 | On 2009-09-15 22:14:43, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Amy Mann’s little lost sister... |
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| On 2009-09-15 22:13:12, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Not true. Muslims do panic... When a U.S. Infantry Company comes calling, every body panics...HA! |
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| On 2009-09-15 22:05:51, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Thats eric. I know him from the pour house in brooklyn... |
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| On 2009-09-15 22:03:17, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Some where inside that bad outfit is a fat girl screaming to get out.... |
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| On 2009-09-15 22:01:42, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
All show. No go. Trust me. Broads like this are nothing but trouble.. |
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| On 2009-09-15 22:00:13, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Again, Vice staffers talking shit on a guy they wish they looked like... Man. Hate is ugly. This guy is beautiful. |
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| On 2009-09-15 21:56:25, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Fuck that, these guys look cool and happy...Thats more than any vice staffer can say... Keep fucking your fists fellas... Some day you’ll hook up with a girl your’re not ashamed to be seen with at dinner down at the diner... Fucking bunch of pussies that you are.. |
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| On 2009-09-15 21:50:02, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Thats right you piece of homo shit...Breeders...But I’d be happy to fuck your worn out homo hole...All straight guys like a bit of lonely homo ass every now and then...
When you’re old and ugly and alone you’re going to wish you had a son or daughter... Bitch.. Fucking fags. Don’t you understand how much you get on everyones nerves?
Just saying... |
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| On 2009-09-15 21:43:22, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Fuck that! The green point tavern is a clip joint!!! 5 bucks for a tiny little whiskey, served by a douche bag bar tender...Suckers... |
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| On 2009-09-15 21:40:55, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
I’d fuck him.. As long as he didn’t make a sound... |
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| On 2009-09-15 21:39:28, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Great. More Jewish fuck-sticks....
Israel only costs the american tax payer 100 billion dollars a year... Chump change, right?
Just saying.. |
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| On 2009-09-15 21:33:05, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
No, he isn’t. |
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| On 2009-09-15 21:30:38, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Rage? Really? I’d be happy to show this piece of shit some real rage...As I fuck that tight little ass of his...
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| On 2009-09-15 21:25:52, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Thats fucked up.. My kid has been taught to fight back... |
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| On 2009-09-15 21:24:48, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Save the world. Take a bat to this fat fuck. If he breeds his off spring could end up fucking your grand daughter... Think about it... |
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| On 2009-09-15 21:22:35, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Nobody sucks cock like an ugly jewish girl.
That is of course until her parents finally pull off the arranged marriage thing... Truth be told, side by side, I can’t tell the difference between an arab girl and a jewish girl...Just saying... |
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| On 2009-09-15 21:16:50, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Hey, fuck stick, go home. |
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| On 2009-09-15 21:14:19, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
All show. No go. These two are a couple of duds. Trust me. In that place where the rubber meets the road, these two disappear.. |
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| On 2009-09-15 21:11:02, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
So sad. Jewish girls, all fucked up.
I hate you Daddy. |
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| On 2009-08-29 23:14:24, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Put those things away for petes sake.
I mean it. Put ’em up.. |
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| On 2009-08-29 23:12:27, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Mickey? Is that you baby?!
Please come home.. |
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| On 2009-08-29 23:09:25, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
They seem so sincere.. |
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| On 2009-08-27 16:29:06, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Wow. This is the stuff bad dreams are made of.. German I presume?
The leash is a nice touch, by the way... |
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| On 2009-08-27 16:26:17, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
No way this guy is American... He isn’t 40 pounds over weight rocking a triple chin.
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| On 2009-08-27 16:20:55, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
My god, We’re surrounded by fuck sticks.
Circle the fucking wagons people, there not going away... |
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| On 2009-08-27 09:01:19, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
One good man with a vision.
