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On 2009-11-20 13:17:30, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Her tits look like Thom Yorke’s eyes.
On 2009-10-09 10:05:30, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Why rid the world of bitches? Bitches rock. The only ones that suck are the ones that don’t own their bitchiness.
On 2009-10-08 10:51:29, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
If ’94 was the New Gay Seriousness then what is now? People are saying "homo" and "fag" with such aplomb I don’t know if anyone gives a shit anymore.
On 2009-10-07 16:28:18, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Dude’s dick must look like a fish hook if she’s actually sucking it.
On 2009-10-07 14:52:46, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
I was about to make a big blind joke but then I got lazy.
On 2009-10-07 14:43:14, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
His mullet says party in the back and the front.
On 2009-09-17 09:52:26, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
I always imagined him as a small, waifish man. I don’t know, the ending of ’Dancer in the Dark’ just made me think of a tiny Belle & Sebastian listener, not that there’s anything wrong with that.
On 2009-09-16 09:36:56, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Two things...

1 - This movie is going to blow minds. Period.

2 - The interview is between friends and no matter how jokey or buddy buddy they are it’s still better than normal pre-release shit you see out.

Can’t wait for this flick. Just hope I can see it before I hear all about it from friends.
On 2009-09-02 14:51:39, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Her ass is so red it looks like she just stood up off a flat grill.
On 2009-09-02 14:41:04, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
This is one of the times it’s okay to point and giggle at them.
On 2009-09-02 14:39:17, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
"Or you’ll look like that skank from the Pussy Cat Dolls...the one with ALL the talent."

You’re joking, right?
On 2009-09-02 14:38:36, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
photographers are some of the most talented photographers around in technical ability. Torbjorn has the technical skill but this is nothing like stock photography. Get real.
On 2009-08-27 12:05:28, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
What the hell is going on with that man’s elbow? Makes my head feel like I put on a legally blind person’s glasses. Ouch.
On 2009-08-25 15:54:16, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
"Fuck off art students, your futures are destined for retail"

Just like any other form of higher education some of them will make it and some won’t. Don’t lump them all into one basket. By the way, I did not go to art school, but lots of great comics went to art school. Ones that wrote the stories you’ve probably seen the film versions of.
On 2009-08-25 15:52:24, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
That would have been enough to drive me insane after only a day or two. I cannot fathom doing it for a full month. Holy shit.
On 2009-08-21 09:47:48, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Smoking and not getting anything is one of the most frustrating things ever. Used to be able to get to that level from smoking all day everyday. Not fun at all.
On 2009-08-20 12:43:50, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. But one thing’s for sure - the drugs were great.
On 2009-08-20 12:41:01, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Thanks for supplying a new addition to the librarian spank bank.
On 2009-08-20 12:39:15, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
"fabio?"

Don’t flatter him. Guys like this were dying off for a while. Now they’re coming back and I’m starting my own personal crusade to squash them while they’re down.
On 2009-08-19 16:30:17, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
"I cant tell which one is escobar at the costume party"

Front, left.
On 2009-08-19 16:29:42, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
My neck always hurts when I try to get at it from that angle.
On 2009-08-19 16:29:01, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Looks like she used to be fat. MMmmm... I love those. They know how to knock a man around in bed.
On 2009-08-19 16:18:45, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Eat it? Be my guest.
On 2009-08-19 16:18:23, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
"clearly you self assured fuckers havent seen a real Punk before, let alone know about the scene. if you knew the first thing, you would shut your indie listening ignorant mouths."

