James Danger


Sippin on some potent, puffin on pine.


COMMENTS BY JAMES DANGER


On 2009-02-18 15:21:06, James Danger, commented on this article:
Flowery actions like a girl.




On 2009-02-18 00:23:31, James Danger, commented on this article:
Look at them veins on ol’ Sassasqwuachafrass!



On 2009-02-18 00:14:31, James Danger, commented on this article:
Will Arnett.



On 2009-01-25 20:40:39, James Danger, commented on this article:
Adam Goldberg in Dazed and Confused 2: O’Bannion’s Revenge.



On 2009-01-25 20:37:06, James Danger, commented on this article:
Is that Sting in the foreground?

Bellboy! BELLBOY!





On 2009-01-11 06:32:22, James Danger, commented on this article:
This guy would be the fiddle player in my Dexys Midnight Runners tribute band.



On 2009-01-11 06:25:57, James Danger, commented on this article:
I had to read that twice because I thought "medium of expression" said "modicum of decorum."





On 2009-01-01 07:36:32, James Danger, commented on this article:
Have you ever had a mountain goat grab you by the scrotum and run away with it and then sell it on ebay a day later?



On 2008-12-25 15:51:22, James Danger, commented on this article:
www . joi . is / gledibankinn / portraits / portraits / 007 . jpg


You’re welcome.



On 2008-12-19 04:28:24, James Danger, commented on this article:
She’s got poo on her neck.



On 2008-12-13 23:07:56, James Danger, commented on this article:
I pooped.



On 2008-12-13 23:04:39, James Danger, commented on this article:
...behind a dumpster.



On 2008-11-11 04:36:44, James Danger, commented on this article:
Recent advances in signed theory and pervasive technology have paved the way for sensor networks. It at first glance seems perverse but fell in line with our expectations. Given the current status of homogeneous configurations, cryptographers particularly desire the private unification of multicast approaches and courseware. JINGAL, our new application for RPCs, is the solution to all of these obstacles.

One must understand our network configuration to grasp the genesis of our results. We instrumented an emulation on UC Berkeley’s millenium overlay network to disprove the work of American gifted hacker Adi Shamir. To start off with, we removed a 25TB USB key from MIT’s mobile telephones. We removed more NV-RAM from our desktop machines to investigate the effective tape drive speed of our XBox network. Next, we removed 25GB/s of Ethernet access from DARPA’s homogeneous overlay network. Had we prototyped our decommissioned NeXT Workstations, as opposed to emulating it in bioware, we would have seen amplified results. Similarly, we added some 25GHz Intel 386s to our desktop machines. Along these same lines, we doubled the effective USB key speed of our 100-node overlay network. We only measured these results when simulating it in courseware. In the end, electrical engineers quadrupled the expected time since 1999 of our Internet overlay network. To find the required CPUs, we combed eBay and tag sales.
On 2008-10-23 20:49:38, James Danger, commented on this article:
He’s putting on for his city.

On, on for his city.



On 2008-10-22 08:11:28, James Danger, commented on this article:
Man knows how to earn his red wings.




On 2008-10-22 03:09:40, James Danger, commented on this article:
One or both of them are pandas, correct?




On 2008-10-21 05:53:23, James Danger, commented on this article:
I’m an upper-class Malaysian bug collector, an I am offended.




On 2008-10-21 05:50:31, James Danger, commented on this article:
Modicum of Decorum.




On 2008-10-17 03:09:51, James Danger, commented on this article:
That is sooooo totally Photoshopped.




On 2008-10-15 23:58:27, James Danger, commented on this article:
Hi! I’m Buhwheat!


On 2008-10-14 03:30:36, James Danger, commented on this article:
I see she’s made a stop at the ol’ Blo-Market.

That’s why this is a DO. She’s been shopping for coke, which is apparently all the rage these days with the hipsters.



On 2008-10-13 20:48:57, James Danger, commented on this article:
HOT DAMN! LOOK AT ALL DEM TWENTIES!

NIGGA GOT LIKE 240 BUCKS THERE!

BALLIN LIKE TONY GWYNN!



On 2008-10-13 20:46:02, James Danger, commented on this article:
LAME.



On 2008-10-13 20:44:58, James Danger, commented on this article:
SHOW US YOUR TITS!



On 2008-10-13 20:42:43, James Danger, commented on this article:
You’re thinking of the Jonas Brothers, dumbass.



On 2008-10-13 20:34:38, James Danger, commented on this article:
MOTHAFUCKA, MOTHAFUCKA!



On 2008-10-11 02:25:42, James Danger, commented on this article:
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JIGGA WHAT!?



On 2008-07-26 05:09:49, James Danger, commented on this article:
Modicum of Decorum.