The shit-stains of the world don’t stand a chance. |
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| On 2009-08-05 02:52:17, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Amazing historical document. thank you. |
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| On 2009-07-16 21:17:46, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
I’d hit that. |
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| On 2009-07-16 21:17:13, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Could have gone all week with out seeing this asshole.. |
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| On 2009-07-16 21:14:14, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Ironic. All those dudes look totally gay. |
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| On 2009-07-16 21:11:53, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Thats not ice cream.. it full of his frozen piss that he’s been saving for you.. |
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| On 2009-07-16 21:10:01, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
My god! eat something already! What the fuck, Not sexy, that huge bruise you get at the base of your cock after fucking a bag of bones like this one.. not sexy at all..
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| On 2009-07-16 21:05:29, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Lighten up asshole... It’s not racist to laugh at a monster like this who puts themselves out there... All of you lighten up.
Check out Don Rickles act from the 70’s.. Then you’ll truly understand what a bunch of reactionaries you’ve all become.. Using the "Amarosa Index" to gauge what’s racist.. Bunch of clueless snot nosed pussies that you all are.. |
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| On 2009-07-16 20:57:20, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
What do you mean you got nothing on this guy? what sort of douche leaves the house in a fucking pokerstars.com shirt?
Poker nerds are the fucking worst! As a matter of fact, poker nerds have single handedly elevated all other nerds.
And every time I think the poker fad is dead they show up on late night tv just as I run out of cocaine.... Fucking poker fags... |
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| On 2009-07-12 03:35:25, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Amazing. what a wonderful archive. Great discovery vice.
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| On 2009-06-19 15:56:45, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
This is why tazers were invented. And those cool spring loading batons that the german police use. At the push of a button they project a hard rubber golf ball sized tip about a foot at a high rate of speed, giving the victim of the device a punch in the guts like never before.. Then they beat you with it while you writhe on the deck with the worst tummy ache ever.. Of course thats only if it’s 1982 and you’re a red brigade sympathizer making a nuisance of yourself. In Germany.
Since he looks like the last thing him & his friends did before they got out of the car was a line of blow 1/2 an inch wide & as long as a CD case, I’d stay out his way. Leave this one to the professionals.
Man, being handcuffed with all that meat hanging off you has got to hurt. |
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| On 2009-06-19 14:17:50, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Right. Love.
Okay. Got it. |
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| On 2009-06-19 14:14:39, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Not one but two creepy beard guys...
Vice just keeps raising the bar..
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| On 2009-06-17 23:18:35, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Poutine is amazing. |
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| On 2009-06-17 23:16:38, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Fucking hat guy.
Guys, hats fucking suck. All hats. Only in winter do you have any sort of license to wear a hat. And it better be cold out when you do.
I hold hat guy in the same regard as I hold dungeons & dragons guy.
Or renaissance festival guy. Same flavor. Of insufferable dork.
Give it a rest hat guy. |
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| On 2009-06-17 22:58:58, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
I want to see him "moonwalk".. |
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| On 2009-06-17 22:51:55, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
I can’t believe a tv show hasn’t been built around these guys yet.
Knowing these guys exist just made the world a bit cooler for me. |
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| On 2009-06-17 22:43:38, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
..Comes with a degree in fine art photography from the corcoran in D.C.
He doesn’t know how the fucking f stop works is but he’s got the tattoo...
Yikes. |
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| On 2009-06-17 22:37:19, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
What a well rehearsed pose. Glasses girl is fierce.
Who dropped the cock ring? That needs to go right in the lost and found.
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| On 2009-06-17 22:28:57, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Ha!
This guy fucked yours and your buddies girlfriend at that party..
You guys could never figure out what all the giggling was about on the cab ride home. Or the stink of fucked pussy. |
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| On 2009-06-17 22:18:48, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Another classic example of "double ass Syndrome", Also known as "front ass".
Can’t you just see him in the bathroom trying to catch a glimpse of his genitalia in the mirror.
All winded and shit.. Trying to hold still.
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| On 2009-06-17 22:05:39, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
I fucked this girl late one night in the ladies room at american trash.
Or at least I fucked something that resembled this creature.
This is why glory holes were invented. |
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| On 2009-06-17 21:58:28, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
I’ve never seen a coat like this one.
A waist coat mated with an over coat, Maybe a navy "pea coat"..
