Grant


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COMMENTS BY GRANT

On 2009-11-19 11:27:09, Grant, commented on this article:
Heroin does a body good!
On 2009-11-19 11:26:21, Grant, commented on this article:
Thanks for reminding me of my favorite Spiritualized song.
On 2009-11-19 11:25:48, Grant, commented on this article:
I don’t know if I would consider that a paedo thing though. It’s fucked up but it’s not really the same thing.
On 2009-11-17 14:59:25, Grant, commented on this article:
He might have had one too many of Bootsy Collins’ funk shakes.
On 2009-11-13 11:57:04, Grant, commented on this article:
Unfortunately, these are the best looking women in all of London.
On 2009-11-12 15:46:37, Grant, commented on this article:
Looks like a broken condom and of course the craziest little sperm would be the one to break through and make it’s mad dash to fertilization.
On 2009-10-26 12:11:19, Grant, commented on this article:
Wait a minute... Are thos pajamas? Like, with a butt flap and everything?
On 2009-10-21 14:55:43, Grant, commented on this article:
"i bet there’s one black spider web covering up that crusty patchouli vag"

Please... She doesn’t wear patchouli. She wears embalming fluid.
On 2009-10-21 14:54:50, Grant, commented on this article:
This guy’s face is crookeder than that crazy street in San Francisco.
On 2009-10-21 14:54:21, Grant, commented on this article:
Chloe looks good in fatigues.
On 2009-10-21 14:53:44, Grant, commented on this article:
Holy shit. I had almost forgotten about black leather sneakers. I hope they’re the Reebok hightops with the velcro straps on top.
On 2009-10-21 14:50:04, Grant, commented on this article:
I remember when pants were like that for boys and girls. You couldn’t even feel the denim on your skin except for the waist.
On 2009-10-21 14:40:53, Grant, commented on this article:
I think OJ only kept Kato around to have a white guy that was dumber than he was within visiting distance at all times.
On 2009-10-08 09:10:40, Grant, commented on this article:
top hat can call me in five years if she still has the handcuffs.
On 2009-10-02 16:43:13, Grant, commented on this article:
She’s so horribly liberal and open-minded it makes me think Glenn Beck might be onto something.
On 2009-10-02 14:37:30, Grant, commented on this article:
Is she wearing a messenger bag as a skirt?
On 2009-10-02 13:20:55, Grant, commented on this article:
I knew he was real!
On 2009-10-02 13:20:07, Grant, commented on this article:
The thing is, to her this isn’t giving up on life. This is living it to it’s fullest. Problem is, she’s measuring with a teaspoon.
On 2009-09-30 09:35:33, Grant, commented on this article:
everyone caught wearing adventure sandals should have the soles of their feet melting by hot coals.
On 2009-09-28 12:11:01, grant, commented on this article:
looks like he’s drinking margarita mix.
On 2009-09-11 12:12:52, Grant, commented on this article:
You can preemptively solve this by not dating a straight-edge girl.
On 2009-09-11 09:41:35, Grant, commented on this article:
There are still so many possibilities for film. Unless you get tired of seeing things with your eyeballs, there are always more avenues available to film makers.
On 2009-09-09 16:34:53, Grant, commented on this article:
In other news, is that the motherfucking grim reaper on his belt buckle??!??
On 2009-09-09 16:31:59, Grant, commented on this article:
I have a feeling his apartment smells like Bed, Bath, and Beyond and for some reason that makes me livid.
On 2009-09-09 16:30:30, Grant, commented on this article:
I almost threw up when I read his shirt.
On 2009-09-09 16:28:13, Grant, commented on this article:
"women are sposed to have curves on hips n boobs...the stomach is not sposed to spill over.even dudes i know that like chicks to be that fat aren’t into bellyfat...whoever made that comment that being overweight was healthier than underweight? where did u go to med school buster? is this something ur great great aunt violet said one time at dinner?????"

It IS healthier to be slightly overweight than slightly underweight. This has been all over the news for years. I didn’t have to go to medical school to read the fucking paper.

