity brings microscopic robots to heal our body can we get fucked up and let the robots heal our self-damaging mid-buzz?
On 2009-03-30 17:03:06, The Host, commented on this article:
They do? I was under the impression they lacked the required digestive and waste systems to consume.
On 2009-03-23 13:38:32, The Host, commented on this article:
"While your trousers and shoes should be gleaming new, accessories must have had the living shit kicked out of them before they can be seen on your person."

How about we rid ourselves of male accessories altogether? The only ones acceptable are those that are functional, so belts, watches, even the satchel is okay, but I say let’s get rid of the necklaces and jewelry!
On 2009-03-19 17:28:57, The Host, commented on this article:
Who is the mystery well-dressed girl with the beautiful ankles?
On 2009-03-17 13:25:49, The Host, commented on this article:
How long was she in Hong Kong. I’d think with all the prejudices already against girls, an albino child would have a rough upbringing. It’s a good thing she grew up mostly in Sweden.
On 2009-03-12 10:51:02, The Host, commented on this article:
Her peripheral vision must be fucking horrible.
On 2009-03-12 10:40:33, The Host, commented on this article:
"Shoulders are very important right now. There’s a lot of statement through shoulders and through the silhouette. I want my shoulders to be strong and bold but not too 80s."

I hope that translates to no shoulder pads. Please dear God, no!
On 2009-03-02 17:27:03, The Host, commented on this article:
This probably was Atlanta. Also, it was probably July.
On 2009-02-27 13:44:55, The Host, commented on this article:
I’ll give you the bad hair. I agree on that, but butterface? You must either have really bad taste or not understand how thick glasses work. If there’s anything wrong with her face, it’s because the glasses are bending the shape of it.
On 2009-02-27 13:36:18, The Host, commented on this article:
The SX-70 is still the best camera Polaroid ever made, in my opinion. I almost bought one, but I’m glad I didn’t since even time-expired film is over a dollar a shot. That’s fucking ridiculous.
On 2009-02-26 18:07:20, The Host, commented on this article:
Isn’t it cheating to get Don’ts at a tradeshow? It’s too easy.
On 2009-02-24 11:16:35, The Host, commented on this article:
Are really bad haircuts another tradition of Devon? I thought the southern part of England was up to speed.
On 2009-02-22 16:25:19, The Host, commented on this article:
That’s what the Misfits dude looks like in China.
On 2009-02-22 16:24:17, The Host, commented on this article:
Ben Shahn? Really? I don’t see it.
On 2009-02-19 13:42:52, The Host, commented on this article:
Richard, you’re slipping. The video is better than the stills for once!
On 2009-02-19 11:03:01, The Host, commented on this article:
Something’s dreadfully wrong if Baba O’Riley is still your favorite song at 43.
On 2009-02-19 08:47:28, The Host, commented on this article:
Johnny Ryan must be doing something right to have you guys so polarized every time his work is featured here. I will say this, he looks nothing like I would have thought.
On 2009-02-19 08:43:47, The Host, commented on this article:
Is that his hair or is he balancing a Hershey’s Kiss on his head?