It doesn’t work at all. Who knew it was possible to take the classic letterman jacket and make it even uglier?
This guy is a mess. And he paid way too much for his outerwear I’m sure. |
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| On 2009-06-17 21:39:51, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Fuck it this story is fake or not.
Bikers are a bunch of fucking scum bag cowards. bullies and shit talkers.. Sure, their tough mother fuckers when you’re facing down 25 or 30 of them. Peel one off from the herd and see how quick he starts begging for his life when the tables are turned..
My sister ran off with a biker in 1973. Fucking destroyed her. Then my older brothers destroyed him. He has since passed away from a bad liver, but he walked with a limp for the rest of his life after my family finished with him..
And none of his so called "brothers" ever showed up to avenge the beating he took..
So fuck off harley bitches. I’m right here In Ipswich, Massachusetts. I’m the big pissed off red head with a attitude problem..
God I hate Bikers!
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| On 2009-06-16 17:54:45, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
He looks like a little player..
I’ll bet he gets a ton of pussy. |
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| On 2009-06-16 13:10:50, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
No, this looks more like a bad "Sex and the city" fantasy come to life... My god how sad.
No offense intended Ladies, But you girls already have enough crazy ideas about life & love floating around in those fragile brain pans of yours without bullshit movies like sex in the city filling your heads with even more delusions.. When you leave your apartment looking like this, do you know what guys think? Something like "There’s a lonely, desperate, easy piece of ass.. You look like a blow job in a taxi cab around 1:15AM.
Go home and change. Jeans and a white t-shirt... The flip flops are okay. |
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| On 2009-06-16 12:31:28, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
He’s rocking that look.
You go on brother, do your thing. |
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| On 2009-06-15 20:33:13, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Jewish girls gone wild.. |
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| On 2009-06-15 20:15:54, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Ah, yes.. Sleeping on the A train.
Oh, this train turns in to the far rockaway express and you wake up way out at the beach 36th street station or something like that.
Wishing you were back in Manhattan. |
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| On 2009-06-15 20:09:42, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Fuck that.
This guy is doing his thing in a squared away fashion.
I think you’re talking like a bitch because you’re still mad at yourself for blowing off the piano lessons your parents begged you to make the most of. The day you figured out how much pussy the guys who could play were getting you cried.
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| On 2009-06-15 19:50:36, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
How come Sarah Silverman Fans feel the need to stick up for her so relentlessly? And here of all places? Isn’t there a blog for that shit you can fuck off to? If you can’t laugh at her I can only imagine what a train wreck you turn in to when some one laughs at you. I would pay to see that.
You want to see the real Sarah? Do you? Can you handle it?
Watch her performance in the film "School of Rock".
Sorry to have to be the one (not really) to break it to you, but thats no stretch. Thats how she generally is. Mean and spiteful.
Her and that hack troll of a husband of hers have single handedly elevated douchebaggery to an art form.
They are not nice and they are not funny. It’s a fact.
Although I will concede that her song "Jews driving German cars" is funny.
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| On 2009-06-15 19:11:07, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Ha. No shit william shakespeare.
Careful. Fuck with the golden agers too much and your pay back could be ending up with a fucking bag on your hip.
A fate worse than death. Unless it feels good to have your stoma fucked..
Ever fuck a stoma hole? Anyone? |
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| On 2009-06-15 19:02:21, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Another retard sighting!
The girl on the left?
Wicked retarded.
Kind of girl that gets talked in to giving her brother a hand job at his bar mitzvah..
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| On 2009-06-15 18:55:54, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Greenpoint Polish chick. Super hot. And just about a dime a dozen on Manhattan Avenue on any given Saturday afternoon.
The problem is, in twenty years she’s going to look like Danny Devito.
With your kids in tow.
Go have a look for yourself, Greenpoint is a nice little field trip.
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| On 2009-06-15 18:47:56, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
When the fuck did Elton John start playing the bag pipes?
Way to keep it real, Sir Elton. Cheers. |
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| On 2009-06-15 18:42:08, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Ice man!