Does that make this a DO? Fuck no it doesn’t.
On 2009-09-09 16:24:52, Grant, commented on this article:
The cop back there looks concerned over the Big Bad Wolf heading to senior prom.
On 2009-09-09 16:23:56, Grant, commented on this article:
Hey Madonna. Fuck you.
On 2009-09-09 16:23:28, Grant, commented on this article:
She has the perfect outfit for a girl who’s life goal is a clerical job and enough money for a quarter of weed every month and a Netflix subscription.
On 2009-09-09 16:21:45, Grant, commented on this article:
How does this man get along without a belt? Seriously...
On 2009-09-09 16:18:05, Grant, commented on this article:
Who gives a fuck who’s a hipster and who’s a yuppie? Maybe in LA there are still scenes or whatever but I’m so tired of labeling. Not trying to sound too cool for school, but labeling is for asshats, plain and simple. There should be two labels. Good or bad. That’s all that matters.
On 2009-09-09 16:15:02, Grant, commented on this article:
No. That’s stupid.
On 2009-09-09 16:13:38, Grant, commented on this article:
Yeah, hail mary or launching yourself over the Rio Grande, one of the two.
On 2009-09-09 15:56:39, Grant, commented on this article:
Crazy’s good up to a certain point. This guy passed that point years ago.
On 2009-09-09 15:56:10, Grant, commented on this article:
The kid understands that irony is dead. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for his guardian.
On 2009-09-09 15:54:54, Grant, commented on this article:
I don’t think he realizes his national pride is taking a huge shit on his nation.
On 2009-08-26 16:17:15, Grant, commented on this article:
People that hate Johnny Ryan are his biggest fans. They just don’t know it.
On 2009-08-26 16:15:20, Grant, commented on this article:
Layered undies. They really make you work for it these days.
On 2009-08-26 16:14:34, Grant, commented on this article:
How the fuck does some Italian fruit carver guy know who Doogie Howser is?
On 2009-08-26 16:13:31, Grant, commented on this article:
"im going to show you a penis mushroom, then make you eat it. "

Yes, please! You won’t have to make me. I’ll be happy to.
On 2009-08-26 16:12:41, Grant, commented on this article:
I’ve seen pictures like this before and it makes me wonder if they didn’t have access to wirecutters. Why would you attempt this without them?
On 2009-08-18 12:06:10, Grant, commented on this article:
The Dutch are nuts. That’s why drugs are accepted. They even things out.
On 2009-08-07 12:13:35, Grant, commented on this article:
Wow. Zombindians.
On 2009-08-07 09:36:54, Grant, commented on this article:
That kid is totally levitating!
On 2009-07-27 13:05:24, Grant, commented on this article:
LSD sandwich with an orange juice back. Good times.
On 2009-07-21 09:34:37, Grant, commented on this article:
Who thinks the guy on the left has ever been to North America, much less Vegas? Long shot.
On 2009-07-20 17:20:51, Grant, commented on this article:
That does look exactly like Nadal. Uncanny.
On 2009-07-20 17:19:30, Grant, commented on this article:
Can you imagine the shit that would go down if one of them said "Bloody Mary" three times into a mirror? I think the world might end.
On 2009-07-13 13:07:53, Grant, commented on this article:
It’s nice seeing more people use digital unashamedly. I find it strange that so many young photographers right now love the 35mm point and shoots because they are simple or an everyman approach when truthfully, digital point and shoots are the simple and everyman approach for modern times.
On 2009-07-07 10:32:34, Grant, commented on this article:
I recognize Joanna but who is Rachel?
On 2009-07-07 10:30:30, Grant, commented on this article:
I guess you’re right. The tie is wrong though.
On 2009-07-07 09:23:17, Grant, commented on this article:
Oh shit. It’s all the same guy. I didn’t notice until Groucho.
On 2009-06-22 11:38:09, Grant, commented on this article:
He needs a hobo stick to complete the look but other than that he’s got it spot-on. Some grime under the fingernails would help too.
On 2009-06-22 11:36:47, Grant, commented on this article:
Hiroshima and All Quiet on the Western Front are both books I read in highschool and I’m very glad I was assigned them. AQOTWF was really an eye opener at that time, especially after having the gung-ho indoctrination until that time through public schools.
On 2009-06-04 11:57:32, Grant, commented on this article:
The photograph is creepy but more than that it is sad. The little girl is too ashamed to show her face.
On 2009-05-29 14:21:18, Grant, commented on this article:
If Engov truly works we need something like that that works in the states. I’ve tried a few of these hangover fender-offers, and have noticed that they all say to take with three glasses of water. I don’t feel any better in the morning than if I had had three glasses of water with no pill. No shit - drinking water before you go to sleep helps your hangover!
On 2009-05-26 09:18:58, Grant, commented on this article:
Incredible photos, the black and whites especially. Bow and arrow shot is the best.
On 2009-05-07 12:10:31, Grant, commented on this article:
Maybe Jim Jones didn’t really die at Jonestown.
On 2009-04-28 14:23:08, Grant, commented on this article:
Cue the Simon and Garfunkel...
On 2009-04-28 14:21:11, Grant, commented on this article:
Agyness could be super hot if she went with a somewhat normal look. I know that is what sets her apart and yadda yadda, but once she went whack, she lost the hot points with me.
On 2009-04-24 10:04:23, Grant, commented on this article:
"Gene bombardment" is the coolest scientific term I’ve heard since "primordial ooze."

