Paolo


Is some dink from California who posted this retarded blurb.


COMMENTS BY PAOLO

On 2009-11-21 22:12:05, Paolo, commented on this article:
wait, Medusa the gorgon?? She made the list?? I’m so fucking confused.
On 2009-11-21 16:47:51, Paolo, commented on this article:
Yeah, and beer originated in Mesopotamia but you don’t see any fucking nerds correcting the editors of Vice you humorless dick licker.
On 2009-11-20 17:35:57, Paolo, commented on this article:
this is the most brilliant fashion shoot in the history of man kind and fashion and cameras and boobs. Maybe next month brazilian asses and mojitos.


ps. I’m sick of anorexic cunts in American Apparel with their little titties out.
On 2009-11-20 17:30:16, Paolo, commented on this article:
he has poopy on his leg and thats funny.
On 2009-11-15 16:39:28, Paolo, commented on this article:
This is cartoon, right? Read the cartoon or, if you don’t like Johnny Ryan, don’t read the cartoon. Thats it, otherwise shut the fuck up.
On 2009-10-12 20:14:25, Paolo, commented on this article:
...Wait, not funny, bad.
On 2009-10-12 20:13:31, Paolo, commented on this article:
See this is funny because north korea just test fired five short range missiles proving that in the fifteen years since this was published diplomacy in that country has only deteriorated.
On 2009-10-09 12:46:25, Paolo, commented on this article:
At thirteen, everyone is fucking corny.
On 2009-10-02 21:32:58, Paolo, commented on this article:
Alright, I’ll be the first to say it.....I’d fuck her.
(p.s.. I’m an overweight virgin quadriplegic)
On 2009-09-30 15:28:41, Paolo, commented on this article:
The piece of shit doesn’t fall far from the ass hole.
On 2009-09-26 20:53:42, Paolo, commented on this article:
to the dude that wrote the fucking biography on this guy, you should have been able to sum up that whole paragraph with "I kicked this guys ass" but no, because you, my friend, are a pussy.
On 2009-09-24 22:32:36, Paolo, commented on this article:
Goldens rock, they don’t give a fuck about other dogs, have webbed feet and can close their noses and will deliver a dead duck to the boat without bruising the bird or puncturing the skin. I guess you can spoon them too.
On 2009-09-24 12:38:35, Paolo, commented on this article:
AAHHhhhhhahahaha!!!! I don’t even really like this DO that much, but the little limey with the Public Enemy shirts rant was AWESOME!!!!! As if anyone reading these things would need clarification on the origin of the term "bring the noise". Also it reads like a fucking text message
On 2009-09-23 12:27:20, Paolo, commented on this article:
this whole image screams Korean b-boy. why else would be sweating? sports?
On 2009-09-18 12:31:11, Paolo, commented on this article:
I don’t think Sheryl Crow is going to gang bang those strippers with you for a lousy 15 hundred buck, that may be a lot of eight balls to them but that doesn’t even cover gas money for the tour bus.
On 2009-09-17 16:50:01, Paolo, commented on this article:
I’m torn, I lived in Humboltd county for years and grew to hate people like this, but come on, he has the best weed ever, weird cartoons, and will never hit on your girl in a million years.
On 2009-09-16 15:24:59, Paolo, commented on this article:
Horatio Sanz has really hit rock bottom.
On 2009-09-16 15:22:49, Paolo, commented on this article:
BIG PUN RUELS!!!!
On 2009-09-16 15:18:49, Paolo, commented on this article:
Eh, this is clever. Brillllzzzy??? Seriously, use your grown up words, this text speak shit is for moron teenagers who don’t have spell check.
On 2009-08-30 13:32:36, Paolo, commented on this article:
Bro, you have GOT to clear your browser history every now and again. It’s the only way I can keep my girlfriend from finding out what a depraved pervert I really am. Seriously though, very accurate dialogue.
On 2009-08-28 13:19:45, Paolo, commented on this article:
Not to mention those fuckers are devout christians, misogynist, and racist to boot. It’s strange they don’t get along better with the religious right.
On 2009-08-06 03:37:24, Paolo, commented on this article:
The first one.
On 2009-07-30 00:47:01, Paolo, commented on this article:
I want this to be my "guy", if he can show up looking just like that with $40 worth of this and $120 worth of that.
On 2009-07-24 19:48:52, Paolo, commented on this article:
I give him till 2010 before he smartens up and offs himself.
On 2009-07-08 13:26:47, Paolo, commented on this article:
Again with the emaciated dudes in this magazine. When did sandwiches and push-ups become lame?

On 2009-07-08 13:23:23, Paolo, commented on this article:
I guess punks not dead, it just sucks.
On 2009-07-01 19:34:35, Paolo, commented on this article:
Holy shit I thought the DMT elves was some shit my buddys made up to freak me out the first time I smoked it. Hamilton Morris, you’re the most!!!
On 2009-06-10 19:25:25, Paolo, commented on this article:
middle ground......
On 2009-06-03 18:28:38, Paolo, commented on this article:
Huh, well that was interesting...
On 2009-06-02 18:29:05, Paolo, commented on this article:
I like the one in black (she has pretty titties)
On 2009-05-24 15:37:42, Paolo, commented on this article:
they let the frog go but the white woman.....
Tough shit.
On 2009-05-12 15:42:25, Paolo, commented on this article:
Dear Joy,
You sound dull as shit. "guys love dainty eaters", did your vagina tell you that?? I have a penis and I love a chick who can put back some hot wings (huge Archie Moore’s fan), I also know of several other dudes, also con huevos, who couldn’t care less about a girls caloric intake. The bottom line is at some point when you have a boyfriend you are going to become comfortable enough with him to pour over the details of your self obsession to him or at least in his company and this is going to make you look like a, well, a dumb twat. Sorry, it’s true, if your willing and obviously stoked to share this hyper personal information with a world full of faceless strangers imagine the diatribes the poor sap who’s fucking you will have to endure.

YOU NEED THERAPY!!!
On 2009-04-10 22:08:56, Paolo , commented on this article:
"when I see people like this....." whatever the fuck they want. Haven’t you ever listen to Egyptian Lover???
On 2009-04-10 22:05:04, Paolo , commented on this article:
Five Guys Burgers and Fries smokes In-N-Out like a blunt. they are all over the north east. I live in cali now but what I wouldn’t give give for for one of their "regular size" burgers. The double patty is standard fair at these joints.
On 2009-04-09 18:01:41, Paolo , commented on this article:
That dude with the bb gun looks like he’s been dead for weeks. EAT A FUCKING SANDWICH NOODLE ARMS!!!
On 2009-04-08 17:15:58, Paolo , commented on this article:
This guy is an asshole.
On 2009-04-07 14:44:02, Paolo , commented on this article:
her dome looks like a jellyfish made of hair
On 2009-04-03 15:56:11, Paolo , commented on this article:
Why do these models look like ugly little boys??
On 2009-03-13 19:26:29, Paolo , commented on this article:
"Um, thats Astro..." Who fucking cares. He looks like a dick in this picture. Request for respect denied.
On 2009-03-13 19:23:29, Paolo , commented on this article:
boring shoot

On 2009-03-03 23:48:58, Paolo , commented on this article:
This chic is much more gangster then you she is actually IN the fucking magazine..... like any of you would have the balls to rock a grill, please.