Whats happening my brother?! Still flying an F-14 with a dildo jammed up your ass? Those 8 G turns have to feel crazy! |
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| On 2009-06-15 18:38:55, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Since being replaced by the oversized headed, plastic looking burger king, Things have been in a downward spiral for our deposed sovereign of the whopper.
Back in the 70’s this man put an ass whooping on Ronald fucking MacDonald for you guys and this is how you treat him?
This is why I boycott Burger King. No loyalty. Cut the Man a check or something. |
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| On 2009-06-15 18:25:58, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
I thought Phil Spectors bail was revoked? |
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| On 2009-06-15 18:21:04, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Looks like our friend here just now figured out that Arlo Guthrie impersonators don’t make very much.
It’s got to suck to find out that your lifes work is a dead end. |
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| On 2009-06-15 18:15:23, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Not at all. I like the freaky finger too.
You just know this girl is a total piece of shit. Whatever she’s been up to for the past ten years it needs to stop.
Time for a sea change sister, get out while you still can. |
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| On 2009-06-15 18:06:30, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Is that the star of the lebanese version of the hit show "life goes on"?
Loosely translated, the arabic title of this superb television program is something like;
"Strap a bomb to the retarded guy".
It’s good to see positive elements of our culture translating so well. |
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| On 2009-06-15 17:58:25, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
This kid needs to watch himself.
The Royal Navy has press gangs in town and I hear the captain is in need of a new cabin boy.. |
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| On 2009-06-15 17:49:06, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Charlie’s Angels tranny style. |
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| On 2009-06-15 17:47:48, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Ever since he did a stretch in federal prison for selling bongs in the internet, things haven’t been quite right for Tommy Chong. So sad.
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| On 2009-06-15 17:32:30, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Here’s a fucking nightmare for you;
You meet & hook up with the coolest, most beautiful woman you’ve ever met and everything in your life is suddenly awesome.
Then you find out this guy is her best friend and he starts "tagging along" with you and your dream girl everywhere you go.
And he smells like soiled linens vicks vap-o-rub..
Now your life sucks again. Just for different reasons.
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| On 2009-06-15 17:24:03, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Dude, "airwolf" was cancelled so go home already.
Fucking Stringfellow Hawk got his pilots license revoked.. |
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| On 2009-06-15 17:19:18, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
My long, lost Uncle Freddy & his boyfriend Seamus.
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| On 2009-06-15 17:16:19, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Wrong. both these meat puppets would catch a beating.
Life is hard. It’s harder when you’re stupid. |
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| On 2009-06-15 17:12:42, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Black eye and fanny pack?
A daily double!
chances are the shiner came from a girl he was talking shit to. |
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| On 2009-06-15 17:09:12, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
I love closeted gay men. Always good for a laugh.
His clumsy ad on craigslist demanding discretion is pathetic. Just come out already!
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| On 2009-06-15 17:02:59, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Hey! A Long Island super star!
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| On 2009-06-15 16:59:32, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Oh my god. Her mother died a little bit on the inside when this photograph was made..
She looks like a nice Jewish girl from Newton, Massachusetts who’s lost her way..
I’m sure when she goes home for the holidays she prides herself on being down to her last 40 bucks around her family.
Just enough for the chinese bus back to NYC and a pack of cigarettes. Poor thing. |
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| On 2009-06-15 16:50:09, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
His seems so tiny. |
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| On 2009-06-15 16:45:09, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
It’s a pity Ozzy’s mutated offspring isn’t this cute.
But this girl certainly does look as if she’s rocking the ozzy vibe..
I’ll bet she’s a dead can dance fan who enjoys 3rd input. |
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| On 2009-06-15 16:38:11, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Looks like Rick Moranis got lucky traveling abroad about 25 years ago.
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| On 2009-06-15 16:33:40, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Fucking Harley Davidson people! What a fucking embarrassment for our culture.
The clown car of motorcycles. Built by clowns for clowns.