It’s kind of fucked that drugs are put to market that end up causing horrible side effects but we are so cautious to allow genetically altered fruit to be eaten.
On 2009-03-06 16:34:02, Grant, commented on this article:
she could be the boss at the end of a really hard nintendo level all dressed up in an overcoat and nazi hat before she turns around whips it off and you find out it’s a girl that is about to whip your ass until maybe on the seventh try you can beat her. i say seven times because there’s no way they’re putting a chick boss in any of the early levels, so it might take a few times to figure out her m.o.
On 2009-02-24 14:42:35, Grant, commented on this article:
if you’re holding the door when the pings go off and this guy catches you he takes you between the cars, hold you over the edge, decapitating you on the first beam, then throws your body into a tunnel crevance revs doesn’t even know about.
On 2009-02-23 18:50:40, Grant, commented on this article:
why would you want to smoke anything that you don’t know the effects of? chances are it’s cool, but god forbid there is something harmful in there, smoking it is the worst possible thing you could do. besides the fact that smoking anything is bad by nature, all the chemicals will hit you almost immediately. not smart, my friends.
On 2009-02-23 18:09:52, Grant, commented on this article:
that’s one of those shits you really have to concentrate on. don’t forget to breathe, laura.
On 2009-02-23 18:02:59, Grant, commented on this article:
loved it. i would have killed him by shoving an alka seltzer in his mouth though. oh well, to each his own.
On 2009-02-23 17:41:38, Grant, commented on this article:
it’s not the holding your breath part that matters, it’s the chemicals in the nitrous that function by briefly stopped air flow to the blood that goes to your brain. why do you think you feel like that? not from holding your breath or kids would be growing up breaking david blaine records and shit.
On 2009-02-23 17:36:14, Grant, commented on this article:
johnny not-so-rotten. or, johnny ripe, if you’re feeling nasty.
On 2009-02-03 13:31:12, Grant, commented on this article:
i wouldn’t want that thing next door to me. not because it’s offensive, just because it has no staying power.
On 2009-02-03 13:24:33, Grant, commented on this article:
he might not be in the top tier of one-glovers (michael, oj) but at least he’s giving it his all
On 2009-01-27 15:26:03, Grant, commented on this article:
don’t step on f-zero or i might have to hurt a bitch. oh, that goes for nba jam as well.
On 2009-01-23 13:20:03, Grant, commented on this article:
this dude just emailed these in? weird.
On 2009-01-23 07:59:18, Grant, commented on this article:
is this a continuation of yesterday’s don’t?
On 2009-01-23 07:57:23, Grant, commented on this article:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hhMn3WINx8
On 2009-01-22 14:44:06, Grant, commented on this article:
that was difficult to finish. wow.
On 2009-01-22 14:43:32, Grant, commented on this article:
no sitting next to each other? it’s a wonder these people figure out how to procreate.
On 2009-01-22 14:40:33, Grant, commented on this article:
awww, wazzamatter? someone can’t take a little joke? boo-fucking-hoo.
On 2009-01-22 14:37:02, Grant, commented on this article:
i think your sadness meter is broken. this isn’t sad, it’s fucking funny.
On 2009-01-22 08:36:01, Grant, commented on this article:
At 12, I was working at the neighborhood baseball card shop. These boys are being sodomized by middle-aged men. What’s wrong with this picture?
On 2009-01-21 17:08:22, Grant, commented on this article:
Speaking of the Power Pad, I would love to hear what he thinks about the older consoles and games. If he still plays any of them, etc.
On 2009-01-21 16:53:19, Grant, commented on this article:
Lots of "bedroom" musicians are adding doo-wop hints to their songs right now.
On 2009-01-21 16:51:06, Grant, commented on this article:
Okay, so maybe the writer exaggerated or got bunk info. That doesn’t change the fact that Australia is in deep shit, and that at this point there’s little that can be done.