So this shmuck is a "real" punk? Ha! He just got bored in class with a full vial of white-out.
On 2009-08-19 16:16:05, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Did Joan Rivers really suck her way to the top? I’d never heard that story before but thinking about her already-sunken face sucking itself inside-out on my manliness is something I think might not be all that bad.
On 2009-08-19 16:14:44, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Too bad he paid six bucks for that beer and it was already hot by the time he got back to her.
On 2009-08-19 16:13:16, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Good. I hate when assholes like you talk of themselves in the third person. Who the fuck do you think you are, Rickey Henderson?
On 2009-08-19 07:56:55, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
That’s nothing. I have one with bullet casings.
On 2009-08-17 08:43:23, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
It also works for clocking disrespecting motherfuckers in the head.
On 2009-08-04 12:38:03, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
If that’s the case I don’t think anyone would want "the Burning Man spirit."
On 2009-08-04 12:06:30, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Any girl would be lucky to date fat Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
On 2009-07-31 13:12:12, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Wow they made a tree shitter. The Germans have always been known for their engineering.
On 2009-07-31 13:11:12, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Not a single bag on the end of a stick. I’m a little disappointed.
On 2009-07-31 13:10:39, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Perez Hilton was in the Army???
On 2009-07-31 13:10:00, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Unless they can juggle they aren’t really hard. The Flying Karamozov brothers could kick all their asses.
On 2009-07-31 13:09:14, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
It’s like a United Nations of fat people.
On 2009-07-31 13:08:40, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
I think everything Peccinotti displays here is going to be back sooner than anyone imagined. The red lips, overdone makeup, everything of 80s excess. As soon as we get out of this recession, it’s on.
On 2009-07-31 13:07:03, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Chasing waterfalls and naked kids around the country. I’m jealous. Sounds like about as much fun as you can possibly have.
On 2009-07-31 13:05:51, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Mr. Sutherland can play soccer too. Who knew?
On 2009-07-31 13:05:18, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
You know you’re a super talent when you can make Hillary Clinton look good. Kudos, Mr. Benson, kudos.
On 2009-07-31 13:04:21, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
They almost look like charcoal.
On 2009-07-31 13:03:50, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Michael got some of his face on his collar. Gotta be careful next time, buddy.
On 2009-07-31 13:03:02, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Hey. That longhair shouldn’t be allowed into the Elvis huddle. Blasphemy!
On 2009-07-29 16:43:55, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
^^vv<><>ba
On 2009-07-22 15:13:02, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
He’s giving swine flu a giant bird so to answer your question, yes.
On 2009-07-22 12:44:40, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
I used to call that fart splashing. It’s like waving a fart toward someone but it’s quicker and grosser.
On 2009-07-22 12:41:40, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
George Hansen basically cribbed directly from Crumb it looks like. He’s got talent but why so obviously take someone’s style as your own?
On 2009-07-15 15:48:05, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
She looks like your friend’s little sister who is hot but is a year or two too young for you to ever talk about it to your other friends.
On 2009-06-26 12:37:50, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Asher’s last twitter update - "LA then off to Spandex World with Colin...."
On 2009-06-17 12:05:12, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Come on... Do you really need the straps? You look like you’re bungee jumping for Christ’s sake.
On 2009-06-09 07:39:24, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
If his camera has any zoom at all he’s getting up close and personal with all her back pores.
On 2009-06-08 23:13:53, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
If your butt’s already big you don’t need optical illusion fishnet to turn it into the fourth moon of Jupiter.
On 2009-06-08 23:12:32, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
The hat is bad but she still looks like th hottest girl on Girregan’s I-rand.
On 2009-06-08 23:10:55, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
I never noticed how pirate-y Freddie Mercury looked.
On 2009-06-08 23:09:14, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
That’s the "graduating from the psych ward" trim.
On 2009-06-08 23:07:12, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
They’d have nice legs if they were chicks.
On 2009-06-08 23:06:36, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
It must be field day at DeVry.
On 2009-06-08 23:04:29, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
This is one of those "how the hell did I not know she was going to become this" moments.
On 2009-06-08 23:02:51, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
His hot water bill must be through the fucking roof.
On 2009-06-08 23:02:07, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
I know this isn’t Sketchers target market but goddamn it, it works!
On 2009-06-08 23:01:02, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Can you picture the people that work at the stores where she bought all this nonsense?
On 2009-06-08 23:00:12, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
It looks like he had to widen his hood like when you add the middle piece to the dinner table when you have company.
On 2009-05-14 15:47:48, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
I like big girls. Not in a want-to-fuck-them way but they are always good times and they can hold their booze so much better than skinny chicks. Also, it’s almost summer and they are the best partners for bellyflop contests. With girls like this, you are a shoe in for the semi-finals at least. You can probably take the whole shebang.
On 2009-05-06 12:20:45, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
God I hope the girl in the bottom of the frame is doing the splits.
On 2009-05-05 15:27:57, fuck russia, commented on this article:
Killing billions of bacteria is a wee bit different than killing billions of humans.
On 2009-04-10 13:08:48, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
If only there was a Glock in his hand...
On 2009-04-08 15:34:25, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Watch out Cole! Piss won’t put out pussy flames. I’ve tried oh so many times to no avail.
On 2009-04-08 15:30:24, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
I knew his jacket looked
familiar.
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On 2009-03-26 14:32:19, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
The Louis Vuitton Guide to Miami.. Wow, that must be like the Zagat for the rich and famous. I did not realize LV was branching out from luggage into the city guide industry.
On 2009-03-26 14:27:09, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Did Harold Hunter reincarnate as a leggy Swedish girl? That’s un-fucking-canny!
On 2009-03-25 15:00:41, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
The new Dinbleberry Blowpop.
On 2009-03-25 14:56:39, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
What light, through yonder drive-thru window breaks...
On 2009-03-23 17:37:23, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
"To the hills comrades! They’ll never steal our burgers there. Yippeeeeee!"
On 2009-03-23 17:35:29, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
If I was a bird I’d make it my personal agenda to shit on his stupid hat daily. I’d eat really bad stuff before, too.
On 2009-03-19 14:32:39, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
I want one but with eyes that move and follow people when I pass them. That would take these hats to an entirely new freakish level that would be so awesome I’d quit my job and walk around recording people’s reactions and make my own YouTube channel for them.
On 2009-03-19 14:30:53, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Shouldn’t the Madonna one be a thought bubble? I don’t think you can talk without your chest. Where does the air come from?
On 2009-03-11 13:23:39, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Dear DISAPPOINTED,