Once upon a time Harleys were super cool. Then a bunch of 40 something lawyers and stock brokers decided that buying and riding a Harley was the only way to reclaim there lost Manhood. After they own one for a while they come to find out that they are piles of junk. Look at one the wrong way and it breaks down on you. They also find out that their Manhood is gone forever. No amount of macho possessions is going to lure that back, asshole. |
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| On 2009-06-15 16:20:21, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Whats her claim to fame?
"I fucked Vincent Gallo and I promised not to tell anyone that he’s a premature ejaculator."
Or something like that. Either way, you would never be good enough for her. She would always have a story of some past lover that did this or that just a bit better..
Hey Vinnie, Just taking the piss out of you, okay? don’t sent your henchmen to tune me up, alright? |
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| On 2009-06-15 16:08:43, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
I was masturbating in a port-a-potty at the show with the door unlocked when I met my future wife.. she opened the door and, after the shock of seeing my incredibly small genitalia wore off, remarked on how cool she thought my sky vodka t shirt was and how she loves over sized clown shoes too.
These days we work very hard at winning the lottery and watching gay porn while crushing up our foster kids ritalin and snorting it.
We really are living happily ever after.
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| On 2009-06-15 15:56:00, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
No silly, thats that spunky free spirit of this group of limey douche bags.
The British really do take douchebaggery to new heights..
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| On 2009-06-15 15:37:04, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Pat benatar clones still exist?
That is fucking amazing to me.
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| On 2009-06-15 15:33:24, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Oh man, I love the super sized plastic purple pimp cup! I want one! |
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| On 2009-06-15 15:27:59, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
The best part of this scene is when a transit cop comes along and gives him the old poke with the night stick, and this fuck-stick wakes up all pissy and ready for a confrontation. That is of course until he gains some focus.. The look on his face is priceless.
Take a fucking taxi home next time you cheap prick.
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| On 2009-06-15 15:10:43, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
That is one retarded looking girl you have here.
She gets on my nerves just looking at her.
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| On 2009-06-15 15:04:18, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
These are Canadians, right? |
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| On 2009-06-14 17:35:27, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
That is a good burn, isn’t it? Ha!
I’ll be using it soon.. |
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| On 2009-06-14 17:30:08, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
So who told Sam Elliot it was a good idea to shave off the mustache?
This is the type of guy who is absolutely amazed that he’s still alive.
A weird combination of foolish pride and crazy-brave shame. Winning and losing at the same time.
Sort of. |
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| On 2009-06-14 17:21:55, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Your ABC’s..
As in hepatitis. |
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| On 2009-06-14 17:20:14, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Sweet Whitey Bulger sighting.. |
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| On 2009-06-14 17:18:32, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
The kid on the left is off the charts gorgeous.
My god.
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| On 2009-06-14 17:15:51, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
It’s uncanny. Another ex girlfriend.
You guys are starting to scare me. |
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| On 2009-06-14 17:00:07, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
I know this guy. I used to slap him around in Jr. high.
This is all my fault. |
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| On 2009-06-14 16:51:10, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
"Cow catcher chins".. Good one.
Okay Gentleman, listen up;
NYC survival tip for the young artist/actor/goof off;
Move in with this girl stat! She has a cool apartment in a nice neighborhood, Her nerdy friends will love you because you can still pull off the whole "rakishly handsome artist/actor thing", and you most likely live in squalor at this point. so what are you waiting for?
Living with nerd girl works because deep down, she knows you’re a fuck up and a goof off, just like you do. If you don’t let her catch you playing video games or watching porn, or of course fucking other girls, you can milk a gig like this for four maybe five years..
Try not to leave her a broken mess.
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| On 2009-06-14 16:18:56, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
My god! why the fist fuck reference?
Why would that bother me, you ask?
Because sooner or later every Man discovers that his girlfriends pussy is capable of taking objects & devices that are 10 times bigger than their puny cock..
The first time I fist fucked my girlfriend was great, hottest sex ever for both of us. We discovered that she is a squirter and she had something like 8 orgasms in quick succession..
The next morning, alone in the bathroom, my cock looked smaller than ever. Small & sad.
