 | On 2008-08-30 16:37:15, FitzyPants, commented on this article:
I think the point of this pseudo-do is in reference to the previous don’t and the invisible football toter. Dude’s dressing his age. Not to be copied, but it’s his genre. |
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| On 2008-08-26 18:28:00, FitzyPants, commented on this article:
Eh. Get the one standing up some cleaner shoes, and tell her to stop biting her cheek, and I wouldn’t mind kicking her out of bed at 7am. |
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| On 2008-08-25 21:29:56, FitzyPants, commented on this article:
Not sure if the chick with the little blueish belt is a she. |
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| On 2008-08-23 18:00:09, FitzyPants, commented on this article:
I don’t think that’s a cack on his hand. It looks more like a crank key from a wind-up toy or something. |
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| On 2008-08-22 23:02:29, FitzyPants, commented on this article:
I told this dude that crashing a wake wasn’t such a good idea. |
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| On 2008-08-19 00:10:05, FitzyPants, commented on this article:
Making a beeline for the burger stand. |
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| On 2008-08-15 18:33:52, FitzyPants, commented on this article:
Taking a break after "Quixote in the Park". |
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| On 2008-08-07 20:19:31, FitzyPants, commented on this article:
is that an oyster above mussolini?
It looks like the head from the Fresno State Bulldog, or a variation thereof. |
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| On 2008-08-06 22:20:41, FitzyPants, commented on this article:
It’s interesting and oddly repulsive to hear of your winterland fantasies of stripping fatsos down to their flesh-colored granny panties. But we still haven’t undressed the most important question- what the eff time of year was it when this image burned itself into being on the back of a strip of film?
Seriously. January? October? March? That would be a plausible explanation for this amount of fabric and polyester stuffing. But I have a funny feeling that the red date stamp would indicate something like June-ish.
And her hat is made of rat hair. |
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| On 2008-08-05 19:15:47, FitzyPants, commented on this article:
Those don’t even look like dudes’ skinny jeans. I bet it has a lipstick pocket. For his lipstick. |
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| On 2008-07-26 13:09:12, FitzyPants, commented on this article:
Watermalon and beer? That’s a do. It’s like they’re filming a low-budget "summer fun" movie- their bottle labels are turned just right to avoid infringement. |
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| On 2008-07-20 01:10:51, FitzyPants, commented on this article:
What’s that old guy gonna do with that laundry basket? He looks poised to strike. |
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| On 2008-07-12 01:29:31, FitzyPants, commented on this article:
"Let me touch stuff"? How about touching some of that garbage into the dumpster. |
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| On 2008-06-23 19:34:58, FitzyPants, commented on this article:
What’s up with the one on the left? Was she paralyzed 6 months ago? Her left arm is grotesquely atrophied . . . Maybe that’s hot. I dunno.
I mean, after looking at it yet again, her right boob is sagging even lower than her left! Everything is off kilter- it’s like I have to look at her with my head tilted to the side or something. I’m not so sure about her anymore. Call me when she shows up in LA, and I’ll go take a look. |
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