Take your accusations of hate reviewing elsewhere you whiny bitch. It’s not gay-bashing, it’s music-bashing. There is room for gay-music-bashing, but Telepathe don’t "sound" gay so that’s not the issue here.

Cheers,
FR

PS - I hate you, gay or not.
On 2009-03-11 13:18:40, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
I almost didn’t notice Lucy Little hiding in that mass of sword-crossers.
On 2009-03-10 15:16:13, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Anyone have Charles Hatfield’s number? I’d like to call in a tsunami.
On 2009-03-10 11:00:19, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
It looks like her ass is in it’s third trimester.
On 2009-03-09 19:36:00, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
This is all true but every blue moon you have a band with chicks that are good and super fucking hot. I’m looking in your direction, School of Seven Bells.
On 2009-03-09 18:55:35, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
That has to be the best sliding bannister in all of Australia.
On 2009-03-09 18:13:55, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Is it just me or does he look so constipated no amount of laxative would help? Adderall and a cup of coffee, black.
On 2009-03-09 18:09:39, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Ecstacy should come with fashion tips.
On 2009-03-09 18:08:33, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
I’ve never reverse titty-fucked a girl, but there’s always a first.
On 2009-03-09 18:07:38, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Her clothing is atrocious but I’d like to see her dust my TV screen.
On 2009-03-09 18:06:36, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
I bet he drinks Grapico and snorts purple Pixiestix so his shirt comes out purple. That would be amazing and totally worth it.
On 2009-03-09 18:05:31, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Dudes shouldn’t be allowed to drink anything with more than three ingredients, and I’m including ice. Anything more than that and you’d better either have a pussy or a pinky ring.
On 2009-03-05 17:26:34, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Have you seen these celebrity hounds that have stashes of 8X10s of everyone you’ve ever heard of in case they run into them? What do they get for those, like $5? Is it worth it, ruining your life and looking like a pseudo-stalker?
On 2009-03-05 17:24:50, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Is he literally watching the grass grow?
On 2009-03-05 17:23:37, Fuck Russia, commented on this article:
Fuck Mothafuckin’ Russia!