And I can’t seem to shake that feeling.
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| On 2009-06-14 16:10:27, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Ice is super cool, no doubt.
If you happen to read this, Mr. Ice T, I have a concept for you; A rap & hip hop themed retirement community. Complete with pimped out golf carts and ex strippers as home health aids.. Instead of a golf course and country club, we build replicas of all the worlds most famous tough neighborhoods and mash them all together... It can’t lose! Think about it.
Getting old sucks children. This photograph is proof. |
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| On 2009-06-14 15:53:31, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Note the rug burns on the knees..
What the fuck?! Do you guys have pictures of every one on of my ex girlfriends? |
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| On 2009-06-13 14:04:34, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Nothing like poorly exhibited, shitty fiber art.
Fact is, if this guys is straight, and he’s hanging around with the fiber art chicks, he’s getting more ass than you and the pocket pussy you keep under your bed at home could ever imagine..
Remember, Painter chicks will ruin your life.
Sculptor chicks will make you a studio slave. And fuck other guys. All the time. Maybe slap you around a little if you’re a sissy boy..
Fiber chicks will fuck your brains out and laugh at your lame jokes. Then go away.
Silly pants or not.
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| On 2009-06-12 17:42:01, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
For a crown royal imitation velvet bag full of krugerands I’d tap that ass all night long...
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| On 2009-06-12 17:40:04, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
If gene pool lived in L.A. and was a douche.. |
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| On 2009-06-12 17:38:52, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Sounds like some one can’t grow a proper ’stash.. |
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| On 2009-06-12 17:35:06, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
I agree with all that.
But we’re talking about a cubs fan.
Come on guys, keep it real. Go easy on the retards. |
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| On 2009-06-12 17:32:26, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
I know this guy. He goes around telling anyone who will listen that he & his crew are the "new york media elite".. He deserves to be shit on. Over and over.
Gossip columnist are not the "media elite". They are clowns.
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| On 2009-06-12 17:24:39, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Just making sure everyone is drinking.. |
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| On 2009-06-12 17:17:27, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
The David Bowie looking one is hot.
For a creepy skinny girl. |
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| On 2009-06-12 17:15:25, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Who in the world would give this disgusting junkie bitch a ride on anything?
Besides the tip of a steel toed boot as you kick her to the fucking curb?
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| On 2009-06-12 17:09:58, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
I went out and bought a pair of orange jeans. The first time I wore them, my so called friends tortured me relentlessly. I cried.
So I put away my beloved orange jeans and forgot about them. Years later, at the height of my personal gayness, I found them and made them in to cut offs.
My new gay friends love my orange cut offs. All my old straight friends can all just fuck off. Bitches. |
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| On 2009-06-12 15:50:10, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
I never wanted to admit it, but the evidence you’ve collected and presented in such a straight forward, no bullshit fashion is overwhelming and undeniable.
Country & Western is the music of Men. Grown up shit-kickers who would put a beating on you that bleach wouldn’t take off... For looking at them funny.
Punk, on the other hand, no longer really exists, does it? It died a quiet death back in the eighties someplace. Who knows.
NOFX. Maybe. Okay?
Green day? Not on your life. It’s pop music, children. Pop.
The rest is just noise. |
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| On 2009-06-12 15:28:57, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Listen, North Koreans up at the DMZ right now have their collective minds on one objective; Preparing for another cold winter. Pull your head out of your asses and stop listening to every fucking sound the main stream media makes.. My god you kids are gullible.
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| On 2009-06-12 11:56:34, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
My previous land lord, a fairly good looking gay man, was in to guys like this. I just don’t get it.
Trolls make my flesh crawl.
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| On 2009-06-12 11:51:13, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Take a shower! Look at the sheen on that face of yours! Soap and water sweetheart, soap and water! |
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| On 2009-06-12 11:49:20, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
21st century fox.. |
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| On 2009-06-11 19:19:48, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
..with a penis.. |
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| On 2009-06-11 11:34:32, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Looks like my ex. Totally useless out of bed.. |
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| On 2009-06-11 11:20:45, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Nice fucking snaggle tooth! |
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| On 2009-06-11 11:19:41, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
He could take the bollard, no problem.
The angle is perfect. |
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| On 2009-06-11 11:17:43, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
What the fuck did her Father ever do to deserve this?!
And you know once the money runs out she’ll show up back home with some scum bag boyfriend in tow.. You curse yourself for not changing the locks.. Or moving. Girls like this smarten up around 38.. Or when they test positive for hep C. |
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| On 2009-06-11 11:12:31, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Good one.
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| On 2009-06-11 11:08:21, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
An ass in the front and in the back. Amazing.
Although it looks like her "front ass" is bigger and hotter than her "back ass", which seems to be a bit flat and nasty. Oh the horrors of the double ass. |
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| On 2009-06-11 10:51:03, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Ha! It’s Jeremy Piven after they finally cancel "Entourage"..
It was the mercury in my sushi, I swear..
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| On 2009-06-11 10:46:02, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Love the trash can lid belt buckle!
Is that a pawn shop acquisition or do you really rodeo? |
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| On 2009-06-11 10:37:38, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Fear the man hands. |
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| On 2009-06-11 10:33:43, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Where do you guys find these assholes?! |
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| On 2009-06-11 10:30:20, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Look again, ladies and gentleman..
That’s not a girl. Thats a (gasp) boy!
That my friends is your garden variety day time tranny. a sub species of the night time tranny, the day time tranny feels confident enough in his female persona to venture out in the light of day amongst the sober and hard working citizens of "day world".
But day tranny will still blow you in a bathroom stall if the price is right.
Bet on it.
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| On 2009-06-11 10:22:45, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
He does appear to have shat his trousers..
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| On 2009-06-11 10:18:06, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Hey! It’s andy rooney with cancer!
Seriously, Is this guy a retired spy or something? |
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| On 2009-06-11 09:59:09, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Lovely. My Mom and her new boyfriend out for a night on the town.. It’s no wonder why I’m so fucked up.. |
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| On 2009-06-11 09:57:19, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
What a fuck stick. Silly euro-trash. |
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| On 2009-06-11 09:32:41, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Real house wives of bridgeport.. |
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| On 2009-06-11 09:30:17, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Japan. a nation of ass-clowns. |
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| On 2009-06-11 09:27:43, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Ouch. Rock bottom might be a place where you wake up naked in a strange apartment between these two... |
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| On 2009-06-11 09:24:45, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Wait, don’t tell me.. He’s going for the susan sarandon And tim robbins look simultaneously... A true fashion pioneer. |
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| On 2009-06-11 09:12:30, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
This is why some guys go gay. Girls like this.. and there fucked up moms of course. |
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| On 2009-06-11 09:07:37, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
She might be hot now but come back in ten years and have another look.. That bit of nasty has a very short shelf life.. By the way, love the hat sweetheart, good thing your mother can’t read..
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| On 2009-06-11 08:59:36, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
He seems to have that certain sheen about him that says; "bathing is a waste of my time". |
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| On 2009-06-11 08:49:17, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
My god! Did you guys give this clown that bitch slap in the mouth that he so obviously deserves? Man! |
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| On 2009-06-09 16:28:30, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Funny how simple it all seems. If we just took care of each other a bit better stories like this would be fiction. |
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| On 2009-06-09 16:06:25, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
These days, packing up my girls and moving in to a squat or a commune doesn’t sound like bad idea. That old rant about all of us being nothing more than so much cattle or cannon fodder to the corporate beast doesn’t sound so far fetched. Maybe jumping off the grid and doing are own thing is the way to go.. Who’ll miss us, right? |
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| On 2009-06-08 11:15:44, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
Half the fun of world travel is all the wonderful drugs you can buy over the counter in foreign countries..
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| On 2009-06-08 10:51:11, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
What? no stove top meth?
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| On 2009-06-08 10:37:49, Stanleyhalen, commented on this article:
The beauty mark is odd.. Looks more like a flaw on the negative then an actual facial feature.. |
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